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Hearty_Femgurl
Crustacean
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Hermes: You rotton kids! *calmly* Uh, will you be hiring? Dwight: No. Hermes: YOU ROTTON KIDS!
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Sil
Professor
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"Jamaicans have other interests! Which is why the limbo team were detained at the airport."
I work at Legoland, you know.
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #45 on: 04-01-2006 20:39 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2006 20:39 »
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Originally posted by M0le: Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan. (Cuts to outside, with Hermes standing on the roof and everyone else below him) Hermes: I'm gonna jump! Bender: Do a flip!
I love that line. Speaking if Hermes' plans, I've always quite liked his one in Time Keeps on Slipping... Hermes: "Say, I'm no physicist but I think I know how to stop the [time] skipping. We'll just..." (Cut to a bit later. Hermes, now in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, is playing the steel drums while the rest of the Planet Express team are dancing to the music, in a conga line, naked.) Hermes: "I don't know how this was supposed to work." Oh, and by the way [changes to spelling nazi mode] its... "Secret Hog of Prague" not 'porg'. "Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg" not 'Guniea' and 'Winnie Pig'. "Sweet Gorilla of Manila" not 'gorrilla' and 'monilla'. "Sweet manatee of Galilee" not 'galalee'. & "Sweet Llammas of the Bahamas" not 'Bahammas'. Here ends the lession, - John
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That80sGuy
Crustacean
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"Sweet Honey bee of infinity."
*Hand's Leela a gun.* HERMES:Use this to shoot those guys LEELA:Right. If they try to look in the box. HERMES:Whatever.
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That80sGuy
Crustacean
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"Like granny always said, 'If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.' God rest her zombie bones."
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Burn Down Paris
Crustacean
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Best one is in the 'Parisites Lost' Episode when the professor says:
Prof - "If we don't get these worms out of here soon they'll burrow so deep into Fry's bowels that not even Herme's famous 'Jerk Prunes' could get them out!"
Herme's - "I call it 'Caribbean Drain-O"
I almost die everytime I hear that.
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Sil
Professor
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Oh, and by the way [changes to spelling nazi mode] its...
"Secret Hog of Prague" not 'porg'. "Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg" not 'Guniea' and 'Winnie Pig'. "Sweet Gorilla of Manila" not 'gorrilla' and 'monilla'. "Sweet manatee of Galilee" not 'galalee'. & "Sweet Llammas of the Bahamas" not 'Bahammas'.
Here ends the lession,
- John
Sacred not Secret. Llamas not Llammas.
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ilovebender.com
Professor
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Hermes is badass. Funny, because with him, it's never a joke.
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ilovebender.com
Professor
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This was the closest thing I found to a Hermes thread...
Hermes Rage Dump!
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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From "Lethal Inspection"...
"That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power."
(Something about the reading kills me. I just love that Hermes is so matter-of-fact about it, I suppose.)
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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"My manwich!"
"Sweet something of...someplace."
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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One of my friends at Uni won't stop saying that every time he sees a calculator.
I don't know if that would annoy me or if it would thrill me; I don't know enough Futurama fans in real life, damn it.
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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"Sweet reawakenin', of me a Jamaicanin'!"
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