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Just Chris

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« on: 11-13-2003 00:19 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2003 00:19 »

Pick your own.

1. Fighting Zoidberg in the clawplach (sp?) tournament
2. Being cooped up in the cell with Roberto
3. When Lrrr tried to cut off his "lower horn"
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #1 on: 11-13-2003 00:25 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
2. Being cooped up in the cell with Roberto

  big grin

1. Having to be trapped in the Infosphere forever (after setting off the bomb). Man that would suck, and I hate the song American Pie.
2. When Bender the Werecar is chasing you because you are his dearest friend and he's supposed to kill you.
3. Being TOW-missled by Santa.
Nixorbo

UberMod
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« Reply #2 on: 11-13-2003 00:39 »

1. From the time Zoidberg cuts off his arm until the end of Why Must I be a Crustacean...

2. Getting hit by lightning in Fryrish.

3. The time from just before the car crash until the moment he discovers he control's Amy's arm.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #3 on: 11-13-2003 01:01 »

1) The thousand years in a freezer tube.
2) on the probulator.
3) the entire robot-asylum incident.
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 11-13-2003 02:10 »

1. Having sex with his grandmother.

2. Falling into the sewer.  ("And the aftertaste!" )

3. Pretty much everything after he decides to break up with Amy.
FilthyCrab

Urban Legend
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« Reply #5 on: 11-13-2003 08:25 »

1. the probulator (Whooooo)
2. being a head stuck on Amy's body once he decides to break up with her
3. discovering what "trees up" does while skiing
Ozor Mox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 11-13-2003 09:44 »

1. Getting his arm cut off by Zoidberg.
2. Getting his arm reattached the wrong way by Zoidberg.
3. Getting his leg cut off by Zoidberg.
4. Getting a lead pipe through him.
5. Having worms   puke
6. Being in a nasty car accident.
7. Being made sterile by the F-Ray.

And of course, the whole bit where he got "bored" of Amy, ugh   no no
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #7 on: 11-13-2003 10:06 »

1. Stung by space bee. i mean, yeah he got it doing a noble loving thing, but damn that had to hurt.

2. arm hacked off by zoidburg

3. sitting by Leela's side during her coma. Emotional pain is still pain. And he had been told it was hopeless.
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 11-13-2003 10:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Venus:
3. sitting by Leela's side during her coma. Emotional pain is still pain. And he had been told it was hopeless.

God you're such a shipper   tongue
zoidberg74

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 11-13-2003 10:32 »

1.) getting his arm cut off by zoidberg

2.) getting the tar kicked out of him to make him cry out the liquid emperor

3.) having to shut down the Lucy Lu bot
Thoth

Bending Unit
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« Reply #10 on: 11-13-2003 10:37 »

1. Lrrr beeing after his cock
2. The arm chopping
3. Robot assylum
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 11-13-2003 10:44 »

No-one's mentioned the radiator woman from the radiator planet yet...
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #12 on: 11-13-2003 11:35 »

1) The instant that the Robot Devil say "Leela has promised me her hand" to the end of that episode.

2) Zoidberg cutting his arm off.

3) Lrrr going after his lower horn.

Love_For_Leela

Bending Unit
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« Reply #13 on: 11-13-2003 14:38 »

1: The Probulator
2: Being stuck in a wasteland with Michelle
3: Being stuck on the high gravity planet with Zapp
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #14 on: 11-13-2003 15:08 »

1: to be Fry
2: to be Fry
3: to be Fry
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 11-13-2003 17:12 »

HEy, Bobby! Fry is pure splendor! n(or 90% at least)
1) Probulator
2) Lower horn incident
3) Getting his face sucked to smithereens by Edna
kidofdarkness

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #16 on: 11-13-2003 17:32 »

1)getting burns from the radiator "woman"
2)arm chopped off by zoidberg
3)falling in the sewer
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #17 on: 11-13-2003 18:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Asylum-Fry:
 God you're such a shipper    tongue

Hello! Can we say "obvious much"?   laff
krokerjoker

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« Reply #18 on: 11-13-2003 18:21 »

1) after finding out where slurm comes from.

2) After sleeping with his Gran.

3) After eating the Signoid's "4 different kinds of things" pizza, it was 4 wasn't it? or 6?
Just Chris

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« Reply #19 on: 11-13-2003 21:58 »

I'll add one more.

When he made out with the radiator he thought was from the radiator planet.
Beamer

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« Reply #20 on: 11-13-2003 22:40 »

TOP 3 TIMES I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FRY:
Getting his hands bitten off by a dinosaur.
Going through the first minute or so of the robot asylum scene.
Every incident in Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love from getting kissed by Edna to getting "healed" by Zoidberg.

TOP 3 TIMES I WOULD WANT TO BE FRY:
The steam room in WMIBACIL.
The nude conga line in Time Keeps On Slippin'.
The hot tub scene in A Taste Of Freedom.

And before anyone accuses me of being perverted... uhhhh... I'll run away! Muhahaha!
SweetShrimp

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« Reply #21 on: 11-13-2003 22:42 »

Hmm, times that it sucks to be Fry...and I only get three?!  Geez, there are so many times to choose from...I mean, how many near-death experiences has that kid had anyway?  no no

Anywhos, back on topic...

1. The last part of Roswell that Ends Well, after he realizes he's his own grandfather ("I did do the nasty in the pasty..." )

2. Pretty much all of Insane in the Mainframe

3. The last couple minutes or so of Time Keeps on Slipping.   frown
newhook_1

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« Reply #22 on: 11-13-2003 22:53 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2003 22:53 »

The only ones that mentioned any shippy things besides me where girls, I feel like such a douche.

SweetShrimp

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« Reply #23 on: 11-13-2003 22:58 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2003 22:58 »

 
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Originally posted by newhook_1:
The only ones that mentioned any shippy things besides me where girls, I feel like such a douche.


Aw, don't feel that way, it's sweet that a guy posted something shippy   big grin
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 11-13-2003 23:01 »

yeah. and it ups your hotness level by like a point.
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 11-13-2003 23:09 »

Alright! That brings me to -1!
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #26 on: 11-14-2003 10:08 »

[LaBarbara]It's better than nothing![/LB]
ChAnCe

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #27 on: 11-14-2003 12:22 »
« Last Edit on: 11-14-2003 12:22 »

Hey look at it this way. mate.. At least your one more point away to ZERO!
Muahahahahahahah!!
Oh wait..I don't even have a hotness level.
Awww..I made myself feel sad   frown

Anyway:
1. Fry finding out his fate when Dr.Z caught him with Edna and challenged him to Claw-Paw. "If u win we will make sweet sweet love!" ARRRGG!

2. Leela going out with Chad and asking me (Fry) to take Nibbler out to poop..Man THAT really got to hurt..

3. "OUCH! MY SPEARM! hey that didn't hurt this time..." Nuff' said.
Bushmeister

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« Reply #28 on: 11-14-2003 16:50 »

1) Getting stung by a space bee
2) Having sex with his own grandmother
3) Not being able to find out how to mkae Leela love him for most of the seasons
Jesse X Barboza

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 11-14-2003 19:18 »

1. Getting shot out of a pneumatic tube into a brick wall
2. Discovering that it's not a phone booth
3. Being bit by Richard Nixon
4. Crashing the moon buggy into a crater
5. Having to sleep in Bender's apartment
6. Landing so disproportionately in front of the Robot Elders
7. Being tackled and drugged by Larry, Walt, and Igner
8. Getting beat up by the crew and Emperor Bont
9. Smelling the garbage ball for the first time
10. Somehow getting caught in a six-pack ring
11. Getting "ass blisters" on the Slide to Hell
12. Knocking heads with Leela moments before their first real kiss
13. Nearly getting washed over a waterfall
14. Almost choking to death on a bottlecap

And that's just from the 1ACVxx production line.
Ricky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #30 on: 11-14-2003 21:42 »

1. Fighting Zoidberg
2. Being stuck on Amy's shoulder when Gary wants to pick up the check
3. Slaving for Hamenthotep and Bender
Nefnar

Professor
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« Reply #31 on: 11-15-2003 00:48 »

1. Having shining orange hair.
2. Sing gay songs (I0m walking on sunshine)
3. Being useless

Top 3 reason I'd love to be fry

1. SNOOZ SNOOZ!
2. Leela
3. Year 300!
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #32 on: 11-15-2003 00:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Nefnar:
1. Having shining orange hair.

WTF? That would be awsome! I'm more worried about the massive overbite and lack of a pinky  wink .
Nefnar

Professor
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« Reply #33 on: 11-15-2003 01:02 »

Yeah, you are right, having shining orange hair would be cool.
Many people had/has orange hair:

Cubert
Hubert
Fry
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 11-16-2003 21:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Nefnar:
1. Having shining orange hair.
2. Sing gay songs (I0m walking on sunshine)
3. Being useless

Hey!His hair is awesome, he isn't useless, and I love the song Walking on Sunshine!!!  big grin   love   big grin

Top 3 reasons I'd hate to be Fry:
1) Always being turned down by Leela
2) The entire episode of WMIBACIL
3) (tie between...)Being on Amy's shoulder when that guy picks up the tab or when her realises he slept with his grandma.



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rock_girl

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« Reply #35 on: 11-17-2003 14:05 »

Knocking heads with Leela moments before their first real kiss????

Being made sterile by the F-Ray????

(Zoidy style) What? When did these happen?
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #36 on: 11-29-2003 22:34 »

In seasons 1 and 2.
 big grin
LobsterChrush

Crustacean
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« Reply #37 on: 11-29-2003 23:49 »

1.) When the Robot Devil was going to kill him in the last episode of the 1st season(Bender goes to hell)
2.)When his nose got tooken
3.)When he played the holophoner bad infornt of an audience.Ouch.
Mr. Potter

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« Reply #38 on: 12-02-2003 17:44 »

1.)When he was stupid
2.)Maybe when he was stuppid
3.)May I add, when he was stupid
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #39 on: 12-03-2003 16:51 »

Times when being Fry would suck
1. At the end of Time Keeps On Slippin'
2. At the end of Parasites Lost (although Bender in those pajama bottoms is pretty funny)
3. MICHELLE  puke

Times when being Fry would kick ass:
1. At the end of Devil's Hands :flirt :(what....?)
2. Driving around in an old VW microbus following Beck on tour (did I mention how much like Beck? A thousand times, you say?)
3. After drinking 100 cups of coffee.
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