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theZoid88

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« on: 02-25-2004 22:14 »

everyone else was doing  stuff like this so why not, what everyones favorite hermes-ism.

mines " sweet somethin' .... of someplace!" or " what are you hackin off is it my torso!? .... it is , my precious torso"  if a bunch-o-people did this before then im doin it again , otherwise im the first.
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #1 on: 02-25-2004 22:17 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2004 22:17 »

I like "I'm calling the police... Right after I flush some things".

Classic   laff
Yinger36

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« Reply #2 on: 02-26-2004 03:01 »

"Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita. The Professor's been eaten by giant anteaters!"

"Now, the first order of business is lunch.  I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg...I mean..err..lobster Newberg.  I mean...Doctor Zoidberg"
ActionLaPointe

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« Reply #3 on: 02-26-2004 03:37 »

im positive there is a thread for this already. but im not gonna go searching for that at this hour. i kinda like his green snake remarks.
nerdlingus

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« Reply #4 on: 02-26-2004 05:05 »

I liked his
"Thats not a cigar...and its not mine either!"

bish

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« Reply #5 on: 02-26-2004 05:26 »

i like the bit in farnsworth parabox were he's about to eject the box in to the sun. just his look as his going to do it is fantastic and cracks me up everytime.

Pig+Wool~Sheep

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« Reply #6 on: 02-26-2004 07:20 »

I used to hate Hermes and just not find him funny at all, up until I heard him say "BAMBOO BOOGY BOOTS!", and ever since then I've seen him in a different light.
victor2000
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« Reply #7 on: 02-26-2004 12:12 »
« Last Edit on: 02-26-2004 12:12 »

"Cram it, you filthy crab!...or wherever your species traditional cram things." (Talking to Zoidberg)      laff   laff   laff
Atropine

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« Reply #8 on: 02-27-2004 04:52 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Yinger36:


"Now, the first order of business is lunch.  I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg...I mean..err..lobster Newberg.  I mean...Doctor Zoidberg"

yeh i liked that one too

Birdbot

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« Reply #9 on: 02-27-2004 06:39 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ActionLaPointe:
im positive there is a thread for this already. but im not gonna go searching for that at this hour. i kinda like his green snake remarks.
You mean this one?
I liked all of the song Hermes sings in HHRHGB  smile
bish

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« Reply #10 on: 02-28-2004 07:00 »

i dont want you to worry about your jobs... so im firing you now
El Scorcho

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« Reply #11 on: 02-28-2004 08:01 »

'thats not a cigar...'
Pig+Wool~Sheep

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« Reply #12 on: 02-28-2004 08:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by El Scorcho:
'thats not a cigar...'

"...and it's not mine..."

In Bend Her his conversation with Barbados Slim had me in hysterics for some reason...

"I am the PEELer with no name: Pig+Wool=Sheep!"
M0le

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« Reply #13 on: 02-28-2004 22:36 »

The 'Farnsworth Parabox':
Farnsworth: Hermes! Don't press that button!
Hermes: (Looks between the Professor and the button) .....OK.
Best Hermes lines ever!
Gorky

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« Reply #14 on: 02-29-2004 13:01 »

That was one of the best parts of the entire episode, the fact that he had to think so long about it.
Pig+Wool~Sheep

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« Reply #15 on: 03-01-2004 13:51 »

Although it's not strictly a "Hermes-ism"....

"Go on Hermes! Beat that mahogany god!"
hypknowtoad

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« Reply #16 on: 03-01-2004 14:37 »

Sweet....something of...somewhere always gets me.

I also enjoy when Zoidberg's shell burns down even though it's underwater, and Bender reveals it was because of his cigar. "That just raises further questions!"
davierocks

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« Reply #17 on: 03-01-2004 14:42 »

"Very good Amy" in Love and Rocket.  The line in type isn't that funny, but the condescending way in which he said it had me in stitches the first time around.
Shadowstar

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« Reply #18 on: 03-01-2004 15:26 »

"A letter from the Central Bureaucracy! 'Hermes Conrad, you are about to recieve a letter from the Central Bureaucracy.' ...my God! It's from the Central Bureaucracy!"
Woodbot 2.0

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« Reply #19 on: 03-01-2004 16:40 »

From The Deep South:

Zoidberg:"My home!It buind down!How could this happen?!"

Hermes:"That's a very good question."

Bender:"So thats ware I put down my cigar!"
(he smokes it.)

Hermes:"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!  laff   laff
Spineless

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« Reply #20 on: 03-02-2004 01:14 »

Jerk beef, jerk pork, jerk chicken... Is there any meat this man can't jerk?

That (which is no doubt slightly out of order) and "Great cow of Moscow!" are my two personal favorites.

"My Manwich!" pulls a close third, followed by "My Speedos!"

 tongue
TheLesbianLeela

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« Reply #21 on: 03-02-2004 03:01 »
« Last Edit on: 03-02-2004 03:01 »

Some nice lines from When Aliens Attack:
"What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost? Get to work you lazy boat (sp. ?) bag!"    tongue

"Labour Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat cat union gangsters?"    big grin

"Ready, Freddy!"    laff

A nice reference to Chubby Checker's "Let's do the Freddie" - "Are you ready? Let's do the Freddie!"
Nero Wolfe

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« Reply #22 on: 03-02-2004 08:09 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Woodbot 2.0:
From The Deep South:

Zoidberg:"My home!It buind down!How could this happen?!"

Hermes:"That's a very good question."

Bender:"So thats ware I put down my cigar!"
(he smokes it.)

Hermes:"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!   laff    laff


Agreed.
M0le

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« Reply #23 on: 03-03-2004 00:00 »

Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
(Cuts to outside, with Hermes standing on the roof and everyone else below him)
Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

I love that line.
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #24 on: 03-03-2004 18:34 »

"Whenever you needed a small package brought into the country without any x-raying and such, Bender always had a spare body cavity."
kelley

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« Reply #25 on: 03-03-2004 18:55 »

SWEET LLAMAS OF THE BAHAMAS
HawkingHole4001

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« Reply #26 on: 03-07-2004 00:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by theZoid88:
" sweet somethin' .... of someplace!" or " what are you hackin off is it my torso!? .... it is , my precious torso" 

those were mine also.   big grin  Also the entire "Cigar" thing from BSNBAOT.
"That's not a cigar. AND that's not mine"
bish

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« Reply #27 on: 03-07-2004 10:15 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2004 10:15 »

jamacians have interests other than limboing.. and thats why they were detained at the airport
Jamesbondcja

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« Reply #28 on: 03-07-2004 11:55 »

"Great giant sloth of ice planet Hoth!"
LabarbaraC91

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« Reply #29 on: 02-23-2005 21:59 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 00:00 »

Secret hog of porg,that was my anniversary gift to Labarbara.On Insane in the Mainframe.  big grin   big grin
MrMoose

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« Reply #30 on: 02-23-2005 23:09 »

Wait what? This thread is this long and I haven't heard, "My Manwich!!".....tisk tisk.
Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #31 on: 02-23-2005 23:30 »

"My Manwich!"  tongue
mint

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« Reply #32 on: 02-24-2005 16:41 »

Same as above!  tongue
42popplers

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« Reply #33 on: 03-02-2005 19:21 »

Other than the bit in The Farnsworth Paradox, I like any time Hermes says something mean to Zoidberg. "That's coming out of your pay!"
GenderBender26

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« Reply #34 on: 03-02-2005 20:34 »

"Great Guniea Pig of Winnie Pig!"   wink
freik

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« Reply #35 on: 03-02-2005 20:42 »

"sweet gorrilla of monilla"
aa7793

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« Reply #36 on: 03-14-2006 09:08 »

sweet something of some place
TomAllen

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« Reply #37 on: 03-14-2006 11:18 »

Speaking of just raising further questions:

(Less Than Hero):

"Hermes: Ooh. While you're there, could you pick me up a licence to kill?

Leela: Sure. Bare hands or weapon?

Hermes: Uh, what does piano wire count as?"

Uh, why does Hermes want to know?  Also, it counts as weapon.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #38 on: 03-14-2006 11:28 »

Hermes:  You got broken and now you're a folk singer!  Both our dreams came true! 
audioslave38

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« Reply #39 on: 03-15-2006 00:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Jamesbondcja:
"Great giant sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

Agreed.
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