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Captain Bender

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« on: 03-08-2004 23:01 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2004 23:01 »

Okay, so I didn're really pay much attention to fry when Futurama first started. He didn't seem too interesting in a world populated by cycloptic women, alcoholic robots, and lobster doctors. However, I learned to appreciate his character, and he really has some of the best line of the series. Some of the things he says are so stupid it's hard for me to comprehend how the writers came up with them. So I'll start us off, and you provide your own favorite Fryisms.

"What smells like blue?"

"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"

"I once had a best friend who liked to smell things with me."

"I should have left you floating in the toilet!"

" It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv.  But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a race car. Is any of the getting through to you?"


And even though this isn't much of a quote, it's still a great Fry moment. It's when he's about to launch the garbage ball into space, and he completely misses the button that launches the rocket. "Oops."

TheLampIncident

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« Reply #1 on: 03-08-2004 23:52 »

Pawn shop guy: I'll tell you what, I like you, so I'll pay you 50 bucks for the kid there.
Fry: 50 bucks? My clothes are worth 50 bucks!
Pawn shop guy: Deal.

(Pan to PE living room with Fry sitting naked on the couch)

Perfect timing on that transition.
CoG888

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« Reply #2 on: 03-09-2004 00:12 »

"OWWWW!  Its Hot!  The butter in my pocket is melting!"

-Farnsworth Parabox
Ekarderif

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« Reply #3 on: 03-09-2004 01:41 »

"I'll be whatever I wanna do." - Futurestock
"No I'm... doesn't." - The Route of All Evil
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them!" - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
"Oh wow, it's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip." - Farnsworth Parabox
"But existing is basically all I do!" - Roswell That Ends Well
Dante

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« Reply #4 on: 03-09-2004 02:12 »

 "That’s the guy you are" to bender, Bendless love

"Hehehe, also wolf man" a pharaoh to remember

"You’re only human" to bender again, I. Roommate

And my current favourite line, Jurassic bark
-crowd "what to we want?"
-fry "fry's dog"
-crowd "when do we want it?"
-fry "frys dog"

M0le

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« Reply #5 on: 03-09-2004 03:59 »

I loved his "Do the Hustle" rendition in Jurassic Bark.

Miss Johnson: Mr Fry, your two o'clock magician is here.
Fry: Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today then laugh and clap my hands. (Gets hat and coat, then clicks the intercom button again) Reschedule.

Fry: I do other human stuff! I age! See?

Fry: Giant space robot, this is Captain Fry of the USS Planet Express Ship. We come in peace!
Bender: Tough luck! (Grabs hammer and smashes the ship)

Fry: Aww, come on Professor, don't give up! There were plenty of times in my century when I was gonna give up, but I never did! Never. Hey, are you even listening to me? Aw, I give up.

Leela: Now, they may ask for a DNA sample.
Fry: I'd like to see them find it!

As an afterthought, this is my five hundredth post.   smile
nerdlingus

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« Reply #6 on: 03-09-2004 04:20 »

"Oh, snap" - TWOF

"Thats not a nice thing to say" - AOI2

"Alright, I'll take the 500 lizards. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes!! The parrot!" - XS

"Whatever. The correct answer is: To be a superhero." - LTH
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #7 on: 03-09-2004 05:32 »

Leela:"I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little wierd."
Fry:"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."

Farnsworth:"And Fry, you've got that brain thing!
Fry:"I already did!"

"I've... not heard of them."

"Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!"

"Words, just sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."

Leela:"What did that mean?"
Fry"I don't know. I got nervious and suddenly all I could think about was neck bolts."

His agrument with Sal at the start of Parasites Lost.

And so many more...  big grin   big grin   big grin
Hitman Hague

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« Reply #8 on: 03-09-2004 13:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2004 13:08 »

I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.

and

I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug, you'd be way up the list.
David A

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« Reply #9 on: 03-09-2004 14:56 »

Try this thread.
Coilette

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« Reply #10 on: 03-09-2004 17:03 »

Fry: 'You know what sucks about being a slave, the hours, and they don't let you Go'
Leela: 'That's the only thing about being a slave.'

'That's like me dating a really fat lady and living inside of her, and she'd be like Neeooowww, shwoosh... pichew, pichew...'
vinnyg

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« Reply #11 on: 03-09-2004 17:18 »

(to seymour) " your always there for me, just like that giant mushroom in my shower"
"this is nothing, back in high school i drank 100 cans of cola a week, right up until my 5th heartattack" ( about Slurm)
ActionLaPointe

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« Reply #12 on: 03-10-2004 21:34 »

"and you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. just like when my friend Riche swore he wasn't taking drugs. and then he sold me my moms VCR. and then later i found out he was taking drugs...you make me ashamed to be your friend."
Old Skool Prop

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« Reply #13 on: 03-11-2004 02:24 »

"What do you call a headache with pictures?" Fry
"An Idea" Leela
Fry nods and smiles stupidly!
M0le

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« Reply #14 on: 03-11-2004 06:02 »

Bender: Maybe it just learned to talk as a parlour trick, like Fry.
Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry!
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #15 on: 03-11-2004 14:23 »

"She does too! She's loaded with meat! She has no meat than a cow!"

"Now it's 8 o'clock, and if you'll excuse me, it's time to get busy"*Sir Mix-a-Lot comes up on the stereo*
Coilette

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« Reply #16 on: 03-11-2004 18:42 »

'Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.'
Gorky

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« Reply #17 on: 03-12-2004 16:11 »

Fry: Hey Leela, hows about a kiss for luck?

Leela kisses him

Fry: I meant tounge luck.

-"The Luck of the Fryrish"

ActionLaPointe

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« Reply #18 on: 03-12-2004 16:45 »

"Ehh Leela.. im done making fun of women, now i want them to help me. gasp choke gasp"
Amazon Women in the Mood
PtPA

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« Reply #19 on: 03-12-2004 17:34 »

Farnsworth: "and Fry, you have that brain thing."

Fry: "I already did!"
fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #20 on: 03-13-2004 02:02 »

Fry: Why am I all sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
PtPA

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« Reply #21 on: 03-13-2004 12:02 »

Gunther "...i even tried to put a hat on my butt"

Fry laughs like a 12-year old
bish

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« Reply #22 on: 03-13-2004 12:51 »

Leela: what was that all about

Fry: i dont know i got nervous and all i could think about was neck bolts
Maltho

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« Reply #23 on: 03-13-2004 13:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Dante:
 And my current favourite line, Jurassic bark
-crowd "what to we want?"
-fry "fry's dog"
-crowd "when do we want it?"
-fry "frys dog"


I just saw that one the other day...I about fell off the chair when I saw that!

  laff
PtPA

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« Reply #24 on: 03-14-2004 13:57 »

Fry: I gotta pull over and take the wiz
helpimchoking

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« Reply #25 on: 03-17-2004 20:42 »

I dont know if this is correct, but:

Nibbler:.....I bring you our savior!

Fry: (whipes is nose on his sleeve) uh?
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #26 on: 03-19-2004 21:00 »

"Cool! Just like in Star Tre- Ow!" -SP3K

"Alright bird. You thought you could beat me in a game of wits. But you just met your equal!" X-Mas Story

"You have much to teach us." -Love & Rocket

"Wow Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean I know you're both items but...how can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady. And living inside her. And she'd be all like *he impersonates a ship*!" -Love & Rocket

"I did do the nasty in the pasty!" -The Why of Fry

"*I* should be the one in that grave!" -The Luck of the Fryrish

"What's happening? Space cow?" -Love & Rocket

Pretty much anything that makes him look like a total idiot  big grin...
futuramafreak

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« Reply #27 on: 03-19-2004 23:22 »

In The Day The Earth Stood Stupid when he's holding the megaphone backwards and the bird screeches at him.
Fry 3004

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« Reply #28 on: 03-20-2004 12:57 »

   U never let me do anything that deals with me killing myself said Fry
PtPA

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« Reply #29 on: 03-20-2004 13:34 »

Everything about this gravestone is wrong! He's no Martian, he's not original, and since when is he a the? - Luck of the fryish

(fry gets into the ronco record vault and finds the breakfast club soundtrack) IT'S GONE! THE WHOLE PLACE HAS BEEN CLEANED OUT! - Luck of the Fryish
Spacedal11

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« Reply #30 on: 03-27-2004 22:42 »

In "War is the H-Word" Where Fry is riding the ball,

"War has made me into a man... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!" :0
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #31 on: 03-27-2004 22:48 »

My favorite had to be from Anthology of Interest 2

Fry: "All right… It's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock!"

Hilarious.
Foot_Knight

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« Reply #32 on: 03-27-2004 23:04 »

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv.  But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a race car. Is any of the getting through to you?
- My Three Suns, it just makes no sense whatsoever and he gets way into it, its great.

"It's every man for himself!"
(Jumps out of the Lunar Rover thing into the deep sand)
"Help me Leela!"
- The Series Has Landed

Definately a couple of my favorites.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #33 on: 03-28-2004 01:13 »

I told my friend the story of the grasshopper abd the octopus earlier this week. He stared blindly at me and walked away without saying a word. Havent seen him since.
EvilLunch

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« Reply #34 on: 03-28-2004 01:40 »

The best quote.. hmmm.."
"This is awesome! We're gonna be like pow-pow-pow, and they're gonna be like...[He screams and makes explosion noises.]...and then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like... [He makes pancake-eating noises.] "
newhook_1

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« Reply #35 on: 03-28-2004 01:55 »

To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid, and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt.

Passing user

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« Reply #36 on: 03-28-2004 14:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2004 14:48 »

Leela: I'm sorry I let you see that, Fry.  I usually try to bottle up my sad emotions and let them fester into a mental disease.
Fry: I know.  I do that with my stupidity.
- Leela's Homeworld
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #37 on: 03-28-2004 14:55 »

Fry: "Wait a second! I'm getting an idea! Ye, no, false alarm, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, wait, no, yeah, yeah, no, no....YES!!!"

-Fry & the Slurm Factory
Arteta

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« Reply #38 on: 03-28-2004 16:26 »

bicylopse for 2

Leela:Thanks for saving me fry
Fry:Hey thats what I do
and from another episode
'I once had a friend who say's he wasn't doing drugs ,then he sold me my mum's vcr ,and i found out he was on drugs, you make me sick'
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #39 on: 03-28-2004 16:41 »

The Cryonic Woman:

Leela: Fortunately i still have our old Career Chips.
Fry:Our What?
Leela: Career Chips. You rememeber, they assign you the career your best at.
Fry: (Staring Blankly)
Leela:I tried to give you one and you ran away?
Fry: (Staring Blankly)
Leela: It how we met?!
Fry: And then what happened?

Or The Why of Fry:

Nibblonian: "They plan to collect all the information in the universe and store it within the sphere."
Fry: "So they're trying to learn things?"
Nibblonian: "Right."
Fry: "Those bastards!"
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