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PazuzuJr

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« Reply #120 on: 02-15-2007 15:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-15-2007 15:24 »

“Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!” -TV worker guy
“Like anyone on earth cares.” -Fry

^it;s funny because iot's true!^

Hey - TOTPD!

KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #121 on: 02-15-2007 15:38 »

I liked these ones:

"All This Prolonged Exposure to the Sun is Making Me Thirsty".

"I've always known TV will help me save the world someday!"
SonicPanther

Professor
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« Reply #122 on: 02-16-2007 00:18 »

"A million aliens in one place, I've never seen anything so mind blowing...  OOH, A RECEPTION TABLE WITH MUFFINS!"

"And Fry, you have that brain thing."
"I already did!"
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #123 on: 02-18-2007 09:09 »

 "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap." *snores* "Coffee time!"
Volksdragon

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #124 on: 02-18-2007 14:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2007 14:32 »

"Look! It's that guy you are!"

"Maybe we're all wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings so we don't even realize it. Also, you can't feel the rings."

"So? I'm just as important as him." *pause* "It's just that, the kind of importance I have ... it doesn't matter if I ... don't do it."

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?"

and

"I'm doing my job... there's Amy. I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine... there's Amy. I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy... there's Amy!"
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #125 on: 02-18-2007 15:09 »

Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.
Electerik

Starship Captain
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« Reply #126 on: 02-20-2007 09:28 »

Farnsworth: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the--

Fry: Banana, banana, banana!
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #127 on: 02-21-2007 16:43 »

Farnsworth: Come on, Guenter, take the hat.

Fry: No, the banana, the banana!
nautilus

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #128 on: 02-21-2007 22:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Volksdragon:

"I'm doing my job... there's Amy. I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine... there's Amy. I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy... there's Amy!"

It surprises me how one with these kind of blatantly obvius mental deficiencies can actually hold a full time job. It is ludicrous
milksong

Bending Unit
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« Reply #129 on: 02-21-2007 23:45 »

Leela: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Fry: Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

also, of course:

Fry: I nominate that guy, not just because he has a suit, but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie.
power girl07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #130 on: 02-25-2007 13:21 »

 
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Originally posted by sarujin:

Plus you can't go past the first line in Futurama,

Fry: "Space, it seems to go on forever, then you get to the end, and a big Gorrila starts throwing barrels at you" -ship gets destroyed- "and thats how you play the game"

Kid: "You stink"

Awwww, that's dead mean (sorry I just had to say that!)
Dr. Peacock

Crustacean
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« Reply #131 on: 02-28-2007 12:08 »

I like his quote in 'Anthology Of Interest 2' with the 'Nintendians'
"Well, I spent whole of ninth grade studying them, until that day when my eyes started to bleed"
 
Digitalhoward
Poppler
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« Reply #132 on: 03-05-2007 19:05 »

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everyone's being sick
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #133 on: 03-05-2007 20:04 »

 
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Originally posted by Digitalhoward:
It tastes like a party in my mouth and everyone's being sick


It's actually: "It tastes like there's a party in my mouth and eveyone's throwing up!"

Welcome to PEEL, try the pancakes.

*Bender reacting to empathy chip installed in his head*

Bender: *Reacting to Amy getting a guy and pointing at Fry* You only get the men because you dress like a tramp!

Fry: They're only reacting to my personality!

I think that's the quote.
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
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« Reply #134 on: 03-05-2007 22:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Volksdragon:"Maybe we're all wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings so we don't even realize it. Also, you can't feel the rings."
Yes, that's one of my favorites too. He's like a really enthusiastic nine year old who's just thought of something and throws it out there.

And just because it takes me back to the day, one of my other favorites is "Alright, its Saturday night. I have no date, a two litre bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape! Let's rock!"
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #135 on: 03-06-2007 17:32 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by HipNoJoe:He's like a really enthusiastic nine year old who's just thought of something and throws it out there.

A few of Fry's line are like that. Like he's thinking outloud(I do that all the time  tongue only in my case i sound even stupider  big grin.)

I like "Armstrong's footprint! Hey! My foot's bigger!"
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
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« Reply #136 on: 03-06-2007 20:24 »

One of my favorite Fry quotes isn't a entirely a quote; the funniest part is non-verbal. 

Fry: ...if she's my grandmother, who's my grandfather?

Farnsworth: Isn't it obvious?

[Fry shakes his head.]

Farnsworth: You are!

[Fry stares as it sinks in. He screams and runs back and forth.]

That head shake with the deer-in-the-headlights look is priceless.
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #137 on: 03-06-2007 20:40 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2007 20:40 »

"No I'm...Doesn't!" seems to be my favorite one to use in public with my friends...and every time I played Galaga and when I still do, I say "It's Saturday night. I've got no date. Got my bottle of Shadta and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock." and I usually get to around level 12 or so.
Dr X

Crustacean
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« Reply #138 on: 03-06-2007 20:56 »

"You're better than normal - you're abnormal!!!"
scruffyconrad

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #139 on: 03-09-2007 01:27 »

"but there of a coin flip go we" or something like that
claw plak champ

Poppler
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« Reply #140 on: 03-10-2007 15:16 »

''why am i sticky and naked? di i miss something fun?''
FuturamaFanatic

Poppler
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« Reply #141 on: 10-25-2007 02:16 »

I'm not sure if this has been thrown in yet but ill add it cos its so ruddy funny!

"Wait, i cant find my pockets! i know, ill just take off my pants and give you those!"

i think thats close enuf..
FuturamaFanatic

Poppler
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« Reply #142 on: 10-25-2007 02:19 »

"o, i completely forgot! i left my apartment on fire!"
thats actually a leela quote..hope u dont mind!
1futuramafan1

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #143 on: 10-25-2007 04:55 »

  In "Time Keeps on Slipping" when Fry says, "Because baby, when we're together time will stop."

  I cracked up so hard!  smile
sarcastinator

Crustacean
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« Reply #144 on: 10-25-2007 09:05 »

Fry: Look, Leela, even if you heard one talk that doesn't mean it's intelligent.  I mean parrots talk, and we eat them, right?

Bender: Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry.

Fry: Like Fry!  Like Fry!


I think it's twice as funny because it comes right after he actually says something halfway intelligent.
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #145 on: 10-25-2007 10:02 »

Some of my favorites are:

- "No I'm...doesn't."

- "Look, it's that guy you are!"

- "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

- "Did everything just taste purple for a second?"

- "Wait, that's not me."

- "I already did!"

- "Magic, got it."

- "I can't wait till I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."
Cleansingfire

Bending Unit
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« Reply #146 on: 10-26-2007 08:40 »

One of my favourites is also Billy West's favourite. (He didn't get it until he saw it on TV.)

"No I'm doesn't."

Everyone else said that too, but it's brilliant.
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #147 on: 10-31-2007 06:59 »

Watching The Deep South last night.

"Everytime something good happens you say it's some kind of madness , or i'm drunk , or I ate too much candy."
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #148 on: 10-31-2007 20:53 »

Fry: "Drugs are for losers and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows."
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #149 on: 11-05-2007 19:19 »

Which episode is that from again?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #150 on: 11-05-2007 22:14 »

"Time Keeps on Slippin'".
seymor_asses

Crustacean
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« Reply #151 on: 05-10-2011 05:51 »

Leela: Fry got his head stuck in a crater.
Fry: I thought it would fit.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #152 on: 06-08-2011 01:04 »

I'm trying to fit in a full series rewatch before the new season premieres--you know, in between my busy schedule of doing nothing and doing slightly more than nothing--and I am currently on "The Series Has Landed." I really enjoy this little exchange...

Leela: Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid--
Fry: I had more...but you go ahead.

I just dig Fry's self-aware stupidity.
DannyJC13

Space Pope
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« Reply #153 on: 06-08-2011 19:25 »

"The Series Has Landed."

Wow, you're doing well. laff
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #154 on: 06-08-2011 19:36 »

And if you think that's impressive, I just finished "Hell is Other Robots." My pacing is, uh, slow.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #155 on: 07-11-2011 16:42 »
« Last Edit on: 07-11-2011 17:13 »

"Shut up and take my money!"...
Zubans

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #156 on: 07-22-2011 21:16 »

People: What do you want?
Fry: Fry's dog!
People: When do you want it?
Fry: Fry's dog!
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #157 on: 12-30-2011 06:46 »

"Oh no, the ship is flooding!"

"I'll be right back!" (Fry goes into the bathroom and you here a flush)
"Fry you did it!"
"Did what?"

Gets me every time.
UnrealLegend

Urban Legend
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« Reply #158 on: 12-30-2011 09:52 »

 Leela, you may have become a Lady Gaga-esque fame hag...

Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #159 on: 12-30-2011 17:44 »

What episode is that from?
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