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Holly J. Fry

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« on: 08-03-2001 18:55 »

This has probably been done before, and feel free to close it if it has.
If the Planet Express Crew really existed, who would you most like to date? I'm hoping to get an insight into the debate of intellect vs looks, along with character preferences and . . . well, OK, I admit it, I just wanna up my post count a little bit.
 wink

BTW, I choose Fry.
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #1 on: 08-03-2001 19:51 »

Mmmmmmmm Fry he's such a babe.
I'd probally choose Amy over Leela cos with Amy you are guaranteed snu snu at the end of the date.
 
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #2 on: 08-03-2001 20:06 »

Yeah and Amy has two eyes, and doesn't remind me of a lesbian, can't kick my ass and AH HELL I'll break down and say Amy.
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #3 on: 08-04-2001 01:47 »

I'm gonna go with Morgan Proctor.  No cleaning up just for her.  Not to mention she's FOIN with her hair down and her clothes off.
Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #4 on: 08-04-2001 05:46 »

As I am a girl (and am not a lesbian) I think Kif is the nicest, who cares about snu snu, he knows how to treat a girl right! Chocolatechocolate yumyumyumyumyum!
MagicToaster

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« Reply #5 on: 08-04-2001 09:12 »

My first choice are either of the girls that are with Slurms McKenzie.  They've been with Slurms for the past 40 years.  Apparently they don't age!  woo!
My second choice would be that radiator woman from the radiator planet.  She sounds pretty easy.
Third woulds be Leelas.  I likes ogling hers cans.  woooowooowoooowoooows!
Fourth would be Mom.  I don't know if its her wealth, her leathery hide, or my Oedipus complex that attracts me.
Fifth would be the Amazonians.  I'd die happy.
Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #6 on: 08-04-2001 09:23 »

What is it with people and Snu snu?
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #7 on: 08-04-2001 09:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Marcet_Kroker:
What is it with people and Snu snu?

The snoo-snoo part'll be pretty good.
Baby it'll blow your mind.

So Fry, how do you like the impulsive new me?
I like it!
Good, now lemme just, get the lights.
<High-pitchedScream>AHHHHHHH!</High-pitchedScream>
I REALLY like it!

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #8 on: 08-04-2001 09:33 »

Really.
Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #9 on: 08-04-2001 09:34 »

If Snu Snu is sooooo good why do people say you can't have snu snu until you 16.
lilmurray37

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« Reply #10 on: 08-04-2001 13:52 »

I think I would have to go with Amy.  flirt
Rachel_D

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« Reply #11 on: 08-04-2001 14:51 »

If Fry would wash himself, then sure, I'd go out with him.  And if he wasn't 12 years older than me.
Juliet

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« Reply #12 on: 08-04-2001 17:15 »

Oh that's easy, I would go out with Bender  love

When I with Bender, I want to be like him, be bad and don't give a rat ass about anything.  big grin

Kryten

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« Reply #13 on: 08-04-2001 22:17 »

I'd take Amy over Leela, too (g'uh...). It's not the eye, though, it's the lips. There's something not... right about Leela's lips.

lilmurray37

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« Reply #14 on: 08-05-2001 00:30 »

I think the eye thing is the turn off for me. I guess I'm a bit to picky to date a girl with one eye.  smile
Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #15 on: 08-05-2001 06:56 »

 
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Originally posted by lilmurray37:
I think the eye thing is the turn off for me. I guess I'm a bit to picky to date a girl with one eye.   smile
Boys and Looks, *walks off tutting and scowling*.

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iliketowankalot

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« Reply #16 on: 08-05-2001 08:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
I'd take Amy over Leela, too (g'uh...). It's not the eye, though, it's the lips. There's something not... right about Leela's lips.

I find Leela's lips sexy, they look like they are well suited for sucking things.
If Leela was as easy as Amy then I would probally pick her, who cares about the eye, if anything it makes her look sexier.

lilmurray37

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« Reply #17 on: 08-05-2001 16:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Marcet_Kroker:
Boys and Looks, *walks off tutting and scowling*.

Well only having one eye would give you terrible depth perception and that could cause some problems. Besides the fact that it's just freaky
slimmyCGEF

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« Reply #18 on: 08-05-2001 19:21 »

I would date.. ummm amy.. she has the nicest body and she's chinese, a hot one... drool  smile and leela for the brains, and then amy again for not constant whining  smile
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #19 on: 08-05-2001 19:45 »

I think I'd also go for Liubot.  I mean, she's always interested in what you like, and likes to make out at any opportunity.  What more does a guy want?
darthgy

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« Reply #20 on: 08-06-2001 10:06 »

i would date morgan proctor!!!  flirt  she really is hot stuff (i bet she has some interesting fetishes)  flirt
BenderHookah

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« Reply #21 on: 08-06-2001 16:21 »

well i'd wanna date the babe from the
news show...her laugh always cracks me up...i like that  smile

Am I preachin' to you, when you're lying stoned in the gutter?  up yours
Juliet

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« Reply #22 on: 08-07-2001 07:32 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
I think I'd also go for Liubot.  I mean, she's always interested in what you like, and likes to make out at any opportunity.  What more does a guy want?

hmmmmmm give me Sandlerbot

   love

FishyJoe

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« Reply #23 on: 08-09-2001 11:27 »

Madeline Albright.

:-*
mofo37

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« Reply #24 on: 08-09-2001 15:57 »

That Amy Wong is one hot peice of ayss, I know from experience.
<uhh, no you don't>
Uhh, no I don't but I got this friend and well they GOT IT ON!
<no they didn't>
No, no they didn't but you could imagine what THAT would be like, WHOO!
futurefreak

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« Reply #25 on: 08-12-2001 00:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Holly J. Fry:
btw I choose Fry.

Fry all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  big grin

mofo37

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« Reply #26 on: 08-12-2001 00:25 »
« Last Edit on: 08-13-2001 00:00 by edeltraut »

But he's so stupid!!!!!!!!  I mean he's cute I suppose, but doesn't his lack of an IQ even approaching room-temperature even sort of pose as a downside?  Oh God, why do chicks have to dig the retards and ignore the goddamn geniuses who are perfectly deserving of a good woman but never get one thus must spend the remainders of their summer on a Futurama web site instead of getting some snu snu!!!!!!     no no    frown    cry   puke
lilmurray37

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« Reply #27 on: 08-12-2001 02:33 »

 
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Originally posted by mofo37:
But he's so stupid!!!!!!!!  I mean he's cute I suppose.

Did you just say that fry was cute. I thought you were a guy.

iliketowankalot

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« Reply #28 on: 08-12-2001 08:43 »

Fry is cute, not as cute as Amy but still cute, if I was a woman or gay I'd have snu snu with fry in a second.
What has IQ got to do with snu snu?
A high IQ is one of the last things I look for in a chick.
lilmurray37

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« Reply #29 on: 08-12-2001 17:50 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
Fry is cute, not as cute as Amy but still cute, if I was a woman or gay I'd have snu snu with fry in a second.
No guy should ever call another guy cute. Thats just wrong. puke
BucketHat

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« Reply #30 on: 08-12-2001 21:41 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
No guy should ever call another guy cute. Thats just wrong.  puke

Well, I won't say I what I think about that myself, but...

I choose Fry.   wink
frozen fry

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« Reply #31 on: 08-12-2001 22:34 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2001 00:00 »

i would date amy or the 2 girls that are with slurms mckenzie 
mofo37

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« Reply #32 on: 08-12-2001 23:56 »

 
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Originally posted by lilmurray37:
 Did you just say that fry was cute. I thought you were a guy.

I'll just ignore that instance of complete closed-mindedness, thank you very much.  Actually, I read somewhere that most men who are severely homophobic are so because they are fighting homoerotic urges within themselves.
lilmurray37

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« Reply #33 on: 08-13-2001 00:21 »

The only way I could have "homoerotic urges" would be if I was a girl. I could never find a guy attractive. I'm only homophobic towards gays who like me. I think mofo just dosn't want to admit his "urges". big grin   up yours
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #34 on: 08-13-2001 08:44 »
« Last Edit on: 08-13-2001 08:44 »

     
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Originally posted by mofo37:
I read somewhere that most men who are severely homophobic are so because they are fighting homoerotic urges within themselves.

My friend must be gay so, cos he is always saying how he wants to burn every last gay person on the planet
FishyJoe

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« Reply #35 on: 08-13-2001 11:04 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
What has IQ got to do with snu snu?
A high IQ is one of the last things I look for in a chick.

Seriously. Mofo, if you want snu snu so much, maybe you should spend less time being a genius and more time being hot.

DZA

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« Reply #36 on: 08-13-2001 12:20 »

What about the miss universe blobish thing ? I'd like to find out what makes "her" miss universe. (and lets not forget miss paralell universe!). Theres my date!
runner up - the foxy umbriel of Atlanta..
snu-snu a cartoon... sick weirdos...
mofo37

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« Reply #37 on: 08-13-2001 15:46 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 Seriously. Mofo, if you want snu snu so much, maybe you should spend less time being a genius and more time being hot.


Dude, seriously, if I could I would.  Of course, if I were stupid I wouldn't get half the jokes on Futurama and the Simpsons.  And where would I be then?

Insert funny saying here.
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #38 on: 08-13-2001 16:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-13-2001 16:01 »

True that, believe it or not, the two shows DO go over the heads of some people.  I pity them really.
Slavon

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« Reply #39 on: 08-13-2001 16:06 »

If I have to choose a girl for all my life, she would be Leela, but if it's only for one night, Amy... You know why.
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