Captain Bender
Crustacean
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« on: 03-08-2004 23:01 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2004 23:01 »
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Okay, so I didn're really pay much attention to fry when Futurama first started. He didn't seem too interesting in a world populated by cycloptic women, alcoholic robots, and lobster doctors. However, I learned to appreciate his character, and he really has some of the best line of the series. Some of the things he says are so stupid it's hard for me to comprehend how the writers came up with them. So I'll start us off, and you provide your own favorite Fryisms.
"What smells like blue?"
"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"
"I once had a best friend who liked to smell things with me."
"I should have left you floating in the toilet!"
" It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a race car. Is any of the getting through to you?"
And even though this isn't much of a quote, it's still a great Fry moment. It's when he's about to launch the garbage ball into space, and he completely misses the button that launches the rocket. "Oops."
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CoG888
Crustacean
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"OWWWW! Its Hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!"
-Farnsworth Parabox
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Dante
Poppler
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"That’s the guy you are" to bender, Bendless love
"Hehehe, also wolf man" a pharaoh to remember
"You’re only human" to bender again, I. Roommate
And my current favourite line, Jurassic bark -crowd "what to we want?" -fry "fry's dog" -crowd "when do we want it?" -fry "frys dog"
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M0le
Space Pope
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I loved his "Do the Hustle" rendition in Jurassic Bark. Miss Johnson: Mr Fry, your two o'clock magician is here. Fry: Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today then laugh and clap my hands. (Gets hat and coat, then clicks the intercom button again) Reschedule. Fry: I do other human stuff! I age! See? Fry: Giant space robot, this is Captain Fry of the USS Planet Express Ship. We come in peace! Bender: Tough luck! (Grabs hammer and smashes the ship) Fry: Aww, come on Professor, don't give up! There were plenty of times in my century when I was gonna give up, but I never did! Never. Hey, are you even listening to me? Aw, I give up. Leela: Now, they may ask for a DNA sample. Fry: I'd like to see them find it! As an afterthought, this is my five hundredth post.
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nerdlingus
Professor
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"Oh, snap" - TWOF
"Thats not a nice thing to say" - AOI2
"Alright, I'll take the 500 lizards. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes!! The parrot!" - XS
"Whatever. The correct answer is: To be a superhero." - LTH
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SlackJawedMoron
Urban Legend
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Leela:"I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little wierd." Fry:"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything." Farnsworth:"And Fry, you've got that brain thing! Fry:"I already did!" "I've... not heard of them." "Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!" "Words, just sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears." Leela:"What did that mean?" Fry"I don't know. I got nervious and suddenly all I could think about was neck bolts." His agrument with Sal at the start of Parasites Lost. And so many more...
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vinnyg
Crustacean
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(to seymour) " your always there for me, just like that giant mushroom in my shower" "this is nothing, back in high school i drank 100 cans of cola a week, right up until my 5th heartattack" ( about Slurm)
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Hey Leela, hows about a kiss for luck?
Leela kisses him
Fry: I meant tounge luck.
-"The Luck of the Fryrish"
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PtPA
Crustacean
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Farnsworth: "and Fry, you have that brain thing."
Fry: "I already did!"
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PtPA
Crustacean
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Gunther "...i even tried to put a hat on my butt"
Fry laughs like a 12-year old
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PtPA
Crustacean
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Fry: I gotta pull over and take the wiz
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Y_L_B
Professor
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"Cool! Just like in Star Tre- Ow!" -SP3K "Alright bird. You thought you could beat me in a game of wits. But you just met your equal!" X-Mas Story "You have much to teach us." -Love & Rocket "Wow Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean I know you're both items but...how can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady. And living inside her. And she'd be all like *he impersonates a ship*!" -Love & Rocket "I did do the nasty in the pasty!" -The Why of Fry "*I* should be the one in that grave!" -The Luck of the Fryrish "What's happening? Space cow?" -Love & Rocket Pretty much anything that makes him look like a total idiot ...
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Fry 3004
Crustacean
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U never let me do anything that deals with me killing myself said Fry
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PtPA
Crustacean
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Everything about this gravestone is wrong! He's no Martian, he's not original, and since when is he a the? - Luck of the fryish
(fry gets into the ronco record vault and finds the breakfast club soundtrack) IT'S GONE! THE WHOLE PLACE HAS BEEN CLEANED OUT! - Luck of the Fryish
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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My favorite had to be from Anthology of Interest 2
Fry: "All right… It's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock!"
Hilarious.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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I told my friend the story of the grasshopper abd the octopus earlier this week. He stared blindly at me and walked away without saying a word. Havent seen him since.
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EvilLunch
Professor
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The best quote.. hmmm.." "This is awesome! We're gonna be like pow-pow-pow, and they're gonna be like...[He screams and makes explosion noises.]...and then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like... [He makes pancake-eating noises.] "
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: "Wait a second! I'm getting an idea! Ye, no, false alarm, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, wait, no, yeah, yeah, no, no....YES!!!"
-Fry & the Slurm Factory
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Arteta
Crustacean
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bicylopse for 2
Leela:Thanks for saving me fry Fry:Hey thats what I do and from another episode 'I once had a friend who say's he wasn't doing drugs ,then he sold me my mum's vcr ,and i found out he was on drugs, you make me sick'
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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The Cryonic Woman:
Leela: Fortunately i still have our old Career Chips. Fry:Our What? Leela: Career Chips. You rememeber, they assign you the career your best at. Fry: (Staring Blankly) Leela:I tried to give you one and you ran away? Fry: (Staring Blankly) Leela: It how we met?! Fry: And then what happened?
Or The Why of Fry:
Nibblonian: "They plan to collect all the information in the universe and store it within the sphere." Fry: "So they're trying to learn things?" Nibblonian: "Right." Fry: "Those bastards!"
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