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kiffan

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« Reply #200 on: 03-22-2006 11:54 »

Leela: was his apartment rent controled?

"huzah!"

"You'll be making a trip to stumbos 4, a planet with such high gravity you'll most likly be crushed under the weight of you're own hair. Enjoy!"

"poodle spit!"

"Ah! My thong!"
agent69

Bending Unit
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« Reply #201 on: 04-07-2006 07:41 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2006 00:00 »

Leela: The forbidenzone isn't that forbiden.  eek
Proffesor:All My no roll eyes . Its just a name like the zone of no return. All the zones have names like that in the galixy of terror.
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #202 on: 04-11-2006 19:03 »

"That poor sweet monkey. Oh well , lets gather him up , theres no sense in letting him go to waste" *licks lips*

Then when Geunter says he's transfering to business school.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
jug

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« Reply #203 on: 04-13-2006 18:02 »

Aright... 4ACV09 - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles seems to be the episode with the most of the best farnsworth quotes.  smile

"Giv me back my flopfy face!"
"The devil take this predictable colon!"
"...freaky deaky..." (always cracks me up)
"Think, disco-duck, think!"
"Pazoozoo!"

Billy West... genius!!
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #204 on: 04-14-2006 12:40 »

Jurassic Bark  big grin

"Then let this abomination unto the Lord begin!"

"Know ye now what it feels like to be Dog God!"
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #205 on: 04-14-2006 13:05 »

"There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then the other robot leaves after being decleared the winner".
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #206 on: 04-14-2006 17:04 »
« Last Edit on: 04-14-2006 17:04 »

"Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me!"
"(Leela) Oh god, what have i done?"
"I've just told you, you've killed me!"

Beanbeanbean,
i've been here longer than you and already you are a starship captain! 141 posts! me, about 42!
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #207 on: 04-15-2006 00:58 »

I like "Huzzah" now
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #208 on: 04-15-2006 06:40 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2006 06:40 »

i think all the slogans are covered now!!,mabey
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #209 on: 04-15-2006 07:05 »

my Wah? (that always kills me!!!)
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #210 on: 04-15-2006 12:04 »

"Teddy Bear Junction , the biggest scumhole in the galaxy!"

I know its not a quote thats said all the time but it makes me laugh so hard everytime i hear it.
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #211 on: 04-15-2006 12:04 »

I can't believe nobody mentioned this one yet:

"Yes, it's the apocalypse alright. I always thought I'd have a hand in it."
Dai

Starship Captain
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« Reply #212 on: 04-15-2006 12:17 »

"if a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be out of the loop"

"I suppose i could part with one and still be feared"
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #213 on: 04-15-2006 12:21 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2006 12:21 »

"There it is! The slank-nik-ganglian. Tickle it, and get ready for the ride of your life!"
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #214 on: 04-15-2006 12:45 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2006 12:45 »

Fry: "So that will allow Bender to feel other peoples emotions?"
Prof: "If by allow you mean, force!"

"Good news every one! Mars Universty is bringing me up on disaplinery charges! Wait, thats not good news at all!"
agent69

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« Reply #215 on: 04-16-2006 00:56 »
« Last Edit on: 04-16-2006 00:56 »

does anyone kbow how words the professor says in the entire show?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #216 on: 04-17-2006 09:30 »

holy with a curse on the end
Dai

Starship Captain
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« Reply #217 on: 04-22-2006 17:00 »

My favourite two are:

“Oh sure, smash the smart guy’s machine” - Jurassic Bark

“She’s becoming a slave to her emotions just like all women, particularly you Leela” - Bend Her
my man-wich!

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« Reply #218 on: 04-26-2006 19:41 »

favourite- "PAAAAZZZZOOOOZZZZOOOOOO" after he blew up that thing

2nd- bad news everyone, the super collider super exploded
(i cant remember if he says bad news on the front)
Kagome

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« Reply #219 on: 04-26-2006 21:20 »

Huh where am I now?
It's my Smellascope
The worst grade ever a A--
This isn't a prom limo Amy
I keep her around for the blood
Honey,ordinary honey
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #220 on: 12-15-2006 15:16 »

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!

and

Oooh... A lesson in not changing history from Mr.
        I'm-my-own-grandfather! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw
        history!

and

Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

and

Cubert as Farnsworth: Good news everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all you little...

and

Bad news, everyone! You're not good enough to go on your next mission!

That last one's the best in my opinion.
Stezzy

Crustacean
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« Reply #221 on: 12-15-2006 15:24 »

"Several years ago I logged onto AOL and it's just got through - we're online!"

Makes me chuckle everytime!
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #222 on: 12-20-2006 09:35 »

"oh my"
Dr. Peacock

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« Reply #223 on: 02-28-2007 13:05 »
« Last Edit on: 03-01-2007 00:00 »

Professor: You'll be collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
Leela: What's so dangerous about that
Professor: This is no ordinary honey!

and also

"My god, you're ugly"
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #224 on: 02-28-2007 13:54 »

Farnsworth: "Today you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet"
Hermes: "Why cant they go today?"
Farnsworth: "Because tonight is a very special night, and I want all of you to be alive."
ZoidbergMad

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« Reply #225 on: 02-28-2007 14:52 »

'Good News Everyone'
        and
'That will bleed when i put my heart in'
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #226 on: 02-28-2007 15:12 »

Professor Farnsworth: And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler who has gone to a place I too hope one day to go; the toilet.



Why have a signature if nobody sees it? Show off your siggie today!

Go here and go here NOW.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #227 on: 02-28-2007 15:21 »

"Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases"
ItsAHawkingHole
Crustacean
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« Reply #228 on: 02-28-2007 17:36 »

"Good news everyone!  I'm a horse's butt."  Cubert as Farnsworth

"Bullpies!"  For some reason that gets me.
Volksdragon

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« Reply #229 on: 02-28-2007 22:29 »
« Last Edit on: 02-28-2007 22:29 »

Most of my favorites have already been said, so I'll just replay the best of them like a broken record player.


"And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler who has gone to a place I too hope one day to go; the toilet."

"There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then the other robot leaves after being decleared the winner."

"...and this appears to be a doodle of me as a cowboy."

"Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain."

Bender "Wait, I've got it. Professor, make a woman out of me!"
Professor: "Oh, I think we should just stay friends."


The "If anyone wants me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!" quote was only slightly amusing until the shot showing that there actually was an angry dome and he was ranting in it.


scruffyconrad

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #230 on: 03-01-2007 00:47 »

"whats that layer of ozone that's never been there before"
"OOOO God my tract"
"get a job!"
SpaceJockey

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #231 on: 01-18-2008 12:00 »

"He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness!"

 big grin

"Sweet zombie jesus!" is probably my all-time favorite Farnsy quote. I use it all the time.

Kicked your ass.
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PEELer Since May '04
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #232 on: 01-18-2008 12:07 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2008 12:07 »

PEELer since '04 and you have 67 posts...har hurr.

I also find it ironic that claim to be from May '04, but your infobox clearly says dec' '04
SpaceJockey

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« Reply #233 on: 01-18-2008 12:10 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2008 12:10 »

  roll eyes I don't spend my whole life here, thanks.

I registered under a different username. I wanted this one, so I switched accounts.

What's it to you, anyway?

Kicked your ass.
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PEELer Since May '04
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #234 on: 01-18-2008 12:12 »

Well...you're welcome
:-P
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #235 on: 01-18-2008 14:48 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SpaceJockey:

  roll eyes I don't spend my whole life here, thanks.

Amateur!  tongue
Frisco17

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« Reply #236 on: 01-18-2008 22:44 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Amateur!   tongue

Indeed.

As far as the actual topic is concerned.

Professor: "Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowl movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

"Bad news, nobody. The super-collider super-exploded."
FryBender4

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« Reply #237 on: 01-21-2008 09:48 »

i also like the one devil's hands chose!!!!
FryBender4

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« Reply #238 on: 01-21-2008 09:50 »

-(minus) the exclamation points on the last message I sent..............
Calvyn79

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« Reply #239 on: 01-27-2008 19:13 »

not sure if this is the direct quote, but it goes something like this:

Amy:  You can drop me off at kifs station, the delivery is near there!

Farnsworth:  No we can't!  It isn't a prom limo, damn it!  Its a delivery ship!
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