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Trombonist

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« Reply #400 on: 07-19-2007 10:18 »

Someone once said: "All men are either creepy and gross; all women are either dumb or crazy."
well, that's not exactly how they put it, but that's the generalization given.
Casidi..betch!

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« Reply #401 on: 07-19-2007 11:47 »

Hmm...If I would have to say Fry!  He's so flippin awesome.  Or Zoidberg if he looked normal x] Ooorr Leela cos shes just kickass. 
Frisco17

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« Reply #402 on: 07-19-2007 20:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 
Yes it is! It's from Monty Python's first movie, 'And Now For Something Completely Different'

That wasn't a movie it was a compilation of sketches from the show.
jle1993

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« Reply #403 on: 07-20-2007 03:20 »

Stuff Monty Python! This is a date thread not a moron thread
Decapodian

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« Reply #404 on: 07-20-2007 05:26 »

Then why am I here?
jle1993

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« Reply #405 on: 07-20-2007 11:47 »

Because you may at some point find someone who'll date you.
Decapodian

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« Reply #406 on: 07-21-2007 05:33 »

Yeah, like that'll ever happen.
jle1993

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« Reply #407 on: 07-21-2007 07:48 »

Don't give up, someone'll say yes if you ask enough people.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #408 on: 07-21-2007 09:52 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Don't give up, someone'll say yes if you ask enough people.

Absolutely true.  I've found that the right kind of women (smart, attractive, classy) find intelligence & confidence attractive.  For the kind of woman you want to know, looks won't be the most important thing (despite what TV shows & the media portray); making her laugh & feel special will matter more.  Just be yourself (do yourself a favor & don't pretend to be something you're not; it never works out), get out there & start looking.  There's someone for everyone; you just have to find her...
Decapodian

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« Reply #409 on: 07-21-2007 22:58 »

Or I could blackmail someone. Yes that'll work.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #410 on: 07-21-2007 23:29 »

Like Bender says: "I don't like the word blackmail.  I prefer "extortion"; the "X" makes it sound cool..."
Frisco17

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« Reply #411 on: 07-23-2007 18:07 »

Indeed it does. Well said.
Mr.Zoidberg

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« Reply #412 on: 07-25-2007 19:34 »

Ummmm unlike you nerds i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND much better than a cartoon chrerecter
SonicPanther

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« Reply #413 on: 07-25-2007 21:08 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2007 21:08 »

Unlike you moron I KNOW HOW TO WRITE much better than writing like a seven year old.
Trombonist

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« Reply #414 on: 07-25-2007 21:49 »

Did you ever consider that he may be seven years old?  His "girlfriend" is the one he holds hands with on th playground.

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Don't give up, someone'll say yes if you ask enough people.

Yes, but, for me, that would mean I was dating someone very desperate.
Frisco17

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« Reply #415 on: 07-26-2007 17:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Trombonist:
Did you ever consider that he may be seven years old?  His "girlfriend" is the one he holds hands with on th playground.

BAM!
gaschief

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« Reply #416 on: 07-26-2007 19:11 »

 
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Originally posted by Mr.Zoidberg:
Ummmm unlike you nerds i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND much better than a cartoon chrerecter

The fact that you feel the need to insult everyone to tell them about this 'Girlfriend' suggests she might be inflatable or perhaps someone you spy on through your bedroom window!



Gaschief AKA Karl Marx on acid!
Trombonist

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« Reply #417 on: 07-26-2007 19:39 »

[Fry]Well, actually, she's not my girlfriend.  She just lived next door and never closed her curtains.[/Fry]
Frisco17

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« Reply #418 on: 07-27-2007 17:41 »
« Last Edit on: 07-27-2007 17:41 »

OOH! A good ol'fashion flaming. I haven't seen one of these in a while. I should sell tickets.

Oh and in response to the previous posts....BAM!
Mr.Zoidberg

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« Reply #419 on: 07-27-2007 17:50 »

7 years old? I'm 17 years old! and yes I DO have a girlfriend. here's a pic of my gf



And guys really you cant have a relationship with a cartoon cherecter what do you do make out with your tv screen?

Sine Wave

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« Reply #420 on: 07-27-2007 17:56 »

Welcome to the world of hypothetical situations. Of course you can't actually date a cartoon character, but you can see attractive qualities in what they represent.

Also, did you and your girlfriend meet at a NASCAR race perchance?
SonicPanther

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« Reply #421 on: 07-27-2007 17:58 »
« Last Edit on: 07-27-2007 17:58 »

  laff What did you Google? "Babe"? "hot girl"? "excuse"?
Mr.Zoidberg

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« Reply #422 on: 07-27-2007 18:00 »

 
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Originally posted by SonicPanther:
   laff What did you Google? "Babe"? "hot girl"? "excuse"?

it was hot girl why do u need to know?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #423 on: 07-27-2007 18:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Mr.Zoidberg:
And guys really you cant have a relationship with a cartoon cherecter what do you do make out with your tv screen?


You print off some racy fan-art, and then stare at it whilst masturbating so hard that you are in danger of rupturing your erectile tissues.

Of course, this is not what I would advise doing with your free time. You should go kidnap somebody off the street, dress them up as a cartoon character, and then rape them.

That's what most of us old-skool PEELers do at weekends.
SpaceCase

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« Reply #424 on: 07-27-2007 20:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Mr.Zoidberg:
7 years old? I'm 17 years old! and yes I DO have a girlfriend. here's a pic of my gf

[Image]
your assertion would be more credible if your "girlfriend's" picture wasn't from an Indianapolis radio station's website - WRZX 103.3 to be precise. If anyone cares, Mr. Zoidberg's "girlfriend" may be seen in her original context here towards the bottom of the page.

Try again Mr. Zoidberg?
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Originally posted by Mr.Zoidberg:
And guys really you cant have a relationship with a cartoon cherecter what do you do make out with your tv screen?
I might ask the same of you - only substituting "computer monitor" for "TV screen."
One other thing little thing that's bothered me: It's spelled "character."
I now yield the soap-box to the next malcontent...
SonicPanther

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« Reply #425 on: 07-27-2007 21:26 »

He admitted he found the picture Google  laff
Decapodian

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« Reply #426 on: 07-27-2007 22:50 »

At least we don't lie about are girlfriends. I am completely honest about my love life. Well, I would be if i actually had one...

There! Brutal Honesty!
Frisco17

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« Reply #427 on: 07-28-2007 23:30 »

Mr.Z why must you turn this forum into a house of LIES!?!

And the forum has reached a new low. Or a new if we're using deciet and poor spelling as standards.
Decapodian

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« Reply #428 on: 07-29-2007 03:31 »

You misspelt deceit.
jle1993

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« Reply #429 on: 07-29-2007 09:13 »

Come on people, can we just move away from the arguing? It is getting majorly boring and we can do better that this.
gaschief

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« Reply #430 on: 07-29-2007 20:31 »

i AGREE THE ARGUING IS PRETTY SAD, PARTICULARLY OVER PETTY SPELLING ERRORS, THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF THIS ON PEEL....
Advice for Mr Zoidberg , next time you want to pull that stunt with the fake pic of your GF, pick someone believable, rather than the object of your fantasies!!! It was a bold move though, just too bold to be believable ;-)
Frisco17

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« Reply #431 on: 07-29-2007 22:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
You misspelt deceit.

That was intentional. It was to add to the joke.
jle1993

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« Reply #432 on: 07-30-2007 12:29 »

CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE ARGUING AND DISSING PEOPLE!
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Thank you, now I have you attention, I thought I asked if we could stop all this crud. I mean come on guys, are we gonna stoop so low as to diss some crazy fool with fantasy girlfriends?

I suggest we return on topic...Oh if only we could see Jordana Brewster as Lucy Diamond and Sara Foster as Amy Bradsaw in Futurama, now that would be hot. (For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, google D.E.B.S)
Trombonist

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« Reply #433 on: 07-30-2007 18:41 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
are we gonna stoop so low as to diss some crazy fool with fantasy girlfriends?

No.  We'll go even lower!

Decapodian

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« Reply #434 on: 08-02-2007 19:07 »

Low to the max!

Wait, shouldn't that be low to the min?
jle1993

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« Reply #435 on: 08-03-2007 10:35 »

You make me sick.
Frisco17

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« Reply #436 on: 08-03-2007 16:01 »

Can you feel the love in this room?
Trombonist

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« Reply #437 on: 08-03-2007 18:32 »

I feel love, and some other emotions that deeply disturb me.

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So, uh, would anyone date a sewer mutant?
Soylent Green

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« Reply #438 on: 08-03-2007 19:20 »

Is the radiator spoken for?
HipNoJoe
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« Reply #439 on: 08-03-2007 23:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Trombonist:So, uh, would anyone date a sewer mutant?
Vyolet? Maybe... This picture of her fills me with a strange mix of feelings.


Of course technically, Leela is a sewer mutant, so definitely in her case.
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