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DrThunder88

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« Reply #160 on: 04-03-2008 02:15 »

I still like, "It's funny because it's poisonous!" most of all.
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« Reply #161 on: 04-03-2008 23:28 »

 
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Originally posted by hobbitboy:
I suppose its too long to count as "a line" but Zoidberg's voice-over at the end of Love and a Rocket (where he describes the effects of the candy hearts falling into the quasar) has turned out to be one of the most memorable Futurama moments for me. It's hard to say exactly why but for some reason I just love it.

I like it, too.  Zoidberg can get quite philosophical at times (amazingly).  I liked when he chided Leela that if she was looking for perfection in a guy she would wind up lonely- like Zoidberg.  Funny, but also a very perceptive observation on Zoidberg's part. 
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« Reply #162 on: 04-04-2008 22:15 »

Zoidberg "Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
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« Reply #163 on: 04-09-2008 01:58 »
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hehe, I found the part in time keeps on slipping where leela is talking to zoidberg, then a time skip occurs and he's ignoring her and replies,
"You must have been boring me"
pretty funny.
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« Reply #164 on: 04-11-2008 16:22 »

I'm reading all the posts here, and they just prove again what great dialog the writers have written for the characters.  Definitely top notch stuff...
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« Reply #165 on: 04-11-2008 17:53 »

...and there was a raccoon inside!
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« Reply #166 on: 04-15-2008 08:10 »

Zoidberg (after Bender, Fry, and Leela have been fired from Planet Express): "Goodbye, friends, I'll miss you."

Zoidberg (to the Professor, Amy, and Hermes): "Good riddance to them. Now Zoidberg is the popular one."
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« Reply #167 on: 04-15-2008 22:12 »

Zoidberg: "Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of His Highness."

Fry: "But won't that crush my bones?"

Zoidberg: "Oh, right, right, with the bones! I always forget about the bones."
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« Reply #168 on: 04-15-2008 23:56 »

"Clothing, delicious clothing...!"
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« Reply #169 on: 04-16-2008 02:11 »

"coupons! i can get 2 oil changes for the price of 1! now if i could only afford the one, or the car. ah the years"
from Futurestock
and later in the episode
"Once again,
the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! (eats sandwich) oh no! IM RUINED!"
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« Reply #170 on: 04-16-2008 08:04 »

 
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Originally posted by jigielnik:
"Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! (eats sandwich) oh no! IM RUINED!"
Wasn't the sandwich pretty disgusting by that point in the story? (Or am I thinking of a Simpson's episode?)

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« Reply #171 on: 04-16-2008 16:25 »

You're right on both points.  Zoidberg's sandwich is pretty disgusting at that point.  You're also right about the Simpson's episode, where Homer falls in love with his sandwich, and we see it gradually decaying over time.
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« Reply #172 on: 04-16-2008 21:39 »

The only difference is that Zoidberg seem to have a better immune system because it doesn't almost kill him. Granted Homer's sandwich was much bigger.
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« Reply #173 on: 04-22-2008 06:23 »

Soothing....Action!, Action!, Action!
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« Reply #174 on: 04-22-2008 07:20 »
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Ah, that soothes the fire.

Edit: Sorry, I thought this had suddently mutated into a slogan competition.  cry
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« Reply #175 on: 04-22-2008 09:58 »

"Finally! I look as pretty as I feel!"
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« Reply #176 on: 04-22-2008 22:12 »

Zoidberg: "We'll have to take a look inside you with this camera."

<Fry opens mouth>

Zoidberg: "Guess again."

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« Reply #177 on: 04-23-2008 04:22 »

hooray, people are paying attention to me!

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« Reply #178 on: 04-25-2008 09:14 »

My favorite would have to be,

Fryyy, I'm going to rip your swim bladder out & show it to youuu!  big grin

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« Reply #179 on: 04-25-2008 11:42 »

"I lost it...in a volcano"
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« Reply #180 on: 04-25-2008 12:37 »
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"I'm going to get him here" [points at Fry's neck] "in the gonads!"
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« Reply #181 on: 04-25-2008 12:45 »

My personal favourite, which I use as much as I humanly can in social settings:

"...you're welcome to join me and Hermes for a little 'just friends' spooning?"
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« Reply #182 on: 04-28-2008 15:58 »

"Nothing! But, if you have a little extra courage lying around...I could haul it away for you, maybe?"
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« Reply #183 on: 04-28-2008 17:42 »

"Sorry, I think there's a problem with your upstairs' toilet"

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« Reply #184 on: 04-28-2008 21:38 »

Probably the truest and most profound thing he ever says. Yet still hilarious.

Zoidberg: "It's all so complicated, with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!"
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« Reply #185 on: 04-28-2008 23:22 »

 
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Originally posted by NastyInThePasty:
"I'm going to get him here" [points at Fry's neck] "in the gonads!"
A better line is Fry's response: "Nobody correct him!"

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« Reply #186 on: 04-29-2008 07:28 »

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
Probably the truest and most profound thing he ever says. Yet still hilarious.

Zoidberg: "It's all so complicated, with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!"
Hear, hear!

"Now there's a bird involved?"

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #187 on: 05-07-2008 23:44 »

"It was in the same dumpster I left my old one in, but this one had a live racoon in it!"
more or less a paraphrase, i think you get the point, and love it. 
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« Reply #188 on: 05-08-2008 02:35 »

Zoidberg: "Well, I have a lot of experiance telling patients bad news, so let me break it to him gently..."
(in a loud, alarming voice)
"Fry! You have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is, I can't say but on your face its not!"

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #189 on: 05-09-2008 02:33 »

Zoidberg: Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie!
(Eats hermit crab thing)
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« Reply #190 on: 06-12-2008 02:33 »

This one from The Farnsworth Parabox

Zoidberg: In my experiences, boxes are usually empty, except maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top. And, one time, pepperoni! Oh, what a day it was!
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« Reply #191 on: 06-12-2008 09:52 »

GIVE ME THE BOX!!!
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« Reply #192 on: 06-12-2008 10:43 »

Zoidberg: "Order the cake damnit!!"
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« Reply #193 on: 06-12-2008 11:23 »

Agreed with Nasty's first post about the boot, one of my favs. Here is the first one that jumped at me:
"This reminds of that last watch I ate: to induce vomiting, that was the solution! Everywhere it went! What a valentine's Day that was!"
or perhaps,  "Help! Friends! A Guinea Pig tricked me!"
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« Reply #194 on: 06-13-2008 03:57 »

I love:

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"


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« Reply #195 on: 06-13-2008 08:50 »

he had two really good ones in BWABB:

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« Reply #196 on: 06-13-2008 22:33 »

Why must you keep taunting us with your forbidden knowlege? WHY!?!
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« Reply #197 on: 06-14-2008 05:33 »

Zoidberg: Female Leelas problem is purely medical soon she will lay her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.

"gracias" cracks me up everytime.
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« Reply #198 on: 06-17-2008 21:47 »

"I can't spell anything with these cards!"

Maybe its just me, but I think that line is hilarious.
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« Reply #199 on: 06-17-2008 22:43 »

"Did you see me escaping back there? I was all like, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop...!"
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