Stupid is as stupid does

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I think we need a new "What's the most . . ." type-thread, so here goes.

What are Fry's stupidest lines?  Not necessarily funniest, but just plain ol' dumb?

I'll start it off with the line that had Fry-Leela shippers (still not sure why they're called shippers, but hey, when in Rome . . . ) in tears and Leela-lusters shaking their heads:

I've got a baggie of massage oil and I'll give you my super back-rub, like I used to give Amy when we were going out, and, oh.

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"This is gonna be great! We're gonna be like 'pow pow pow', and they're gonna be like 'ahhhh!' and then later we'll eat pancakes to celebrate and we'll be like '[eating noises]'."

Precisely.

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Hey, look, Bender! It's that guy you are!

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my favorite:

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus - all year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv....but then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns!  And also, he got a racecar!"

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That was indeed a thought provoking line:
"Hey, Jumbo, how would you like it if Leela said YOU were sexy and she wanted to make love with YOU?"
Pure genius.

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Yeah. I mean....can anyone think of a better line?   


 

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It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read!

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lol 
 

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War is the H-word:
"Right, I've got to bash down that gate, beat up those 3 guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender.....
Hey! Alright! I did it. Wait, that's not me."

"Fry! Don't you recognise me?"
"Hermes?"

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I can't decide between:

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid:
"Don't listen to them Leela! People said I was dumb, but I prove them!"

OR

A Bicyclops Built for Two:
"I won! I won! (Mindless Guaffing)"

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"Jamaican? I thought he was some kinda outer-space potato man!"

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I can't think of a specific word or phrase. But it cracks me up whenever I see Fry throw the net over Leela instead of the four legged mimic.

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Originally posted by Apathy Party:
War is the H-word:
"Right, I've got to bash down that gate, beat up those 3 guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender.....
Hey! Alright! I did it. Wait, that's not me."

"Fry! Doing you recognise me?"
"Hermes?"

thats my favorite fry quote!! 

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Day the Earth turned stupid:

"Looks like this planet is next."
"That's Earth!"
(blank stare)
"The planet we live on?"
"I'd sure hate to be those guys."

That's a bit TOO stupid to be realistic, though.

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Fry, one of these men is going to be President of Earth!
What do we care?  We live in the United States.
Fry, the United States is part of the Earth.
Wow, I have been gone for a while!

and

Yep, we call 'em "land sea lions."

You guess the eps

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"maybe he likes it here in hell"

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No way!  I'm not letting my best friend get recycled!  Not for 5 cents, not for 500 cents!

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Leela: Do you even know what "invertabrate" means?

Fry: That's not the word I'm interested in.

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i like the quote someone mentioned in the general discussion forum...

"its like sex, except i'm having it" 

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
i like the quote someone mentioned in the general discussion forum...

"its like sex, except i'm having it"   

except it isn't stupid, it's true...

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Nowhere close to being exact, but I like this whole dialogue.

Fry: I've always wondered what it would be like if Bender were 50 feet tall.

Leela: We alread saw that one.

Fry: I know. It was good. I want to see it again.

Farnsworth: That's stupid. Ask something less stupid.

Fry: What if I never fell into the freezer thingy and didn't come to the future doodle?

Farnsworth: That question is less stupid...although you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

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I'm philip j frye, that should be my grave

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Prof:  Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose

Fry:  I wish, it's a nickle.

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"But Bender need brain, for smart-making!"

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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
 except it isn't stupid, it's true...

haha

fry: im working at my job, theres amy...i spend a few hours at the candy machine, theres amy...i wake up the morning after sleeping with amy, theres amy...   

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Haven't seen this ep in ages, but here goes:

You know how chocalate's good, but then you have too much chocolate and it wants to hang out with you?
You mean you don't like chocolate?
Look, would chocolate just be quiet for a minute?

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I was reading through this thread, and this seemed very appropriate...

Fry: Well, I killed my grandfather.
Farnsworth: Whaa!
Leela: Wait, if you killed your grandfather, why do you still exist?
Fry: I don't know. Maybe God loves me.
Bender: [starts laughing]

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::Runs away from the ancient egyptian mummy thread::

Dude, this thread has been dead since before I became a mod!

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Fry: Leela, you've got to get me out of here. It's horrible. Eating scrabs, letting my waste drop wherever it falls, like an animal at the zoo.
Leela: Animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner?! Now why didn't I think of that?

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Woah... back before Nix finished the equation!

Fry: Like a balloon... and something bad happens!

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"You might as well put that checkbook away, because I've discovered something even more important. My friends. And they aren't worth even a penny to me!"
--Fry bounces one off the rim in A Fishful Of Dollars

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"Alright bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits, but you just met your equal."

- Xmas Story

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"Nemoy, i came as soon as i heard what happened centuries ago"
 

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Fry: Fine.  I've got a toast.  To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt.

 - Birdbot of Ice-catraz

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A couple from one episode.

Not a line here but just when he's putting up the "_ days since last accident" and manages to nail his hand to the board without realising it. 

And "I'm gonna dance until I fall over! Weeee-oof!"

-Yep, from A Pharoah To Remember

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Fry: "Where?"
Leela: "Right in front of you."
Fry: "Oh. Oohhh!"
Kif: "We'll camp near the top."
Fry: "Where?"

 - Where The Buggalo Roam

That was both stupid and not funny.

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Alright, its time for this bird to walk!

Theres nothing wrong with anything.

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Fry: And remember when Mayor Giuliani clamped down on jay-walking?
Leela: No.
Fry(aloud): Well Rudy, how do you like this action?

*strolls across deserted street, is then run over by a giant lizard*

Luck of the Fryish
 

Before he parachutes out of helicopter. Something along the lines of
Fry: Okay Fry, your friend's live is a stake, it's time to prove your not scared.........can you push me?
Leela(Calling away): I already did!
Fry(Calling back): Thank you!

*pulls parachute string, slams into ground, parachute deploys. Fry looks up, several balls start attacking him but he fends them off and starts riding (bouncing?) one towards the balls HQ*
Fry(serious): At last, war has made me a man. ......WEEEEEEEEE!

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I also like from LotF:
(Knocks a phone off the hook)
Fry: (Sarcastic) Uh, Ooops!
Bender: New York is so burned.

Fry: I believe I speak for the whole board when I issue this challenge to Mom: LOOK AT MY BUTT! WOOOOOOOOO!

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Bender Maybe he just learned to talk as a trick like fry
Fry Like Fry, like Fry