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The Big Z

Crustacean
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« on: 09-13-2003 20:22 »

What are your favorite moments with The Zapper.

Mine are:
"Love Labor's Lost in Space", when he tries to seduce Leela in his bedroom/the love-nasium.

"Brannigan, Begin Again", the two courtroom scenes. The one where he loses his job and the other where he get's his job back.

"Kif Gets Knocked Up a Knotch", when Kif is talking to Amy on his video-phone, Zapp is in in the background drying himself off.

And my pesonal favorite is in "Amazon Women in the Mood", where he sings "Leela."   
SuperFry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #1 on: 09-13-2003 20:38 »

I don't like Zapp that much he bores me everytime trying to won Leela's heart, except the one time they had "it" what episode was that in.
The Big Z

Crustacean
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« Reply #2 on: 09-13-2003 22:35 »

It was "Love Labor's Lost In Space". Don't dis Zapp. He is one of the funniest characters on the show.
SuperFry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #3 on: 09-13-2003 22:52 »

OK you gotta admit Zapp is a cool guy
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 09-13-2003 23:08 »

I loved when he tried to sing the song about Leela
in "Amazon Women In The Mood", and in "Kiff Gets Knocked Up A Knotch" when he was watching cartoons.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #5 on: 09-14-2003 06:09 »

I love it when he lets Bender and Fry sit around drinking beer in underpants until they're loyal enough. And then when Kif asks for a beer, Zapp says he's loyal enough already  laff

MrBurns

Bending Unit
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« Reply #6 on: 09-14-2003 07:51 »

"It was almost the perfect crime but you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors...  but paper covers rock... and scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and bring me a rock!"

 laff

There There
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #7 on: 09-14-2003 08:06 »

i just hate Zapp, i really dont like him
MrBurns

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 09-14-2003 10:09 »

Oh I almost forgot that briefing scene in War Is The H-Word...  big grin
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 09-15-2003 00:42 »

"The key to victory is the element of surprise... SURPRISE!"

Oh man I was laughing so hard after that...
Donbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #10 on: 09-15-2003 01:56 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2003 01:56 »

The best moment is, of course, when his butt shows under his uniform when climbing up the stairs in "Love Laborer's Lost in Space."   That was genius.    laff   laff   laff

Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 09-15-2003 03:22 »

A two way tie for me between his wonderful rendition of the Kinks "Lola" in Amazon Women and any neutral line of his in Branigan Begin Again.  You just can't go wrong with neutral humor.

What makes a good man go neutral?  Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?[/b]
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 09-15-2003 03:27 »

I should have seen the neutral line coming...
planetcutie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #13 on: 09-15-2003 08:45 »

"War Is The H-Word" is a tour-de-force of Zapp's stupidity and incompetence

"Men, you're lucky men.  Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet.  Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet.  They will be the luckiest of all."

"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
MrBurns

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 09-15-2003 08:53 »

-It's a desolate, ugly little planet with absolutely no natural resources or strategic value. Questions?

-Why is this god forsaken planet worth dying for?

-Don't ask me, you're the one who's going to be dying!

 big grin

Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #15 on: 09-15-2003 09:04 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2003 09:04 »

"Comets, the icebergs of the sky! If we jacknife from one to the another at greatneck-speed we might just get some sort of gravityboost, or something!"

Not my favourite but it hasn't been mentioned.
MrBurns

Bending Unit
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« Reply #16 on: 09-15-2003 17:39 »

"We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, hole-ish thing."

Great great...  big grin
Mylx

Crustacean
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« Reply #17 on: 09-15-2003 18:51 »

Heh heh, Zapp has some great lines all right.

"That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air."

"Why'd you open your bong-hole, you smelly hippie?"

"Baby, wait! You didn't show me your 'surprise'!"
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #18 on: 09-15-2003 19:16 »

"I am the man with no name...Zapp Brannigan!"
SHLEY

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #19 on: 09-16-2003 00:01 »

aaaaahh, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 09-16-2003 03:36 »

"You smoked some bad granola!"
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #21 on: 09-16-2003 22:30 »

"These would go great with gwack-a-mole."
Mylx

Crustacean
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« Reply #22 on: 09-17-2003 14:15 »

As long as we're apparently on a "Problem with Popplers" vibe:

"During the negotiation they thought Kif was the statesman and I was a jabbering mental patient!"
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #23 on: 09-17-2003 16:41 »
« Last Edit on: 09-17-2003 16:41 »

"We'll need an army of super-virile men scoring round the clock. I'll do my part. Kif, clear my schedule."
(Kif takes out an etch-a-sketch and shakes it)

Kif shaking the etch-a-sketch had my crying with laughter.

But Zapps finest moments are in "Amazon Women In The Mood" and "Love's Labours Lost in Space."

The song "Leela" is a classic for all eternity (and extra cool-points for the Shatner-bashing/reference), as are the scene in LLLiS when Zapp and Kif speak int he observation lounge.

Zapp: "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif: "The boy sir?"
Zapp: "You! You lay out my formal shorts."

"I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men!?"
"You suck!"

And the two alltime greatest Zapp-lines:

"You know you wont get half-way to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy. Bam!"

"You win again, gravity!!"
Jamesbondcja

Professor
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« Reply #24 on: 09-17-2003 16:45 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SuperFry:
I don't like Zapp that much he bores me everytime trying to won Leela's heart, except the one time they had "it" what episode was that in.

soon...

 
Quote
Originally posted by SuperFry:
OK you gotta admit Zapp is a cool guy

Wow you are the easyest swayed person ever!

Anywho I loved everything people stated so far and also
"Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty much on the ball"
&
"I will be ready to score you on the re-bounnn-D." The way he adds the extra bits is awesome!


I'm A firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class.

Especially since I rule.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 09-19-2003 14:15 »

"I am chief of the Martians."
"Take me to your leader."
...
"Moving along."

I just love how every time that Leela and Zapp meet in space he arrests her.

"The key to victory is the element of surprise...Surprise!"

"Tell me Lemon do you like to read?  I just got a great book on tape.  It's about life in anchient greece and-"
*alarm rings*
"Sir the alarm!"
"Shh, don't talk.  Just go."

"Oh, God your killing me.  Oh, God you're killing me!"

Actually everything he said in Amazon women was hilarious.

I could keep going.  The Zapper is the man!
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #26 on: 09-19-2003 16:26 »

"Brannigan Begin Again" baby. Neutral comedy gold!

But Brannigan rules in all the episodes where he is centred. Rules every episode featuring him except "300 big boys" and "Kif gets knocked up a notch"

What makes a man go neutral, lust for gold, power? Or where you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Melly

Crustacean
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« Reply #27 on: 09-19-2003 20:48 »

I can't remember the exact quote, but the one where he has to ask Kiff about his very sex disorder.

Also, all the parts in "War is the H-Word", especially when he is parading aond naked in the showers.
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 09-19-2003 23:26 »

Stop!  The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate!
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #29 on: 09-20-2003 13:12 »

"Come back when it's a catastrophe"

"Uh-huh uh-huh thats what ever you were talking about for ya...."  big grin

And his book of pick up lines from AWITM
"Say as many as you can as fast as you can, don't stop for any reason...."  laff
MonkeyLord

Crustacean
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« Reply #30 on: 09-20-2003 23:12 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by MrBurns:
"We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, hole-ish thing."

I haven't seen many episodes, but I am a fan.
I think that is the best Zapp Brannigan quote.

Frymeister

Bending Unit
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« Reply #31 on: 09-21-2003 15:36 »

What makes a man go neutral?  A lust for gold, power, or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Wolverine

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #32 on: 09-21-2003 22:26 »
« Last Edit on: 09-21-2003 22:26 »

ok. talk about coincidence...last input from frymeister..that quote...i read it just as i played that exact episode and just as zap said that exact line (bought the dvd weeee, commentaries rock)

But my favourite is when Zapp really thinks that Bender & Fry are   Wingus & Dingus. In the popplers episode
CTV

Bending Unit
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« Reply #33 on: 09-22-2003 06:26 »

'What are you, gay?' gets me laughing every time   big grin   big grin   laff   laff .
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 09-22-2003 18:08 »

Love's Labours Lost in Space:
"Killbots have their own built in kill limit. Realising this, I sent wave after wave of my own men to their doom until they all shut down."

When Aliens Attack:
Zapp:"Like all great plans, this is so simple an idiot could have devised it! The ships will line up and move in single file towards the alien death rays, clogging them with our wreckage."
Fry: "Wouldn't it be best to let the robots go first and..."
*Bender strangles Fry, but then his patriotism circuit kicks in*
Bender: "Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission!"
Zapp: "You're a brave robot, but when I'm in command, every mission's a suicide mission"
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #35 on: 09-24-2003 21:31 »

My favorite Zapp moment comes in quote form from Love's Labours Lost In Space...

Leela: Look, are you gonna rescue us or not?
Zapp: Can't you ask a little more sexfully?
Leela: Pleeeeease, big Z?
Zapp: Certainly! But first you'll have to get rid of that thing. That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love - hard and fast.
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