good ol' professor

[Reply #40 on:]

Hello Nobody!
I know these were already said but their my favorite, so there!

In Roswell that ends well

Professor:Start the ship Leela.  Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time!

Fry:But won't that change history?

Professor:Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr. Im-My-Own-Grampa!  Let's get the hell outta here already, screw history!

A tale of two Santas

Leela:Remember Professor...Bender is Santa.  So we don't need to hurt him right?

Professor:Yes yes yes, you sound like a broken MP3!
(Bender comes in through chimney)

Bender:Ho ho...(then Professor shoot Bender) Ow!

Leela:Professor!!  Don't you remember what I told you?

Professor:Nooo!!  (then shoots Bender again)

Funny stuff

 

[Reply #41 on:]

Fry: "When did you design it(The reanimator)?"
Professor: "Oh... about a week ago, and I've been trying to kill you to test it ever since"

"Nobody kills my crew except me, your going down Mom!"

[Reply #42 on:]

LOL, what episodes are those from?

[Reply #43 on:]

 

Originally posted by Alliteration:
Fry: "When did you design it(The reanimator)?"
Professor: "Oh... about a week ago, and I've been trying to kill you to test it ever since"

"Nobody kills my crew except me, your going down Mom!"

They are from the game, which I finished quite a long time ago yet still play it just to see the hilarious videos which are practically a whole new episode.

[Reply #44 on:]

I think i heard that the game was used from the script of an un-used episode. Thats why it feels so much like one.

[Reply #45 on:]

cool, I wonder if they'll make more games.

[Reply #46 on:]

i doubt it Lrrr_2004. It didnt sell well at all.

[Reply #47 on:]

Oh man.  I'll have to buy the game then.

[Reply #48 on:]

The game script was written by one of the show's writers, I don't think that it was an unused episode though. I think it was written specifically for the game.

[Reply #49 on:]

Yeah, thats probably it. I heard somewhere that it was based on an un-used script. But thats most likely B.S.

[Reply #50 on:]

The game platform itself wasn't very good but the cut scenes had some very funny lines in them.

[Reply #51 on:]

Yeah, the game was pretty shoddy, playable but only just. I hired it and only got to the wierd Leela/sun levels... but it was pretty amusing from memory.

[Reply #52 on:]

It was okay (I've played FAR worse), though I firmly believe that the universe is crying out for a point-n-click adventure game...
Anywayseses
Mom:"You broke my hip!"
Farnsworth:"I don't care."
 

[Reply #53 on:]

One of my favourite Farnsworth quotes is in Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles:
"With my last breath i curse Zoidberg"

[Reply #54 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mr.Nintendo:
One of my favourite Farnsworth quotes is in Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles:
"With my last breath i curse Zoidberg"

God damn professor is bitter.

Anyway, my favorite is from "Mars University"

"WHY!? WHY?!...WHY DIDNT I BREAK HIS LEGS?!"
 

[Reply #55 on:]

"Now now, I put you both in the same room for a reason...

...so I wouldn't have to remember two phone numbers."

[Reply #56 on:]

Heather: hmmm...your grump level is still unusually high
Professor: nonsense I'm fine! now out of my way! i need to go buy a single piece of fruit and then return it making people wait behind me in line while i complain!
 also...

Professor: let me show you my different lengths of wire
Fry: wow! is that a space shipe!?
Professor: why yes, i built it myself. let me show you the different lengths of wire i used to build it.

Doesn't get any better than the professor

[Reply #57 on:]

"Go to hell, Heather!"

Also, a six year bump? That's gotta be some kind of a record.

[Reply #58 on:]

1. I agree with Jezzem on the first thing.

2. I agree with Jezzem on the second thing.

[Reply #59 on:]

Also, a six year bump? That's gotta be some kind of a record.

http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=3553.msg1067596#msg1067596
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=396.msg153003#msg153003
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=3470.msg1111525#msg1111525
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=4205.msg652912#msg652912

[Reply #60 on:]

From "Proposition Infinity":

"Back when I was full of piss and vinegar, and my bedsheets weren't..."

(Such a great Farnsworth-is-old gag.)

[Reply #61 on:]

"Oh, I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day. Eh, wait a second... (pulse) NOOOOOOOO!"