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KittinGas

Bending Unit
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« on: 01-18-2004 06:18 »

My favourite would be 'Jam a bastard in it you craps!' or the line that was cut 'You call that an anus?'. Funny.
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 01-18-2004 06:27 »

"How about a hand recount?"
Professie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #2 on: 01-18-2004 07:00 »

"You call that a pressed ham" and also everything she says during the fight between her and the professor, "STINK PIIIIIG!"
Rassle

Crustacean
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« Reply #3 on: 01-18-2004 09:47 »

"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!!!"
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 01-18-2004 10:21 »

For me it's a toss up between "Cram a bastard in it, you crap!" and "Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?"
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #5 on: 01-18-2004 12:32 »

"I'm going to some BS charity for knocked up teenage sluts."

or "Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass!" (pretty neat introduction)
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #6 on: 01-18-2004 13:00 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Rassle:
"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!!!"

Agreed. It's just a pity it never made it into the ep.
ActionLaPointe

Starship Captain
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« Reply #7 on: 01-18-2004 13:34 »

i forget the episode, and exactly what mom says. but its something to the effect of "i swear to god ill cram a squirel in him"
and it was really funny...
CTV

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 01-18-2004 13:41 »

"Shove a bastard in it, you crap!" and "By monkey cake I meant your ass!" are by far the funniest.
Thoth

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 01-18-2004 15:00 »

"Jam a bastard in it you crap!" and "Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!"
what is it anyway? Jam, shove or cram?? Or can it be "stick" perhaps???
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 01-18-2004 17:26 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2004 17:26 »

Definitely "Jam". (or Def Jam if you will)
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 01-18-2004 19:55 »

This isn't really a Mom only quote but it's funny.
Mom: Ta-ta. Dumbass!
Fry: (smiling) What a nice lady.
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 01-18-2004 21:50 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2004 21:50 »

My favorite Mom lines are from AOI 2, when she's the wicked witch. They are:

"NOOOO!!! Whoever thought a small ammount of water would ever fall on MEEEE?!!!"

"Hey, ya' skank! Wanna get adopted?!"

Or something along those lines...Those are from memory...

I also like in 300 Big Boys when she goes,

"Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?!"

EDIT: Oh! And in MD, this one made me crack up...

"Okay, everyone, help mom find her bra..."
bender+fry

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 01-18-2004 22:22 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ActionLaPointe:
i forget the episode, and exactly what mom says. but its something to the effect of "i swear to god ill cram a squirel in him"
and it was really funny...
That was when mom told her sons about having a affair with the prof, from mothers day


HawkingHole4001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 01-18-2004 22:24 »

Quote
Originally posted by Thoth:
"Jam a bastard in it you crap!" and "Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!"
Quote

I love those two quotes the most from Mom, the most vulgar character on Futurama.
Hurrah.   big grin
EspanolBot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #15 on: 01-19-2004 07:18 »

 The PlanEx promotional video with the people from the Neutral Planet is funny but you can only hear what is being said with subtitles. I think that it goes allong the lines of:
"...And then I stuck a load of squirels in him!"
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #16 on: 01-19-2004 09:14 »

I can hear it just fine without subtitles.

"Our enemies will be eaten by squirrels; and we shall bow down in worship to ourselves."

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #17 on: 01-20-2004 19:24 »

"Move your freaking hoof you goat!"
"Your eyes were always such a lovely shade of milky white."
Walshyboy

Crustacean
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« Reply #18 on: 01-21-2004 00:12 »

"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard"
"The 1-X Robot is your friend, Resisting change brings pain"
"Jam a bastard in it you crap"
 I liked it as well in the mothers day episode when her sons ask her "mommy why are you destroying civilization" and her reply is "Oh I Don't Know"
KittinGas

Bending Unit
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« Reply #19 on: 01-21-2004 17:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by David A:

"Our enemies will be eaten by squirrels; and we shall bow down in worship to ourselves."


Actually, It's Scorpians. But the love is there!
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 01-21-2004 17:06 »
« Last Edit on: 01-21-2004 17:06 »

No, it's "squirrels". The person who transcribed for the subtitles misinterpreted it as "scorpians".
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #21 on: 01-21-2004 17:51 »

Well, I've never seen the subtitles, so I wouldn't know what they say.
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #22 on: 01-21-2004 18:21 »

Yeah, but they're not always right. Hell, the commentary subtitles mistake Rough Draft for rough draft often enough.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #23 on: 01-22-2004 14:29 »

I thought the people doing the subtitles had access to the script and just copied it. Quite a shock to learn they're doing it "freehand".

Put some professional pride into it, damnit.
::shakes fist at imaginary subtitler::

Not that the Dansih subtitles are any better, but they probably just translated the American subtitles.
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #24 on: 01-22-2004 15:24 »

You know what, I'm not really sure. All I know is that Mom says "squirrel" in that Plan Ex commercial largely because DXC mentions it in both the commentary for Futurestock and Mothers Day ("Mom talks about squirrels again in ep. 321" ).
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #25 on: 01-26-2004 15:07 »

I don't know if this counts, but in the Futurama videogame (if you don't own it, buy it now!) Mom calls one of her sons "..You son of a me!" I laughed so hard at that.
Also, most of her lines in Mother's Day and A Fishful of Dollars cracked me up.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #26 on: 01-26-2004 15:14 »

I have to side with "Make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!"
Axl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 01-26-2004 15:32 »

Well, yeah, "Oh dear... I can't stand to watch! MAKE THAT BITCH YOUR BITCH, YOU BASTARD!" is absolutely the best
**Futuramagal**

Crustacean
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« Reply #28 on: 01-27-2004 14:27 »

my fav are "listen you little bastard"
and "todalo dumass"  evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh

be careful **Futuramagal** is about
keiji

Crustacean
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« Reply #29 on: 01-29-2004 12:24 »

This one originally posted by Rassle:
"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!!!"
really funny!!!
Jamesbondcja

Professor
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« Reply #30 on: 01-29-2004 14:07 »

"Move your freaking hoof you goat!"
"Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?"
"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!!!"

All these make futurama a fun show for the whole family....
**Futuramagal**

Crustacean
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« Reply #31 on: 01-30-2004 13:21 »

yeah  laff

be careful **Futuramagal** is about
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #32 on: 01-30-2004 14:25 »

I thought it was funny in the Futurama game when Mom says "Sweet butt-crust on a cracker!"
Juliet

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #33 on: 01-30-2004 16:30 »

I'm going to some BS charity for knocked up teenage sluts

You want to get adopted you little Skank?

SSKKKKIIINNNNKKK PPPPIIIGGGG!!!!

Move your freaking hoof you goat!

SpacemanSpiff

Space Pope
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« Reply #34 on: 01-30-2004 16:33 »

that's definitely "jam a bastard in it, you crap!" for me. it's the only mom-quote i use in active conversation...  tongue

hail seitan

ooy

Professor
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« Reply #35 on: 01-31-2004 04:37 »

all of the above! "i love each and every robot most of all" "jerkwad rodots make me sick to my ass!
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #36 on: 01-31-2004 11:48 »

"Filthy, toothless nerd bastard....!!!!1  laff

Let me break....let me break you down....for your sake....I will break you down...."[/small]
anachronism
Crustacean
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« Reply #37 on: 01-31-2004 21:35 »

"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard." Completely priceless.
**Futuramagal**

Crustacean
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« Reply #38 on: 02-01-2004 06:02 »

spacepilot3000 is right that is FUNNY  laff   laff   big grin   big grin   laff   laff
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #39 on: 02-04-2004 12:14 »

for some reason i cant remember which episodes has "make that bitch your bitch you bastard!" or whatever. i would definately vote for that, but i can't place the episode...
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