If the Futurama characters were real.

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My brother and I would get into an epic fight over Leela. Only one would survive. And then the survivor would be hospitalized by a neck-breaking boot to the face. It'd be worth it.

Wooho! My first ever TOTPD!

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I'd probably go out with Amy, be lazy with Fry, and make sure Bender didn't steal my wallet.

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I'd ask Leela Out and hang out with Fry And Bender that would be the coolest day

[Reply #83 on:]

Play strip poker with Leela and Amy, but rig the cards so they both lose.

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I'd ask Bender to see what was in his compartment.

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If the characters were real I wouldn't be here talking about them....because I wouldn't know about them.

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I'd hang with the crew and end up drunk that night and wake up with Fry the next morning  .

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If the crew came out of my tv it would be a tight squess (hahaha) i think i would show them all the dvd's and comic books about them. then leela would now about fry saying "I love you" in the stars. And as i reward they would have to give there first born son and i would raise it has my own... oh... i mean I'd hang out with fry...

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gather em all up and have them help me assassanate rupert murdock! lol

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i'd ask fry out!...and if he said no.. then i'd ask calculon out! if he said no... i'd just chain zapp up somewhere so he could amuse me...

but i'd definitely be trying for fry... oh yeah...

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Originally posted by Fridge:
Simple- Pub crawl!

Dude - I am so with you on that. I'd drag them down to Covent Garden with me, take in a show, get trashed around London and then club until the sun comes up. I wouldn't worry about funding the night out, what with Bender being there, and all.

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My sis would marry Bender and have minny robits. I would paint Zoidberg blue to match his parallel counterpart.

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I would go on a date with Fry, definatly. 

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I'd want..."Fembot"!! cause there aint nothing like a transvestite robot...
Fry..of course... and.. Father Changstein el Gamahl cause he could rock the religious casbar!...

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id hang out withhermes for his jamaican ways.  aw cigars.  then id bring bender to all the people i dont like so he can mug them.

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If the characters came out of my TV I'd be so excited! First I would ask Fry out! Then I'd beat people up with Leela and she would be my friend. I'd paint my nails with Amy. I would have Professor do my homework. Hermese and I would have a limbo contest, but he would probably win. I'd fix up Zoidberg so he's pretty. I'd adopt Nibbler because he's so cute! For the rest of the cast I'd just go out and have a HUGE party and dance aroud with rings! Then we could use the Planet Express Ship to travel through space and meet aliens! Then back to the party!

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Id hang with the Gang!   

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If Futurama characters came out of my TV I'd have to seriously consider giving up the sauce.
BTW Airbagfailure, going out with Calculon would be like having a date with David Duchovny. Not a bad idea at all.

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I'd have to agree with what the majority of everyone said.  I'd get really blasted with Fry and Bender, definitly would like to go clubbing with Zapp, definitly would try to go for coffee in the backseat of my car with Amy 

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I would date Bender, telling that he is a sexy love machine and I don’t need a man because I got him. I might cheat on him with Fry for a bit.

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i think i would form some kind of evil trio with the Professor and Roberto, and we'd have the headless body of Agnu (is it?) as a slave/helper

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ehhmmm if the Futurama characters were real:

I would like to hang around with them all and do some cool stuff with them. Slurm-contests, space travels, destroying dumped planets, helping in making deliveries, hanging around watching TV, commanding Zoidberg around. Also I'd try to date Leela, which probably will be hard to achieve.   

edit: oh.. Hi healerguy! Welcome to PEEL 

Enjoy your stay here at nerd-world!

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Yuki knows what time it is... bam!

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I'd kick Zapp and Fry so they are in lots of pain then I would ask Leela out.I would make hermes do all my homework and i would tell the prof to invent a machine to make Leela fall in love with me if she had said no.I would hang out with Bender and amy.I would turn zoidberg in and get loads of money which would probably please Leela.

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I'd go to the moon and have my way with the crushinator...

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Originally posted by Whoopwhoopwhoop:
I'd go to the moon and have my way with the crushinator...

You're not good enough for a sweet lady like that.

Try her younger sister. 

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I'd horribly violate the female characters. And probably Zoidberg while I'm at it 'cause how could anyone resist his hideous crustacean charm?

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I'd ask Fry if he smokes weed.  If he doesn't, then he's gone.  Then I'd proceed to rip bongs with Hermes while he solves my fiscal problems.  Later, there would be a big clambake where Bender would cook up a delicious Doctor Zoidberg, wherein myself and the rest of the crew would get totally tanked and full of sweet, sweet space-lobster meat.

But Fry is not allowed unless he smokes the ganja.  It's just how it is.

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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
I would show them off to my friends.  I'd have Zoidberg annoy people I don't like.  Show off my friends with Amy and Leela in my arms.  Fry and me would be best of friends.

Same here
 

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If the Futurama characters were real, I'd go 'round HungryZombieJesus' and have some boiled Zoidberg.

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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
If the PE crew could jump out of the TV screen and talk with you what would you do?  I'd probably die of excitment.  I'd ask Amy and Leela out.  I'd want to hang out with Bender and Fry.  I'd had Zoidberg eat my garbage.  The Professor could help my with my college work.  The fact that they aren't real and I can never meet them in person is a real damn shame.

Amen to that!!! I would always hang out with Fry and Bender

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Fry! of course bender would be awesome too but id like to try slurm too it look sick, made from sick things but i still would like to try it

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I'd have to take Leela out just to see the stares that I would get from having a purple-haired cyclops with me.

Plus she has a perfect ass...   

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i always thought her ass was a little weirdly shaped. Maybe it just appears that way to me cause i have no ass once-so-ever.

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I'd have Nibbler eat my boss.

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Originally posted by Venus:

i always thought her ass was a little weirdly shaped. Maybe it just appears that way to me cause i have no ass once-so-ever.

Trust me, as a guy and an ass-man (I know - WAYYY too much information), they gave Leela a great ass.   

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I'd probably head to Luna Park and get a I'm with stupid on the moon shirt

[Reply #117 on:]

Try to hook up with Leela (or Amy)
I probably spend to much time trying to stop from selling my stuff (especially my car and blood)
Get into my fry costume just to confuse all the rest of the PE crew

[Reply #118 on:]

Bender would be my best friend.I'd get a picture of me and the whole crew.I can think of lotsa stuff.

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I might try to help Fry get Leela. And of course I would get a picture with bender maybe even let him steal my wallet, Bender is so totally awsome!