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EspanolBot

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« on: 02-25-2004 03:41 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2004 03:41 »

Biggest Jerk
My nomination... Alcazar, that evil-minded manipulative demeaning moron shape-shifting cockroach bastard!
Yinger36

Starship Captain
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« Reply #1 on: 02-25-2004 10:22 »

Im gunna go with Wernstrum...always laughing at the Professors amazing inventions like the Death Clock...  wink
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #2 on: 02-25-2004 17:17 »

Elzar, who charges people when he tells them he's making a special meal to make up for an eye injury.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #3 on: 02-25-2004 17:55 »

I know everyone is gonna' disagree with me, but Zapp's probably the biggest jerk. Don't get me wrong, I love him as a character, but to Leela and others, he's a self-centered jerk.
Ekarderif

Bending Unit
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« Reply #4 on: 02-26-2004 01:13 »

[scruffy]Second for Brannigan[/scruffy]
EspanolBot

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« Reply #5 on: 02-26-2004 03:31 »

 I didn't like him much ever. Why is it that all of Leela's boyfriends tend to be jerks?
Alcazar= tricked Leela into doing his housework etc.
Zapp= just a idiot
Adalay= prejudiced
Shaun= two timing...
ActionLaPointe

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 02-26-2004 03:33 »

character development, as so we feel bad for her maybe. im going to say as the biggest futurama jerk... michelle.
David A

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« Reply #7 on: 02-26-2004 03:59 »

 
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Originally posted by EspanolBot:
Why is it that all of Leela's boyfriends tend to be jerks?
Alcazar= tricked Leela into doing his housework etc.
Zapp= just a idiot
Adalay= prejudiced
Shaun= two timing...

You forgot Chaz.

I don't know why Leela won't go out with Fry; it's not like she could do any better.   tongue

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
nerdlingus

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« Reply #8 on: 02-26-2004 05:02 »

 
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Originally posted by ActionLaPointe:
character development, as so we feel bad for her maybe. im going to say as the biggest futurama jerk... michelle.

Second, she reminds me of my ex  wink  puke
Gorky

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« Reply #9 on: 02-26-2004 17:41 »

Oh yeah, I forgot Adlai. I found him more annoying than a jerk (funny, though).
EspanolBot

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« Reply #10 on: 02-27-2004 09:02 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2004 09:02 »

 I didn't like him because he was prejudiced. And his eyebrows freaked me out.
Iron Chef
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« Reply #11 on: 02-27-2004 09:12 »

I really fail to see how Elzar is a jerk, Dr Morberg.
But anyway, I always found Zapp to be a real jerk.
krokerjoker

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« Reply #12 on: 02-27-2004 14:31 »

I hated Chaz, i hated Adlai.

Maybe they remind me of people I know, and so does Leela (hidden deep past maybe?) if anyone needs me I'll be in the angry dome oooooh  mad
Dr. Morberg

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« Reply #13 on: 02-27-2004 16:40 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2004 16:40 »

   
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Originally posted by Iron Chef:
I really fail to see how Elzar is a jerk, Dr Morberg.

I think someone's a little biased...

Elzar really is a jerk, look at what he does to the crew in "Bender Gets Made", and what he says to Bender in "30% Iron Chef".
These are just examples. He could also have done something much jerkier.
J.P. Diddy Wow

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« Reply #14 on: 02-27-2004 20:19 »

Mom is pretty jerky, she did try to enslave the hman race after all.
PCC Fred

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« Reply #15 on: 02-27-2004 20:43 »

 
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Originally posted by David A:
I don't know why Leela won't go out with Fry; it's not like she could do any better.    tongue

*stunned silence in the saloon.  Tumbleweed rolls down the suddenly deserted street*

*Western movie music plays quietly in the background*

*Three cowboys ride horseback into town.  Close up, they look like Teral, Zed and Fred*

ZED: We're lookin' for the no good varmit that insulted mah girl.  Ah'm gonna shoot him up so much the vultures'll be sucking him through a straw.

TERAL: Wt drn mnt, Ll s MH grl!

FRED:  Like hell!  She's mahne!  Ah'm gonna kill you!

*Teral, Fred and Zed shoot each other.  David A steps over their bloody corpses, mounts one of their horses, and rides into the sunset*

Well, we sure taught HIM a lesson...

DISCLAIMER - PCC Fred would like to apologize to any Scandinavians and fans of Westerns who may feel insulted by this post.  I assure you that it wasn't my intention.  Besides, it's all David A's fault!  What are you getting at me for?
Digital Dragon

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« Reply #16 on: 02-27-2004 22:37 »

All those characters mentioned have some saving graces, with zapp it is his vunerability, with mom her broken heart, etc.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #17 on: 02-28-2004 02:50 »

Pool cue.

Detatched retinas.

That Guy.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #18 on: 02-28-2004 04:42 »

Ditto, my nomination goes towards That Guy as well.
Fry: But we are a family. And that guy understands that.
That Guy: (Appears on screen) Everyone's fired and we're outta business.
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #19 on: 02-28-2004 07:05 »

i think mom's the biggest jerk,
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #20 on: 02-28-2004 18:59 »

But funny.
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #21 on: 02-28-2004 22:21 »

(scruffy) second.(scruffy)
SpaceCase

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« Reply #22 on: 02-29-2004 05:28 »

Gale Berman.  mad
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #23 on: 02-29-2004 12:55 »

 
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Originally posted by Dr. Morberg:
   I think someone's a little biased...

Elzar really is a jerk, look at what he does to the crew in "Bender Gets Made", and what he says to Bender in "30% Iron Chef".
These are just examples. He could also have done something much jerkier.

He got them one of the best tables in his restaurant (a restaurant where it's probably next to impossible to get a reservation) and personally cooked their meals. True, it's mean but he never said anything about the meal being free. The funniest part though, is that it's based on a true story.  big grin

On the other hand I think his actions in "The 30% Iron Chef" was justified: Bender put him in the situation in "Bender Gets Made", insulted his costumers, ran out on the check in "The Cyberhouse Rules" and he poked his antenna in his crotch. If I was Elzar I'd be miffed too.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #24 on: 02-29-2004 12:59 »

Yeah, but I actually think that Elzar is a good parody of Emeril. To me, they're almost exactly the same.
Also, as Teral said, the actions in "30% Iron Chef" were justified, and made for a funny episode.
EspanolBot

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« Reply #25 on: 03-01-2004 07:46 »

*Second*
Iron Chef
Bending Unit
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« Reply #26 on: 03-01-2004 10:56 »

Thank you for backing me up on Elzar, even if I am a little biased I still think he is a great character
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #27 on: 03-02-2004 21:19 »

I'd probably go with Chaz and Alkazar, because they both tended to wave their authority in the face of Leela. Oh you're the mayor's aide, oh boy, what a prestigious honor, right up there with taking a two foot long shit, oh yeah, nobody knows who you are, woo hoo.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #28 on: 03-02-2004 21:51 »

Welcome to PEEL, TheLampIncident!

*slaps self for allowing herself to actually write "The Lamp Incident"*

No seriously, enjoy it here at PEEL.
I also forgot Chaz. I think that he was such a jerk. What's sadder than orphans being shunned out of their chance to go ice skating? [Linda]Only drowning puppies,...and there would have to be a lot of them[/Linda].
Beep Beep Beeep

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« Reply #29 on: 03-02-2004 22:03 »
« Last Edit on: 03-02-2004 22:03 »

Mom. Definately Mom. Oh, and Zapp, but that's it.

-Forgot to mention Adlai and That Guy. And all of Leela's other boyfriends. And those snooty guys from that one fraternity in Mars University. They were jerks.
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #30 on: 03-03-2004 11:06 »

you could say Elzar is such a jerk it affects his cookin
"jerked pork, jerked beef, jerked chicken is there anything this man can't jerk?!"
hermes
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #31 on: 03-04-2004 08:04 »

Adelai. Normal people are just gits.
Nero Wolfe

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« Reply #32 on: 03-04-2004 08:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2004 08:59 »

MOM that self-centered, money-grubbin, power-hungry bitch! She's the human equivilant of Fox (in a spandex-suit) *shivers in disgust*.
victor2000
Starship Captain
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« Reply #33 on: 03-04-2004 12:12 »

Its got to be Alcazar.    mad   mad   mad
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #34 on: 03-05-2004 00:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
Pool cue.

Detatched retinas.

That Guy.

You, sir, have offended my honor. I guess being a sheep makes you jealous, does it not?

Biggest jerk? I'm personally surprised that no one has mentioned Bender.  After all, he is insensitive, arrogant, self-centered, stole Fry's blood on numerous occassions, tried to kill PE members, enslaved a planet, etc, etc, etc. He might not be the bigget jerk, but he's definately worth a mention.

Bender: "Try this, kids at home!
Warning: do not try this at home
EspanolBot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #35 on: 03-05-2004 03:29 »

 That Guy's name is apparently Steve Castle on the script or something.
 Hey, That Guy... sounds like a sitcom about someone who people can't be bothered to learn the name of.
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #36 on: 03-08-2004 07:48 »

Chaz + Alcazar.
     Also Shawn, even though he doesn't appear on screen, he sure seems like a jerk.
woopsie daisy!

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« Reply #37 on: 03-08-2004 08:31 »

Mom, she's an evil enterprising Beeeeeeeatch, what part of that isn't a jerk?!
cant_read

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« Reply #38 on: 03-08-2004 18:58 »

Yes, no Bender... odd, apparently Elzar is overall considered to be the symbol of evil compared to him.
EspanolBot

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« Reply #39 on: 03-09-2004 06:33 »

Say what?
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