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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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In 'A Taste of Freedom' the Hyperchicken won against Zoidberg, so I'd say Zoidberg...
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EvilLunch
Professor
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Zoidberg is worse at his job but much more loveable.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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If Zoidberg's job was just mercy killings, then the Hyperchicken would be worse. But seeing as it's not, and the the Hyperchicken actually wins cases every now and then...
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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I dunno, was Zoidy ever thrown in jail for incompetence?
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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Zoidberg is a terrible docter, and as it has been said the hyperchicken has won several cases. So, Zoiby is worse at his job.
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Hyperchicken, as incompetent as he is, has had several successes while Zoidy is just plain useless. So old John would be the worst I think.
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Bender + Zoidy
Crustacean
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I'd say the Hyperchicken because in Insane int he ainframe he said to Fry and Bender that they were crazy for hiring him.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Bender + Zoidy: I'd say the Hyperchicken because in Insane int he ainframe he said to Fry and Bender that they were crazy for hiring him. Finally! Someone is supporting me!
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fry´s_true_love
Crustacean
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Originally posted by Iron Chef: Definitely the Hyperchicken. As I know, you do not have to be a good lawyer to win cases. Leela won the case against Brannigan, and he defeated Bender due to the stupidity of Judge Whitey. Zoidberg has a least shown some glipses of intelligence in the past. What really worries me about the Hyper Chicken is thet he has actually been Attorney for Earth twice. That really does not bode well for the standard of lawyers in 3000.
I'll second that. If lawyers in the future are all like the hyperchicken, god help us.
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Endre Fodstad
Poppler
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Zoidberg isn't all useless - he's performed quite a few tasks of medical wonder, especially managing to transplant Fry's head to Amy's shoulder AND jack him up to her nervous system(he controlled the left arm). That was quite impressive...
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InChess
Crustacean
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In terms of true incompetence, I've gotta go with the HyperChicken. In terms of being really dangerous to his patrons, it's hands-down Zoidberg. Unless the HyperChicken were trying a capital case.
(and as for the way I spelled HyperChicken? I just think it looks cool that way)
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Mr. Potter
Professor
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I think Hyperchicken is worse at his job. Zoidberg at least tries hard and sometimes gets it right.
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