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Devil´s Hands

Delivery Boy
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« on: 08-24-2003 18:55 »

You know what to do.

"Really? I could have sworn I've never seen that robot before..."
"Anyway, whoever you all are!"
"If anybody wants me, I'll be in the angry dome!"
"Cough, then fall over dead."
"Eh wha?!"
Ozor Mox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #1 on: 08-24-2003 19:06 »

"Ah yes, get lost!"
starone

Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 08-24-2003 19:49 »

Leela:Professer isn't it time for your nap?

Professer:Yes Damnit! (falls asleep)
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #3 on: 08-24-2003 19:57 »

"Shut up, friends!"
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #4 on: 08-24-2003 19:58 »

"Yes, there's no safer occupation than mining. Especially when you're on a snowball whipping through space at a million miles an hour! Whoo whoo whoo whoooo! Safe!"
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #5 on: 08-24-2003 20:55 »

"I've been there... lots of times!!!!"
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #6 on: 08-24-2003 23:23 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
"I've been there... lots of times!!!!"

It's the insane giggle afterwards that really sells the line.

"Oh, yes, madness runs in our family. Some people even called ME mad? And why? Because I dared to dream of creating a race of atomic monsters... atomic supermen with octagonal bodies that suck blood..."

kelso

Crustacean
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« Reply #7 on: 08-24-2003 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 08-24-2003 23:40 »

"SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS"

Bender "Wait, I've got it. Professor, make a woman out of me!"
Professor: "Oh I think we should just stay friends"


 http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0149460
AnarchyBoy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 08-25-2003 00:05 »

"You?! A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster, not find the quickest route to the mall!"
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #9 on: 08-25-2003 00:35 »

"You're grandmother can burn in hell!!!"
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 08-25-2003 01:51 »

"Bad news nobody"
Rage Dump

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #11 on: 08-25-2003 07:45 »

"I'll put you Globe-Trotters in ya place..." The way he says "Globetrotters" is great, makes me laugh everytime  laff
HawkingHole4001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #12 on: 08-25-2003 11:50 »

"Or a bit fat placebo! It's all the same crap!"
From 113/1ACV13, Fry & The Slurm Factory.
Rover

Bending Unit
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« Reply #13 on: 08-25-2003 11:59 »

Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."
Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"
Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

I love that quote.
MuscaDomestica

Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 08-25-2003 12:04 »

Good news everyone!

Classic... one of the best catch phrases on the show.
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #15 on: 08-25-2003 12:38 »

My favorite Farnsworth scene ever:

Leela: Is this some sort of brain scanning device?
Farnsworth: Some sort, yes. In France, it's called a guilloutine.
*Leela's head nearly gets chopped off.*
Leela: Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?!
Farnsworth: Yes, easily.
Jamesbondcja

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 08-25-2003 17:35 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2003 17:35 »

The Zombie Zesus? And hes coming to dinner?

Great CUT line!

I'm A firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class.

Especially since I rule.
LaVaLaDy

Starship Captain
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« Reply #17 on: 08-25-2003 18:35 »

"well, i am already in  my pajamas"
"did it put you young whippersnappers in to place?"
mjsmith

Bending Unit
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« Reply #18 on: 08-26-2003 01:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 01:01 »

Love that line when he was doing the judge role in their Single Female Lawyer recreation from When Aliens Attack, about not giving Jenny McNeal (Played by Leela) her hand in marriage, then reading the cue card direction.

And, how about the Slurm Factory one:
"Tell them I hate them!"  big grin
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #19 on: 08-26-2003 01:19 »

"I can't marry you, for you see, I'm dying, cough, then fall over dead." *sits there looking pleased with himself*

Zoidberg's line is even funnier.
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 08-26-2003 03:28 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 03:28 »

"Oh, don't worry Fry, I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum.  But now it's nearly over.  So long!" --  Insane in the Mainframe

"I'll ruin you like I ruin this company" --  Futurestock

"Sold your body!!  Oh Bender, I been down that road.  I know it's galmorous, and the parties are great. But you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelery and skin-tight pants."  --  A Head in the Polls.

"Buddha! Zeus! God! one of you guys do something! . . .  Help! Satan! you owe me!!!"  and "Good news everyone, I'm still technically alive."  --  The Farnsworth Parabox

Plus, it isn't really al line, but Farnsworth's reaction when he see's Mom naked in Mother's Day is priceless.
Blue Zoidberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #21 on: 08-26-2003 03:37 »

Leela: Now remember Professor, Bender is santa, so we don't need to hurt him.
Professor: Yes, yes Leela you sound like a broken MP3
Bender: Ho-ho (Professor shoots Bender) Ow.
Leela: Professor! Don't you remember what I just said?
Professor: NO! (shoots bender again)
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #22 on: 08-26-2003 04:15 »

"This is going to be one hell of a bowel movement.  Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

I also like it when he says
"ee-Stupid"
planetcutie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #23 on: 08-26-2003 04:28 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 04:28 »

"Oh dear - they'll be killed on our doorstep.  And there's no trash pickup till January 3rd." - Xmas Story.

(added an hour or so later)

"And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler, who's gone to a place I too hope to go one day - the toilet" - I Second That Emotion
Cheeez

Bending Unit
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« Reply #24 on: 08-26-2003 04:58 »

From The Game:

Fry: Oh, Professor, Here's the hammer I died getting for you.
Farnsie: Eewha? Oh, you can keep that peice of junk. I only made you look for it to get you out of my metaphorical hair!
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 08-26-2003 11:41 »

"Pft!  You sound just like my tennis instructor!"
"Good news!  It's a suppository."
"You, fat as the queen of sea-cows."
"with my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!"
 mo' better professor.
Monty Carlo

Crustacean
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« Reply #26 on: 08-26-2003 14:06 »

"Dirt doesn't need luck."

Doesn't sound that funny, but in context it works much, much better.
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 08-26-2003 23:04 »

"I have a grave announcement. Anyone with a weak heart had better leave now. Goodbye."

-cs™



"It's toe tappingly tragic."
Metallica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 08-28-2003 16:23 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by planetcutie:
"Oh dear - they'll be killed on our doorstep.  And there's no trash pickup till January 3rd." - Xmas Story.

(added an hour or so later)

"And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler, who's gone to a place I too hope to go one day - the toilet" - I Second That Emotion

thats funny  laff also i like  "So thats what would happen if i invented the fing longer"
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #29 on: 08-28-2003 20:09 »

'Wait, that's not good news...'
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #30 on: 08-28-2003 23:26 »

"Sure, everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but put it in the body of a great white shark... oooooh, suddenly you've gone too far!"
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #31 on: 09-03-2003 21:27 »


Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
mjsmith

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 09-03-2003 22:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Asylum-Fry:

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

  laff Love that one, too.

THE FUTURAMA SLAVE ARMY WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
MetaFox

Crustacean
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« Reply #33 on: 09-04-2003 00:58 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2003 00:58 »

Farnsworth in the game on selling the dark matter engine:

"I pawned it for the same reason everyone pawns everything in America:  to get a gun."

then:

"I gave you a gun.  What do you want, a flowered dress?  Now, get going!"
Zack Brannigan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #34 on: 09-04-2003 01:15 »

"Good news!  . . . there's a tv report on with some very bad news."

"Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense."

Farnsworth: "We did all we could"
Fry: "So you mean he's . . . ??"
Farnsworth: "Good as new?  ee-yes!"


Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #35 on: 09-04-2003 02:15 »

I laughed out loud at this for some reason, but perhaps you have to watch it to get the full effect.

Cubert: Hey Dad, what useless contraption are you half-baking today?
Professor: Eh-wha? Oh, this is my latest invention. A device that lets anyone sound exactly like me.
Cubert: (Speaking into the machine, sounding like Farnsworth) Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt.
Professor: I am?! That's not good news at all! You little-
Cubert: (still with Professor's voice) Aah!
MetaFox

Crustacean
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« Reply #36 on: 09-04-2003 02:46 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2003 02:46 »

Hermes:  I miss me wife and me oxygen.
Professor: Yes, everyone misses their loved ones and gasses.
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #37 on: 09-06-2003 04:40 »

Tell them I hate them!
MetaFox

Crustacean
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« Reply #38 on: 09-06-2003 21:59 »

"Fry, what in Sega Genesis happened to you?"
Slurm Guy

Starship Captain
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« Reply #39 on: 09-16-2003 23:12 »

"Oh why didn't I break his legs!?"
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