favorite Leelaism?

[Reply #40 on:]

Leela: Since you won't listen to reason, I guess I'll listen to idioticness and come with you.

[Reply #41 on:]

From the same ep:

Leela: "Hiiii-yah! Your order my be famous for their martial arts, but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clubber!"
Head Monk: "Actually, we only use martial arts as a form of meditation. We're a strictly non-violent sect."
Leela: "Oh ... in that case, get in the laundry room before I kick your butt!!"

Leela: "Time for the drum solo!"
(Hits Beelzebot on the head with the golden violin)

[Reply #42 on:]

'Not if I can help it..... oh I guess I can't'

Roswell the ends Well.

'I don't know about your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible'

Episode 2, the series has landed.

[Reply #43 on:]

From Love and Rocket
"I have a lazier idea"

and

From Brannigan Begin Again
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Reply #44 on:]

"Okay, okay.  We won't force you until I finish this sentence.  Get him!"

(sotto voce) "Oh, lord."  (In "Parabox," when Para-Leela is about to reveal her coinflip method of deciding whether or not to go out with Fry.  I just love the delivery... )

I also love the humming in Godfellas.

Fry: "I must be a robot.  Why else would human women refuse to date me?"
Leela (brushing a lock of his hair back) "Oh...lots of reasons."  (Again, the delivery...plus the way she plays with his hair) (Yes, I love the subtle shippy things.  Leave me alone. )

"Still, given the chance, I'd give in to impulses far more shocking."  (Yeah, right.     )

"Look, buddy, by the end of the day, one of is is going to have one eye!"

[Reply #45 on:]

Mom: I'll tell you why I brought you here you twice baked barf bag. Because I've always wanted a daughter to love. You want to get adopted you little skank?

Leela: And live here? And be a witch like you? Yeah, alright. As long as I get to hurt people and not just dance around at the equinox.

Mom: Absolutely.

Leela: Oh mommy, I found my true home!

[Reply #46 on:]

Leela:  OK, enough killing.  The next time that I feel like killing someone, I'll just have a piece of gum instead.

Amy:  Nice go cart Leela.  It's so hip and sexy, not like you at all.

Leela:  Do you have any gum?

Amy:  No.  AHGGGGH!

[Reply #47 on:]

There's no place like...I want to be a witch!

[Reply #48 on:]

I always knew i'd die at the bottom of a pit. But a pit full of tar???

[Reply #49 on:]

When Leela was getting attacked in that Beastie Boys concert, she beat the crap out of those pervs with her martial arts! 

[Reply #50 on:]

... and what did she say, Kurt? Did she say anything at all? Was there, in fact, a Leelaism there?

No. Go back to sleep.
One that's not been mentioned so far is:

"I'm not getting involved. Now here's my opinion."

I also love the line "I've been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates violence". For me, that sums Leela up. Sexy, and also deadly.

Deadly sex... that thought's going to haunt me.

[Reply #51 on:]

Leela:If i had a husband, he would give you quite a talking to...
... when he got home from the Senate.

I dont know if the quote is exactly right

[Reply #52 on:]

This toad's the wet sprocket!

[Reply #53 on:]

Leela: After all this time, somebody else with one eye... who ISN'T a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun.

Leela: Professor. Please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.

And my personal fave:
Leela: I'm sorry you had to see that, Fry. Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Fry: Yeah. That's what I do with my stupidness.

[Reply #54 on:]

 

Originally posted by Professy:
Leela:If i had a husband, he would give you quite a talking to...
... when he got home from the Senate.

Yes! That's my favorite quote.

[Reply #55 on:]

Now this Wangs Chung! 

[Reply #56 on:]

Leela: Why, if it isn't my favorite head on Amy's body: Fry

Sal: Nice eyeball, eyeball.
Leela: Nice ass, ass

Both Put Your Head On My Sholders.

[Reply #57 on:]

why does this thread title look like best Lesbian not leelaism.

[Reply #58 on:]

"my life isin't as glamourous as my webpage makes it seem"

it's off teenage mutant leela's hurdles i beleive.

[Reply #59 on:]

"No way. If you didn't want my help when you didn't need it, why should I help you now when you do?"

Raging Bender

[Reply #60 on:]

ok, i checked the whole thread, and you definately forgot my favorite..
i admit its not from leela A but from Leela 1, I hope it'll count   
now here we go:

"I know all her tricks. therefore, i got the upper hand"  - The farnsworth parabox

any other nerd around here should know what follows this line... ;D

[Reply #61 on:]

There's the great sequence from the pilot:

Hermes Conrad: Okay, captain, this is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.
Leela: [reading] "Death by airlock failure..."
Hermes Conrad: Mm-hm.
Leela: "... death by brain parasite..."
Hermes Conrad: Yah.
Leela: "... death by sonic diarrhea..."
Hermes Conrad: Oho, you don't want that.
Leela: Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Hermes Conrad: Ohohohohohohoho... Sign the paper.

Then there's the accurate put-down:
Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

And finally, the even more accurate put-down:
[Nibbler explains the Giant Brains' plan]
Leela: You mean those giant brains are making everyone on Earth stupid?
[Nibbler chatters]
Leela: Ooooooooooh. Stupid-ER.

[Reply #62 on:]

   

Originally posted by SpaceCase:
This toad's the wet sprocket!

  HA HA HA HA!!!!  Yeah, I love that one too!         

[Reply #63 on:]

Love's Labor's Lost in Space:

"You know Doug, most guys are put off by my eye, it's nice to finally meet someone whose open-minded" <sees Doug's tongue>
"ewwwwww!!!!!!!"

Fry: "Now what's you secret escape plan?"
Leela: "Err, I guess to sit here and wait for death."

Where No Fan Has Gone Before:
Leela: "FIRE!!!!!" <one moment, and then presses the "fire" button">

[Reply #64 on:]

When Leela accidently let go of Bender's footcups when they all fell of the bridge.  "Bummer!"  Plus, on that episode where they saw all the hippies.  "We're home!"

Also, "They're like flying televisions!"  "Has my days of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?"

[Reply #65 on:]

"Now look, i am not evil. My loan officer said so!"

I would have loved to hear the conversation that led up to said loan officer making that statement.

[Reply #66 on:]

My favourite Leela quotes:

Leela: If i had a husband, he would give you quite a talking to...... when he got home from the Senate.

Leela: Monday monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

[Reply #67 on:]

The actual line, which has been misquoted twice is

"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking too. From your father...when he got home from the senate."

[Reply #68 on:]

"It's like some kind of weird Leela museum...and I'm the Leela!"

"This wangs chung!" - actually used that this Xmas.  Almost got a spit-take from my dad.

"Now look, we can all fight when we're drunk."

[Reply #69 on:]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
The actual line, which has been misquoted twice is

"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking too. From your father...when he got home from the senate."

Sorry Venus.

Also I love it in Three Hundred Big Boys how Leela pulls out the power cord of the refridgerator and when she does it she says "Hi-YaH"

[Reply #70 on:]

Leela: "Bring beer."

Morris: "No beer until you finish your tequila!"

[Reply #71 on:]

 

Originally posted by FutureDramaQeen:
Leela: Why, if it isn't my favorite head on Amy's body: Fry

Sal: Nice eyeball, eyeball.
Leela: Nice ass, ass

Both Put Your Head On My Sholders.

Best Leela Quote Ever!

 

[Reply #72 on:]

Fry: What was wrong with your date last night?
Leela: I don't know, something I couldn't quite put my finger on...possibly his vile lizard tongue

[Reply #73 on:]

Leela: Ok, If everyone's finished being stupid...

Fry: I had more, but you go ahead.

[Reply #74 on:]

WEFD

[Reply #75 on:]

from a flight to remember (if my memory serves me correctly)

"Take it off, or i'll break it off" 

[Reply #76 on:]

Leela: All I ever wanted was for someone to stroke my hair and hold me and tell me they loved me.

Fry: Well you're in luck! Cuz I happen to be a stroking, holding, loving machine!

Leela(in a completely calm tone): That's not even close to what I ment.

[Reply #77 on:]

Leela: I love what you've become Fry. (Close dammit! Just remove the middle three words...*gets tweezers*)

Leela: [opening the door] I should warn you, it's a little under-furnished.

[They walk in. Fry stops and stares in astonishment.]

[Cut to: Leela's Lounge. The walls are white and there is a single chair in the middle of the room facing a TV on the wall.]

Leela: I'm thinking of having a window installed


I don't member exactly but...

Fry: Leela, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time but every time I try I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter, even when it's not.

Leela: What is it? Is it about Bender?

Fry: No, it's about you and me.

Leela: And Bender?

Fry: Bender's not involved. [He reaches out and holds Leela's hands.] Leela ... I love you.

[Reply #78 on:]

Leela: "Well, we just need one of those big ice cubes. Someone should call the losers who are supposed to deliver it." *phone rings* "Hello?"
Nixon: "President Nixon here. I'm hiring you losers to deliver the ice."

Leela: "Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?"

(Crimes Of The Hot)

Leela: "It'll take more than deadly, deadly bees to keep us from doing our job. Come on, boys."
Fry: "But, Leela, we're no good."
Leela: "Listen, I'm scared too. But I'm more scared of disappointing myself."

(The Sting)