Zapp Brannigan's Hall of Victory

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We've all heard about him: DOOP's legandary captain, Zapp Brannigan. Captain, 25 star admiral, CiC of Earth's ill-fated attack on the alien invasion force from Omicron Persei 8, gods gift to women, tormentor of Kif. But how has he achieved his high position, what heroic deeds have he accomplished? Let's try if we can chart his military highs and lows.

I've only seen until "Xmas Story", so my knowledge isn't very extensive.

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Highs:
His triumphant carpet bombing victory over the Pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula *Brannigan Begins Again*

His famous vitory over the killerbots *Loves Labour Lost in Space*

His lastminute saving of the Neutral Headquarter *Brannigan Begins Again*


Lows:
He failed to destroy the neutral warmachine (Okay this isn't public knowledge, but still)*Brannigan begins Again*

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His "Victory" over the Retiree people of the Assisted Living Nebula.

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His utter failiure to destroy the Omicronian fleet, and his subsequent turning over of the Earth President, an act of treason I think.

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His victory over the Brain-Balls.

His Da Nang 4 campaign.

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Low: Destruction of the Hubble telescope, still going strong after 1000 years!

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High: Just returned from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden 7.
Eps. brannigan begin again.

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High: He made it with a women sexually.

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Low (or not?):  He desperately needs a pair of pants.

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Low: Steering the spaceship Titanic into a black hole. "A Flight to Remember"

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bedding leela

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I wouldnt know if that was a high or a low 2 be honest!

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Ohh, it's a high, trust me.   

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Low: Hitting on a "male" grunt. (war is the h word)
Low: Failing to uphold Brannigans law(forgot the title *goes to watch it again*)

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The episode is "Love's Labors Lost in Space" the directive is B10.81, the person who looks the fool in the end Zapp Brannigan, who cannot even remember the date.