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woopsie daisy!

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« on: 02-02-2004 05:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2004 05:24 »

In A head in the polls, fry says that he spent most of his teen years "loving his body", Yet in Anthology of interest 2, he tells bender off for wiggling "it" around?

What you think?   confused
Lord Zoidberg

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« Reply #1 on: 02-02-2004 08:25 »

This is my first post so HI.

I'm sure Fry like all of us has a hypocritical distain for "it" but it probably doesn't seem so bad when he's doing it.

Of course he could have meant "loving his body in a purly emotial sence but I doubt it.
PCC Fred

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« Reply #2 on: 02-02-2004 08:34 »

Fry told Bender off in a "What If?" universe, which isn't "reality".

Or wizards.  Whatever.
Teral

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« Reply #3 on: 02-02-2004 13:04 »

No, I think you had it in the first try, Fred.

Fry is in favor of wanking, afterall he couldn't wait to "break in" his new hands in "I Dated A Robot".
David A

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« Reply #4 on: 02-02-2004 13:21 »

Maybe Fry just didn't want Bender to do that in front of everybody.

I mean really, no one wants to see that.

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
Lord Zoidberg

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« Reply #5 on: 02-02-2004 14:19 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2004 14:19 »

Remember in Spanish Fry when Bender kept making all those Lower Horn Jokes, being his room mate I think we've got to take his word for it.
Bushmeister

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« Reply #6 on: 02-02-2004 14:45 »

Fry like every sensible young male does enjoy a nice bit of wanking every now and then (or every now and now for him I would imagine). Although seeing a curious former-robot spin around his penis for all its worth is, as David A said, something that not many would like to observe.
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #7 on: 02-02-2004 14:58 »

Yes, both that and that thing stated by Lord Zoidberg (whom I'd like to welcome right away).
Both seem logical. And the "What-if-machine" shouldn't change the personalities of those included in its storys.
deep fried fry

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« Reply #8 on: 02-02-2004 22:22 »

dont forget in the devils hands are idle playthings http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV18/
feralHuman

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« Reply #9 on: 02-03-2004 09:17 »

i'm more curious about bender and that nut morgan proctor found in his locker in HHRHGB.

Bender:'Sometimes a guy gets lonely...'
Juliet

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« Reply #10 on: 02-03-2004 12:58 »

Personally I think there’s nothing wrong with Fry and his masturbation habits. I know guys like him to it anyway so why picking up a topic like this?

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #11 on: 02-03-2004 13:17 »

I think that the question asked can be answered with three points

1. Fry wanks, and is not ashamed of it.
2. Nobody likes watching other people wank, so Fry was not keen to see Bender pleasure himself in the AOI short.
3. There is nothing wrong with masturbating, as long as it is done in private.

So David A, Lord Zoidberg, and Juliet all had it One-Third right.

I think that successfully answers the original question. Any further queries?
Juliet

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« Reply #12 on: 02-03-2004 13:27 »

 
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Originally posted by feralHuman:
i'm more curious about bender and that nut morgan proctor found in his locker in HHRHGB.

Bender:'Sometimes a guy gets lonely...'

It gets me thinking how does Bender masturbate


boingo2000

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« Reply #13 on: 02-03-2004 13:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
 It gets me thinking how does Bender masturbate


Must...not...make...pun about..."busting a nut"...must...resist...evil...
Juliet

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« Reply #14 on: 02-03-2004 13:45 »

hehehe. Let me wonder on my own. *daydreams*
Shadowstar

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« Reply #15 on: 02-03-2004 15:29 »

I always thought of that joke of Bender talking to a piece of metal like himself. I can't see how Bender could masterbate. ...or he could... I'm going to stop thinking now.
Juliet

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« Reply #16 on: 02-03-2004 17:51 »

I like it when the human Bender masterbate  flirt   flirt   flirt

newhook_1

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« Reply #17 on: 02-03-2004 18:15 »

Did you find him sexy when he became a gynormous human blob, with cheese sandwhichs tuncked into his fat rolls?
ActionLaPointe

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« Reply #18 on: 02-03-2004 18:32 »

just think of the nascar pit crews taking the bolts off the tires at alarming rates. wvvvvp vvvvvpviiiip.
Juliet

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« Reply #19 on: 02-03-2004 19:20 »

 
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Originally posted by newhook_1:
Did you find him sexy when he became a gynormous human blob, with cheese sandwhichs tuncked into his fat rolls?

Ewww no!

zoidberg74

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« Reply #20 on: 02-03-2004 20:17 »

my devil hands aren't idle.
Zeep

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« Reply #21 on: 02-04-2004 12:04 »

good for you, but that was almost completely off-topic.
also, in AOI1, that whole "I, Meatbag" short was just... disgusting...
Juliet

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« Reply #22 on: 02-04-2004 12:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Zeep:
good for you, but that was almost completely off-topic.
also, in AOI1, that whole "I, Meatbag" short was just... disgusting...

No it's not.


Gambit

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« Reply #23 on: 02-04-2004 18:14 »

 
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Originally posted by Lord Zoidberg:
Remember in Spanish Fry when Bender kept making all those Lower Horn Jokes, being his room mate I think we've got to take his word for it.
that is so funny, woooooooooooo

woopsie daisy!

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« Reply #24 on: 02-05-2004 01:37 »

I 'spose bender could use the nut on his antenna or something?
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