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futurefreak

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« Reply #40 on: 08-30-2001 23:10 »

but what if you like your beautiful body? whats gonna happen to it? dont tell me it will be ground up for food! nooooooooooooooooo  cry  cry  cry
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« Reply #41 on: 08-30-2001 23:11 »

do the top of the page dance! do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do...

*does top of the page dance*
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« Reply #42 on: 08-31-2001 01:48 »

why don't they conserve the whole body and not only the head?

   

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« Reply #43 on: 08-31-2001 02:18 »

Space limitations?

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« Reply #44 on: 08-31-2001 20:06 »

you can fold up the body maybe into a neat little package and bring it out when family comes to visit  tongue
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« Reply #45 on: 08-31-2001 23:20 »

its all part of the technology...
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« Reply #46 on: 08-31-2001 23:24 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
dont tell me it will be ground up for food!

Soylent Green is made from . . . PEOPLE!!![/i]

My god . . . what if the secret ingredient is . . . PEOPLE?
No, there's already a soda like that.  Soylent Cola.
Oh.  How is it?
Eh, it varies from person to person.


I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


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« Reply #47 on: 08-31-2001 23:37 »

im never going 12 mints with out slurm agin
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« Reply #48 on: 09-04-2001 02:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Soylent Green is made from . . . PEOPLE!!![/i]

My god . . . what if the secret ingredient is . . . PEOPLE?
No, there's already a soda like that.  Soylent Cola.
Oh.  How is it?
Eh, it varies from person to person.


good joke, very good!!!  big grin
Teral

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« Reply #49 on: 09-05-2001 18:09 »

Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Niels Bohr, Max Planck and Stephen Hawking. Imagine theese 5 people debatting physics for all eternity.

Hm, I wonder how Leela would react if she saw Al Bundy's head at the jar museum?   smile

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« Reply #50 on: 09-05-2001 22:01 »

Now would Hawking actually be able to speak?  How would her use his voice-box thingy?
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« Reply #51 on: 09-06-2001 01:46 »

 
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Originally posted by darthgy:
what about jar-jar bings?

Thats jar jar binks, and he is far to anoying, id send him to omicron persie I 8 to be eaten
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« Reply #52 on: 09-06-2001 01:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Now would Hawking actually be able to speak?  How would her use his voice-box thingy?


maybe he will be "wired"....some wires are directly linked with his brain and his thoughts are transmitted by a speaker...or something like that.
na, forget it!!!  wink

   

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« Reply #53 on: 09-06-2001 06:35 »

Lucy liu's head.
So I can download a couple of illegal copies.
Using the mark 2 model blakn robot wich is fully functional  flirt   flirt   flirt
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« Reply #54 on: 09-06-2001 21:49 »

Well Bill Gates so we can install windows in his brain and wait for it to crash, MUHAHAHA

Steven Speliberg, with out him there would be fewer good movies.


Ill come up with more soon

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« Reply #55 on: 09-07-2001 15:22 »

Wiskey in the jar, probably
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« Reply #56 on: 09-07-2001 22:18 »

Those heads in jars aren't simple to draw. There's the back of the jar on 1 level, the head on a 2nd level, & the front of the jar on a 3rd level. I never knew that till I got my 1st 'head in jar' scene to draw. What a pain in the butt.
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« Reply #57 on: 09-07-2001 22:36 »

I've always wondered how they talk so clearly when submerged in a liquid - maybe that's answered in some episode I haven't seen yet.
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« Reply #58 on: 09-08-2001 06:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Thomas:
It's not really amazing how they got Groenings head to look like it does now andthe other modern ones but how they got people like George Washington to have they're heads in jars when they are decomposed and in graves.

or fellow Robot they dug up his grave took hios remains and cloned him...

  puke id hate to be the grave digger

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« Reply #59 on: 09-09-2001 01:17 »
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"now no one can say i dont own John Larroquette's (is that right?) spine" <help me drippy_taco>

I'm not Drippy, but I'm available.
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« Reply #60 on: 09-09-2001 01:39 »

 
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Originally posted by Drippy_taco:
I've always wondered how they talk so clearly when submerged in a liquid - maybe that's answered in some episode I haven't seen yet.

Perhaps the same way Bender, Zoidberg, and the Countess talk underwater.

It's MA-GIC!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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« Reply #61 on: 09-09-2001 02:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
Those heads in jars aren't simple to draw. There's the back of the jar on 1 level, the head on a 2nd level, & the front of the jar on a 3rd level. I never knew that till I got my 1st 'head in jar' scene to draw. What a pain in the butt.

You had to do a head in a jar on simpsons????
Only one i know of is those aliens?
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« Reply #62 on: 09-09-2001 02:28 »

Well, he COULD be talking about Season 4 . . .

Anyway, there was a head-in-a-jar in the Simpsons.  Anyone care to hazard a guess?
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« Reply #63 on: 09-09-2001 02:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Well, he COULD be talking about Season 4 . . .

Anyway, there was a head-in-a-jar in the Simpsons.  Anyone care to hazard a guess?

Wasn't it Kitty Kelly?

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« Reply #64 on: 09-09-2001 02:32 »

Oh, so close, and yet so far away . . .
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« Reply #65 on: 09-09-2001 02:38 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Oh, so close, and yet so far away . . .

Yeah, I know... it was the "I didn't do it" episode, and Bart was imagining himself on "The Match Game", and he accidentally broke her jar, and she was snarling...

Kryten

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« Reply #66 on: 09-09-2001 02:40 »
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Ah, it was Kitty Carlisle! God bless you, www.snpp.com!

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« Reply #67 on: 09-21-2001 13:43 »
« Last Edit on: 09-21-2001 13:43 »

Two more great heads deserve to be preserved:

Charles M. Schulz (anyone?)
Bill Watterson (anyone else)

Even though both of them should get an arm applied to draw with  tongue
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« Reply #68 on: 09-28-2001 06:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Stereoide:
Two more great heads deserve to be preserved:

Charles M. Schulz (anyone?)
Bill Watterson (anyone else)

Even though both of them should get an arm applied to draw with   tongue

schultz = peanuts
watterson = calvin & hobbes

what about carl barks or los bros hernadez (of love & rocktes fame)???

   

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« Reply #69 on: 09-28-2001 21:40 »

Scott Adams
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« Reply #70 on: 09-29-2001 03:36 »

 
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Originally posted by diagnostic:
I would hate to be a head in a jar it would be so boring and i wouldnt fancy floating in water and being fed fishfood for the rest of my life( however long severed heads live for)   no no


your avatar looks likke your head has been pickled anyway....

i agree with the scan art guy about asimov.

elvis is a must! how would he manage with no hips?

oh and someone who gave really good head - if u know what i mean....


Signatures are gay...
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« Reply #71 on: 09-30-2001 20:09 »

Since I'm such a big fan of movie spoofs I hope there will be a place for Mel Brooks and Zucker/Abrams/Zucker.

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« Reply #72 on: 10-03-2001 07:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Since I'm such a big fan of movie spoofs I hope there will be a place for Mel Brooks and Zucker/Abrams/Zucker.



i bet their heads will be in the "ancient-comediens-hall".

   

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« Reply #73 on: 10-14-2001 20:35 »

Patrick Steward. He would be in the very exclusive "Legendary Actors" hall.
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« Reply #74 on: 10-15-2001 02:09 »

I dont there names but the creater of Ranma 1/2,Sailor moon, outlaw star and Tenchi Muyo
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« Reply #75 on: 10-15-2001 05:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 More importantly, how did they manage to get TWO Grover Clevelands?

(Yeah, I get the joke.)


Hey, there's two George Bush'es, so why not another Grover?   tongue
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« Reply #76 on: 10-15-2001 13:37 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
 or fellow Robot they dug up his grave took hios remains and cloned him...

   puke id hate to be the grave digger


but why would they just clone the head and not the rest of the body   confused

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« Reply #77 on: 10-15-2001 14:18 »

 
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Random thought: What does fish food taste like? Anyone here actually tried it?   tongue


never had fish food, although once i tried a cat treat. nasty little things.  puke 
Had a dried mealworm too, wasn't that bad, could make a fairly good casserole. 
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« Reply #78 on: 10-15-2001 15:41 »

Stephen King, Spede, Albert Einstein, Chuck Yeager, louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington... There is so many great people in here past...
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« Reply #79 on: 10-15-2001 17:44 »

What about a disney caracter like bambi or dumbo

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