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diagnostic

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« Reply #40 on: 08-17-2001 17:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 Fl'uh? I don't remember that one. What was the main plot?

i think it was from the robot mafia episode when they go to the hospital after leela gets pepper sprayed in her eye by elzar in the first half of the episode.


"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
Chump

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« Reply #41 on: 08-17-2001 19:07 »

Oh Oh! I love it in Parasites Lost when they're like:
Hermes: He'll be as strong and flexable as Gumby and Hurcules combined!
Zoidberg: Gumburcules? I love that guy!
Kryten

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« Reply #42 on: 08-18-2001 21:53 »

 
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Originally posted by diagnostic:
 
Quote
Originally posted by Kryten:
 Fl'uh? I don't remember that one. What was the main plot?

i think it was from the robot mafia episode when they go to the hospital after leela gets pepper sprayed in her eye by elzar in the first half of the episode.


I musta missed that scene...

diagnostic

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« Reply #43 on: 08-19-2001 19:43 »

i love that bit in "the problem with popplers" when.......

leela:the poppler spoke! it called me mummy!!                 

zoidberg:congratulations leela and i suppose amy is the father..

i think he said somthin like that anyway...

  big grin

"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
Nixorbo

UberMod
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« Reply #44 on: 08-19-2001 20:00 »

 
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Originally posted by diagnostic:
I love that bit in "The Problem With Popplers" when . . .

Leela: The poppler spoke! It called me mom!

Zoidberg: Congratulations Leela, and i suppose Amy is the father?


*Amy says something
<Zoidberg> Yes, yes, listen to the father!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #45 on: 08-20-2001 21:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-20-2001 21:45 »

 
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zoidberg:congratulations leela and i suppose amy is the father..

Zoidberg must know about Amys and Leelas secret affair.
I wonder what happened in the steam room between Leela and Amy after Fry left..Damn does fox censors
Old Skool Prop

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« Reply #46 on: 01-05-2006 02:31 »

When fry is teaching him to date that is so funny!
tyraniak

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« Reply #47 on: 01-05-2006 23:29 »

Hey, we all need to get the jelly out of our wazoos somehow
Frisco17

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« Reply #48 on: 01-06-2006 11:26 »

Best Zoidberg moments in my opinion are:

In TKOS
Zoidberg: Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

And in Bend Her
Zoidberg: I saw a frilly cake in here you would remember all your life. I know I will. Late at night it haunts me with its frosted beauty. (shouting) Order the cake, damnit!

tyraniak

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« Reply #49 on: 01-06-2006 14:16 »

THDHAIP

The real music's in your heart, not in your hands

You're music is bad and you should feel bad
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #50 on: 01-06-2006 14:24 »

Who the hell is Nixon+Morbo=??? ?  That's, like, the worst name ever.  And the answer is obviously "Morxon."

On topic: "Hermes, quiet, I'm deducing things!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #51 on: 01-06-2006 15:52 »

Fry: Uh, is there a human doctor around?

Zoidberg: Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say...(He makes a weird noise.)

Fry: (Similar weird noise.)

Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

PhyscoticRobot

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« Reply #52 on: 01-08-2006 14:41 »

Absolutly everything he says is funny
"Zoibi want go outside"
"aww, but i just let you back in!"
alot like my cat, i might add
Frisco17

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« Reply #53 on: 01-09-2006 14:39 »

Zoidberg 1: And those co-workers, always looking down on us Zoidbergs. What are they, from Nob Hill?

Zoidberg A: They're all like "Stop spraying me with ink, Zoidberg!" "Put on pants, Zoidberg!" "Don't touch our fancy box, Zoidberg!"

Zoidberg 1: Oh, that box! Too good for us, is it?

Zoidberg A: Bah! Someday they'll watch from down in the gutter, they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box.
FryBound

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« Reply #54 on: 01-10-2006 21:41 »

Zoiby want balloon, zoiby want balloon
mookie427

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« Reply #55 on: 01-12-2006 16:52 »

In AOI2:
"what? do i smell or something? (sniffs under his arm) Aaaww...."
Frisco17

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« Reply #56 on: 01-13-2006 11:21 »

"And why did I have to take a cab?"
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #57 on: 02-07-2006 13:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2006 13:01 »

I'm more based on Zoidberg and yet i act alot like Bender. Hence,  dr.bender nye. I may have told the story.
EDIT: Oh sorry, Quote:
Did you see me escaping? i was all like... (Three stoges impersonation)
Three Stoodges by zoidberg is always funny
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #58 on: 02-07-2006 13:58 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2006 13:58 »

This is the best one but its the WAY he says it, not the quote:

"You don't want to end up old and lonley (voice builds) like Zoidberg! (sobbs)"
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #59 on: 02-08-2006 03:42 »

here are three good uns:

"You've gotta spring me, i'll never survive in here. I'm too pretty!"

"Zoidberg 1: Why with the long faces?

[Leela 1 gasps.]

Leela 1: The idiots have the box!

Zoidberg A: I think she means you."


"Zoidberg A: They're all like "Stop spraying me with ink, Zoidberg!" "Put on pants, Zoidberg!" "Don't touch our fancy box, Zoidberg!" "

zoiby

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« Reply #60 on: 02-08-2006 05:29 »

"in my opinion boxes are normaly empty or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top and and one time pepporoni what a day that was"
LordZoidberg

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« Reply #61 on: 02-17-2006 15:47 »

zoiby
in my opinion boxes are normaly empty or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top and and one time pepporoni what a day that was"


oh Lord he was funny in that but he realy shines in rosswell that ends well
are you here to make a hybrid?
are you coming onto me
i take exepiton
im not hearing a no

utter class
Crackenspine

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« Reply #62 on: 02-17-2006 16:00 »

Almost everything Zoidberg says is hilarious, second only to the Prof.

"Can't a lobster take a scented bath in peace!?"
LordZoidberg

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« Reply #63 on: 02-18-2006 14:00 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2006 14:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Crackenspine:
Almost everything Zoidberg says is hilarious, second only to the Prof.

"Can't a lobster take a scented bath in peace!?"

second what do you mean second
   confused
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #64 on: 02-19-2006 01:22 »

Zoidberg A: Now I would hold the box
Zoidberg B: THE BOX SAYS NO!
Zoidberg A: ohhh...

I think zoidys "ohhhh" sound is funny
Hypnotize

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« Reply #65 on: 02-19-2006 13:10 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2006 13:10 »

I like that episode with lucy lui where he does "the z snap", that was hilarious.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #66 on: 10-29-2006 09:18 »

I think parisites lost was zoidy's best ep...

Zoidy - Ah, the hypochondriac’s back. So whats it this time?
Fry – well my lead pipe hurts a little
Zoidy – that’s normal – next patient


zoidy – Quick! We can escape through that nasal-capilary into the sinus.
Hermes– strange! Usually you don’t know anything about human anatomy
zoidy– I learned it from a decongestant commercial. Soothing action, action, action…

and

Professor (something about the heart)
zoidy– Ah! where the food is digested!

this ep really got to show how bad a doctor zoidy is !   smile   smile   smile
Arockalypse

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« Reply #67 on: 11-05-2006 04:13 »

Yay!I'm a teenage heartrob again!
Yippie-ki-yay! You'll never guess where I've been!
AlchoholicRbot

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« Reply #68 on: 11-06-2006 23:23 »
« Last Edit on: 11-06-2006 23:23 »

Every phrase that comes out of zoidbergs mouth is to f***ing funny. It makes me want to crap myself 
Zoidberg when the valentines day show is on where he sayss "It would be that much better if it was valentines day, WHAT it was HOORAY"
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #69 on: 11-11-2006 17:21 »

"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray! "

I love that voice over!
ZoidZoid

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« Reply #70 on: 11-11-2006 18:23 »

 
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Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
oh Lord he was funny in that but he realy shines in rosswell that ends well
are you here to make a hybrid?
are you coming onto me
i take exepiton
im not hearing a no

utter class

Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.

Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people.

Truman: Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?

Zoidberg: Are you coming onto me?

Truman: Hot crackers! I take exception to that!

Zoidberg: (sexfully) I'm not hearing a no.

[Truman stands up.]

Truman: Nerks to this space crab! If we want information, we'll have to do us an old-fashioned alien autopsy!

[A man holds up a saw behind Zoidberg. Zoidberg turns around.]

Zoidberg: Hooray!

Pazuzu333

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« Reply #71 on: 11-13-2006 15:39 »

I like the whoop whoop whoop sort of thing he does... lol I also liked the voiceover in Love and Rocket! And all the one liners!
Arockalypse

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« Reply #72 on: 11-15-2006 04:26 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2006 04:26 »

In "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
Leela:I love his boyish charm,but I hate his childishness.
*time jumps forward*-Zoidberg is watching TV
Leela : Dr.Zoidberg,are you even listening to me?
Zoidberg: Excuse me,you must've been boring me!
Freela

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« Reply #73 on: 11-15-2006 08:52 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2006 08:52 »

In "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid":
Zoidberg: On margin. Zoidby wants to buy on margin!

In "I forgot which episode this is from":
Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes.

In "Where the Buggalo Roam":
Zoidberg: Don't mind if I already did. By the way, do you have any more of this Dom Perignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.


MrBlonde

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« Reply #74 on: 11-15-2006 09:14 »

The episode is The Luck Of The Fryish and the full quote is:

Hermes: C'mon, baby needs a new pair of shoes!

Zoidberg: To Hell with your spoiled baby I need those shoes!
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #75 on: 11-15-2006 12:14 »

Zoidberg is one of the funniest characters on the show.  Not as funny as Bender, but you get the idea. 
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #76 on: 11-15-2006 12:48 »

"I'll tear you a new cloaca"
master616

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« Reply #77 on: 11-15-2006 12:59 »

this one always cracks me up every time I hear it. It is when bender cooks for the PE crew with the salted slug then zoidberg says:

Zoidberg: Oh no I shouldn't have had seconds.

X3 also the look on his face when he says it.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #78 on: 11-16-2006 06:30 »
« Last Edit on: 11-16-2006 06:30 »

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray! "

I love that voice over!

I(almost) hate Dr.Z.After that voice over he messed with forces he doesn't understand.Did anybody who said something about this part even notice that he messed with Fry and Leela hooking up,messed with the Ship?!
LuvFry

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« Reply #79 on: 11-16-2006 23:03 »

I think I probably laugh the hardest at Zoidberg's lines. The placement of the lines in the script has alot to do with it -props to the writers- but the line readings are what make me wet myself -mega props to Billy West, master of the voice over- Oh, and about that line from TKOS that everyone keeps bringing up:
...Like Zoidberg *sobs*
It's the rapid way he recovers from the emotional attack that makes me crack up.
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