Which character would you want to be?

[Reply #120 on:]

I'd be Kif. Even if he has no bones you still get to go out with Amy. Woooooo! 

[Reply #121 on:]

I voted for Fry.  Man, life would be so much better if I were frozen and awoke in 3000.

[Reply #122 on:]

What's up, I'm new here and I think it would be fun to be Fry.( Prove some of the people wrong with him.)

[Reply #123 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Would anyone be disturbed if I voted for Amy?

That has got to be a nix classic line.

[Reply #124 on:]

I would actually choose to be Dr. Zoidberg. Nobody would expect anything of me, everyone's opinion would already be as low as possible so I'd have no way to go but up. He's got all kinds of physical advantages like a tough protective shell, super strength, claws that can cut almost anything, land-based and underwater respiratory systems, quadruple-redundancy internal organs, and an ink pouch to escape my enemies!

Also, despite him being poor and hideous, and knowing squat about medicine, he's actually the most decent of the lot. Not to mention funny as hell.

[Reply #125 on:]

Yeah, but he also dies if he ever has sex. I think that kinda outweighs all those advantages...

[Reply #126 on:]

Well, if I'm gonna die anyway, that ranks among the best ways to go about it...   

Edit: Now that I think about it, I'd also like to be Nibbler. A cushy undercover job getting all the food I want and living with Leela does have its appeal...   

[Reply #127 on:]

id like to be fry but if i was amy id be hot but i am a guy

[Reply #128 on:]

but if i was kif i could go out with amy  and she is hot

[Reply #129 on:]

 

Originally posted by Slashco:


Edit: Now that I think about it, I'd also like to be Nibbler. A cushy undercover job getting all the food I want and living with Leela does have its appeal...   

Leela: "Nibbler! Come her boy. Now you sit here on the toilet table, while mommy takes a shower. Afterwards I'll make you some Kibble 'n Snout. Aww, that's so cute, you're already drooling in anticipation."
 
Or you could just cut out the middle man and wish to be Leela. 

[Reply #130 on:]

What a pleasant image. I don't know how to post framegrabs, but watch the ending of Love's Labors Lost in Space and you'll see what originally gave me the idea. 

   

Or you could just cut out the middle man and wish to be Leela.     

I don't think I would do that. Firstly, I'd like to be with her, not be her. Secondly, fighting off the advances of Fry and the Zapper? No thanks... Plus I rather enjoy my 3D vision...   

[Reply #131 on:]

I voted for Fry.

It would be quite awesome to be him, mostly because he's my favorite character. Also, if I were him, I'd suddenly be IMPULSIVE!

*eats cereal off her head to mimic Fry*

[Reply #132 on:]

hello, new boots. and anyway, poor hermes, only one person wants to be him. I'm looking at you Rage Dump.

[Reply #133 on:]

B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEEENDER!!!!

BTW DELIEVERY BOY YEAH!

[Reply #134 on:]

Any explanation why, er, 99 people wanna be Zapp?

Oh, the velour and the short skirts. [Sarcasm] Now those are some serious job perks...[/Sarcasm] heheheh..

[Reply #135 on:]

I voted for Fry, cause if i was him, i'd beat those muscles into shape and ask Leela for octarian kung-fu lessons, which would kill 2 birds with one stone (I think she'd be impressed), plus i'd get a shot at winning her and that'd be great.

[Reply #136 on:]

 

Originally posted by Asylum-Fry:
Any explanation why, er, 99 people wanna be Zapp?

Yeah, I gave an explanation a page back...

[Reply #137 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
 Leela: "Nibbler! Come her boy. Now you sit here on the toilet table, while mommy takes a shower. Afterwards I'll make you some Kibble 'n Snout. Aww, that's so cute, you're already drooling in anticipation."

NOW I want to be Fry who replaces Nibbler with a remote controled Nibbler that sees stuff through a camera in it's third eye and transfers it to a monitor in my bedroom so I can wank to it

[Reply #138 on:]

I'd be Bender. Think about it! He can drink and smoke all he wants and it doesn't effect his health, he can never die of old age, and he has practically everything in that chest of his!

[Reply #139 on:]

But he can't enjoy his smoking so whats the point? They only make him look cool. I'd be the Prof this time!

Rich and handsome!

[Reply #140 on:]

i'd be zapp because then i'd be rich and command the DOOP army.

[Reply #141 on:]

I'd be Zoidberg because I'd be treated better than anyone else.  He always gets the better end of a situation.  Robot Santa doesn't attack him, he never gets...wait.  I'd be constantly badgered by Hermes.  On second thought, I'd be a doctor at the Taco Bellvue Hospital.  That way I'd get to meet other people in the 30th Century.  Now that would be cool.  Better than being childish and being constantly badgered by Hermes.  So minor. 

[Reply #142 on:]

I would be... No, I AM the Professor!

(But I'd wish to be Fry, cause I'm totally in love with Leela too!)         

[Reply #143 on:]

I would want to be Zap because then I would have a huge battle ship at my command.

[Reply #144 on:]

 

NOW I want to be Fry who replaces Nibbler with a remote controled Nibbler that sees stuff through a camera in it's third eye and transfers it to a monitor in my bedroom so I can wank to it

Leela: Remember how I told you about always ending your stories a few sentances earlier?

[Reply #145 on:]

 

Originally posted by Carbito:
I would want to be Zap because then I would have a huge battle ship at my command. 

You know what they say about guys with big ships!  j/k

But I'd deffinatly want to be Leela...I mean she has Fry like falling all over her and like throwing himself at her.She is like the luckiest character in the show.

[Reply #146 on:]

I want to be Lrrr, then I could blow up Carbito's puny battleship with my Omicronian dreadnaught. 

[Reply #147 on:]

I would want to be Fry.  It's be really cool to see how the world is in 1,000 years.

[Reply #148 on:]

I think I'd really like to be Bender...I mean he's strong, I can drink and smoke all I want and it's not bad for me........yeah I'd wanna be...

B-E-N-D-E-R Beeeeeeennnnnnnder!

[Reply #149 on:]

Id either be the robot devil or hedonismbot. With the robot devil, you have lots of power, and ver good hands.  With hedonismbot you get to lie around all day and eat.

[Reply #150 on:]

My list of characters i would like to be from futurama -

1 - Zoidberg
2 - Fry
3 - Leela
4 - Amy
5 - Bender

i have many reasons for each character, but im a bloke 3,4 are just what i do, , oh and i voted Zoidy, cause im kinda like him,  , nobody listens to me,

[Reply #151 on:]

I would love to be Fry.  His job, his friends; it all seems very enticing to me.

[Reply #152 on:]

I'd want to be Fry, but I'd be smart enough  not to dump Amy.   

[Reply #153 on:]

amy i say again, amy!!!

[Reply #154 on:]

Zap Brannigan, but I'd be a lot smarter than he is.

[Reply #155 on:]

Fry...Followed shortly by Ethan "Bubble gum" Tate, then the Zapper.

[Reply #156 on:]

 

Originally posted by David A:
I'd want to be Fry, but I'd be smart enough  not to dump Amy.     

Ugh, it is painful to watch that. I keep telling myself that it is for the good of the show but it doesn't work   

[Reply #157 on:]

Fry, because he's so stupid, I would like that. Not to think of anything, just stop thinking, love to that sometime, but I can't.

[Reply #158 on:]

 

Originally posted by 1 of the gang:
 You know what they say about guys with big ships!    j/k

What about Nibbler then?   

[Reply #159 on:]

As you could guess from my avvy I'd be a neutral - and just drift though life so chilled out and without a care in the world.

Sex can't be much fun on their planet though