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hobbitboy

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« Reply #200 on: 06-18-2008 07:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kifz:
"I can't spell anything with these cards!"
"... and a King giving himself brain surgery."

That line always cracks me up.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #201 on: 06-18-2008 14:19 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Why must you keep taunting us with your forbidden knowlege? WHY!?!

Because it's fun!   tongue

Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
Frisco17

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« Reply #202 on: 06-18-2008 23:22 »

Coming from the one who was running around begging for a copy of BWABB until a few days ago.
Xenox

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« Reply #203 on: 06-19-2008 07:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2008 07:18 »

"Look at me im Dr Zoidberg, Home owner".

haha made me laugh!

edit: Damn didnt see someone post it just above  frown
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #204 on: 07-05-2008 07:54 »

Zoidberg: "We need to look inside you with this camera!"

(Fry opens mouth)

Zoidberg: "Guess again!"
Decapodian

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« Reply #205 on: 07-23-2008 06:04 »

One of my favorite lines was after Zoidberg was drugged.

Leela: What do you think Dr Zoidberg?

Zoidberg: Clack.....Clack.
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #206 on: 07-23-2008 14:32 »
« Last Edit on: 07-23-2008 14:32 »

haha these are all great quotes, but I'm surprised noone has mentioned one of his best lines:

Zoidberg: Alright I'll take a look at him, but I remind you I'm an expert on humans, not robots.  Now open your mouth.

Fry: I'm not Bender.  I'm Fry.

Zoidberg:  Really?  I thought you were the robot.

Fry: Nope, human.

Zoidberg: Alright, alright, spare me your life story!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #207 on: 07-23-2008 23:18 »

And, of course, Zoidberg's pronunciation of robot ("Ro-but!" ) is always funny.
The Mullet

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« Reply #208 on: 07-25-2008 16:12 »

I'll take one art please
The Mullet

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« Reply #209 on: 07-25-2008 16:14 »

***Really sorry for the double post***
hahahha, and also,
" I ate garbage yesterday! Im NOT paying.  Whoop Whoop Whoop" 
hahahah always
Frisco17

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« Reply #210 on: 07-25-2008 22:11 »

Zoidberg: "Oh no, I'M COMING DOWN!"
The Mullet

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« Reply #211 on: 07-29-2008 20:11 »

Vender: turkey basters, get your commemorative turkey basters heere, ten dollars
Fry: i'll take one
looks in wallet
Oh  frown

Zoidberg: What have I done?!?!?!

hahahahhahahah, that always cracks me up
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #212 on: 08-12-2008 07:23 »

You'll always be welcome in 'Rancho Zoidberg!'
Serendipity

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« Reply #213 on: 08-15-2008 01:23 »

"I only help those who help themselves!"

"Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!"

"I'm going for a scuttle"
Cinimod

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« Reply #214 on: 08-31-2008 13:39 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2008 13:40 »

Not actualy a line but when he frames Fry in the episode "The 30% Iron Chef" at the bottom of the note saying "Fry Confesses"it says From the Desk of John Zoidberg M.D.

Or perhaps in "A Taste of freedom" at Zoidberg's trial:

Fry Are you Okay there in the embassy Zoidberg
Zoidberg No, they have no cocoa marshmallows and everyday the rats eat a little more of my foot.
Quolnok

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« Reply #215 on: 08-31-2008 13:59 »

"I hope we all have as much tomorrow at my birth--" [timeskip] "What? Aww."
Frisco17

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« Reply #216 on: 08-31-2008 17:16 »

"Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!"

"So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg!!'
Smarty

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« Reply #217 on: 08-31-2008 17:24 »

"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated."
   
isaysthat

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« Reply #218 on: 09-08-2008 15:09 »

"You still have zoidberg, YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG",   "zoidberg...." (in an offering tone)
Rolandk73

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« Reply #219 on: 09-10-2008 23:31 »

Friends, help! I've been tricked by a guinea pig!!!!
Cinimod

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« Reply #220 on: 09-12-2008 22:27 »

"Gumbercules? I love that guy"
What episode does that quote come from.

From BWaBB
suss6052

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« Reply #221 on: 09-12-2008 23:58 »

"Gumbercules? I love that guy"
What episode does that quote come from.

From BWaBB

iirc the Gumbercules quote comes from Parasites lost, after Hermes mentions how the worms have tuned up both Fry's brain and muscles to be smarter than Cher, stronger than Hercules, and more flexible than gumby....
Cinimod

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« Reply #222 on: 09-14-2008 20:28 »

oh thanks

How about
From AOI 1
"Two meals in one day!"
Eats Guinea Pig and the barriers come down around him.
"Friends help, a Guinea Pig tricked me"
crimsonbanana

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« Reply #223 on: 09-17-2008 09:59 »

Zoidberg: I can't make it! Go on with out me!
Leela: I'm trying!
*you see that zoidberg is holding leelas leg*
Zoidberg: Go on with out me faster!
Cinimod

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« Reply #224 on: 09-21-2008 10:14 »

At the end of "A Taste Of Freedom"

Zoidberg I wonder what the shroud of Turin tastes like!
no.9 man

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« Reply #225 on: 09-21-2008 15:31 »
« Last Edit on: 09-30-2008 17:54 »

If you'll excuse me, I see some raviloi which only has two footprints in it.
(Bender treads in food)
Three.
(Zoidberg gorges on food)
Cinimod

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« Reply #226 on: 11-15-2008 11:17 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2008 11:19 »

From Bender's Game

Turanga Joe
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« Reply #227 on: 11-27-2008 22:23 »

"If there's a big delicious cake, isn't it better to have one slice, rather than nothing at all? Even if you're sharing the cake with four other guys, and they are all thrusting their sweaty, naked bodies against the cake?" big grin
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« Reply #228 on: 11-29-2008 21:19 »

The above "cake" line.
"What an honor!"
"And I'm his friend, Jesus!"
"YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!"
"The music was in your heart, not in your hands... Your music's bad and you should feel bad!"
me,bender

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« Reply #229 on: 01-07-2009 18:09 »

zoidberg: I guess this is good bye for me  too.
Everyone : Leave, now, what ever, bye!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #230 on: 01-08-2009 12:31 »

"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets - including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them - Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!"

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Morgan_G19

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« Reply #231 on: 08-05-2009 17:48 »

Bender: Hey!I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it.

Zoidberg: Alright, I'm coming.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #232 on: 08-06-2009 01:07 »

This is one of my favorite bits of dialog, from The Series Has Landed:

Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
(Fry opens his mouth)
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry: Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg: What?!? My mother was a saint! Get out!

Brilliant.  Absolutely brilliant.
Frisco17

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« Reply #233 on: 08-06-2009 01:44 »

Zoidberg: "Oh no, I'M COMMING DOWN!!"
Freako

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« Reply #234 on: 08-06-2009 03:05 »

Zoidberg: Oh no! professor will hit me!
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #235 on: 08-20-2009 18:18 »

oh look, 2 oil changes for the price of 1! If only i could afford the one, and the car! And, whoop whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop!
PatchChord_Adams

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« Reply #236 on: 08-20-2009 18:58 »

Zoidberg: What is? Two meals in one week?
MightyBooshFan91

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« Reply #237 on: 08-23-2009 23:16 »

"Thanks, I've been making fine jewelery for years, apparantly"
&
"But if I fix it, then perhaps gifts?"

Also: "Congratulations, I assume Amy is the father?", "She's right, listen to the father" always get me
Nixons Head

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« Reply #238 on: 08-24-2009 02:53 »

Zoidberg: gracias

Not so funny on it's own but listening to the commentary when it happens is hilarious
hobbitboy

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« Reply #239 on: 08-24-2009 13:55 »

Zoidberg: It's all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies.
Fry: OK, OK, don't worry. The love meister will take you under his wing.
Zoidberg: What? Now there's a bird involved?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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