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starone

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« on: 03-27-2004 16:41 »
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Both of these characters seem to be terrible at their jobs, Zoidberg can't correctly identify human anatomy and Hyperchicken was once awaiting trail for incompetence. So which one is worse at their job?

Venus

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« Reply #1 on: 03-27-2004 16:48 »

i would think the hyperchicken, cause as bad as zoidberg is, he has saved Fry's life.
boingo2000

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« Reply #2 on: 03-27-2004 16:48 »

Zoidberg's worse.  He's only made one accurate medical statement, and he got it from a decongestant commercial.  The hyperchicken has won two cases: DOOP v. Brannigan, and Earth v. Zoidberg.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #3 on: 03-27-2004 16:48 »

In 'A Taste of Freedom' the Hyperchicken won against Zoidberg, so I'd say Zoidberg...
EvilLunch

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« Reply #4 on: 03-27-2004 18:43 »

Zoidberg is worse at his job but much more loveable.
M0le

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« Reply #5 on: 03-29-2004 06:53 »

The HyperChicken is incompetant, but he has won cases before. Zoidberg knows nothing about human anatomy at all.
EspanolBot

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« Reply #6 on: 03-29-2004 09:03 »

Also Humanity vs. Santa Claus (Bender)
Birdbot

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« Reply #7 on: 03-29-2004 09:16 »

Also he 'won' Fry and Bender's case in Insane In The Mainframe
DELTAWOLF

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« Reply #8 on: 03-29-2004 10:26 »

Hyperchicken!
Nixorbo

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« Reply #9 on: 03-29-2004 10:59 »

If Zoidberg's job was just mercy killings, then the Hyperchicken would be worse.  But seeing as it's not, and the the Hyperchicken actually wins cases every now and then...
Foot_Knight

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« Reply #10 on: 03-29-2004 11:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Birdbot:
Also he 'won' Fry and Bender's case in Insane In The Mainframe

The reason he won is cause he went for an insanity plea and Judge Whitey accecpted after Hyperchicken pointed out Bender ane Fry hired him to defend them.   :laff:

Although, Hyperchicken is horrible at his job, he has won some cases, so I would have to say John is worse.
Levitate_Me

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« Reply #11 on: 03-29-2004 12:56 »


 I think Zoidberg is worse at his job
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #12 on: 03-29-2004 16:38 »

I dunno, was Zoidy ever thrown in jail for incompetence?
Scifly

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« Reply #13 on: 03-29-2004 19:23 »

Zoidy should be thrown in jail for incompetence mabey the hyperchicken keeps him out of jail
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #14 on: 03-29-2004 20:07 »

good point Scifly
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #15 on: 03-29-2004 22:49 »

Zoidberg is a terrible docter, and as it has been said the hyperchicken has won several cases. So, Zoiby is worse at his job.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #16 on: 03-29-2004 22:58 »

Hyperchicken is clueless, but we all love Zoidberg. I infavor Hyperchicken.
Old Skool Prop

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« Reply #17 on: 03-30-2004 04:13 »

Zoidberg cant be that good cause he is a doctor for a delivery company! Hyperchicken is at least a normal Lawyer not a lawyer for a company that doesnt need a lawyer!
Bushmeister

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« Reply #18 on: 03-30-2004 12:36 »

Hyperchicken, as incompetent as he is, has had several successes while Zoidy is just plain useless. So old John would be the worst I think.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #19 on: 03-30-2004 12:41 »

That's not all true though. The places where Fry, Leela, & Bender go always have some sort of danger. So if one of them got hurt, Zoidberg would do his part. (Even though he isn't good at it.)
Bender + Zoidy

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« Reply #20 on: 03-30-2004 20:41 »

I'd say the Hyperchicken because in Insane int he ainframe he said to Fry and Bender that they were crazy for hiring him.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #21 on: 03-30-2004 23:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Bender + Zoidy:
I'd say the Hyperchicken because in Insane int he ainframe he said to Fry and Bender that they were crazy for hiring him.

Finally! Someone is supporting me!
Spacedal11

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« Reply #22 on: 03-30-2004 23:58 »

Do you understand his grammer? I can't!
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« Reply #23 on: 04-02-2004 05:10 »

Definitely the Hyperchicken.
As I know, you do not have to be a good lawyer to win cases. Leela won the case against Brannigan, and he defeated Bender due to the stupidity of Judge Whitey.
Zoidberg has a least shown some glipses of intelligence in the past.
What really worries me about the Hyper Chicken is thet he has actually been Attorney for Earth twice. That really does not bode well for the standard of lawyers in 3000.
fry´s_true_love

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« Reply #24 on: 04-03-2004 17:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Iron Chef:
Definitely the Hyperchicken.
As I know, you do not have to be a good lawyer to win cases. Leela won the case against Brannigan, and he defeated Bender due to the stupidity of Judge Whitey.
Zoidberg has a least shown some glipses of intelligence in the past.
What really worries me about the Hyper Chicken is thet he has actually been Attorney for Earth twice. That really does not bode well for the standard of lawyers in 3000.


I'll second that. If lawyers in the future are all like the hyperchicken, god help us.
evan

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« Reply #25 on: 04-03-2004 18:20 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
I dunno, was Zoidy ever thrown in jail for incompetence?

True.

Zoidy can do some medical miracles when he needs to.  After all, he did save Fry's life, reattach Fry's limbs (eventually in the right place),  manage to fuse together Fry and Amy and have them survive, etc.  I think it's much harder to be a good doctor than a good lawyer.
Endre Fodstad

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« Reply #26 on: 04-07-2004 13:20 »


 Zoidberg isn't all useless - he's performed quite a few tasks of medical wonder, especially managing to transplant Fry's head to Amy's shoulder AND jack him up to her nervous system(he controlled the left arm). That was quite impressive...

 
InChess

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« Reply #27 on: 04-07-2004 13:37 »

In terms of true incompetence, I've gotta go with the HyperChicken.  In terms of being really dangerous to his patrons, it's hands-down Zoidberg.  Unless the HyperChicken were trying a capital case.

(and as for the way I spelled HyperChicken?  I just think it looks cool that way)
KiKiX

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« Reply #28 on: 04-11-2004 13:11 »

Zoidberg. Bless him, he tries so hard.
Mr. Potter

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« Reply #29 on: 04-11-2004 14:11 »

I think Hyperchicken is worse at his job. Zoidberg at least tries hard and sometimes gets it right.
Digital Dragon

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« Reply #30 on: 04-11-2004 19:43 »

Leela could reatach Fry's nose with her wrist thing even though she wasn't concentrating, Zoidberg's medical miracles are down to the technology of the year 3000, not any actual skill.   
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