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FemJesse

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« on: 07-07-2003 04:59 »

Okay this thread is for a simple comic strip I'm making. I'm taking suggestions on what would be good questions to ask (or interrogate) Fry and the rest of the Planet Express gang under a Polygraph (lie-detector).

If you wish, you can put what you expect the answers would be to your questions in a spoiler tag. Please stay "in character". Also mention the character your question is targetted at.

The end product will be a simple black and white comic strip where the characters are being forced to answer your questions... and that's something everyone can enjoy! 
(This comic will be featured at The Leela Zone and Scan Art Central.)
Denton

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 07-07-2003 07:41 »
« Last Edit on: 07-07-2003 07:41 »

1.how about they ask fry if he has ever thought about zoidbergs feelngs.

2.ask him something stupid like did you eat the proffessor puzzle pieces.

3. ask him whether he has ever taken a shower in his life.

sorry if its not funny i was sorta of in a hurry

and btw FemJesse nice work on the leela comic strip    big grin    big grin    wink    wink

-Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!-
Ricky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #2 on: 07-07-2003 10:34 »

For Zoidberg: If you saw delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you seize and consume it?
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 07-07-2003 10:37 »

With all the silly/funny questions that will be popping up, I just thought I'd ask one heavy/serious one to ruin the whole mood:
To Fry: What would you do if Leela died?
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #4 on: 07-07-2003 15:36 »
« Last Edit on: 07-07-2003 15:36 »

To Fry: Have there ever been times when you seriously considered giving up on Leela and winning her heart?
planetcutie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 07-07-2003 16:10 »

Bender : Would you really kill all humans if given the chance?

Fry : What do you miss most about the 20th century

Leela : Do you think you'll ever find the right man?

Zoidberg : Is there anything you *wouldn't* eat?

"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
ShineFusion

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 07-07-2003 19:28 »

Zoidberg: Are you intentonally funny or does it come naturally?

Bender: Are you really able to eat human food or not?
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #7 on: 07-07-2003 21:04 »

Fry: What was your favourite brand of beer back in the good ol' days?'

Zoidberg: Whats you favorite pizza topping? (Spell?, please notify me if i made an error)

Amy: On a 1/10 scale, how would you rate Fry in bed?
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #8 on: 07-07-2003 21:51 »
« Last Edit on: 07-11-2003 00:00 »

Fry: How would you propose to Leela?

Zoidberg: Have you found anything in your shell lately?

Bender: How many times have you stolen Fry's blood?

Amy: Are you just using Kif?

Heremes: Have you ever considered dying your hair(a really stupid one)?

Farnsworth: How long has it been since your heart last beated?

Scruffy: Do you even have a home?

Nibbler: Did you eat my dog yesterday?

Leela: What was the worst date you ever had?
Ricky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 07-07-2003 22:46 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Anarchist:
With all the silly/funny questions that will be popping up, I just thought I'd ask one heavy/serious one to ruin the whole mood:
To Fry: What would you do if Leela died?

That question's not suitable for a polygraph test, as you can't answer with a simple yes or no   no no
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #10 on: 07-07-2003 23:01 »

none of the questions asked leela were yes or no questions.
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 07-07-2003 23:57 »

It's the year 3000-something. Polygraphs have improved by then.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 07-08-2003 02:40 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2008 09:41 »

1)You once said you wanted a robot as a friend since you were six years old. Knowing Bender, how do you feel about actually having one as a (best) friend?

2) What, if anything have you done to stop Bender from constantly stealing your wallet, your belongings... your blood?

3) How does Bender's constantly stealing your things affect your friendship?

4) Mr. Fry, do you truly believe there is a chance Leela will ever feel the same way about you as you do about her?

5) What would it take for you to give up trying to win her affection? In other words, how much of Leela's rejection can you take?

6) What could she do to convince you she's a lost cause?

@ FemJesse: Use any or all, feel free to edit to taste.

Yer' flamin' well right I'm a shipper!
  wink

Edited 'cuz I still can't flamin' spell!
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 07-08-2003 09:55 »

Fry: what do you think about Flexo now?

Amy: we all know that you feel great about Kif but do you think you can have a happy strong relationship?

Hermes: why do you hate Zoidberg?

well that is all i can think for now.
P.D.: nice idea FemJess!  smile

Professor of Programming Science at Mars U
& Proud Space Captain of the "Black Hole"

thanks to Daniela Lavarne (the lesbian Leela) for the sig wink
Wonderbee31

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 07-08-2003 14:00 »
« Last Edit on: 07-08-2003 14:00 »

To Fry: When you had the worms, you were able to tell Leela your feelings for her in a way that made you attractive to her.  Have you ever actually regretted getting rid of them in order to find out how Leela felt about you?
SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #15 on: 07-08-2003 14:11 »

To Leela:

- Can you honestly say that your life has, in any way, worsened since you met Phillip J. Fry on December 31st 2999?

- Hasn't all of your life's fortunes since that point been as a direct result of the intervention of one slow-witted, but well-meaning delivery boy?

- Do you value your time at Planet Express greater than you value your career beforehand?
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 07-08-2003 17:26 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2003 00:00 »

Here's Fry!

Zoiberg will PROBABLY be next... up for lobster stew?

Fun facts:  Fry's line after "What would you do if Leela died?"
went from "Cry, me cry long time."
-to "...would the body still be warm?" (sexy losers reference)
-to what it is.  It references a time when he said if he ever wanted to go back to the year 2000, he'd just freeze himself again. 
Tjoppen
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #17 on: 07-09-2003 08:18 »

There's no wire in the last frame.

Hm.. Zoidberg. Have to think about this...

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Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #18 on: 07-09-2003 09:07 »

Very funny.  This was a great idea.  And you forgot to put the wire in the last frame.

Zoidberg:

would you rather have a lifetime supply of food and no friends  or  friends who'd be your friends for your whole life but whatever food you could manage to get?

It's confusing, but it's what I came up with.
Tjoppen
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #19 on: 07-09-2003 10:35 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2003 10:35 »

"How did you flip the coin to decide your career with claws?"
Hm.. Maybe he used his mouthflaps? Anyway:

"Do you trust guineapigs?"

edit:
bad sentence construction etc.

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Coder, Absynth Interactive
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #20 on: 07-09-2003 10:44 »

Hmm, I can't see it for some reason. scanartcentral.net seems to be down.
You should have gone with the sexylosers reference, though. (Or maybe I'm just glad that I'm not the only one here who reads that sick shit.)
Wendell2004

Crustacean
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« Reply #21 on: 07-09-2003 13:04 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2003 13:04 »

they should be asked how they feel about their show being cancelled by fox and what they would do to them   evil laugh
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #22 on: 07-09-2003 13:09 »

welcome to PEEL, Wendell2004.  Good idea.
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #23 on: 07-09-2003 15:42 »

Ack I can't believe I forgot that wire.  Well, when scanartcentral is back up, I'll reload it with the wired drawn in.  Scott would like to point out that he does shower in one episode...
In response I would like to say "He pretends to shower".. (I LOVE YOU FRY, you big stinky sneaky man!!!) *pats her monitor*
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 07-09-2003 16:44 »

Yeah, he showers in "I, Roomate" -I think it was that one... yeah, it was.
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #25 on: 07-09-2003 18:07 »

He also showered in "30% Iron Cook" when Zoidberg switched his t-shirt.

Anyway, very funny work, FemJesse. I really enjoy this entire examination idea.
Seraya

Crustacean
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« Reply #26 on: 07-09-2003 18:28 »

Zoidberg: After all you've done in the past two years, are you still considered the only 'nice' person by Robot Santa?

Amy: Do you just pretend to be a ditz to get guys? (think the true answer should be yes, dunno her response)

Hermes: Have you ever been disorganized?

Professor: Have you ever been tempted to dissect your employees, even when they weren't dead? (to, for example, study Leela's mutant anatomy, study Fry's pathetic brain, etc.)


But I'm not broken, in my dream I win--Out here I'm no one, a cosmic castaway
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #27 on: 07-10-2003 00:00 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xmpel:
Zoidberg: Whats you favorite pizza topping?
or
Have you ever eaten a pizza?

Yes!, i got to quote myself!

Bong - The only thing wasted is you.
Futurama_Hil

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 07-10-2003 09:41 »

He ate pizza in "A Fishful Of Dollars"
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #29 on: 07-10-2003 09:56 »

"I'm okay."
ZAPP!!
"Good golly miss molly!"

Funny stuff. This is a great idea, FemJesse, and the cartoons are all awesome (to the max).

Amy: why don't you just tell your parents you don't want any children right now?

Denton

Bending Unit
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« Reply #30 on: 07-10-2003 11:57 »

Nice work Femjesse once again

hmmm... zoidberg is hard one but if i had to choose id say

1. when he asks the first question make zoidberg say something like *hurray somebody is interested in me* (gotta go with the classics)  smile

2. have you ever thought about Actually going to medical school.

3. ask him something like have you ever thought mabye to give up on trying to make friends with the crew.

hope these suggestions help you    smile

-Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!-
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #31 on: 07-10-2003 12:33 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2003 12:33 »

That comic strip is halarious! FemJesse, your a genius!     laff      laff      laff
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #32 on: 07-10-2003 15:14 »

Zoidberg: what is the wierdest thing you have eaten?
Tjoppen
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #33 on: 07-10-2003 17:27 »

Actually, planetcutie's question has an answer; he didn't eat Fry's sandwiches from his "compartment" in "Insane in the mainframe".

Although that answers to what he _hasn't_ eaten rather than what _wouldn't_ eat. Oh well...

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Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #34 on: 07-10-2003 20:53 »

Right
Hejira

Crustacean
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« Reply #35 on: 07-11-2003 10:32 »

Nibbler: If your poop weighs as much as a thousand suns, then why doesn't it have the same gravitational pull as a thousand suns?
(I dunno how he'd answer - the trekkie nitpicker in me escaped for a while there.)
(Maybe Fry was saying a thousand sons...that could be Nibbler's excuse. Your choice to zap or not.)

Amy: How much did you weigh as a kid? And what is your exact age?
(Double zappage! Yeehar!)

Zoidberg: What is your favourite flavour pizza box?
Nefnar

Professor
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« Reply #36 on: 07-11-2003 10:56 »

Bender: If you could add one feeling to your robotic non sensive heart which would it be an why?
Zoidberg: When Hermes says something offensive against you (CONSTANLY) do you want to smash him, or you just take it as a joke?
Zapp: Do you really think you have more chance with Leela than Fry does?
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #37 on: 07-11-2003 11:49 »

Hejira: yeah a good question, ans if it weighs so much earth would be rotaiting around it
 
 
Tjoppen
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #38 on: 07-11-2003 13:16 »

I'd wonder why Nibbler doesn't weigh as much as his poop when it is in fact inside him...

~ One software - one function(avoid bloat at all cost) ~
Coder, Absynth Interactive
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #39 on: 07-11-2003 17:08 »

maybe he has a wormhole in his troat ahhhh however you spell it
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