Stupid is as stupid does

[Reply #40 on:]

Heh, Chump, on my computer the line cut came right after "challenge to" so that at first it looked like Mom was yelling "LOOK AT MY BUTT!"

I suppose this is mandatory...

*does the TOTP dance*

[Reply #41 on:]

Yeah me too. That would've been much funnier.

[Reply #42 on:]

You kidding? Mom waving her butt around the window, that would be foul! 

 

[Reply #43 on:]

Thanks a lot everybody. Now I have flash backs from "Mothers Day". The thought of the professor caressing that leathery hide make the tapioca rise in my gullet.

Nah, I'm just kidding. You're wonderful people. 

[Reply #44 on:]

Being a huge Fry fan, i've got quite a few of his stupid quotes:

From Love and the Rocket :
" Wow! Letters like U and R can make words like you and are!"

From The honking:
" Words, nothing but sweet sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears"

" I used to have a friend who liked to smell things with me too"

From The cryonic woman:
" Yeah but in the year 3000 i had it all! Several friends, a low paying job, a bed in a robots closet! I envied no man!"

From The cyber house rules:
"But your better than normal, your ab-normal!"

I'll think of more later.

[Reply #45 on:]

"But your better than normal, your ab-normal!"
Thats not a stupid quote it makes perfect sense and is true! ab-normal is more fun, normal is boring. I still can't figure out why Leela looked so offended by that remark it was a complement! And a damned good one at that.

[Reply #46 on:]

::Note to self - don't go to Venus for pick-up lines, either::

Also,

U' DIFFERENTIATIN' BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE": HORRIBLE

[Reply #47 on:]

Im an 18 year old girl. i have boobs, why would i need pickup lines?

[Reply #48 on:]

^ Damned good point.

[Reply #49 on:]

^ Damned good point to make a damned good point

[Reply #50 on:]

just daaamn

[Reply #51 on:]

Damn! did we just set a record in the use of the word "damn" in consecutive posts

Back OT:

Lui-bot: "You."
Fry: "You."
Lui-bot: "You."
Fry: "You."
Lui-bot: "You."
Fry: "You."

[Reply #52 on:]

"Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's romance for you."

[Reply #53 on:]

   

... I envied no man

well thats not so dumb at all, I think.

:My three Suns: (most fav: bender in the bot-wash)

the row of emporers...
LEELA: "... and quess who's next!"
FRY:   "Well, at least my assassin will get whats coming to him"

[ok not so dumb either]
but: the real dumb scenes are fry-mute.

Roswell That Ends Well:
PROF: "... Isn't it obvious?"
FRY:  [headshaking]
PROF: "U R"
FRY:  "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[ok thats my alltime favourite]

   

[Reply #54 on:]

Fry: "Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century.  We gave the world the light bulb, the steamboat, and the cotton gin."

Leela: "Those things are all from the 19th century."

Fry: "Yeah, well, they probably just copied us."

[Reply #55 on:]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
Im an 18 year old girl. i have boobs, why would i need pickup lines?

What an incredible coincidence! I'm a brand-new tight wool sweater! [a-Ha]Put on me (put on me!)...Put me on (put me on!)...[/a-Ha]

...and then VelourFog says "ugh." 

[Reply #56 on:]

(Back to topic before he gets his nutzillas torn off)

Fry: "Look, Leela, even if you heard one talk that doesn't mean it's intelligent. I mean, parrots talk, and we eat them, right?"
Bender: "Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry."
Fry: "Like fry! Like fry!"
--The Problem With Popplers

[Reply #57 on:]

"Although, I could get five hundred lizards for the same price.  Girls like swarms of lizards, right?"

[Reply #58 on:]

"Oh God, you saved my life! I'm gonna get you sooo many lizards."

[Reply #59 on:]

:: finds brand new wool sweater and puts it on ::
oooh trendy.

[Reply #60 on:]

"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, the kind with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"

[Reply #61 on:]

From When Aliens Attack :

Cool, I 'm gonna be a sci-fi hero,just like Uhura, or captain Janeway, or Xena

[Reply #62 on:]

The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

Fry: Bender, if this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney.

[Reply #63 on:]

Fry: You take that back!  She does NOT look good for a truck-stop chick!

[Reply #64 on:]

Fry: "And we can tie these caterpillars together to make bowstrings for bows and arrows."

[Reply #65 on:]

Leela: Wait, if your engines work . . .
Takai: And your life support works . . .
Fry: Stop, you're just going around in circles!  Think Fry, think!  Everyone's counting on you!

[Reply #66 on:]

Leela: What was that!?
Fry: Maybe we hit a space cow?

[Reply #67 on:]

Fry, trying to comfort his grandmother in Roswell that ends well:

Fry:Aww. There there.  If it makes you feel any better, his body
was vaporised, so there 's no change of him coming back as a zombie.
Fry's grandmother:I'm not worried about that.
F:Then you 're a braver woman than I.
F's GM:You remind me of Enis.  Would you mind walking me home?
F:Ehh, how far is it?

[Reply #68 on:]

Leela: "I...have to tell....most..important.....s omething."
Fry: "Wow, wow, slow down, You're going a mile a minute."