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boingo2000

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« Reply #40 on: 03-24-2004 14:46 »
« Last Edit on: 03-24-2004 14:46 »

Leela: Since you won't listen to reason, I guess I'll listen to idioticness and come with you.
Teral

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« Reply #41 on: 03-24-2004 15:59 »

From the same ep:

Leela: "Hiiii-yah! Your order my be famous for their martial arts, but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clubber!"
Head Monk: "Actually, we only use martial arts as a form of meditation. We're a strictly non-violent sect."
Leela: "Oh ... in that case, get in the laundry room before I kick your butt!!"

Leela: "Time for the drum solo!"
(Hits Beelzebot on the head with the golden violin)
Coilette

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« Reply #42 on: 03-24-2004 16:35 »

'Not if I can help it..... oh I guess I can't'

Roswell the ends Well.

'I don't know about your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible'

Episode 2, the series has landed.
Frisco17

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« Reply #43 on: 10-20-2005 21:17 »

From Love and Rocket
"I have a lazier idea"

and

From Brannigan Begin Again
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Shiny

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« Reply #44 on: 10-21-2005 08:11 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2005 08:11 »

"Okay, okay.  We won't force you until I finish this sentence.  Get him!"

(sotto voce) "Oh, lord."  (In "Parabox," when Para-Leela is about to reveal her coinflip method of deciding whether or not to go out with Fry.  I just love the delivery... )

I also love the humming in Godfellas.

Fry: "I must be a robot.  Why else would human women refuse to date me?"
Leela (brushing a lock of his hair back) "Oh...lots of reasons."  (Again, the delivery...plus the way she plays with his hair) (Yes, I love the subtle shippy things.  Leave me alone. )

"Still, given the chance, I'd give in to impulses far more shocking."  (Yeah, right.   laff  )

"Look, buddy, by the end of the day, one of is is going to have one eye!"
futz
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« Reply #45 on: 10-21-2005 08:17 »

Mom: I'll tell you why I brought you here you twice baked barf bag. Because I've always wanted a daughter to love. You want to get adopted you little skank?

Leela: And live here? And be a witch like you? Yeah, alright. As long as I get to hurt people and not just dance around at the equinox.

Mom: Absolutely.

Leela: Oh mommy, I found my true home!
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #46 on: 10-21-2005 11:58 »

Leela:  OK, enough killing.  The next time that I feel like killing someone, I'll just have a piece of gum instead.

Amy:  Nice go cart Leela.  It's so hip and sexy, not like you at all.

Leela:  Do you have any gum?

Amy:  No.  AHGGGGH!

Okay you cunts, let's see what you can do now.
ThornBerg

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« Reply #47 on: 10-22-2005 03:47 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2005 03:47 »

There's no place like...I want to be a witch!
Venus

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« Reply #48 on: 10-22-2005 09:31 »

I always knew i'd die at the bottom of a pit. But a pit full of tar???
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #49 on: 10-22-2005 13:50 »

When Leela was getting attacked in that Beastie Boys concert, she beat the crap out of those pervs with her martial arts! 
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #50 on: 10-22-2005 20:15 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2005 20:15 by totalnerduk »

... and what did she say, Kurt? Did she say anything at all? Was there, in fact, a Leelaism there?

No. Go back to sleep.
One that's not been mentioned so far is:

"I'm not getting involved. Now here's my opinion."

I also love the line "I've been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates violence". For me, that sums Leela up. Sexy, and also deadly.

Deadly sex... that thought's going to haunt me.
Professy

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« Reply #51 on: 10-23-2005 06:14 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2005 06:14 »

Leela:If i had a husband, he would give you quite a talking to...
... when he got home from the Senate.

I dont know if the quote is exactly right
SpaceCase

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« Reply #52 on: 10-23-2005 14:46 »

This toad's the wet sprocket!
blug

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« Reply #53 on: 10-23-2005 20:05 »

Leela: After all this time, somebody else with one eye... who ISN'T a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun.

Leela: Professor. Please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.

And my personal fave:
Leela: I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Fry: Yeah. That's what I do with my stupidness.


"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"

"Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures."
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #54 on: 10-23-2005 23:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Professy:
Leela:If i had a husband, he would give you quite a talking to...
... when he got home from the Senate.

Yes! That's my favorite quote.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #55 on: 10-25-2005 14:27 »

Now this Wangs Chung! 
FutureDramaQeen

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« Reply #56 on: 10-29-2005 05:58 »

Leela: Why, if it isn't my favorite head on Amy's body: Fry

Sal: Nice eyeball, eyeball.
Leela: Nice ass, ass

Both Put Your Head On My Sholders.
badpinkmummy

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« Reply #57 on: 12-05-2005 17:06 »

why does this thread title look like best Lesbian not leelaism.
asimov

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« Reply #58 on: 12-05-2005 22:30 »

"my life isin't as glamourous as my webpage makes it seem"

it's off teenage mutant leela's hurdles i beleive.
Gopher

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« Reply #59 on: 12-06-2005 10:25 »

"No way. If you didn't want my help when you didn't need it, why should I help you now when you do?"

Raging Bender
g.i.b

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« Reply #60 on: 12-20-2005 11:17 »

ok, i checked the whole thread, and you definately forgot my favorite..
i admit its not from leela A but from Leela 1, I hope it'll count  big grin 
now here we go:

"I know all her tricks. therefore, i got the upper hand"  - The farnsworth parabox

any other nerd around here should know what follows this line... ;D
TomAllen

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« Reply #61 on: 12-20-2005 13:21 »

There's the great sequence from the pilot:

Hermes Conrad: Okay, captain, this is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.
Leela: [reading] "Death by airlock failure..."
Hermes Conrad: Mm-hm.
Leela: "... death by brain parasite..."
Hermes Conrad: Yah.
Leela: "... death by sonic diarrhea..."
Hermes Conrad: Oho, you don't want that.
Leela: Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Hermes Conrad: Ohohohohohohoho... Sign the paper.

Then there's the accurate put-down:
Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

And finally, the even more accurate put-down:
[Nibbler explains the Giant Brains' plan]
Leela: You mean those giant brains are making everyone on Earth stupid?
[Nibbler chatters]
Leela: Ooooooooooh. Stupid-ER.
CaptanYesterday

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« Reply #62 on: 12-20-2005 14:23 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2005 14:23 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by SpaceCase:
This toad's the wet sprocket!


 laff HA HA HA HA!!!!  Yeah, I love that one too!    laff     

Windmills do not work that way!!   Goodnight!!

P Tom

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« Reply #63 on: 12-23-2005 11:22 »

Love's Labor's Lost in Space:

"You know Doug, most guys are put off by my eye, it's nice to finally meet someone whose open-minded" <sees Doug's tongue>
"ewwwwww!!!!!!!"

Fry: "Now what's you secret escape plan?"
Leela: "Err, I guess to sit here and wait for death."

Where No Fan Has Gone Before:
Leela: "FIRE!!!!!" <one moment, and then presses the "fire" button">
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #64 on: 12-26-2005 18:21 »

When Leela accidently let go of Bender's footcups when they all fell of the bridge.  "Bummer!"  Plus, on that episode where they saw all the hippies.  "We're home!"

Also, "They're like flying televisions!"  "Has my days of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?"
Venus

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« Reply #65 on: 12-27-2005 00:50 »

"Now look, i am not evil. My loan officer said so!"

I would have loved to hear the conversation that led up to said loan officer making that statement.
J. Samuel Lyons

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« Reply #66 on: 12-27-2005 04:16 »

My favourite Leela quotes:

Leela: If i had a husband, he would give you quite a talking to...... when he got home from the Senate.

Leela: Monday monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Venus

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« Reply #67 on: 12-27-2005 10:03 »

The actual line, which has been misquoted twice is

"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking too. From your father...when he got home from the senate."
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #68 on: 12-27-2005 15:35 »

"It's like some kind of weird Leela museum...and I'm the Leela!"

"This wangs chung!" - actually used that this Xmas.  Almost got a spit-take from my dad.

"Now look, we can all fight when we're drunk."
J. Samuel Lyons

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« Reply #69 on: 12-27-2005 17:37 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Venus:
The actual line, which has been misquoted twice is

"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking too. From your father...when he got home from the senate."

Sorry Venus.

Also I love it in Three Hundred Big Boys how Leela pulls out the power cord of the refridgerator and when she does it she says "Hi-YaH"

Frisco17

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« Reply #70 on: 01-12-2006 11:39 »

Leela: "Bring beer."

Morris: "No beer until you finish your tequila!"
No.Im-Doesnt

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« Reply #71 on: 01-16-2006 19:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FutureDramaQeen:
Leela: Why, if it isn't my favorite head on Amy's body: Fry

Sal: Nice eyeball, eyeball.
Leela: Nice ass, ass

Both Put Your Head On My Sholders.

Best Leela Quote Ever!

  tongue
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #72 on: 01-21-2006 06:05 »

Fry: What was wrong with your date last night?
Leela: I don't know, something I couldn't quite put my finger on...possibly his vile lizard tongue
Ice Cube

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« Reply #73 on: 01-21-2006 06:15 »

Leela: Ok, If everyone's finished being stupid...

Fry: I had more, but you go ahead.
slider

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« Reply #74 on: 01-23-2006 23:58 »

WEFD
mookie427

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« Reply #75 on: 01-25-2006 01:24 »

from a flight to remember (if my memory serves me correctly)

"Take it off, or i'll break it off"  big grin
SMIDSY

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« Reply #76 on: 01-25-2006 05:52 »

Leela: All I ever wanted was for someone to stroke my hair and hold me and tell me they loved me.

Fry: Well you're in luck! Cuz I happen to be a stroking, holding, loving machine!

Leela(in a completely calm tone): That's not even close to what I ment.
Demeter

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« Reply #77 on: 01-25-2006 06:17 »

Leela: I love what you've become Fry. (Close dammit! Just remove the middle three words...*gets tweezers*)

Leela: [opening the door] I should warn you, it's a little under-furnished.

[They walk in. Fry stops and stares in astonishment.]

[Cut to: Leela's Lounge. The walls are white and there is a single chair in the middle of the room facing a TV on the wall.]

Leela: I'm thinking of having a window installed


I don't member exactly but...

Fry: Leela, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time but every time I try I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter, even when it's not.

Leela: What is it? Is it about Bender?

Fry: No, it's about you and me.

Leela: And Bender?

Fry: Bender's not involved. [He reaches out and holds Leela's hands.] Leela ... I love you.
TheLesbianLeela

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« Reply #78 on: 01-28-2006 11:23 »

Leela: "Well, we just need one of those big ice cubes. Someone should call the losers who are supposed to deliver it." *phone rings* "Hello?"
Nixon: "President Nixon here. I'm hiring you losers to deliver the ice."

Leela: "Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?"

(Crimes Of The Hot)

Leela: "It'll take more than deadly, deadly bees to keep us from doing our job. Come on, boys."
Fry: "But, Leela, we're no good."
Leela: "Listen, I'm scared too. But I'm more scared of disappointing myself."

(The Sting)
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