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RandomEngy

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« Reply #40 on: 05-20-2002 20:02 »
« Last Edit on: 05-20-2002 20:02 »

Heh, Chump, on my computer the line cut came right after "challenge to" so that at first it looked like Mom was yelling "LOOK AT MY BUTT!"

I suppose this is mandatory...

*does the TOTP dance*
Archie2K

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« Reply #41 on: 05-21-2002 12:43 »

Yeah me too. That would've been much funnier.
Zed 85

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« Reply #42 on: 05-21-2002 15:36 »

You kidding? Mom waving her butt around the window, that would be foul!  puke

 tongue
Teral

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« Reply #43 on: 05-21-2002 17:02 »

Thanks a lot everybody. Now I have flash backs from "Mothers Day". The thought of the professor caressing that leathery hide make the tapioca rise in my gullet.

Nah, I'm just kidding. You're wonderful people.  laff
Heliotrope

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« Reply #44 on: 05-21-2002 18:34 »

Being a huge Fry fan, i've got quite a few of his stupid quotes:

From Love and the Rocket :
" Wow! Letters like U and R can make words like you and are!"

From The honking:
" Words, nothing but sweet sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears"

" I used to have a friend who liked to smell things with me too"

From The cryonic woman:
" Yeah but in the year 3000 i had it all! Several friends, a low paying job, a bed in a robots closet! I envied no man!"

From The cyber house rules:
"But your better than normal, your ab-normal!"

I'll think of more later.
Venus

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« Reply #45 on: 05-21-2002 18:38 »

"But your better than normal, your ab-normal!"
Thats not a stupid quote it makes perfect sense and is true! ab-normal is more fun, normal is boring. I still can't figure out why Leela looked so offended by that remark it was a complement! And a damned good one at that.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #46 on: 05-21-2002 23:09 »
« Last Edit on: 05-21-2002 23:09 »

::Note to self - don't go to Venus for pick-up lines, either::

Also,

U' DIFFERENTIATIN' BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE": HORRIBLE
Venus

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« Reply #47 on: 05-22-2002 10:48 »

Im an 18 year old girl. i have boobs, why would i need pickup lines?
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #48 on: 05-22-2002 12:36 »

^ Damned good point.
Shadowstar

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« Reply #49 on: 05-22-2002 16:18 »

^ Damned good point to make a damned good point
static

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« Reply #50 on: 05-22-2002 17:31 »

just daaamn
Teral

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« Reply #51 on: 05-22-2002 18:49 »

Damn! did we just set a record in the use of the word "damn" in consecutive posts

Back OT:

Lui-bot: "You."
Fry: "You."
Lui-bot: "You."
Fry: "You."
Lui-bot: "You."
Fry: "You."

Kryten

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« Reply #52 on: 05-22-2002 19:42 »

"Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's romance for you."
Apogee

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« Reply #53 on: 05-22-2002 21:00 »
« Last Edit on: 05-22-2002 21:00 »

   
Quote
... I envied no man

well thats not so dumb at all, I think.

:My three Suns: (most fav: bender in the bot-wash)

the row of emporers...
LEELA: "... and quess who's next!"
FRY:   "Well, at least my assassin will get whats coming to him"

[ok not so dumb either]
but: the real dumb scenes are fry-mute.

Roswell That Ends Well:
PROF: "... Isn't it obvious?"
FRY:  [headshaking]
PROF: "U R"
FRY:  "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[ok thats my alltime favourite]

    laff

"You know Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first."
David A

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« Reply #54 on: 05-24-2002 05:50 »

Fry: "Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century.  We gave the world the light bulb, the steamboat, and the cotton gin."

Leela: "Those things are all from the 19th century."

Fry: "Yeah, well, they probably just copied us."
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #55 on: 05-24-2002 06:26 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Venus:
Im an 18 year old girl. i have boobs, why would i need pickup lines?

What an incredible coincidence! I'm a brand-new tight wool sweater! [a-Ha]Put on me (put on me!)...Put me on (put me on!)...[/a-Ha]

...and then VelourFog says "ugh."  big grin
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #56 on: 05-24-2002 06:31 »

(Back to topic before he gets his nutzillas torn off)

Fry: "Look, Leela, even if you heard one talk that doesn't mean it's intelligent. I mean, parrots talk, and we eat them, right?"
Bender: "Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry."
Fry: "Like fry! Like fry!"
--The Problem With Popplers
David A

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« Reply #57 on: 05-24-2002 07:17 »

"Although, I could get five hundred lizards for the same price.  Girls like swarms of lizards, right?"
Teral

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« Reply #58 on: 05-24-2002 13:00 »

"Oh God, you saved my life! I'm gonna get you sooo many lizards."
Venus

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« Reply #59 on: 05-24-2002 16:25 »

:: finds brand new wool sweater and puts it on ::
oooh trendy.
David A

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« Reply #60 on: 05-26-2002 06:54 »

"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, the kind with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #61 on: 05-26-2002 17:10 »

From When Aliens Attack :

Cool, I 'm gonna be a sci-fi hero,just like Uhura, or captain Janeway, or Xena
haleys_comet

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« Reply #62 on: 05-26-2002 20:24 »

The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

Fry: Bender, if this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #63 on: 05-31-2002 23:33 »

Fry: You take that back!  She does NOT look good for a truck-stop chick!
Teral

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« Reply #64 on: 06-01-2002 10:12 »

Fry: "And we can tie these caterpillars together to make bowstrings for bows and arrows."
Nixorbo

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« Reply #65 on: 06-01-2002 13:38 »

Leela: Wait, if your engines work . . .
Takai: And your life support works . . .
Fry: Stop, you're just going around in circles!  Think Fry, think!  Everyone's counting on you!
McGrady

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« Reply #66 on: 06-01-2002 15:22 »

Leela: What was that!?
Fry: Maybe we hit a space cow?
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #67 on: 06-01-2002 15:40 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2002 15:40 »

Fry, trying to comfort his grandmother in Roswell that ends well:

Fry:Aww. There there.  If it makes you feel any better, his body
was vaporised, so there 's no change of him coming back as a zombie.
Fry's grandmother:I'm not worried about that.
F:Then you 're a braver woman than I.
F's GM:You remind me of Enis.  Would you mind walking me home?
F:Ehh, how far is it?
Teral

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« Reply #68 on: 06-01-2002 16:01 »

Leela: "I...have to tell....most..important.....s omething."
Fry: "Wow, wow, slow down, You're going a mile a minute."

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
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