Best Fry Quotes

[Reply #160 on:]

Leela, you may have become a Lady Gaga-esque fame hag...

Show spoiler

What episode is that from?

Yo Leela Leela ...

edit - TOTPD

[Reply #161 on:]

Oh, I decided I wouldn't watch that one very much, so I don't remember much of it. 

[Reply #162 on:]

To be honest, it's probably for the best...

[Reply #163 on:]

"Why am I wet and sticky? Did I miss something fun?" I'm hysterical right now. (Sting)

[Reply #164 on:]

"My ass has blisters from the slide!" (Robot Hell song)

[Reply #165 on:]

"My Family, My Co-Workers, My Girlfriend, I'll never see any of them again. WOOOHOOO!"

[Reply #166 on:]

Ci-workers?

"My ass has blisters from this ride!" (Robot Hell song)

I believe he says "from the slide".

[Reply #167 on:]

Silly me, I gotta check this stuff before I post it. Well, I'll change it. 

[Reply #168 on:]

^ What he said

[Reply #169 on:]

He's dead.

I love it when he says that. Cracks me up. 

[Reply #170 on:]

"No I'm doesn't."

[Reply #171 on:]

"So far I've only gotten Amy pregnant."

[Reply #172 on:]

"I'll show ye..."

[Reply #173 on:]

"I'll be whatever I wanna do".

"Fine. I'll let go and swim around in the Slurm and drink as much as I want. "
"Help! I can't swim!"

"Bender? BENDER! Have you seen my Sombrero? "

"What did you do now? Stop doing things!"

[Reply #174 on:]

"Nice new hands, I'm gonna break them in tonight."

[Reply #175 on:]

"What did you do now? Stop doing things!"

"I'm sick of my head doing things!"

[Reply #176 on:]

"I can't sleep, I can't think, I can't even think!"

[Reply #177 on:]

"I'm not a robot! I don't like having discs crammed into me; unless they're
Oreos. And then, only in the mouth."

[Reply #178 on:]

"I can see myself in your shiny button!"

[Reply #179 on:]

I watched "The Sting" yesterday, and while this is probably more an instance of a funny Billy West sound effect than it is a straight-up brilliant line, I love Fry explaining what happened after the bee attacked him and Leela: "My new spleen came from a guy who liked to motorcycle: VROOM, VROOM!"

Also: Despite the fact that I have seen this episode roughly thirty times (if not more), yesterday was the first time I consciously processed the morbid undertones of Fry's enthusiasm. Like, "My new spleen came from some poor guy who crashed his motorcycle and died!" For some reason, though, that made Fry's unconcerned delivery of that line even cuter to me. I'm not well.

[Reply #180 on:]

Not so much Fry as Sal but

"Greetings Moon Man, we come in peace. I am Fry from the planet Earth."
"Wise guy huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach."
"But, you are lazy right?"
"Oh, don't get me started. "

[Reply #181 on:]

"Can we get to the shack already? My teen-region is freezing!"

[Reply #182 on:]

"The butter in my pocket is melting!"

[Reply #183 on:]

"There's nothin' wrong with a little fast food once or twice a meal......HEART ATTACK!"

[Reply #184 on:]

Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it...
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee...
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
<insert other random repetitive funny words and noises here>

[Reply #185 on:]

"We're gonna be like pow-pow-pow, and they're gonna be like ... AHHHHHH... and then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like... um muh muh nom."

(Spelling those sounds out was rather difficult  )

[Reply #186 on:]

"We're gonna be like pow-pow-pow, and they're gonna be like ... AHHHHHH... and then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like... um muh muh nom."

I can never remember which episode that is from.

[Reply #187 on:]

Brannigan, Begin Again. The scene where the crew is about to Kamikaze into the Neutral Planet.

[Reply #188 on:]

Michelle: C'mon Fry, prove that you're not the loser that my mom always said you were!
Fry: Beth said that?

[Reply #189 on:]

Fry: Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures?

Leela: An idea?

[Fry nods.]

[Reply #190 on:]

"I like you Seymour, you're not constantly judging me like all the other dogs."

"The Mathematics of Won Ton Burrito Meals. I'll be there!"