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PEE Poll: My first poll (AKA who would you like to bed?)
Turonga Leela   -55 (37.9%)
Amy Wong   -35 (24.1%)
Labarbara Conrad   -1 (0.7%)
Morgan Proctor   -8 (5.5%)
Claudia Schiffer's head   -1 (0.7%)
Philip J Fry   -35 (24.1%)
Hermes Conrad   -1 (0.7%)
Hubert Farnsworth   -3 (2.1%)
Alkazar   -0 (0%)
Bender Bending Rodriguez Unit 22   -6 (4.1%)
Total Voters: 144

Nixorbo

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« on: 09-06-2001 20:37 »

1-5 for the men-folk, 6-10 for the ladies

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
Langly
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« Reply #1 on: 09-06-2001 20:54 »

You left mom of moms robots off the list, lol jk 
and it would be a little hard to have snu snu with a head, and what about one of the amazons?

and you left a few others off, but they are not needed for me to answer.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #2 on: 09-06-2001 20:58 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2001 20:58 »

10 is max, man

Claudia's got a orifice, doesn't she?

I hope I spelled "Turonga" right.  If not . . . well, too bad.
Langly
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« Reply #3 on: 09-06-2001 21:26 »

Hey how about the president of doop, you need an other post in fourm one.

LoL 

Popplers, with soylent cola or slerm anyone?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #4 on: 09-07-2001 02:07 »

A head?
  puke (Or is it Ami)anywho i choose her...i dont know...oh well im REALY sure its Ami.Shimatta,im out of reasons BZZTTT.

Radijs

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« Reply #5 on: 09-07-2001 05:17 »

I wonder if she'll spit or swallow.  wink

I dunno It would be a tie between Leela or Amy
Kryten

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« Reply #6 on: 09-07-2001 09:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Langly:
Hey how about the president of doop, you need an other post in fourm one.

LoL 

Popplers, with soylent cola or slerm anyone?

President Glab... hmm. Kif has three nipples... so logically, females of his species should be three-breasted.

Hitchhiker

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« Reply #7 on: 09-07-2001 13:24 »
« Last Edit on: 09-07-2001 13:24 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 President Glab... hmm. Kif has three nipples... so logically, females of his species should be three-breasted.


Whooohooo...anybody remembers Total Recall?
   flirt
Juliet

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« Reply #8 on: 09-07-2001 19:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-07-2001 19:57 »

Well it can't be Bender cos he's a robot   frown so I guess I go with Fry cos he's my second fave hotty that I like.
I want to vote for Bedner though. hmm I can't make up my mind

hmmmm Can't I have a threesome?

iFil!

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« Reply #9 on: 09-07-2001 20:45 »

Wait a minute, Kif has three nipples? Musta been in the Amazon Women episode (only saw it once) I wonder what he looks like below the belt. I probably don't want to know. Also: Who would you like to "bed?" what is this, the victorian era? Are we going to post topics on "courting"? j/k nix, I love ya...  smile
Nixorbo

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« Reply #10 on: 09-07-2001 23:27 »

 
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6. Philip J Fry 0 0% 
7. Hermes Conrad 0 0% 
8. Hubert Farnsworth 0 0% 
9. Alkazar 0 0% 
10. Bender Bending Rodriguez Unit 22 0 0% 

Where are all the female voters?  Women CAN vote nowadays, y'know.
Fenris

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« Reply #11 on: 09-08-2001 04:32 »

why didnt you have Zapp Brannigan?????? WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #12 on: 09-08-2001 05:57 »

Hay Julliet im a Bender fann to!!!! anywho i print out my random data...Ami because she is hot....but not as hot as Minako (Sailor Jupiter she is Hot guys....

FishyJoe

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« Reply #13 on: 09-08-2001 13:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Where are all the female voters?  Women CAN vote nowadays, y'know.

Women voters? Where are we, Mars? Excuse me, I'm just going to go fly away in my Mars space ship....

Juliet

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« Reply #14 on: 09-08-2001 14:34 »

Ok I have voted for Bender!

well he could be good in bed. we can just hug in bed all the time, and as everybody knows I love Bender


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I want to be Bender's biggest fan!

Juliet

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« Reply #15 on: 09-08-2001 14:57 »

Ok haveing sex with Bender would be so cool!

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« Reply #16 on: 09-08-2001 15:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Ok haveing sex with Bender would be so cool!

I expect it would be cold since he is made of metal, unless he is heated somehow   tongue

Leandro

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« Reply #17 on: 09-08-2001 15:04 »

/me looks at the choices

Aw, what the hell. I vote for the self-righteous bitch.

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TS-RBZ
AstroZombie

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« Reply #18 on: 09-08-2001 15:05 »
« Last Edit on: 09-08-2001 15:05 »

Well I voted for the sexiest starship captian on the show and I don't mean Zapp.

I think Leela would be unstoppable in the sack. She knows what she wants and would be afraid to ask for it. And of course I could deliver the goods   wink

Everybody always says Amy would be better in bed but i aint so sure. I think she's a bit of a tease really. Besides asian chicks don't do it for me. (She's all yours Kryten   wink )


Ah Leela mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  love
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« Reply #19 on: 09-08-2001 15:18 »

Oh Bender can warm me up in no time, I like to be hot by the end!!  flirt   love

Nurdbot

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« Reply #20 on: 09-08-2001 15:38 »

*Hands Julliet a Bender Plushie,sobs*My toppic got closed down..i wanted it to become famas like this one but NO VF had to close MY toppic even though its the same as 4 other Topics in this messgae board.   frown sometime i wonder "is there more ideiotd than flys" oh and YES i know im speeling words wrong i HAVENT got a spell checker .To all thoise who still pick on me....  up yours   up yours   up yours  DIE!!! .allso to VF    evil laugh i WILL get my revenege..when you thought it was safe to post another Toppic...

[-mArc-]

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« Reply #21 on: 09-08-2001 16:34 »
« Last Edit on: 09-08-2001 16:34 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
but NO VF had to close MY toppic
thats what she is a moderator for. stop whining on the board. if you have a problem with one of the mods, mail them or me.

 
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even though its the same as 4 other Topics in this messgae board.

that might have been one of the reasons


regarding your spelling... can't help that. but here is a hint:

use the "reply" button instead of QuickPost. there you can look at a preview of what you typed and read through it once. might help
Kryten

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« Reply #22 on: 09-08-2001 21:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
*Hands Julliet a Bender Plushie,sobs*My toppic got closed down..i wanted it to become famas like this one but NO VF had to close MY toppic even though its the same as 4 other Topics in this messgae board.    frown sometime i wonder "is there more ideiotd than flys" oh and YES i know im speeling words wrong i HAVENT got a spell checker .To all thoise who still pick on me....   up yours    up yours    up yours  DIE!!! .allso to VF     evil laugh i WILL get my revenege..when you thought it was safe to post another Toppic...


She's a moderator. You're a newbie who has all the coherency of Hunter Thompson after a weekend in Tijuana. You're goin', down, pal.

futurefreak

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« Reply #23 on: 09-09-2001 01:10 »

i just had to vote for fry, he needed some votes!  big grin
iFil!

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« Reply #24 on: 09-09-2001 09:49 »

Probably there aren't many votes for male characters is because the male nerd to girl nerd ratio is 3 to 1. he he Just Kidding....I love you all...Everyone line up for hugs!
BumbleBeeTheta

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« Reply #25 on: 09-09-2001 19:48 »

The reason you don't have many woman voting, is because most of us would find something like this degrading.  To quote Leela, "They'd trot you out and judge you like a piece of meat."  And no, I didn't vote. 
On another subject, what is up with all the sex-related posts?  Can't your hopes of hearing about every possible aspect of it be satisfied by primetime TV?  Just watch Friends or Ally McBeal.   Although, I do enjoy the first of the two.  Just not for the same reason as guys.  I'm a RRR!  love

Who is Agent Codename: Dragonfly?
Nixorbo

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« Reply #26 on: 09-09-2001 20:14 »

 
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Originally posted by BumbleBeeTheta:
On another subject, what is up with all the sex-related posts? 

Have you looked at the age poll?

 
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Just watch Friends or Ally McBeal

But . . . I hate those shows

 
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Although, I do enjoy the first of the two. Just not for the same reason as guys

You mean you don't watch a show because it's funny?

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
VelourFog

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« Reply #27 on: 09-09-2001 20:20 »

ok there aren't as many female voters cause
a- no zapp listed
b- the show is made by a middle aged MAN, who do you think will be the sexy characters? guys or women?
c- women don't get the hots for drawings as much as guys do
d- girls are too busy out shopping or painting their nails to vote in silly online polls
Nixorbo

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« Reply #28 on: 09-09-2001 20:24 »
« Last Edit on: 09-09-2001 20:24 »

 
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Originally posted by BumbleBeeTheta:
most of us would find something like this degrading. 

You mean admitting lust is degrading?

On a seperate note, how on earth did I forget The Zapper?

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
Kryten

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« Reply #29 on: 09-09-2001 23:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 You mean you don't watch a show because it's funny?


Again.... she watches Friends and Ally McBeal.   wink

Langly
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« Reply #30 on: 09-10-2001 01:47 »

WTF what happened to you avitar kryten?
Kryten

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« Reply #31 on: 09-10-2001 02:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Langly:
WTF what happened to you avitar kryten?

G'uh... Nibbler ate her bikini!

edeltraut

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« Reply #32 on: 09-10-2001 03:18 »

You left out Elzar?  What were you thinking?
BumbleBeeTheta

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« Reply #33 on: 09-10-2001 19:42 »
« Last Edit on: 09-10-2001 19:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Again, she watches Friends and Ally McBeal
Actually, I only watch Friends.  I find Ally McBeal stupid, but the people who are "hip" seem to like it.  I'll take Everybody Loves Raymond anyday.  As for my comment about how this was a degrading topic, I apologize.  I was just having a "female empowerment" trip due to this 'girls-are-people-too' anthem:
"Girls can cut their hair short,
Wear shirts and boots 'cos it's okay to be a boy.
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
'Cos you think that being a girl is degrading.
But secretly, you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you?
What it feels like for a girl?"

Sorry.  Just had to torment y'all for a second.  roll eyes   big grin
kiff

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« Reply #34 on: 09-14-2001 12:08 »

cool question. my answer would have been "anything which is a human-female, cause basically, im, um... er... un-exprienced, shall i say? oh shut up im only 13 anyways, but i chose amy. i think leela would be great, but id hate not to able to say "your eyes are beautiful"  smile
AstroZombie

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« Reply #35 on: 09-14-2001 14:47 »

How about "Your eye is beautiful!" instead

Hmmm?

Sounds alright to me  smile
AstroZombie

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« Reply #36 on: 09-14-2001 14:50 »

Or " I love what you've done with your hair!"

 smile smile
AstroZombie

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« Reply #37 on: 09-14-2001 14:55 »

Or "Is that a new perfume your wearing?"

 smile smile
Kryten

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« Reply #38 on: 09-14-2001 14:58 »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
Or "Is that a new perfume your wearing?"

  smile  smile

Or ::incoherent drooly mumbling::

AstroZombie

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« Reply #39 on: 09-14-2001 18:04 »

Hmmm, it would appear you can read me like a book, Kryten old chap.

 smile smile
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