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Teral

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« on: 09-05-2001 19:45 »

We've all heard about him: DOOP's legandary captain, Zapp Brannigan. Captain, 25 star admiral, CiC of Earth's ill-fated attack on the alien invasion force from Omicron Persei 8, gods gift to women, tormentor of Kif. But how has he achieved his high position, what heroic deeds have he accomplished? Let's try if we can chart his military highs and lows.

I've only seen until "Xmas Story", so my knowledge isn't very extensive.

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Highs:
His triumphant carpet bombing victory over the Pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula *Brannigan Begins Again*

His famous vitory over the killerbots *Loves Labour Lost in Space*

His lastminute saving of the Neutral Headquarter *Brannigan Begins Again*


Lows:
He failed to destroy the neutral warmachine (Okay this isn't public knowledge, but still)*Brannigan begins Again*

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Thomas

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« Reply #1 on: 09-05-2001 20:46 »

His "Victory" over the Retiree people of the Assisted Living Nebula.

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Thomas

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« Reply #2 on: 09-05-2001 20:49 »

His utter failiure to destroy the Omicronian fleet, and his subsequent turning over of the Earth President, an act of treason I think.

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Kryten

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« Reply #3 on: 09-05-2001 21:57 »

His victory over the Brain-Balls.

His Da Nang 4 campaign.

Nixorbo

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« Reply #4 on: 09-05-2001 22:02 »

Low: Destruction of the Hubble telescope, still going strong after 1000 years!
Radijs

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« Reply #5 on: 09-06-2001 06:37 »

High: Just returned from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden 7.
Eps. brannigan begin again.
Fenris

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« Reply #6 on: 09-06-2001 10:38 »

High: He made it with a women sexually.
Rachel_D

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« Reply #7 on: 09-07-2001 21:03 »

Low (or not?):  He desperately needs a pair of pants.
Teral

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« Reply #8 on: 09-07-2001 22:17 »

Low: Steering the spaceship Titanic into a black hole. "A Flight to Remember"

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Momobeast

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« Reply #9 on: 09-09-2001 09:59 »

bedding leela
Momobeast

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« Reply #10 on: 09-09-2001 10:00 »

I wouldnt know if that was a high or a low 2 be honest!
Teral

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« Reply #11 on: 09-09-2001 10:38 »

Ohh, it's a high, trust me.   flirt

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« Reply #12 on: 09-09-2001 13:26 »

Low: Hitting on a "male" grunt. (war is the h word)
Low: Failing to uphold Brannigans law(forgot the title *goes to watch it again*)
Thomas

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« Reply #13 on: 09-09-2001 19:40 »

The episode is "Love's Labors Lost in Space" the directive is B10.81, the person who looks the fool in the end Zapp Brannigan, who cannot even remember the date.

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