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Monty Carlo
Crustacean
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"I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored."
"I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness..."
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Jamesbondcja
Professor
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The president is gasping on my gas bladder what an honor!
My slinky my lovely cuddely pet slinky!
Its just like eating dry marshmallows!
Erm I will post more soon, there are two damn many!
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ashava
Poppler
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"I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry. Zoidberg is a-foot!
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Blue Zoidberg
Crustacean
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From the game: Leela: Zoidberg what are you doing here? Zoidberg: I'm making a cameo!
Zoidberg: Judging by it's scales and long tongue, i'd say it's a horse.
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kelso
Crustacean
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I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.
Robit.
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Heavenly Stench
Crustacean
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"A buffet.... oh if only i'd brought my wallet with me..."
"You still have your old pal Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG"
"who's the tough guy now Vinny?"
too many zoid quotes to put
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SumOfTwoCubes
Crustacean
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"I am Zoidberg, home owner!" from "The Deep South"
"I'm so into you...." also from "The Deep South"
"I watch T.V. with that guy!" from "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
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Ozor Mox
Starship Captain
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« Reply #25 on: 09-03-2003 09:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2003 09:48 »
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From Bend Her (indeed it was Vamsi! ) Bender: My life long dreams died before they existed. Zoidberg: Welcome to my life! *Cries* Probably not 100% accurate!
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M0le
Space Pope
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Zoidberg: Ladies and germs. (drum roll) Zoidberg: That wasn't a joke, I was talking about Dean Streplikakas. (strange noises) Zoidberg: Now I'm not saying the Professer is old, but when you consider his age, he's likely to die soon. (smiles) Hey Ringo, that was the joke! Zoidberg: Alright anteater #1, who are you protecting? Anteater #1: *slurping noise Zoidberg: What? How do you spell that? Hermes: What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso! Zoidberg: (massages temples) Hermes, quiet, I'm deducing things!
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keiji
Crustacean
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I can's remeber Zopidberg's line but it was about the thing when Fry became famous in playing this instrument and someone is selling his 2 c.d.'s for a price of $19.99 and he said that he was lucky and started ordering it on the phone I mean that scene is really funny
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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Professor: "For you see, I am dying. Cough, then fall over dead." Zoidberg: "My God, he's dead!" *professor checks pulse*
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