good ol' professor

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Isn't it funny how the professor always has a video when the occasion calls for such a necessity? Let's have a round of applause for the helpful professor! 

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I would... But I AM already in my pajamas.

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Quite possibly the funniest character in Futurama to me, nearly everything this guy says makes me laugh!  I especially love the deleted scene from Cyber House Rules...if your sister brings her boyfriend over for dinner, try this!

FARNSWORTH: Adlai, I have to know...are your intentions pure...?
ADLAI: Of course.
FARNSWORTH: I wasn't finished.  Are your intentions pure EVIL?  To be carried out by radioactive man-apes who cater to your every whim!?  A hoo hee...(sweetly)because mine are...
ADLAI: Uh.

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ha! yeah, that's great.

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my favorite Professor moment was def. in "Roswell that ends Well" when he says "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!" absolutely hilarious!

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I think the professor as a frog in 'Wizzin' for 'Anthology of Interest 2' looks so funny as well as him with a big head.

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What a coincidence! I'm watching that episode right now!
Also, shouldn't this be in Human Resource?

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Yes! There is no safer occupation than mining. Especially when you are perched on a snow ball whipping through space at a million miles an hour. Woooo-oo-ooo-oooo-ooo! Safe."

Maybe it's my miner family background, but this had me rolling in the aisles. And I don't have any aisles, so I had to build some specially...

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When I die I want to have some cruel drapes, with some sort of cruel tassles.

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remeber when the professor was mad because fry was staying underwater in "the deep south" he was yellin and it was funny.

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The best Farnsworth moment will forever be the angry dome.

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
my favorite Professor moment was def. in "Roswell that ends Well" when he says "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!" absolutely hilarious!

Second. I also think he has really funny moment in "A big piece of garbage" when he shows off his smell o'scope.

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yeah, i love his interactions with Prof. Wernstrum in that episode. Every time they get into a fight it's great. :glaring angrily: "WERNSTRUM!"

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I love it when he goes "awaaahhh" or "the waaaaa"

Leela - What about the animals?

Professor - The waaaa?

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hehe, yeah that's great

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I love him in Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles, when he's driving the PE ship. And the "cruel muslin" quote in A Clone of My Own, and "Satan! You owe me!" in The Farnsworth Parabox. "It can do other things, why shouldn't it?" in Leela's Homeworld is also hilarious. He's always been a pretty funny guy, even in SP3K:

Bender: "Ha... haa.. can we have some money?"
Professor: "Oh my no."

Also, Human Resources?

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My favorite moment will always be the Wizzin sequence-

"Who needs courage, when you can have a gun?"

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'Listen well: No matter what happens, no matter how great your curiosity, you are forbidden to look in this box. Forbidden!!!   Pretty tantilising though!'   (Farnsworth Parabox)

'Oh lordy loo, there he goes again. Well let's give baby what he wants.'  (AOI 2)

2 classic bits of Professorisms.

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I love the Professor's cranky moments, and his maniacal ones.

Cranky:
"Those are the Grunka-Lunkas."
"Tell them I hate them!!"

"Now Professor, don't shoot Santa, it's only Bender."
*BANG!*
"Don't you remember what I just told you?!"
"NO!!!"
*BANG*

Maniacal:
"What's the target audience for this device?"
"Oh, there is no target audience.  Only targets--targets who will cower in fear, as the evil rulers of the worlds issue their booming orders in my terrifying voice!!"

"Oh, I suppose I could part with one Doomsday device and still be feared."

"Everyone wants to preserve Hitler's brain.  But put it in the body of a great white shark, and oh, suddenly you've 'gone too far'!"

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I don't really like the Professor, he's so overplayed.

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I like the ham...

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i love him in the angry dome,and when he abuses Dr.Z

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Originally posted by Xmpel:
I don't really like the Professor, he's so overplayed.

yeah, what are you talking about?! The Professor isn't overplayed. He has hilarious comments every now and then that everyone remembers.

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he is much better later in the series. seems to have gotten crankier. very amusing.

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uh...got to go,fight club

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Originally posted by shoopbender:
 yeah, what are you talking about?! The Professor isn't overplayed. He has hilarious comments every now and then that everyone remembers.

Maybe in your opinion. I think he sucks ass.

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"That was uncalled for." - A Fear of a Bot Planet

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Yeah Xmpel, how can you not like the good ol' Prof? He's hilarious because he's angry, old, and has a destructive and scientific mind. And he hates hippys!!!!

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I would be a lot more comfortable with this thread if it were in the form of a suppository.

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Yeah Xmpel, how can you not like the good ol' Prof? He's hilarious because he's angry, old, and has a destructive and scientific mind. And he hates hippys!!!!

Yeah, he's so stealing everything from me ! Except the old part. And did I get a part on an animated Television show ? I demand royaltys !

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Free Waterfall Jr: You can't own land!
Prof Farnsworth: Yes i can, because i'm not a pennyless hippy!

Absolute classic

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Yeah, the professor is good. And old to. So that solves the mystery of the thread name.
I listed my fav proff quotes elsewhere, and I'm too lazy to do it again.

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My most favourite Professy line "Wrong again idiot"

Second most favourite is from parabox Professy "The easy part was getting the brain out but the hard part was geting the brain out!" followed by mad cackling.

 

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I loved him at the end of ABBF2, when everyone was hooping and hollering at Leela's burn of Alkazar.

-cs™

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Bunk! Bunk I Say!

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"Choke on that causality!"

-cs™

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
And he hates hippys!!!!

"Unless this is a hippie love-in, get the hell off my land!"

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Hippy Prof: Dude, theres a universe in all of us!

Prof: Get a Job!!! - The Farnsworth Parabox

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Hehe! That's a good one!

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Hmm, he hates hippies... but he was one, or at least in TMLH he was.