DrThunder88
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I still like, "It's funny because it's poisonous!" most of all.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg "Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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...and there was a raccoon inside!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: "Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of His Highness."
Fry: "But won't that crush my bones?"
Zoidberg: "Oh, right, right, with the bones! I always forget about the bones."
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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The only difference is that Zoidberg seem to have a better immune system because it doesn't almost kill him. Granted Homer's sandwich was much bigger.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: "We'll have to take a look inside you with this camera."
<Fry opens mouth>
Zoidberg: "Guess again."
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Debris
Crustacean
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My personal favourite, which I use as much as I humanly can in social settings:
"...you're welcome to join me and Hermes for a little 'just friends' spooning?"
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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"Nothing! But, if you have a little extra courage lying around...I could haul it away for you, maybe?"
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Seymour_My_Hero
Professor
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"Sorry, I think there's a problem with your upstairs' toilet"
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Probably the truest and most profound thing he ever says. Yet still hilarious.
Zoidberg: "It's all so complicated, with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!"
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: "Order the cake damnit!!"
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Ryan Ro
Crustacean
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I love:
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Why must you keep taunting us with your forbidden knowlege? WHY!?!
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boasel
Professor
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Zoidberg: Female Leelas problem is purely medical soon she will lay her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.
"gracias" cracks me up everytime.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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"Did you see me escaping back there? I was all like, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop...!"
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