Best Fry Quotes

[Reply #40 on:]

 

Originally posted by hypknowtoad:
 And of course

"Hey, what smells like blue?"

see two posts above....

[Reply #41 on:]

Heya all,
  I made a fry head in a jar, if anyone wants to use it, go nuts.

[Reply #42 on:]

it's in my signature

[Reply #43 on:]

Fry: There, finished
Leela: Wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round?
Fry: It's my invention we do it my way

Fry: Wow Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean i know you're both items but how can you date a ship anyway?
It'd be like me dating a really fat lady and living inside her and she'd be all like neeau-weeeedd-wisisou

Fry: Pssst! Leela, you gotta get me out of here; it's horrible! Eating scraps, letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal in the zoo.
Leela: Animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner!! Why didn't I think of that!

Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasnt hers it was her Dad's. And actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed the curtains

[Reply #44 on:]

from future stock


that guy: would you like some hair gel?

fry : no thanks, i make my own.   

[Reply #45 on:]

 

Originally posted by bish:
Fry: Pssst! Leela, you gotta get me out of here; it's horrible! Eating scraps, letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal in the zoo.
Leela: Animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner!! Why didn't I think of that!

i cant believe i forgot that one, up until about when i saw that episode bender was my favourite

[Reply #46 on:]

"Valentine's Day's coming? Oh crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again."

[Reply #47 on:]

I'll be whatever I wanna do!
Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.

[Reply #48 on:]

 

Originally posted by PtPA:
it's in my signature

Just for the sig, it's actually Dwight that says "I heard beer makes you stupid."

EDIT:  Sorry for the double post, can't change it now.

[Reply #49 on:]

but,but Bender need Brain for smart making, from  How Hermes Requisitioned his groove back 

[Reply #50 on:]

Fry: Just give me your best animal.

Salesman: Best? Well that's a matter of opinion. I personally like the Electric Snail.

Fry: That's a stupid animal. You're stupid! I said I want the best one.

[Reply #51 on:]

Leela: "Me....tell...you"

Fry: "Woah woah, slow down! youre goin a mile a minute!"

-The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

[Reply #52 on:]

A clone of my own -
"Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! (pause) Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!"

[Reply #53 on:]

FRY-My new spleen came from a guy who liked a motocycle, Vroom Vroom.

FRY-I thought if you heard a familiar voice it might help keep your mind together. But who knows if it really got through.
LEELA-It got through Fry. It got through.
LEELA-You could really use a shower
FRY-You too.

Guess what episode is my favourite.

[Reply #54 on:]

"I'm literally angry with rage!"

[Reply #55 on:]

Fry: "I'll kill you too buddy, I'll kill you too.."
Bender chokes Fry

[Reply #56 on:]

Bender: "You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You've been up all night?"
Fry: "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap." *snores* "Coffee time!"
Bender: *gets cigar out* "Ah, mighty fine smokable."
Fry: "Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go!"

however funny this quote is, it makes me sad because i said something so close to "of course i've been up all night, not because of caffine, it was insomia, i couldn't stop think of coffee" that is was scary when i saw the episode. oh i drank no coffee, soda or anything with caffine that month, no sirree

[Reply #57 on:]

Fry: this is gonna be great! We'll be all like *pew**pew*, and they'll be all *boom**boom* AHHHH!!! And then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like,*mmmnmnmnm**mmnmnmnmnm*

[Reply #58 on:]

well after reading maybe 5 quotes of aslate's page then scrolling down i didn't look through to see if someone already said these:

my favorite:

"People said i was dumb, but i proved them!"

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?
Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games..and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.

Fry: So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: You wish. You're in Los Angeles.
Fry: But there was this gang of ten-year-olds with guns.
Leela: Exactly. You're in L.A.
Fry: But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
Bender: That's L.A. for you.
Fry: But the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.
Bender: He just won't stop with the social commentary.
Fry: And the people are all phonies. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it...

[Everyone on Earth except Fry is moronically stupid]
Fry: What are we going to do?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
Amy Wong: No, let's buy internet stock.
Dr. Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.
Hermes Conrad: [holding a board in front of his face] Look at me! I'm invisible.
Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots.
Bender: Hey, let's go join the Reform party!
Everyone: Yeah!

Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

[looking over an old Hippy Volkswagen bus]
Amy Wong: This speedometer only goes up to 80. This machine can only go as fast as 80,000 miles an hour?
Fry: Nope. But it has a driver's side floor and an eight-track with genuine mono sound.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: But where's the device to speed up or slow the passage of time?
Fry: Under the seat.
[Pulls out a bong]

[Reply #59 on:]

Cubert: What? You've never seen a genius's wiener before?
Group: No,Never
Fry: Well, Once at the park

[Reply #60 on:]

"That's a stupid animal! You're stupid! I said I wanted the best one!" When I hear that, I can't stop laughing, for some reason.   

[Reply #61 on:]

Fry: The rest of us arent normal
and thats what makes us great,
Like.. Doctor Zoidberg he's a wierd
monster who smells like he eats garbage
and does
Zoidberg: Damn Right
Fry: And the professor is a senile amoral
crackpot
Farnsworth: ooohh eeeh
Fry: Hermes is a rastafarian accountant
Hermes: Tali Me Bananna
Fry: Amy is a cluts from mars
Amy: Sploof
Farnsworth: And Fry you've got that brain thing
Fry: I Already Did!!

((The quote is big,But the pay off worth it
  ))

[Reply #62 on:]

"This'll finance my search for a new flavour of crayon."

Futurama The Game

[Reply #63 on:]

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"


Fry: My God... a million years.

[Reply #64 on:]

(As Bender is upset cause he cant move anymore,Patch Corn Adams comes to make him happy but makes Bender worse and is alone crying)
Fry: Poor Bender, Do you want me to get Patch Corn Adams back in?

[Reply #65 on:]

Fry: Hey.. *sniffs air* What smells like..blue!? I love that and: I don't like disks being crammed into me unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth

[Reply #66 on:]

Roberto: What side you wanna be on!?
Fry: The side that kicks your twisted, metal @**

[Reply #67 on:]

(some idiot put metal in the microwave) "Yo", "Hey what smells like blue?!" (I now officially say that during my conversations if there's something blue around xD)" What if, that thin I said?" too.

Edit: Oh crap, I didn't notice I'd posted that many ^^;;; Won't happen again!!! SORRY!! (says a million times)

[Reply #68 on:]

"She does too have meat, she's loaded with meat, she has more meat that a cow?

[Reply #69 on:]

  I love that one

[Reply #70 on:]

 

Originally posted by Odelay3547:
Fry: this is gonna be great! We'll be all like *pew**pew*, and they'll be all *boom**boom* AHHHH!!! And then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like,*mmmnmnmnm**mmnmnmnmnm*

I Love That Quote! 

[Reply #71 on:]

Fry:  "You mean I really am important?  How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian:  "Yes, except the Dave Matthews band doesn't rock."

[Reply #72 on:]

"I wouldn't wanna be me right now" - The Honking

[Reply #73 on:]

"Did you see that vase?! I was all like *pew* *pew* and then it was like *kapowee*"-Ivasion of Fry (sorry, I know it's called something else, but heck it's when the worms Fry eats from the Truck stop bathroom take over and make him really smart)

[Reply #74 on:]

 

Originally posted by Professor Zoidy:
Ivasion of Fry (sorry, I know it's called something else, but heck it's when the worms Fry eats from the Truck stop bathroom take over and make him really smart)

Parasites Lost is the title name

[Reply #75 on:]

Ahhh.. Well, when I posted it was late, and by about 9:30 pm central time, my brain almost completely shuts down 

[Reply #76 on:]

This might have been said before:
Fry: "So Leela, how about a romantic ride in one of those swan boats? They're kind of dangerous, but I've finally mastered them."
Leela: "Those aren't swan boats. They're swans."
Fry: "Oh. That explains these boat eggs."

[Reply #77 on:]

Leela: Lets take the morning off and let Fry do everything he wants.
Fry: Everything?!
Leela: Except that.

[Reply #78 on:]

in "Bendless Love" when Fry says "Bender Look! Its That Guy You Are!"

[Reply #79 on:]

Nibblonion: I give you, the single most important person in the universe.
[camera goes to fry]
Fry: *Fry wipes his nose with his sleeve then makes a grunting sound*

Fry: You can't give up Professor, you just have to try even harder. Is any of this getting through to you? Oh, I give up.

Fry: Go gather your nuts you nagging grasshopper.

Fry: Leelas gonna love you
Parrot: *squark*
Fry: Talky little fella arent you?
Parrot: *squark*
Fry: Shut the hell up!!