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EspanolBot

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« on: 03-09-2004 06:40 »

"Have my years of wild hedonism final caught up with me?" I can't remember anymore.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #1 on: 03-09-2004 06:56 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2004 06:56 »

"It's just like my mutual breakup with Shaun (sp?) which was totally mutual."

"Fry, you crouton!"

"Yeah, guys who ring all the time are the worst. I bet."

And my favourite:
Fry: "We need to repair the engines!"
Leela: "We can't, you bastard!"
Most gratuitous use of the word bastard ever.


Damn, she's tough. They're there though.    smile
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 03-09-2004 07:03 »

Please, no! I just paid off my car!

Now look, i am not evil. My loan officer said so!
nerdlingus

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 03-09-2004 07:04 »

"Hey guys, look what I bought on a wild impulse. New boots. They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe. Wooo! Never know what i'm gonna do next!"
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #4 on: 03-09-2004 07:39 »

'Bender may not have learnt anything, But I have learnt something from him.... So long Jerkwads!' ( or something like that)

'I've been a fool, a fully justified, prudent fool.'
feralHuman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 03-09-2004 09:15 »

"Go consumate yourself!"

and later,

"Go *beep* yourself!"
Hitman Hague

Crustacean
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« Reply #6 on: 03-09-2004 13:05 »

I simply like her "Yaaa"'s doing the most mundane of chores.

Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #7 on: 03-09-2004 15:39 »

Leela: "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my matress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

Old PE Captain: "It'll take morethan a few deadly, deadly bees ... OH LORD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...."
Leela: "Uuh, couldn't make that out, too much static."

Leela: "Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us was suck and die!"

Leela: "It got through Fry. It got through."

Leela: "Allright, if everybody is finished being stupid."

bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #8 on: 03-09-2004 16:38 »

yes everythings true, the magic, my female incompitence, the parts that made no sense, all of them

wots happened now ahs he cancelled nap time(fry and bender shake heads), hes run out of beer(fry and bender shake heads), so hes going to kill us(fry and bender nod heads)
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #9 on: 03-09-2004 16:52 »

"Oh god! It's inhuman! It's like Hong Kong!"

The humming at the very beginning of Godfellas.(for some reason)

There's one more I'm thinking of, but can't put my finger on. I'll put it in edit later.
Shaucker

Professor
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« Reply #10 on: 03-09-2004 17:07 »

 
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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:The humming at the very beginning of Godfellas.(for some reason)

I love that! But my favorites are

"We can all fight when we're drunk"

(in response to Fry's "has your race taken over?"  "No, I just work here..."

"It's like some kind of freaky Leela museum...and I'M the Leela!

If you don't eat meat, you'll break out in vaginas.
ActionLaPointe

Starship Captain
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« Reply #11 on: 03-09-2004 21:01 »

"come on fry dont be scared, im sure at least one of us will be spared. so just sit back enjoy the ride."
-song while sliding on the slide in hell is other robots.
EspanolBot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #12 on: 03-10-2004 03:38 »

"Is my life a game to you? Or some even more boring version of the 'Truman Show'?"
Teral

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« Reply #13 on: 03-10-2004 15:01 »

Leela: "You can't go to Omega 3, it's forbidden. I forbid you!"
Fry: "But we have to! The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future."
Leela: "But it's set 800 year in the past."

Leela: "Well that is touchingly pathetic."

Leela: "Say again, you're breaking up!" (Smashes Vid-phone with a book)

Leela: "Sorry for making your boyfriend pregnant, Amy."
Amy: "That's okay. I just can't figure you as surrogate mom, I always thought of you more like an older sister."
Leela: "Aww, that's sweet .... how much older?"

Yes, the last one is a cut scene.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #14 on: 03-11-2004 06:14 »

Leela: Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?
Fry: I didn't find him here ten minutes ago, so I thought it was time to check again.

Leela: Fast cars, trendy nightclubs, beautiful women; the Professor designed them all, working out of his tiny, one room apartment.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 03-13-2004 08:22 »

I like this exchange in "I Dated a Robot":

Leela: I've got an idea. Let's take the day off and let Fry do anything he ever wanted to do.

Fry: Anything?

Leela: Except that.
Teral

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« Reply #16 on: 03-13-2004 20:30 »

Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing."
Leela: "Maybe, that's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it!"
Maltho

Bending Unit
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« Reply #17 on: 03-13-2004 21:56 »

"Hold still, dammit! I don't have good depth perception!"

"Pleeease, Big Z..."

"You pig, stop stuffing your craw and save us!"

"Alkazar...are you real or am I seeing single?"

"Well, if we get bored looking for the clover, I've got tetris on this thing."
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #18 on: 03-13-2004 22:13 »

Leela: So, how's business?
Bender: Ever hear of my friend Al Gore? Losers get real desperate around Valentine's Day.
Leela: Yeah...it's pathetic...
Bender: *whistling*
Leela: How much?
Bender: 500 bucks.
Leela: Done.
Bender: Zapp Brannigan okay?
Leela: No!
Bender: 600.
Dr. Morberg

Professor
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« Reply #19 on: 03-13-2004 22:21 »

"Your order may be famous for thier martial arts, but I've never met a holy man I couldn't clobber!"
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #20 on: 03-14-2004 03:49 »

Surprised Teral hasn't mentioned this one yet

"I am not under stress, damn it![/i]" *pop*
marla_singer

Bending Unit
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« Reply #21 on: 03-14-2004 06:35 »

"is there a missus que-quay?"

"...so every religion is wrong!"

"...now strip naked and get on the probulator!"

"don't stop playing fry. i wanna hear how it ends."
Teral

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« Reply #22 on: 03-14-2004 12:06 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Zed 85:
Surprised Teral hasn't mentioned this one yet

"I am not under stress, damn it![/i]" *pop*

I forgot it.  cry

"Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children, but once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good! So scram!"

"Hey! Watch it!" (spinkicks mosh pit people)

"I've finally found a way of giving back to the community that incorporates my violence."

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #23 on: 03-14-2004 12:22 »

That's a bad Teral, forgetting your own signature.  tongue

Fry: I mean, nobody ever stops to tell you what a great captain you are.
Leela: Aw, that is so true and sweet.

Leela: Fry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different!
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 03-16-2004 19:09 »

I would also like to add that I found the whole "Roll over for the ham" thing in The Day The Earth Stood Stoopid funny.
nerdlingus

Professor
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« Reply #25 on: 03-17-2004 15:43 »

"If you were my kids you'd get quite a talking to..from your father....when he got home....from the senate.."
Impossible

Urban Legend
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« Reply #26 on: 03-17-2004 16:04 »

"We are not ignorant villagers, we're sophisticated New New Yorkers. Whoop his butt!" - The Honking  big grin

At least I think that's how that quote goes. I haven't seen it in a long time  smile
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 03-17-2004 18:07 »

"This wangs chung."

"That's not torpedo three! That's not torpedo three at all!"

"Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die."
Yes, I know the lovely Teral already posted that last one, but I like it okay?!

^ Marla - it's Queequeg.
VoVat

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 03-17-2004 20:10 »

Along the same line as the Wang Chung reference, there's always "This toads the wet sprocket!"
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #29 on: 03-18-2004 08:20 »

Alkazar: "But the truly sad thing is that our race ends with us."
Leela: "It doesn't have to."
Alkazar: "What do you mean?"
Leela: "You're a male, and I'm a female..."
Alkazar: "I'm still not following you."

"Noone stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me."

"What are you Kong Donkeys doing in here?"
TheLesbianLeela

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #30 on: 03-18-2004 08:44 »
« Last Edit on: 03-18-2004 08:44 »

Leela: I can't! I love every living creature!
Fry: Even me?
Leela: As a friend.

Amy: Ha! This Women-Only-Planet is sounding better and better!
Leela: I'm allready looking for apartments.

Fry: Uoh, Leela? I'm true making fun of women. Now I want them to help me.
Amy: Should we do something?
Fry: Crck, crck-crck crchh ...
Leela: There's no hurry.

Blue-haired Amzonian: Men's strange. You have them on your planet?
Leela: I'm afraid so ...

Bender: I'll miss you meatbag.
Leela: Me too, meatbag.

Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way, it's not environmentalism!

Leela: Why would Fry be immune to the flying brains? Because he doesn't shower?

Leela: I'm proud to be different!

Leela (to Fry) : Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.

Leela: Fry. Please try to understand. You're a man. I'm a woman. We're just too different.

Leela: Let's take the rest of the morning off and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.
Fry: Everything?
Leela: Except that.

Leela: Does that dummy have a brother?
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #31 on: 03-18-2004 14:52 »

Leela: "For Heavens Gate, professor."

Leela: "We need to practice hand-to-hand combat in case an enemy knock the laser guns out of our hands, and they slide waaaaaaay across the room."

Farnsworth: "We need to convince them (RomantiCorp) we're not bitter husks of humans who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela, you'll have to do some acting."
Leela: "Check!"

I love how quick and agreeing that "Check" came. Leela didn't even object to Farnsworths slam.  big grin

Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #32 on: 03-18-2004 15:53 »

(after shelden and gwen kiss)
Leela: You have got to be kidding
(proff shocks her)
Leela: Ah! I mean, that's soooo sweet.

It's not the line itself that i like, it's how shrill and alarmed her voice becomes after she gets shocked.
Leela_19

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« Reply #33 on: 03-18-2004 18:31 »

What is all this? Am I a game to you? Or some kind of even more boring Truman Show? Do you belive I'm you Messiah? Your Mutant Dali Lama? Stop me if I guess it!
nerdlingus

Professor
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« Reply #34 on: 03-20-2004 08:51 »
« Last Edit on: 03-20-2004 08:51 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by Sil:
"This wangs chung."

My new favorite Leelaism!

Anyhoo..

Fry : OUCH! you burnt me.

Leela : Yeah, sorry, I wasn't concentrating

(something like that...think.)
Rhodan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #35 on: 03-21-2004 11:17 »

What about "Nothing like sewer mutants doesnīt exist"? I know it isnīt joke in context of episode but still...
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #36 on: 03-21-2004 18:38 »

My favorite had to be in "Fry and the Slurm Factory":

Bender(on conveyorbelt): Leela i can't see. Are we boned?"

Leela(in vat of Slurm): Yeah, We're boned.

I almost pissed myself when i heard that.
boxie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #37 on: 03-21-2004 19:16 »

I think my favourites have all already been mentioned (esp. you crouton), but I particularly liked

'They're so cute! It's like if puppies and kittens could have babies!'

in reference to penguins.
EvilLunch

Professor
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« Reply #38 on: 03-24-2004 07:48 »

"They've all done that! Even.. Sean!" :weep:
Goldfinger

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« Reply #39 on: 03-24-2004 14:31 »

From "I Dated a Robot"

"Now, this is Fry's decision.  And he made it wrong, so it's up to us to interfere!"
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