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David A
Space Pope
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Originally posted by Xmpel: Hubert owns the Planet Express Delivery Company but he also works as a Professor at Mars University where he teaches “The science of quantum neutrino fields”. I thought it was "The mathematics of quantum neutrino fields”. The Professor spends most of his time inventing since he has a democrat managing his delivery company. No, he has a bureaucrat managing his delivery company. If he had a democrat managing his delivery company he would spend most of his time paying taxes. He sympathises with the opinions of the “National Ray-Gun” party. It's the National Ray-Gun Association. - Employed 25 star general WeeBelo Zapp Brannigan. It's WEBELO, as any Scout could tell you. - Created multiple paralell universes. You misspelled parallel. Otherwise, It looks pretty good. Nice work.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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He spend his 300$ tax rebate on a stem cells.
He paid Bender 499 dollar and 100 cent to illegally dispose of highly toxic waste, rather than paying the mandatory bribe of 500$.
Has a strange obsession with dolomite.
Have send several delivery crews to their deaths.
Does Farnsworth actually own Planet Express? I mean it's traded ont he stock exchange and the employees control at least 49% as of "Futurestock", maybe more since.
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Very nice work indeed Xmpel, a great amalgamation of everything we learn about Farnsworth in the episodes.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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He was dungeon master when he played Dungeons & Dragons wiht his friends. His angry, crotchety grandpa discount card is expired as of 3003. You might also like to take a gander at now dead website Good News Everyone (Internet Archive version), maybe they have something we forgot.
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Grim
Professor
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Dont forget he breeds Gargoyles and Nuclear Mutants in his spare time.
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Marked4Death
Crustacean
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Wow anyone else have any more info that seems like a stockers behavoir they would like to add to this "unique" collection of information?
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Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Can't understand why some people wouldn't want a laser canon grafted onto their chest, to punish those who defy them.
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Xmpel
Liquid Emperor
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Finalized version. This will be the last chance to add or change something !
What you need to know:
The Professor is about 164 years old, it’s hard to tell since he’s been youth-a-sized and then dipped in “The Fountain of Aging”. But he was born in April 9th 2841 so he’s been alive for 164 years. He should be lying in some sort of stasis at the “Near-deathstar” but he got rescued and they didn’t bother coming for him again.
The Professors full name is Hubert J Farnsworth. His employees call him Professor and his great x30 something Uncle calls him Nephew.
Hubert owns the Planet Express Delivery Company but he also works as a Professor at Mars University where he teaches “The mathematics of quantum neutrino fields”. He of course made up the title so no student would dare take the class. Professors can’t teach.
The Professor spends most of his time inventing since he has a bureaucrat managing his delivery company.
Interesting facts:
He was born in New New York’s nerdiest slum “Hells Laboratory”. He made the first robot able to qualify for a boat loan. His arch nemesis is named Wernstrum. Wernstrum is 40 years younger. He sympathises with the opinions of the National Ray-Gun Association. He has had 4 – 5 heart surgeries. His favourite artist is Picasso. Favourite quote: Good news!
Past:
Young Hubert learned to read while he was still in diapers, at age 8. He then blossomed into a greasy teenage nerd. After 14 years of Graduate School he got a job at Moms Friendly Robot Company. He and Mom fell in love and then after some time, short or long is unknown, they broke up. We don’t know for how long he has taught at Mars University but we do know it has been for at least 99 years. In the episode “A Head in the Polls” we learn that Hubert has been a prostitute or using his own words “Sold your body? Oh Bender I’ve been down that road.” He’s supposed to have quit after spending all of his money on skin tight pants. He has sent several delivery crews to their deaths. Last one on a mission to a gigantic beehive.
While at Moms he built the first “sporty robot” by sacrificing fuel-efficiency. Wanted to put Hitler’s brain in a Great White Shark . This could have happened from anytime in his past up till the episode “a Clone of My Own”.
Psychological Evaluation:
The Professor suffers from chronic madness, a disease that is supposed to run in his family. It hasn’t affected Fry yet though. He’s a kind and gentle man who sometimes can be cruel and forgetful. He seems easy to be around and he’s not affected by the 20th century’s notion of modesty. He’s a man who does what he feels like when he feels like it. For some reason he helped Fry download a celebrities personality into a robot although he morally objects to the whole concept of Humans dating robots. Why did he do it, is he just helpful or does he even stop to think about his actions? Seems like he acts first and thinks later. A little weird since he is a scientist. Mad as he may be. Also seems to be a bit of a megalomaniac when the mood takes him. His Uncle x30 describes him with these exact words: “The Professor is a senile, amoral crackpot.”
He let a coin flip decide whether or not to try and surgically remove his own brain. In a Parallel Universe where the only difference where that coin flips turned out the opposite of what they do in ours he actually attempted this.
Medical Evaluation:
Suffers or suffered from a condition known as "Wandering Bladder". Otherwise he looks quite healthy for a 164 year old. The Professor has also cloned himself, the clone seems fine. Of what we have seen of his age reversing he didn’t have any chronic deceases or suffered from obesity. He has had 4 – 5 heart surgeries. He got horribly beaten by Horrible Gelatinous Blob, this would have killed even me but he survived just fine. We see him getting fiercely smashed into and crushing a lamp. He should be dead, is he stronger than your average 160 year old or are everyone his age that strong?
Has also suffered victim to 3 explosions (in WITHW, LTH and TFP) one of which smashed him through a 10 cm or thicker wall made of plaster and then into another wall which he took a rather nasty hit on. Amazingly he survived and all of these without a scratch or having to go to a hospital.
What he has been up to since we first met him:
- Saved the City of New New York from a big ball of garbage. - Rode on the Titanics maiden voyage. - Inventing - Helped save the Earth from destruction by appearing in an episode of “Single female lawyer” - Toured the Slurm Factory on the planet Wormulon. - Employed 25 star general WEBELO Zapp Brannigan. - Gotten registered to vote. - Fought Santa Claus. - “Activated” his clone. The clone got the name Cubert. - Discovered the lost underwater city of Atlanta. - Had sex with Corporate billionaire Mom - Went on a fantastic voyage inside his Uncles body. - Visited Mars on Mars day. - Saved the Universe from time skips. Assisted by Ethan Bubblegum Tate. - Went back in time to the year 1947 and crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico. - Lost the Company and then got it back from his Uncle Fry. - Contaminated the planet with toxic waste and then paid Bender to “Clean it up”. - Started the Bender protest group F.A.R.T or Fathers against rude Television. - Saved Earth from Global warming by moving it further from the Sun. - Gotten Youth-a-Sized: Reversed through his life. - Performed a Robot sexchange on Bender. - Created multiple parallel universes. - Got a $300 tax rebate and spent it all on Stem cells to make him look younger.
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Xmpel
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by David A: You might want to change it to "Helped save the City of New New York from a big ball of garbage." The first attempt failed, and it was Fry's idea that actually saved the city.
True. But he needs credits for coming up with the idea of having an object the same density and such. I'll write "helped save the city". Originally posted by Thoth: ach, you forgot that he's a nudist....a public nudist... He never actually said or showed this. He just said that there wasn't any primitive notions of modesty." You don't have to ba a nudist because you sometimes walk around naked. I wrote that in the bio.
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