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starone

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« on: 08-26-2003 14:07 »

I kinda took this idea from Devil's Hands but what are your favorite Zoidberg quotes?

"You don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG (cries) you were saying.
Monty Carlo

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« Reply #1 on: 08-26-2003 14:12 »

"I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored."

"I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness..."
Teral

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« Reply #2 on: 08-26-2003 14:29 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 14:29 »

Todays Comedians Could Learn From This Guy (Zoidberg quote thread)

Zoidberg: "Your music is bad, and you should feel bad!"
AnarchyBoy

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« Reply #3 on: 08-26-2003 18:00 »

I think his funniest moment is when he's going to the picnic with Fry and Amy, "Bird eggs! Animal slices! Dry woven reeds!"
Also funny is the scene at the pet show:
Professor: First prize is five hundred dollars and a year's supply of dogfood!
Bender: Five hundred dollars, you say?
Zoidberg: Dog food, you say?
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #4 on: 08-26-2003 18:25 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 18:25 »

In my experience boxes are usually empty, except for sometimes a little cheeze stuck to the top, and that one time Peppironi.   What a day that was.  (Hideous howl) GIVE ME THE BOX!
Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #5 on: 08-26-2003 18:49 »

some good ones;
"yippe ki yay! You'll never guess where I have been!"

"Ooh, he new issue is out!" (you need to see the scene)
starone

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« Reply #6 on: 08-27-2003 13:49 »

(sigh) I been trying to post new threds that don't already exist for 647 years.
Jamesbondcja

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« Reply #7 on: 08-27-2003 17:51 »

The president is gasping on my gas bladder what an honor!

My slinky my lovely cuddely pet slinky!

Its just like eating dry marshmallows!

Erm I will post more soon, there are two damn many!
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 08-28-2003 04:16 »

"It's toe-tappingly tragic."

-cs™



"It's toe tappingly tragic."
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 08-28-2003 06:03 »

You still have your old friend zoidberg.  You all have Zodiberg!!!!
duckarse

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« Reply #10 on: 08-28-2003 08:31 »

dont know why but its funny.....

"what you guys up to tonight. Im up for whatever"

also....

zoid: "im going to cut you here (points to throat) in the gonads"
fry: "nobody correct him"
ashava

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« Reply #11 on: 08-28-2003 09:24 »

"I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry. Zoidberg is a-foot!
Blue Zoidberg

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« Reply #12 on: 08-28-2003 14:09 »

From the game:
Leela: Zoidberg what are you doing here?
Zoidberg: I'm making a cameo!

Zoidberg: Judging by it's scales and long tongue, i'd say it's a horse.

Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 08-28-2003 14:16 »

Zoidberg: Zoidberg pulls the lever

futurama the game
Metallica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 08-28-2003 16:16 »

"a guinea pig"     lol    funny but stupid
kelso

Crustacean
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« Reply #15 on: 08-28-2003 19:21 »

I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.

Robit.
Kryten

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« Reply #16 on: 08-28-2003 23:22 »

"Friends, a guinea pig tricked me!"
Jamesbondcja

Professor
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« Reply #17 on: 08-29-2003 06:48 »

Zoidberg AWAY!
Heavenly Stench

Crustacean
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« Reply #18 on: 08-29-2003 08:57 »

"A buffet.... oh if only i'd brought my wallet with me..."

"You still have your old pal Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG"

"who's the tough guy now Vinny?"

too many zoid quotes to put
Rocketboy

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« Reply #19 on: 09-01-2003 13:35 »

"Ain't Got no cash, Ain't got no style, Ladies vomit when I smile, but does Zoidberg worry?"   laff
Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 09-02-2003 16:06 »

"Gracias."
bob newhart

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« Reply #21 on: 09-02-2003 17:11 »

hermes-he'll be as flexible as gumby and as strong as hurcules

zoidberg-gumbercules? i love that guy!
SumOfTwoCubes

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« Reply #22 on: 09-02-2003 18:57 »

"I am Zoidberg, home owner!"
 from "The Deep South"

"I'm so into you...."
also from "The Deep South"

"I watch T.V. with that guy!"
from "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
JRay

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #23 on: 09-03-2003 00:26 »

(Zoidberg coughs up blue balls)
Amy: Dr. Zoidberg, those are beautiful!
Zoid: Ewwww, youre touching them!


Zoid: I've been making fine jewlry for years, apparently.
SuperFry

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« Reply #24 on: 09-03-2003 07:43 »

some of his best quotes were in the deep south

"look at me everyone im a homeowner"

"oooohhhhh i cant resist you"

"these night crawlers though juicy mmm very very juicy would not be good"
Ozor Mox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #25 on: 09-03-2003 09:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2003 09:48 »

From Bend Her (indeed it was Vamsi!  roll eyes )

Bender: My life long dreams died before they existed.
Zoidberg: Welcome to my life! *Cries*

Probably not 100% accurate!
Vamsi

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« Reply #26 on: 09-03-2003 12:49 »

Wasn't that from Bend-Her?
can´t_read

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« Reply #27 on: 01-23-2004 14:46 »

Can't remember exact words, but when he orders multiple copies of Fry's holophoner CD from the television when Fry is sitting right next to him.
Mr.Nintendo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 01-23-2004 15:32 »

The one where he returns to his home-planet: the bit about the "speech impediment" near the start.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #29 on: 01-23-2004 15:58 »

"Hey!  Ringo!  That was the joke!"
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #30 on: 01-23-2004 18:52 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2004 18:52 »

"Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #31 on: 01-23-2004 20:34 »

Zoidberg: Ladies and germs.
(drum roll)
Zoidberg: That wasn't a joke, I was talking about Dean Streplikakas.
(strange noises)
Zoidberg: Now I'm not saying the Professer is old, but when you consider his age, he's likely to die soon. (smiles) Hey Ringo, that was the joke!

Zoidberg: Alright anteater #1, who are you protecting?
Anteater #1: *slurping noise
Zoidberg: What? How do you spell that?
Hermes: What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!
Zoidberg: (massages temples) Hermes, quiet, I'm deducing things!
  smile
feralHuman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 01-23-2004 21:31 »

Zoidberg, on mutants: THEY'RE HIDEOUS!!! Ahhhhrrr!
zapperdan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #33 on: 01-24-2004 07:06 »

for me, zoidberg's funniest line was in 30% iron chef:

"(gasp!) i'm acting astonished!" the delivery of that line leaves me doubled up every time.
keiji

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« Reply #34 on: 01-29-2004 12:30 »

I can's remeber Zopidberg's line but it was about the thing when Fry became famous in playing this instrument and someone is selling his 2 c.d.'s for a price of $19.99 and he said that he was lucky and started ordering it on the phone I mean that scene is really funny
Jamesbondcja

Professor
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« Reply #35 on: 01-29-2004 14:43 »

And they couldn't have been happier if it was valentines day, it was? Hooray!!  big grin

I'm A firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class.

Especially since I rule.
Dr. Morberg

Professor
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« Reply #36 on: 01-29-2004 15:04 »

Professor: "For you see, I am dying. Cough, then fall over dead."
Zoidberg: "My God, he's dead!"
*professor checks pulse*
blazin_zoidberg

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« Reply #37 on: 02-11-2004 01:16 »

"gumbercules? i love that guy"
Space Wasp

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #38 on: 02-12-2004 15:43 »

"Who's intimidating who now, world?!"

"And why did I have to take a cab?"
Yinger36

Starship Captain
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« Reply #39 on: 02-12-2004 16:02 »

From TDHAIP
"Two for $14.99!..ohhh Zoidberg, your finally becomming a crafty consumer...[calls phone number to order CDs]...hello...I'll take 8!"

Zoidberg: "Be careful with that Adelai Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor."
Leela: "Acctully most doctors are rich."
Zoidberg: "WHAT!  When did this happen?  You're joking, right?!  Thats Not Funny!!"

Fry: "I did something so great that it won Leela's heart, and I'll never, ever know what it was. My life is empty" *sniff*
Zoidberg: "Zoooidbeeerg…"

"Vroom. Vroom. And the winner of the big car race is: Hot rod Zoidberg!"
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