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EspanolBot

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« on: 02-11-2004 03:35 »

"HELP! SATAN YOU OWE ME!"
Atropine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 02-11-2004 04:47 »

"Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the world's biggest bottle. I put a little spaceship inside to keep it from being boring"

davierocks

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 02-11-2004 05:27 »

"Of course that would have melted at room temperature.  I just wanted to get rid of it."

"He may have ocean madness but that's no reason for ocean rudeness."

"Know ye now what it feels like to be God of dogs!"

 laff
EspanolBot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 02-11-2004 07:41 »

"Professor!" Indictates himself "Lava!" Indictates lava. "Hot!" Waves hands in air.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 02-11-2004 09:31 »

I liked how Farnsworth says he tried to invent a race of atomic supermen! 
Iron Chef
Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 02-11-2004 09:45 »

"Bad news nobody, the supercollider super-exploded! I need you to take it back and exchanged it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs"

Or

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history"
Atropine

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« Reply #6 on: 02-11-2004 10:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Iron Chef:

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history"

ooh yeh i forgot aboot that one
hypknowtoad

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #7 on: 02-11-2004 10:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-17-2004 00:00 »

"I'm bored! Let's go!"

and

"I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest to crush those who disobey you. But I guess we're just two different people. (mumble)"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 02-11-2004 11:50 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2004 11:50 »

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.
-My Three Suns

or

Hologram-voice: This is Vergon 6.
Farnsworth: This is Vergon 6
Amy: S'pluh.
-Love's Labors Lost in Space
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 02-11-2004 12:10 »

"I suppose I should help them.  But then, I am already in my pyjamas."
-SP3K & TSHL
Lord Zoidberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #10 on: 02-11-2004 12:21 »

"Let this abomination unto the lord begin" aye cracks me up.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #11 on: 02-11-2004 12:26 »

"It's dolomite, baby!"

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!"

"Choke on that causality!"

"Well, now everything is back as it was. And if history doesn't care that out degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?"
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 02-13-2004 23:11 »

"Good new, everyone, there's some very bad news on the TV!"

-TOTS

"Oh sure! Wreck the smart guy's machine!"

-JB

Free Waterfall Jr.: You can't own land!
Farnsworth: Yes I can, because I'm not a penniless hippy!*

-TPWP

*From Memory
Dr. Morberg

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 02-13-2004 23:19 »

"Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. Some kind of gamma powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal..."
Blackadder11

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 02-13-2004 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2004 00:00 »

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"
Yinger36

Starship Captain
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« Reply #15 on: 02-14-2004 00:06 »

"Oh Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the big bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death." RTEW

"I suppose I can part with one & still be feared" TKOS
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 02-14-2004 13:26 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by boingo2000:
"I suppose I should help them.  But then, I am already in my pyjamas."
-SP3K & TSHL

Yeah, I would liked to have seen that in some other episodes too.
winna

Avatar Czar
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« Reply #17 on: 02-14-2004 13:57 »

Tell them I hate them...
Lord Zoidberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #18 on: 02-14-2004 15:11 »

With my last breath I curse Zoidberggg.
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #19 on: 02-14-2004 19:07 »

Professor: "Everybody, get in bed with me. I have something to show you. . . Feast your eyes on this!"
Crew: *Gasps*
Leela: "Its beautiful!"
Amy: "And huge!"
Fry: "Can I touch it?"
Zoidberg: "So what is it already?"
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #20 on: 02-15-2004 18:29 »

"Forbidden...FORBIDDEN!...Pretty tantilizing tho."

"You...Fat as the Queen of sea cows."

Heather: "Sir it's not necissary, or wise to be naked."
Farnsworth: "Pft. You sound just like my tennis instructor!"

DAYMN! (I'll rewind that like 15 times before I stop laughing)

Leela: Where were you last night?
Professor: Where am I now?

Fry: The professor is a snile amoral crackpot.
Farnsworth: (Whatever this sound is, it's hy-larious)

Farnsworth: Good news, it's a suppository!

(ranting in the angry dome)

Goodbye cruel world...(etc. etc. etc).

Shaucker

Professor
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« Reply #21 on: 02-16-2004 23:16 »


Fry: That's not an X-mas tree!
Farnsworth: Ho-ho-huh?

and

Farthsworth: Zombie Jesus? Here for dinner? But I have nothing prepared...-The Deep South cut scene
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #22 on: 02-17-2004 00:45 »

from memory so it might not be completely accurate:

"Dear lord they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup till january 3rd!"
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #23 on: 02-17-2004 06:13 »

"Oh to be young again, and also a robot."

"This is an outrage!I was going to eat that mummy."
krokerjoker

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #24 on: 02-18-2004 07:42 »

"oooh, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome"
Impossible

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 02-18-2004 08:33 »

"Tell them I hate them!"
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #26 on: 02-18-2004 15:24 »

"Wrong again idiot"
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #27 on: 02-19-2004 05:41 »

Cubert: (Through Farnsworth voice imitation machine) Good news everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all!

Bubblegum Tate: Listen, I hope you don't mind if I dribble while I work.
Farnsworth: Not if you grant me the same liberty!
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #28 on: 02-20-2004 06:53 »

BPOG

farnsworth: this is my smell-o-scope, this cigar burn appears to be the sun, and there's some grease. and this appears to be me dressed as a cowboy

or summat like that
theZoid88

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 02-21-2004 21:30 »

Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed
prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way.
fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy?
prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen.

i dont know if thats more of a fry/prof. thing but it was funny  laff
Dr. Morberg

Professor
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« Reply #30 on: 02-21-2004 21:34 »

Or a big fat placebo! It's all the same crap!
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #31 on: 02-23-2004 04:22 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by theZoid88:
Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed
prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way.
fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy?
prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen.

Fry: Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?
Leela: You idiot. We already saw that one.
Fry: I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again.
Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again, ask something less stupid!
Fry: Alright how about this: what if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?
Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What would happen if Fry never came to the future?
Yeah, that was a funny one, it's more of a Fry moment though.
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #32 on: 02-23-2004 14:26 »

farnsworth: you sold your body. ow bender i've been down that road and i now the lifes glamourous an the parties are great, but u'll end up spending all you money on alcohol and skin tight pants
Ekarderif

Bending Unit
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« Reply #33 on: 02-26-2004 01:14 »

"You musn't interfere with the past! Don't do anything that affects anything! Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!"
Yinger36

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 02-26-2004 03:06 »

Farnsworth: "Ohhh! You've killed me! You've killed me!"
Leela: "Oh, god. What have I done?"
Farnsworth: "I just told you. You've killed me!"
marla_singer

Bending Unit
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« Reply #35 on: 02-26-2004 06:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-26-2004 06:42 »

oh ho ho ho! you? a woman? we're trying to find my gargoyle, not the fastest way to the mall!

oh my, no.

professor! lava! hot! (already been said but it's so great)

the professy will help! oooh, fire indeed hot!

this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement (?). after this, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

dirt doesn't need luck.
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #36 on: 02-26-2004 09:47 »

From a deleted scene in The Cyber House Rules:


Prof. A: So the box I created contained this universe.
Prof. 1: Baldercrap! I created your universe! The only thing you created was my fist parrallel to your face! *gently taps Prof. A*
Prof. A: Ow!

Leela: ...thanks to being hurled back through time...
Prof: That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!

F is the 6th letter of the alphabet.
O is the 15th letter (1+5=6)
X is the 24th letter (2+4=6)

Hence, FOX = 666
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #37 on: 02-27-2004 12:04 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2004 12:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Prof. Wernstrum:
From a deleted scene in The Cyber House Rules:



thats fantastic, there is also another qoute i cant remeber, but the episode is "put your head on my shoulders" but something like "i don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon to you r chest, but i guess we're just 2 different people.
htere is also his ramblings about making atomic supermen with hearts as black as coal and so on

El Scorcho

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« Reply #38 on: 02-27-2004 14:26 »

'well we better go down there to find the body (licks lips). It would be a shame to let him go to waste...'

Or something like that
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #39 on: 02-28-2004 06:59 »

"if you kill the enemy be sure to eat there hearts to gain their courage.. their tasty juicy courage"
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