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Professor
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Bender did try selling off some of his adopted children as food in "The Cyber House Rules".
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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But keep in mind, once she's impulsive enough to buy new boots she's also impulsive enough to kill off every PE crewmember that corsses her path, and have sex with Fry to make him keep quiet. So the real question is: do we want Leela to be this impulsive or do we rather wish to stay alive?
The snapshot from Space Mardi Gras did show a rather partying Leela, and she dropped out of college to bum around India for a while, so she isn't completely without surprises.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Ohh, now I'm envious. Where did you buy it, eBay? Any good scenes cut from the episode you can tell us about?
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Venus
Urban Legend
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Well, as promised:
-------------------- AMY Your parents must be so proud! Ooo, sorry.
LEELA Thanks, everybody, but it's really no big deal. I've left directions to the orphanarium, copies of the program, and dress code suggestions in everyone's locker.
DR. ZOIDBERG What will i wear?! I have nothing!
:he tugs on his shirt:
This is department store crap!
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BENDER Now i can punch you in the nose in the dark!
FRY It's spooky... like nose Dracula
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FRY Great speech Leela. I'm proud of you. And in the end, that's what truly matters.
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EXT. Planet Express - That Evening -establishing on tv - close up
We see the footage of Leela with her plaque, although she is almost offscreen, and the plaque is the center of attention.
LINDA And that concludes our human interest story on local plaque designer, Nelson Dubois. Morbo?
MORBO The grotesque mutants that live under the city staged an uprising today, protesting excessive dumping into the sewers they call home. On a personal note, Morbo laughs at their misery.
:A live feed of Mutant Raoul appears behind the newscasters:
LINDA Since mutants aren't allowed above ground, we've flushed a remote camera into their stinking headquarters. Mr Mutant, tell us: how does it feel to look so weird?
RAOUL Linda, i find that question offensive.
LINDA (chuckles) That's weird how you gestured with your third arm when you said that.
RAOUL Living in sewage is hard enough without the additional indignity of--
LINDA (laughs) He did it again!
Pull back to: INT Planet Express - lounge - continuous
Fry, the professor, hermes, zoidberg, and Amy are watching
AMY Too much info, not enough tainment. Hermes, change the channel.
FRY Hey, where's Leela? It seems like she's not in here right now.
HERMES Hmm. Knowing Leela, i'd say she went off to party.
FRY How well do you know Leela?
HERMES Not that well. But i hear good things.
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LEELA i told a whole crowd today that being an orphan made me strong. But all i really wanted was to celebrate my award with my mom and dad.
FRY How about celebrating it with a handsome friend?
LEELA That's sweet and deluded, Fry, but it's not the same. I want my parents around to hold me and stroke my hair and tell me they love me.
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BENDER Remember Sea World's dolphin-run nuclear power plant? Turns out it wasn't a good idea after all.
Bender hits a button. The back of his truck tilts up and dumps out a huge whale shaped burlap sack with one glowing fin sticking through the hole.
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Just then, some trash bags labeled 'medical waste' splash down in the lake. The mutants look confused.
VYOLET Hey... if you're down here, then who did that?
BENDER Me again. i have it on a timer.
CROWD OF MUTANTS (angry muttering)
LEG MUTANT Though it is clever. I'll grant him that.
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The tiny sling rises slowly out of the water, revealing that the rat has been transformed into a beautiful mini-peacock.
FRY (sigh of relief) i didn't realize these mutations were for the better.
RAOUL (frustrated) That was a fluke. It almost never happens. There's only a one percent chance of that happening.
FRY In my experience, there's a hundred percent chance of that happening.
RAOUL Your experience is statistically insignificant!
FRY (hurt) That's a really mean thing to say.
DWANE lower the back-up rat.
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LEELA It's like some weird Leela museum -- and i'm the Leela!
BENDER Hey, wait a second! If this time line is so smart, maybe it knows something about your mysterious birth!
they rush to look at the far left end. A news headline reads "Alien Baby's Parents Missing -- Police Rule Out Baby Born To Self" A photo shows URL examining baby Leela's eye with a magnifying glass.
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The hooded figures run into the building with the time line. There are now boards over the window Bender broke earlier. With Leela hot on their heels, the firgures slam the door behind them and lock it. Leela pounds on it
LEELA (yelling) Let me in! Or tell me where the key is!
Leela looks around. She quickly grabs onto the gutter, shimmies up, and does a backflip onto the roof. The hooded figures stand at the broken window, peering between the wooden boards.
MUNDA (whispers) Don't tell her where the key is.
MORRIS (whispers) Under the mat?
MUNDA Shhh!
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Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Heh, some good ones in there. Too bad they couldn't include some of them. The first and third-last one is on the season 4 DVD as a deleted scene. Thanks Venus.
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Mercapto
Professor
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They also mention the plaque maker twist in the commentaries. Thanks for sharing those scenes with us, Venus.
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Many thanks indeed for those lines Venus, pity that some of the rather good material was left out.
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KittinGas
Bending Unit
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« Reply #23 on: 01-20-2004 12:29 »
« Last Edit on: 01-20-2004 12:29 »
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Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Too bad I already have the SP3k script and the storyboards (from the season 1 DVD) otherwise that script might be worth the effort to sign up at eBay. I tried once but the humongous amount of written, and particular unwritten, rules made me give up.
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