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bish

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« Reply #40 on: 03-03-2004 11:04 »

i hate to double post but its been 4 days, anyway

Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
(Cuts to outside, with Hermes standing on the roof and everyone else below him)
Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: Do a flip!
Farnsworth: damn it hermes can't you kill yourself in a way that wont harm your liver. other people need it too you know.
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #41 on: 03-03-2004 14:34 »

Two quotes for me:

"Cygnoids? On our block? Fie and phooey! They should go back where they came from!"

Also:

"You could have super atomic monsters with freeway on-ramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal..."

I probably butchered that one a little, since I can't remember the beginning.
EspanolBot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #42 on: 03-04-2004 07:01 »

"Yes he still exists as a frozen body in space! HA HA HA! Oh, i made myself sad."
 or something like it
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #43 on: 03-04-2004 07:56 »

Prof.: "It's an experiment of mine that may just win me the Nobel Prize"
Amy: "In which field?"
Prof.: "Who cares? They all pay the same."

"Don't do anything that might change history... Unless of course it turns out you were meant to do it. In that case, for the love of God DON'T NOT DO IT!"

Leela: "Is this some sort of brain scanner?"
Prof.: "Some sort, yes. In France it's called a 'guillotine'"
*Leela jumps away from the blade*
Leela: "Professor! Can't you scan my brain without removing it?"
Prof.: "Yes, easily."

And another deleted scene, this time from Bendless Love:


F is the 6th letter of the alphabet.
O is the 15th letter (1+5=6)
X is the 24th letter (2+4=6)

Hence, FOX = 666
Captain Bender

Crustacean
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« Reply #44 on: 03-06-2004 00:44 »

After Gunter runs off back to the jungle...

"Why? Why? Why didn't I break his legs?!"
Woodbot 2.0

Starship Captain
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« Reply #45 on: 03-06-2004 01:54 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2004 01:54 »

Welcome CB!
"Sold Your Body?!Oh Bender,I've been down that rode.I know the life is glamirus and  the partys are great,but you'll end up spending all your money on neck jewlries and skin tight pants!"
Jeeto

Crustacean
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« Reply #46 on: 03-06-2004 01:57 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2004 01:57 »

"I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive"  Haha, I love that part in TKoS.

Also: "Very Well, if cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall."  That's so versitile, that I think I shall say it quite often now. 
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #47 on: 03-06-2004 12:42 »

'Zuzu, I created you you ungrateful beast and this is how you repay me!?'

The angry dome bit.

'If I'm going down I'm taking you all with me'

Prof: 'Who's new?'
Hermes: 'The green dude and the fat mon'
Prof: 'I could have sworn I've never seen the robot before'
Bender: 'It's me Bender the Lovable rascal'
Prof: 'Of course, yes hello my friend' (shrugs shoulders and looks at Hermes)
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #48 on: 03-06-2004 13:24 »

"my magic fingers still know how to go there stuff (cracks knuckles, leaving broken fingers"

"without machines we'll all become uncivilised (BURP) (spits on floor)"
Unknown

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« Reply #49 on: 03-06-2004 23:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Jeeto:
"I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive"  Haha, I love that part in TKoS.

While this is a great quote, it was from "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Jeeto

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« Reply #50 on: 03-07-2004 00:09 »

yes, of course, you're right!  I had just been watching the other episode so it was on my brain.  smile
futuramabndr

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« Reply #51 on: 03-07-2004 11:00 »

Everyone is all for conserving Hitler's brain. But when you want to put it in the body of a Great White Shark, ooooooh, suddenly youv'e gone to far!
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #52 on: 03-07-2004 13:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futuramabndr:
Everyone is all for conserving Hitler's brain. But when you want to put it in the body of a Great White Shark, ooooooh, suddenly youv'e gone to far!

Second.
CoG888

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« Reply #53 on: 03-08-2004 03:52 »

From Love's Labour lost in Space:

Farnswirh: "It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals."
.............
Leela: "Yes, but what about the animals?"
Farnsworth: "Eh, the wha?"
Leela: "The Animals."
Farnsworth: "I didn't say anything about animals.  Now it seems the planet will collapse within 3 days.  Incidently, this will kill all the animals."
Dolcelannah

Bending Unit
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« Reply #54 on: 03-08-2004 04:07 »

"Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye cruel lamp! Goodbye cruel drapes, lined with what seems to be some sort of cruel muslin..."

Mr.Nintendo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #55 on: 03-08-2004 14:01 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2004 14:01 »

The absolute classic, and the original Farnsworthism - "Good news everyone" is by far the best
vinnyg

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« Reply #56 on: 03-08-2004 16:22 »

" Monkeys are not Donkeys, quit messing with my mind"

"Professor! Lava! Hot! why wont anybody listen!"
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #57 on: 03-09-2004 16:44 »

Farnsworth: this is my work desk where i keep my things, tools, assorted lengths of wire, and over there is my intergalatic space ship

Fry:  woow!!!

Farnsworth: let me show you some the assorted lengths of wire i used


but i am already in my pyjamas
Scifly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #58 on: 03-10-2004 00:30 »

"The easy part was getting the brain out but the hard part was getting the brain out" <--- cackles wildly
Spineless

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #59 on: 03-10-2004 09:44 »

Anytime the professor makes one of those "Oh yes" type noises... Its a good time.  I know he did it at least in When Aliens Attack.  Possibly others, I dunno.

But "Holy Zombie Jesus" is quite amazing.  As is the angry dome quote.  I could work harder to actually quote it, but I'm lazy.  What do I look like?  A guy who isn't lazy?

And now to figure out why I don't stay logged in, even though I have the option selected...
alenacat
Starship Captain
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« Reply #60 on: 03-10-2004 10:10 »

"I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum, but now it's nearly over"
el_Chupanibre

Poppler
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« Reply #61 on: 03-10-2004 12:29 »

"Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news."

Professor: "I won't speak! I've got nothing to   hide!"
Al Gore: "Our next speaker is Professor..."
Professor: "I demand the floor!"
Al Gore: "Yes, it's your turn to speak."
Professor: "Well nuts to me. I'm taking the stage! eeyohwweh.
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #62 on: 03-12-2004 11:07 »

professor: yes, cosmetic surgery is a capitol idea. agter all, im sure leela is tired of moroms gaping at her eye, ahhhughhohhh
woopsie daisy!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #63 on: 03-12-2004 19:27 »

bender: Proffeser, make a woman out of me!

Farnsworth: Oh, no i think we should just stay friends.

LOL
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #64 on: 03-12-2004 19:35 »

"I'm about to make a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave immeadiately. Goodbye."
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #65 on: 03-13-2004 02:22 »

That Guy: Now, the first order of business is to blame everything on the guy before me. Professor?
Farnsworth: I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!!

That Guy: This isn't a business plan, it's an escape plan!
Farnsworth: So long, suckers! (Runs off, giggling)

Farnsworth: And with Fry fired, I can finally leave my jigsaw puzzles out without him eating the pieces.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #66 on: 03-13-2004 06:29 »
« Last Edit on: 03-13-2004 06:29 »

Several of my favourites have been mentioned. Oh well, here are some others.

"Give me back my floppy face."

"There is no target consumer. Only targets! Targets who will tremble in fear as their new masters hand out edicts in my glorious booming voice!"

"There are some who call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of a race of atomic monsters! Atomic supermen with octanganal heads, that suck the blood out of you..."

"Oh, I should think so. Though of course, the last time aliens invaded all they did was forced the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate repeatedly. Oh, yes"

"Oh, we're doomed. Every year we're doomed."

"I'll always love her in my own subtle way", (cuts to shot of albino gorillas shrieking MOM, MOM over and over).

"Nobody make a smell."

"That's going to bleed when my heart beats."

"WERNSTROM!"
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #67 on: 03-13-2004 12:49 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2004 00:00 »

why!why!why didn't i break his legs

bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #68 on: 03-15-2004 12:57 »

ow!ow!ow!im a genius ow!ow!ow! (in newtons cradle)
the day the earth stood stupid

also
leela: ow! fire hot
prof: the proffesie will help. ARGHH! fire indeed hot
Gambit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #69 on: 03-18-2004 19:01 »

'WERNSTROM'
apart from that, this is great- from my three suns

'they say madness runs in our family, some even called me mad, *stands* and why, because i dared to dream of a race of atomic supermen supermonsters....'
its all in billy west's acting, the 'and why' bit makes me laugh every time, delivered perfectly

You read it, you cant unread it!
Fry2Bender

Poppler
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« Reply #70 on: 03-18-2004 19:14 »

"Damn straight! Today the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device, tomorrow it's the mad grad student! Where will it end?!"
Jaksiel

Crustacean
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« Reply #71 on: 03-20-2004 21:31 »

"Oh dear, I'm beginning to think there won't be any forced mating at all..."

"You came back just in time.  The Globetrotters just held a press conference to call me a jive sucka."
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #72 on: 03-26-2004 05:16 »

'The hard part was getting the brain OUT... MWahahahahah'
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #73 on: 03-26-2004 05:38 »

Mom: Daffodils? Seventy years and you remembered my favourite flower?
Farnsworth: Your favourite whaa? Why does my foot hurt?

Farnsworths mind: Here we go. Just unhook it and get the remote. So many hooks! Come on Farnsworth! Drat, the first one's back on again! Oh, I give up! Wait, Victory!
shoopbender
Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 03-26-2004 19:18 »

"A Tale of Two Santas" -

Leela: Remember Professor, Bender is Santa so we don't need to hurt him right?
Farnsworth: Yes, yes, yes. You sound like a broken MP3.
Bender: Ho, Ho....<professor shoots>
Leela: Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?
Farnsworth: No!<shoots Bender again>

that was great!
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #75 on: 03-26-2004 22:21 »

Leela: "What's the mission?"
Farnsworth: "Collecting honey. Ordinary honey."
Leela: "That doesn't sound so dangerous."
Farnsworth: "This is no ordinary honey!
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #76 on: 03-27-2004 01:42 »

Farnsworth: What an exquisite day! That azure sky! The verdant treetops! Those delightful birds with their chirp chirp chirp and their tweet tweet splat!
Fry: Professor, I've never seen you so cheeful. What the hell's wrong with you?
Farnsworth: Hhhm, I'm not quite sure. Perhaps seeing things in a new perspective has reminded me of lifes beauty. Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a mild delirium.
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #77 on: 03-28-2004 12:25 »

computer voice: this is vergon 6
farnsworth: this is vergon 6
amy: spluh
farnsworth: its a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by frisky little doomed animals
leela: animals?!


leela: but what about the animals
farnsworth: the whah?
leela: the animals!
farnsworth: i didnt say anything about animals, anyway the planet is set to implode in two days, incidently this will kill all the animals.
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #78 on: 03-28-2004 15:08 »

Bender: *kisss Professor* "Nah, it's not working anymore."

Professor: "Speak for yourself!"
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #79 on: 03-31-2004 00:41 »

"Go to Hell Heather!"

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"It's toe tappingly tragic."
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