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Chump

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« on: 07-18-2001 13:39 »

I'd like other people's ideas as to what are some of the funniest, most sexist, and all around stupidest lines ever said by our pal Branigan. I'll start off with:

"Where is this place?"
"I 'unno, this whole sector is uncharted!"
"Its not uncharted! You lost the chart!"

Now 15% less threatening to your sexuality!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #1 on: 07-18-2001 14:50 »

Zapp: The key to victory is a well-made bed. So I want you to practice making your beds until you can do it in your sleep!

Fry: You mean, while we're sleeping in them?

Zapp: You won't have time to sleep, soldier, not with all the bed-making you'll be doing.

notanonymoose

Poppler
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« Reply #2 on: 07-18-2001 21:50 »

My favorite:
"I'd be on you like a fly on a very sexy pile of manure."


 
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Originally posted by Chump:
I'd like other people's ideas as to what are some of the funniest, most sexist, and all around stupidest lines ever said by our pal Branigan. I'll start off with:

"Where is this place?"
"I 'unno, this whole sector is uncharted!"
"Its not uncharted! You lost the chart!"


Nixon+Morbo~???

Starship Captain
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« Reply #3 on: 07-18-2001 22:29 »

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.  Checkmate.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #4 on: 07-18-2001 22:37 »

Now, like all my plans, this one's so simple an idiot could've devised it!
Wolverine

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #5 on: 09-16-2003 21:31 »

"Wingus, Dingus"
  - My Problem With Popplers
Slurm Guy

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 09-16-2003 22:20 »

Zap: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What is it Kip?

Kip: (sighs) sexlexia
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #7 on: 09-16-2003 22:33 »

Thanks, Wolverine. I haven't closed a thread in a while. And then you went and bumped a two-year-old Zapp thread when there was already a perfectly good one right there on the first page. You just made my day."
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