Favourite Professor Farnsworth Quotes

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Leela: was his apartment rent controled?

"huzah!"

"You'll be making a trip to stumbos 4, a planet with such high gravity you'll most likly be crushed under the weight of you're own hair. Enjoy!"

"poodle spit!"

"Ah! My thong!"

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Leela: The forbidenzone isn't that forbiden. 
Proffesor:All My no . Its just a name like the zone of no return. All the zones have names like that in the galixy of terror.

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"That poor sweet monkey. Oh well , lets gather him up , theres no sense in letting him go to waste" *licks lips*

Then when Geunter says he's transfering to business school.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

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Aright... 4ACV09 - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles seems to be the episode with the most of the best farnsworth quotes. 

"Giv me back my flopfy face!"
"The devil take this predictable colon!"
"...freaky deaky..." (always cracks me up)
"Think, disco-duck, think!"
"Pazoozoo!"

Billy West... genius!!

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Jurassic Bark 

"Then let this abomination unto the Lord begin!"

"Know ye now what it feels like to be Dog God!"

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"There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then the other robot leaves after being decleared the winner".

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"Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me!"
"(Leela) Oh god, what have i done?"
"I've just told you, you've killed me!"

Beanbeanbean,
i've been here longer than you and already you are a starship captain! 141 posts! me, about 42!

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I like "Huzzah" now

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i think all the slogans are covered now!!,mabey

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my Wah? (that always kills me!!!)

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"Teddy Bear Junction , the biggest scumhole in the galaxy!"

I know its not a quote thats said all the time but it makes me laugh so hard everytime i hear it.

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I can't believe nobody mentioned this one yet:

"Yes, it's the apocalypse alright. I always thought I'd have a hand in it."

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"if a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be out of the loop"

"I suppose i could part with one and still be feared"

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"There it is! The slank-nik-ganglian. Tickle it, and get ready for the ride of your life!"

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Fry: "So that will allow Bender to feel other peoples emotions?"
Prof: "If by allow you mean, force!"

"Good news every one! Mars Universty is bringing me up on disaplinery charges! Wait, thats not good news at all!"

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does anyone kbow how words the professor says in the entire show?

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holy with a curse on the end

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My favourite two are:

“Oh sure, smash the smart guy’s machine” - Jurassic Bark

“She’s becoming a slave to her emotions just like all women, particularly you Leela” - Bend Her

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favourite- "PAAAAZZZZOOOOZZZZOOOOOO" after he blew up that thing

2nd- bad news everyone, the super collider super exploded
(i cant remember if he says bad news on the front)

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Huh where am I now?
It's my Smellascope
The worst grade ever a A--
This isn't a prom limo Amy
I keep her around for the blood
Honey,ordinary honey

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SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!

and

Oooh... A lesson in not changing history from Mr.
        I'm-my-own-grandfather! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw
        history!

and

Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

and

Cubert as Farnsworth: Good news everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all you little...

and

Bad news, everyone! You're not good enough to go on your next mission!

That last one's the best in my opinion.

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"Several years ago I logged onto AOL and it's just got through - we're online!"

Makes me chuckle everytime!

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"oh my"

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Professor: You'll be collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
Leela: What's so dangerous about that
Professor: This is no ordinary honey!

and also

"My god, you're ugly"

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Farnsworth: "Today you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet"
Hermes: "Why cant they go today?"
Farnsworth: "Because tonight is a very special night, and I want all of you to be alive."

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'Good News Everyone'
        and
'That will bleed when i put my heart in'

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Professor Farnsworth: And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler who has gone to a place I too hope one day to go; the toilet.

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"Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases"

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"Good news everyone!  I'm a horse's butt."  Cubert as Farnsworth

"Bullpies!"  For some reason that gets me.

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Most of my favorites have already been said, so I'll just replay the best of them like a broken record player.


"And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler who has gone to a place I too hope one day to go; the toilet."

"There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then the other robot leaves after being decleared the winner."

"...and this appears to be a doodle of me as a cowboy."

"Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain."

Bender "Wait, I've got it. Professor, make a woman out of me!"
Professor: "Oh, I think we should just stay friends."


The "If anyone wants me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!" quote was only slightly amusing until the shot showing that there actually was an angry dome and he was ranting in it.

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"whats that layer of ozone that's never been there before"
"OOOO God my tract"
"get a job!"

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"He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness!"

 

"Sweet zombie jesus!" is probably my all-time favorite Farnsy quote. I use it all the time.

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PEELer since '04 and you have 67 posts...har hurr.

I also find it ironic that claim to be from May '04, but your infobox clearly says dec' '04

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  I don't spend my whole life here, thanks.

I registered under a different username. I wanted this one, so I switched accounts.

What's it to you, anyway?

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Well...you're welcome
:-P

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Originally posted by SpaceJockey:

  I don't spend my whole life here, thanks.

Amateur! 

[Reply #236 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Amateur!   

Indeed.

As far as the actual topic is concerned.

Professor: "Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowl movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

"Bad news, nobody. The super-collider super-exploded."

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i also like the one devil's hands chose!!!!

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-(minus) the exclamation points on the last message I sent..............

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not sure if this is the direct quote, but it goes something like this:

Amy:  You can drop me off at kifs station, the delivery is near there!

Farnsworth:  No we can't!  It isn't a prom limo, damn it!  Its a delivery ship!