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noachian

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« Reply #40 on: 03-17-2006 11:09 »

I like "sweet manatee of galalee".
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #41 on: 03-21-2006 06:20 »

I like "Sweet Llammas of the Bahammas! lol
Hearty_Femgurl

Crustacean
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« Reply #42 on: 03-28-2006 23:31 »

Hermes: You rotton kids! *calmly* Uh, will you be hiring?
Dwight: No.
Hermes: YOU ROTTON KIDS!
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #43 on: 03-29-2006 01:26 »

"Where in legoland is Leela?"
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #44 on: 03-29-2006 05:35 »

"Jamaicans have other interests! Which is why the limbo team were detained at the airport."

I work at Legoland, you know.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #45 on: 04-01-2006 20:39 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2006 20:39 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by M0le:
Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
(Cuts to outside, with Hermes standing on the roof and everyone else below him)
Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

I love that line.
Speaking if Hermes' plans, I've always quite liked his one in Time Keeps on Slipping...

Hermes: "Say, I'm no physicist but I think I know how to stop the [time] skipping. We'll just..."

(Cut to a bit later. Hermes, now in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, is playing the steel drums while the rest of the Planet Express team are dancing to the music, in a conga line, naked.)

Hermes: "I don't know how this was supposed to work."

Oh, and by the way [changes to spelling nazi mode] its...

"Secret Hog of Prague" not 'porg'.
"Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg" not 'Guniea' and 'Winnie Pig'.
"Sweet Gorilla of Manila" not 'gorrilla' and 'monilla'.
"Sweet manatee of Galilee" not 'galalee'.
&
"Sweet Llammas of the Bahamas" not 'Bahammas'.

Here ends the lession,

 - John
That80sGuy

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« Reply #46 on: 04-02-2006 13:08 »

"Sweet Honey bee of infinity."

*Hand's Leela a gun.*
HERMES:Use this to shoot those guys
LEELA:Right. If they try to look in the box.
HERMES:Whatever.

That80sGuy

Crustacean
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« Reply #47 on: 04-02-2006 13:35 »

"Like granny always said, 'If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.'
God rest her zombie bones."
hobbitboy

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Urban Legend
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« Reply #48 on: 04-03-2006 00:25 »
« Last Edit on: 04-03-2006 00:25 »

<Why did my edited message turn up as a whole new post?>

  confused
Burn Down Paris

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« Reply #49 on: 04-04-2006 21:27 »

Best one is in the 'Parisites Lost' Episode when the professor says:

Prof - "If we don't get these worms out of here soon they'll burrow so deep into Fry's bowels that not even Herme's famous 'Jerk Prunes' could get them out!"

Herme's - "I call it 'Caribbean Drain-O"

I almost die everytime I hear that.
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #50 on: 04-05-2006 13:07 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by hobbitboy:
<Why did my edited message turn up as a whole new post?>

   confused

You probably hit quote instead of edit. Or the boards just flipped out for a while.
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #51 on: 04-11-2006 19:43 »

"Sweet guinea pig of Winepeg!"

and

"You'll be crushed like a green snake under a sugar cane tree!"

Classic. Hermes is a legend.
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #52 on: 04-13-2006 08:20 »

 
Quote

Oh, and by the way [changes to spelling nazi mode] its...

"Secret Hog of Prague" not 'porg'.
"Great Guinea Pig of Winnipeg" not 'Guniea' and 'Winnie Pig'.
"Sweet Gorilla of Manila" not 'gorrilla' and 'monilla'.
"Sweet manatee of Galilee" not 'galalee'.
&
"Sweet Llammas of the Bahamas" not 'Bahammas'.

Here ends the lession,

 - John

Sacred not Secret.

Llamas not Llammas.


  big grin
Dai

Starship Captain
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« Reply #53 on: 04-13-2006 08:43 »

"*Laughs* sign the paper"

"We’ll have to investigate this erectile dysfunction of yours bender"

"I described it to them over the phone using a series of artful euphemisms"
agent69

Bending Unit
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« Reply #54 on: 04-16-2006 05:49 »

Mine have already been said
Kagome

Bending Unit
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« Reply #55 on: 04-27-2006 07:01 »

I dunno Doc Hermes is a nutcase plus he's not a real Doctor.
SweetZombieJesus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 08-13-2010 15:10 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2010 15:51 »

"Didn't we use to be as delivery company?"

"Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!" - Sorry, it is the Canadian in me.

Chives

Bending Unit
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« Reply #57 on: 08-13-2010 15:34 »

Woe be me, but I can't remember which episode it is, but there is some point where Hermes is huddled over covered in a blanket, and he sputters out

"Sweet... something... of... somewhere..." in a weak, raspy voice.

Definitely my favorite, both because of the great subversion and the awesome facial expressions that accompany it.
SweetZombieJesus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #58 on: 08-13-2010 16:16 »

The episode is "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" and you are right, that was brilliant!
jeepdavetj

Starship Captain
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« Reply #59 on: 08-14-2010 15:21 »

Kiss my front butt!
FutureJan

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #60 on: 08-14-2010 23:19 »

"and now for the first order of business... DUCK!"
SweetZombieJesus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #61 on: 08-25-2010 14:38 »

"Didn't we used to be a delivery company?"
ilovebender.com

Professor
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« Reply #62 on: 02-20-2011 00:04 »

Hermes is badass. Funny, because with him, it's never a joke.
lemily33

Starship Captain
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« Reply #63 on: 02-20-2011 08:57 »

Woe be me, but I can't remember which episode it is, but there is some point where Hermes is huddled over covered in a blanket, and he sputters out

"Sweet... something... of... somewhere..." in a weak, raspy voice.

Definitely my favorite, both because of the great subversion and the awesome facial expressions that accompany it.

That's my favorite, too. :-) It's, "Sweet something of... someplace," and it's from "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back." It's when he's just been talked down from trying to commit suicide.

Google-fu. wink
bendingunit6

Bending Unit
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« Reply #64 on: 02-20-2011 13:15 »

"Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box thrown into the sun, you got to do it yourself."
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #65 on: 02-20-2011 17:48 »

God rest her zombie bones.
ilovebender.com

Professor
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« Reply #66 on: 02-20-2011 22:15 »

This was the closest thing I found to a Hermes thread...

Hermes
Rage Dump!
lemily33

Starship Captain
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« Reply #67 on: 02-21-2011 03:44 »

We like him here. Haters are off-topic.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #68 on: 02-26-2011 02:57 »

Sweet 3 toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #69 on: 03-13-2011 05:29 »

From "Lethal Inspection"...

"That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power."

(Something about the reading kills me. I just love that Hermes is so matter-of-fact about it, I suppose.)
lemily33

Starship Captain
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« Reply #70 on: 03-13-2011 06:17 »

Yes! I agree with you, Gorky. laff Every time I see a calculator or have a stomachache, I think of this line.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #71 on: 03-13-2011 07:39 »

One of my friends at Uni won't stop saying that every time he sees a calculator.
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
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« Reply #72 on: 03-13-2011 09:21 »

"My manwich!"

"Sweet something of...someplace."
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #73 on: 03-13-2011 14:30 »

One of my friends at Uni won't stop saying that every time he sees a calculator.

I don't know if that would annoy me or if it would thrill me; I don't know enough Futurama fans in real life, damn it.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #74 on: 03-13-2011 21:39 »

It's about equal parts thrill and annoyance at this stage.
Question Machine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #75 on: 03-14-2011 01:21 »

"...Huddled together for warmth, like lice in a burning wig..."

I don't know why, but the first time I heard that, I nearly died laughing.
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« Reply #76 on: 03-14-2011 03:10 »

"Sign the paper."

"We're talkin' about lots of things!"

"God rest her zombie bones."

and the ever popular

"Kiss my front-butt!"
Simonhead

Crustacean
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« Reply #77 on: 03-29-2011 22:40 »

Best one is in the 'Parisites Lost' Episode when the professor says:

Prof - "If we don't get these worms out of here soon they'll burrow so deep into Fry's bowels that not even Herme's famous 'Jerk Prunes' could get them out!"

Herme's - "I call it 'Caribbean Drain-O"

I almost die everytime I hear that.

That's really a funny one!  laff
pumpkinpie

Starship Captain
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« Reply #78 on: 07-27-2012 22:00 »
« Last Edit on: 07-27-2012 22:04 »

"Great Guniea Pig of Winnie Pig!"   wink

I think that's Winnipeg, you know, the Canadian city?


Anyway, I love when he says "Leela" in Rebirth. It always cracks me up for some reason.
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #79 on: 07-27-2012 23:50 »

"Sweet reawakenin', of me a Jamaicanin'!"
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