favorite hermes-ism?

[on:]

everyone else was doing  stuff like this so why not, what everyones favorite hermes-ism.

mines " sweet somethin' .... of someplace!" or " what are you hackin off is it my torso!? .... it is , my precious torso"  if a bunch-o-people did this before then im doin it again , otherwise im the first.

[Reply #1 on:]

I like "I'm calling the police... Right after I flush some things".

Classic   

[Reply #2 on:]

"Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita. The Professor's been eaten by giant anteaters!"

"Now, the first order of business is lunch.  I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg...I mean..err..lobster Newberg.  I mean...Doctor Zoidberg"

[Reply #3 on:]

im positive there is a thread for this already. but im not gonna go searching for that at this hour. i kinda like his green snake remarks.

[Reply #4 on:]

I liked his
"Thats not a cigar...and its not mine either!"

[Reply #5 on:]

i like the bit in farnsworth parabox were he's about to eject the box in to the sun. just his look as his going to do it is fantastic and cracks me up everytime.

[Reply #6 on:]

I used to hate Hermes and just not find him funny at all, up until I heard him say "BAMBOO BOOGY BOOTS!", and ever since then I've seen him in a different light.

[Reply #7 on:]

"Cram it, you filthy crab!...or wherever your species traditional cram things." (Talking to Zoidberg)            

[Reply #8 on:]

 

Originally posted by Yinger36:


"Now, the first order of business is lunch.  I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg...I mean..err..lobster Newberg.  I mean...Doctor Zoidberg"

yeh i liked that one too

[Reply #9 on:]

 

Originally posted by ActionLaPointe:
im positive there is a thread for this already. but im not gonna go searching for that at this hour. i kinda like his green snake remarks.

You mean this one?
I liked all of the song Hermes sings in HHRHGB 

[Reply #10 on:]

i dont want you to worry about your jobs... so im firing you now

[Reply #11 on:]

'thats not a cigar...'

[Reply #12 on:]

 

Originally posted by El Scorcho:
'thats not a cigar...'

"...and it's not mine..."

In Bend Her his conversation with Barbados Slim had me in hysterics for some reason...

[Reply #13 on:]

The 'Farnsworth Parabox':
Farnsworth: Hermes! Don't press that button!
Hermes: (Looks between the Professor and the button) .....OK.
Best Hermes lines ever!

[Reply #14 on:]

That was one of the best parts of the entire episode, the fact that he had to think so long about it.

[Reply #15 on:]

Although it's not strictly a "Hermes-ism"....

"Go on Hermes! Beat that mahogany god!"

[Reply #16 on:]

Sweet....something of...somewhere always gets me.

I also enjoy when Zoidberg's shell burns down even though it's underwater, and Bender reveals it was because of his cigar. "That just raises further questions!"

[Reply #17 on:]

"Very good Amy" in Love and Rocket.  The line in type isn't that funny, but the condescending way in which he said it had me in stitches the first time around.

[Reply #18 on:]

"A letter from the Central Bureaucracy! 'Hermes Conrad, you are about to recieve a letter from the Central Bureaucracy.' ...my God! It's from the Central Bureaucracy!"

[Reply #19 on:]

From The Deep South:

Zoidberg:"My home!It buind down!How could this happen?!"

Hermes:"That's a very good question."

Bender:"So thats ware I put down my cigar!"
(he smokes it.)

Hermes:"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!     

[Reply #20 on:]

Jerk beef, jerk pork, jerk chicken... Is there any meat this man can't jerk?

That (which is no doubt slightly out of order) and "Great cow of Moscow!" are my two personal favorites.

"My Manwich!" pulls a close third, followed by "My Speedos!"

 

[Reply #21 on:]

Some nice lines from When Aliens Attack:
"What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost? Get to work you lazy boat (sp. ?) bag!"   

"Labour Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat cat union gangsters?"   

"Ready, Freddy!"   

A nice reference to Chubby Checker's "Let's do the Freddie" - "Are you ready? Let's do the Freddie!"

[Reply #22 on:]

 

Originally posted by Woodbot 2.0:
From The Deep South:

Zoidberg:"My home!It buind down!How could this happen?!"

Hermes:"That's a very good question."

Bender:"So thats ware I put down my cigar!"
(he smokes it.)

Hermes:"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!      

Agreed.

[Reply #23 on:]

Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
(Cuts to outside, with Hermes standing on the roof and everyone else below him)
Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

I love that line.

[Reply #24 on:]

"Whenever you needed a small package brought into the country without any x-raying and such, Bender always had a spare body cavity."

[Reply #25 on:]

SWEET LLAMAS OF THE BAHAMAS

[Reply #26 on:]

 

Originally posted by theZoid88:
" sweet somethin' .... of someplace!" or " what are you hackin off is it my torso!? .... it is , my precious torso" 

those were mine also.     Also the entire "Cigar" thing from BSNBAOT.
"That's not a cigar. AND that's not mine"

[Reply #27 on:]

jamacians have interests other than limboing.. and thats why they were detained at the airport

[Reply #28 on:]

"Great giant sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

[Reply #29 on:]

Secret hog of porg,that was my anniversary gift to Labarbara.On Insane in the Mainframe.     

[Reply #30 on:]

Wait what? This thread is this long and I haven't heard, "My Manwich!!".....tisk tisk.

[Reply #31 on:]

"My Manwich!" 

[Reply #32 on:]

Same as above! 

[Reply #33 on:]

Other than the bit in The Farnsworth Paradox, I like any time Hermes says something mean to Zoidberg. "That's coming out of your pay!"

[Reply #34 on:]

"Great Guniea Pig of Winnie Pig!"   

[Reply #35 on:]

"sweet gorrilla of monilla"

[Reply #36 on:]

sweet something of some place

[Reply #37 on:]

Speaking of just raising further questions:

(Less Than Hero):

"Hermes: Ooh. While you're there, could you pick me up a licence to kill?

Leela: Sure. Bare hands or weapon?

Hermes: Uh, what does piano wire count as?"

Uh, why does Hermes want to know?  Also, it counts as weapon.

[Reply #38 on:]

Hermes:  You got broken and now you're a folk singer!  Both our dreams came true! 

[Reply #39 on:]

 

Originally posted by Jamesbondcja:
"Great giant sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

Agreed.