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KurtPikachu2001

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« on: 10-20-2003 16:05 »

Why does he want his race to destroy Earth?
Is he really bent on invading and destroying Earth?  Or is he just joking, considering Linda is always laughing at his threats?
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #1 on: 10-20-2003 17:29 »

These are the jokes, people, feel free to laugh anytime, it won't cost extra.

[Asuka]Honto-ni baka, ne?[/Asuka]
Teral

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« Reply #2 on: 10-20-2003 17:35 »

a) News monsters work in mysterious ways, who are we as puny Earthlings to question their motives? Plus if we do they'll destroy us!

b) Yes he is.

c) Linda laughs at everything, even drowning puppets. Even when there are lots of them.

leelaholic

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« Reply #3 on: 10-20-2003 17:44 »
« Last Edit on: 10-20-2003 17:44 »

"puppets"?

Elmo: AIIIIIEEEE!!!! I'M DROWNING!!!
Juutje2111

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« Reply #4 on: 10-20-2003 18:33 »

Morbo is funny and I think he's serious. I believe he extually says in ... days his people will destroy earth in one episode, but that could be my imagination.
I think he's great, I love Morbo, he's funny.
J.P. Diddy Wow

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« Reply #5 on: 10-20-2003 19:51 »

Hehee drowning puppets.
1 of the gang

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« Reply #6 on: 10-20-2003 21:11 »

 
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Originally posted by leelaholic:
"puppets"?

Elmo: AIIIIIEEEE!!!! I'M DROWNING!!!

  laff   laff   laff 



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ChAnCe

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #7 on: 10-20-2003 21:45 »

"Puppets gives Morbo gas"

I just think its really funny though..
He is like waaay so serious about it and everybody just laughs at him...

Hey Juutje2111, did ya find out how many days it was? Cause i don't belive i came across him saying that though..
LaVaLaDy

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« Reply #8 on: 10-21-2003 00:17 »

I have a feeling whene he DOSE destroy the earth, Linda will be first.
*morbo shoots linda*
"HA! no one laughs at me!"
*morbo eats Linda*
"oh, Linda gives me gas"
ChAnCe

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« Reply #9 on: 10-21-2003 08:55 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2003 08:55 »

She would most likely laugh even harder..
Even right up to the point of doggie.. i mean reporter-death..
"Morbo will now kill you, pathetic human female!"
"Ha ha ha!" ZAP! "Ha.." *SPLAT*
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #10 on: 10-21-2003 09:50 »

My favorite Morbo line is: "Kittens give Morbo gas!"
krokerjoker

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« Reply #11 on: 10-21-2003 10:19 »

"pathetic humans, preapre to write down the recipe!!!"
boingo2000

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« Reply #12 on: 10-21-2003 13:09 »

Morbo: "Morbo forgot how to say the letter that look like a little man with a hat."
Linda: "That's a 'T'.  It goes 'tuh'."
Morbo: "Hello, little man.  I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
J.P. Diddy Wow

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« Reply #13 on: 10-21-2003 15:58 »

"Hey Morbo hows the family?"

"Belligerant and numerous."
Juutje2111

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« Reply #14 on: 10-21-2003 17:03 »

@Chance: I don't know! It's not season 1 or 2, cause I watched those a week ago, so if it's real it has to be in season 3 or 4. (ACV)
When I watch season 3 and 4 again, I'll stay alert and notice everyone how long it is.
Rage Dump

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« Reply #15 on: 10-21-2003 17:53 »

While we're on Morbo quotes :
"Our next guest has been teaching people to cook for over 30 years,but apparently my wife hasn't been listening. I WILL DESTROY HER!"

"Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!
Frymeister

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« Reply #16 on: 10-22-2003 00:09 »

"May death come quickly to his enemies."
Lionel Hutz Esq

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« Reply #17 on: 10-22-2003 03:47 »

 "So, humans have easliy injured knees.  My race will find this information very useful indeed. <<laughs hysterically>>"

I don't know why, but that always breaks me up.

And I figure that the whole "I will destroy you" thing is just a shtick.  He's probably a pussy cat in real life.

What makes a good man go neutral?  Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?[/b]
ChAnCe

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« Reply #18 on: 10-22-2003 04:12 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2003 04:12 »

Well he did sang at the Karaoke Night..
"Oh would'nt u take me to00 FUUUNKYY TOWN!"
(If thats the correct verse)
Lionel is probably correct.. Someone who can sing that horrible can't possibly be all that bad.   smile
Maybe the <2 News just used his "evilness" as a gimmick to boost ratings...
Mouse On Venus

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« Reply #19 on: 10-22-2003 12:46 »

Morbo got his wallet stolen by a TV camera for god's sake, he's clearly not that tough.  wink
J.P. Diddy Wow

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« Reply #20 on: 10-22-2003 21:22 »

whens that?
ChAnCe

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #21 on: 10-22-2003 21:56 »

In "Mother's Day" where the robots all went crazy.
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #22 on: 10-23-2003 10:46 »

Morbo could take you, believe me.  He's a real bad-ass.

He's probably a mutant like Leela and there really aren't any more of him to help conquer Earth - that's why no attack.
Teral

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« Reply #23 on: 10-23-2003 11:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Lionel Hutz Esq:
 "So, humans have easliy injured knees.  My race will find this information very useful indeed. <<laughs hysterically>>"

I don't know why, but that always breaks me up.

And I figure that the whole "I will destroy you" thing is just a shtick.  He's probably a pussy cat in real life.

"So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids, and they couldn't believe it. They were delicious! But I digress. Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!"

Morbo certainly have a softer side we don't see on the Squareroot 2 News. In "300 Big Boys" he threaten to destroy his wife, but you don't get the impression he means it.
David A

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« Reply #24 on: 10-23-2003 11:10 »

"The challenger's food has shown us that even hideously ugly things can be sweet on the inside."
canned eggs

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« Reply #25 on: 10-23-2003 13:28 »

I think Morbo provides the perfect foil to the inane airhead news anchor, as typefied by Linda.  She's always laughing unconvincingly as he says something insanely disturbing about destroying humanity, and then, of course, he mercilessly kills off her stupid attempts at banter.  "Windmills do not work that way!  Goodnight!"
winna

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« Reply #26 on: 10-23-2003 18:17 »

That's a good point... Very much like real news crews.....
nagrub

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« Reply #27 on: 10-31-2003 12:56 »

i hope morbo is serious, can you imadgine how embarrasing it would be for him if he was bluffing. live tv and all. he's got expecations now. lol
krokerjoker

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #28 on: 10-31-2003 16:34 »

what the name of the woman who co-anchors with Morbo?
nagrub

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 10-31-2003 18:09 »

linda... it says all over this post.. erm
krokerjoker

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #30 on: 10-31-2003 18:18 »

good to see you paid attention...want a gift for it?
I Seen It First

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« Reply #31 on: 10-31-2003 19:03 »

I would like a gift if I were him.
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #32 on: 10-31-2003 20:15 »

You people took all the good Morbo quotes! Curses!
nagrub

Bending Unit
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« Reply #33 on: 11-01-2003 09:07 »

actually... a little gift would'nt do any harm. perhaps a pile of cash, a medal... or maybe a solid gold statue of me? waddya say?
davierocks

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« Reply #34 on: 11-01-2003 16:58 »

I think he is totally serious and Linda only laughs at him cos she isn't really listening to him, i thought that was meant to be the joke...
ChAnCe

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« Reply #35 on: 11-02-2003 00:59 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2003 00:59 »

Or that is she is a total moron...   smile
SubPar_Penguin

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« Reply #36 on: 11-02-2003 15:22 »

if you saw delicious candy in the hands of a child, would you seize and consume it?
J.P. Diddy Wow

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« Reply #37 on: 11-02-2003 16:03 »

well... uhh... at any rate I certainly wouldn't harm the child.
Lionel Hutz Esq

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« Reply #38 on: 11-03-2003 02:55 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by davierocks:
I think he is totally serious and Linda only laughs at him cos she isn't really listening to him, i thought that was meant to be the joke...

I think that is part of the joke too.  Whether or not Morbo is serious, Linda is oblivious to it.  He could be eating puppies, and she would just blather on mindlessly...., wait, that reminds me of a lot of my posts...,   tongue

What makes a good man go neutral?  Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?[/b]
krokerjoker

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« Reply #39 on: 11-03-2003 16:40 »

*hands over cash*
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