Which character would you want to be?

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On the other hand, incontinence and constipation, if various statements are to believed...

[Reply #241 on:]

Among thousands of other problems. Such as breaking a bone whenever you move.

[Reply #242 on:]

being zoidberg would be sweet! apart from the part when you eat crap out of the rubbish!

[Reply #243 on:]

Now how many guys put down they wanted to be amy lol?

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What I find more disturbing is that more people want to be Zapp (26%) than anyone else.

Oh, and 'Not me.' to x.Biancia.x's question.

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Originally posted by hobbitboy:
What I find more disturbing is that more people want to be Zapp (26%) than anyone else.

Not me, baby!  I'd rather be Bender.  To be without any scruples or morals; what freedom...

Joke - Bender thinks scruples are Russian currency & morals are something you hang on a wall...ba dum bum!

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Originally posted by hobbitboy:
What I find more disturbing is that more people want to be Zapp (26%) than anyone else.

Oh, and 'Not me.' to x.Biancia.x's question.

The reason for Zapp and Amy's huge lead in this poll is that the poll used to be broken, in that you could vote multiple times, and me and Fishy Joe got into a vote-fight. It was the stuff of legends. Those were the days...

[Reply #247 on:]

Indeed they were. I feel old now.

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Well, being Amy would be cool for the job security, but she does have very intrusive parents.  I think my vote would go for Professor Farnsworth- he is independently wealthy, he runs a corporation that is fairly successful (sometimes) and he can use his age and intelligence to act totally crazy and people still have to respect him for his inventions and his power.  That part is cool. 

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On the negative side, pretty much all of your body parts wouldn't function anymore.

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I'm sure that's the case with anyone once they're past 160.

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Yup, but for me, it would be very nice that, no matter how old I get,  everyone would put up with my mad, senile rantings because I actually do good scientific research. No matter how decrepit my body is, people put up with it because I keep coming up with great inventions including those that keep me younger than I should be.   I LOVE that aspect. 

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And then if ya lived in the future, if you thought you were getting too old, you can get youthesized.