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Kif

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« on: 06-15-2001 04:10 »

Let's face it, Zapp and Kif have some of the stupidest and funniest conversations, and Kif is usually made to do things that can be quite simply done by Zapp himself, like pointing at a medal, or saying Zapps disease. (Sexlexia). What are your fave moments of Zapp and Kif, or don't you like them?
Radijs

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« Reply #1 on: 06-15-2001 06:11 »

When Kif lets the PE crew go.
"Why indeed"
Hmm?
Guest
« Reply #2 on: 06-15-2001 06:16 »

"Kif, show them the medal I won"
Kif

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« Reply #3 on: 06-15-2001 06:19 »

"What's it called Kif?" "Sexlexia."
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #4 on: 06-15-2001 12:15 »

Zap "search them for paper, and bring me a rock"

Kif "Why?"



Bah!
Kryten

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« Reply #5 on: 06-15-2001 12:28 »

Zapp: Kif, I'm going to the men's room and I need an attendant-- oh, I see you're crying like a woman.

Kifley Jr

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« Reply #6 on: 06-15-2001 12:50 »

"The jackass wants to see you..."


Bah!
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #7 on: 06-15-2001 13:02 »

Kif "do you here that im acually laughing"

Fry "This is a mutany"

Kif "ohhh   frown"


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If I don't make it tell all my PEEL friends... Oh wait what PEEL friends?

[This message has been edited by Kifley Jr (edited 06-15-2001).]
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #8 on: 06-15-2001 14:51 »

Would Kif be such a funny character without Zap?

Bah!
futurefreak

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« Reply #9 on: 06-15-2001 20:40 »

wow...i never though of it like that, and in answer to your question, my guess is that he wouldn't...

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #10 on: 06-15-2001 21:05 »

Zapp: This whole sector is uncharted

Kif: It is not uncharted you lost the charts

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #11 on: 06-16-2001 01:00 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
wow...i never though of it like that, and in answer to your question, my guess is that he wouldn't...

Of course he wouldn't be as funny eh..
He's a one line character like zoid..
I kinda wish he was alittle more than that but hey oh well..


Bah!
FishyJoe

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« Reply #12 on: 06-17-2001 15:52 »

I guess we'll find out once they finally air Where The Buggalo Roam.

I'm disappointed that there's a Kif-centered episode without any Zappified action, but it'll be interesting to see how funny he is on his own.

Kryten

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« Reply #13 on: 06-18-2001 01:16 »

Hey, I got no problem with that. We had so many Bendercentric episodes this year that I'm sick of him. I want my Amy episode, dammit!  mad

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #14 on: 06-18-2001 01:49 »

Amen

::Wait's for Juliet's killing spree::

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
darthgy

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« Reply #15 on: 06-27-2001 02:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
Would Kif be such a funny character without Zap?


i don't think so, zapp & kif are linked to each other (like good comical-duos there is one who acts and the other reacts).
Fry Fry the pizza guy

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« Reply #16 on: 06-27-2001 08:11 »

I agree! To be honest, I cant really decide which is my fave Zap/Kif moment - they'e all so funny! probably 1 of the best is:

Zap: Destroy all the aliens
Kif: Er..what about me sir?
Zap: Oh right. Nobady destroy Kif..... (unless you have to!)

I aint sure why that 1 makes me laugh so much, but it just does!  tongue

My parents, my friends, my co-workers. i'll never see any of them again. YAHOO!
Kif

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« Reply #17 on: 07-07-2001 16:24 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
Zapp: This whole sector is uncharted

Kif: It is not uncharted you lost the charts



I think that's also one of my personal favourites quotes.
winna

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« Reply #18 on: 07-08-2001 01:19 »

I think what is soooo funny about their relationship is that they really don't have one.  Its more of Zapp pushing Kif around, just cause he's there.  To Zapp if might be a friendship but we all know that friendship is more of a 2-way thing.  But what i thought was funny was in "War is the H-Word" where Kif was scrubbing Zapp's back and Fry was scrubbing Kiff's back because Kif was acting just like Zapp toward Fry.  Very funny stuff.
Bob_14

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« Reply #19 on: 07-11-2001 13:44 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
But what i thought was funny was in "War is the H-Word" where Kif was scrubbing Zapp's back and Fry was scrubbing Kiff's back because Kif was acting just like Zapp toward Fry.  Very funny stuff.
Kif was probably actin like that because he has some much aggression towards zap. he just needed a way to release it. oh ya i like kif's dialog more than zap's.

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Tryin! whats the lesson?? Don't try!
Valgarv

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« Reply #20 on: 07-12-2001 15:22 »

Yeah, those two are pretty funny    smile  Dunno what I'd do if futurama didn't have its depressed-acting Kif!

  evil laugh

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forgot to put the sig on this one....oops. You know anyway: I wanna be an ancient dragon (forgot where the thread is located)

[This message has been edited by Valgarv (edited 07-12-2001).]
Bob_14

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« Reply #21 on: 07-13-2001 12:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Valgarv:
Yeah, those two are pretty funny     smile  Dunno what I'd do if futurama didn't have its depressed-acting Kif!

   evil laugh

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forgot to put the sig on this one....oops. You know anyway: I wanna be an ancient dragon (forgot where the thread is located)


well if they didn't have them, then we wouldn't have anything to talk about on this thread.

Whats the first step to failure??
Tryin! whats the lesson?? Don't try!
Valgarv

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« Reply #22 on: 07-13-2001 13:46 »

*startled gasp* YOU'RE RIGHT!   eek  NEVER GET RID OF ZAP AND KIF! THEY ARE THE BLOOD OF THIS THREAD!!
Okay. I'm done now    big grin
  evil laugh

Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #23 on: 07-27-2001 16:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Valgarv:
*startled gasp* YOU'RE RIGHT!    eek  NEVER GET RID OF ZAP AND KIF! THEY ARE THE BLOOD OF THIS THREAD!!
Okay. I'm done now     big grin
   evil laugh


I think that Kif needs a holiday on a stripper beach, Now that would be interesting.
Oh and Kif, in answer to your original question,

Kif: Working for that man is sooooo humitating.Once he actually ordered me to shave his armpits while he was in the tub so I said...
Leela: Can we talk about something other than Zapp for a while?
Kif: Okay...wellum...how about umm...So anyway there he was in the tub...


Never eat yellow snow.....Oh yeah unless its a slush puppie!
Just Chris

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« Reply #24 on: 08-10-2001 14:54 »

I can't believe Kif tried to use Zapp's books of pick-up lines...
mofo37

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« Reply #25 on: 08-10-2001 15:15 »

Well, it's because he's latched on to him.  Kif and Zapp have this sick co-dependence towards each other so even though Kif completely loathes Zapp he's lost whenever he's not around.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #26 on: 08-11-2001 05:35 »

and thats what makes any stable relationship work.
mofo37

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« Reply #27 on: 08-11-2001 15:51 »
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Actually, my point was that it was an unhealthy relationship.
futurefreak

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« Reply #28 on: 08-11-2001 23:53 »

Kif and Zapp act just like a very depressed married couple...  tongue
mofo37

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« Reply #29 on: 08-12-2001 00:37 »

Maybe they are married.  Hmmmm...
Kryten

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« Reply #30 on: 08-12-2001 00:40 »

 
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Originally posted by mofo37:
Maybe they are married.  Hmmmm...

Let's hope Amy never finds out...

iliketowankalot

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« Reply #31 on: 08-12-2001 08:49 »

I hope she does find out and break up with kiff and go back to her slutty ways, I miss Amy the slut
lilmurray37

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« Reply #32 on: 08-12-2001 17:54 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
I hope she does find out and break up with kiff and go back to her slutty ways, I miss Amy the slut
Don't we all, Don't we all
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diagnostic

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« Reply #33 on: 08-18-2001 14:15 »

i loved that bit in amazon women in the mood when kif starts crawling on the ceiling with only pants on, that was so funny  evil laugh

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Fenris

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« Reply #34 on: 09-05-2001 14:23 »

Zapp is the ultimate character. He says the funniest things and looks the coolest. Besides, he is always going commando. :-)
Teral

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« Reply #35 on: 09-05-2001 17:30 »

Some of Kif and Zapp's funniest lines:

Zapp Branigan: "One day a man has everything. The next day he blows up a 400000000$ spacestation. And the next day he is nothing. Makes you think."

Kiff Kroker: "No it doesn't!!"
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Zapp Brannigan: "Good job everyone. The mothership is destroyed." (the real mothership is "decloaking" ) "What the hell is that?"

Kif Kroker: "It appears to be the mothership."

Zapp Brannigan: "Then what did we just blow up?"

Kif Kroker: "The Hubble Telescope."



Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Fenris

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« Reply #36 on: 09-06-2001 10:45 »

yup! they are some good ones  cool
Kryten

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« Reply #37 on: 09-06-2001 11:51 »

Leela: This could work. The Omicronians can't seem to tell humans apart.
Zapp: I know. At the conference today, they thought that Kif was the statesman and that I was an escaped mental patient! Can you believe that?
Kif: Please, I'm creating.

Nurdbot

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« Reply #38 on: 09-07-2001 02:25 »

Zap and Kiff a couple  puke poor Kiff...i rekon he should get the girl and show there hope sofr all of us losers BZZTT

Kiff:Sir they ahve allready docked with us
Zapp:Oh well i played the game and lost all-Kiff is that wicker chair i like survives the slaugter send it to my PO box...

AAHAHAHAHahahahahha .That was funny.I would not trust Zapp with an escape pod.Kiff should be a captin 84848448 beep beep beep
Nurdbot

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« Reply #39 on: 09-07-2001 02:28 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Zap and Kiff a couple   puke poor Kiff...i rekon he should get the girl and show there hope for all of us losers BZZTT

Kiff:Sir they have allready docked with us
Zapp:Oh well i played the game and lost all,Kiff is that wicker chair i like survives the slaugter send it to my PO box...

AAHAHAHAHahahahahha .That was funny.I would not trust Zapp with an escape pod.Kiff should be a captin 84848448 beep beep beep

  evil laugh 
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