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BenderFry+Leela

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« on: 04-04-2001 18:48 »

How to chose?
I like-
"Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you!"

I know certain people are sick of this kind of post. Please don't hurt me.  eek

I'm gonna get you so many lizards!
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #1 on: 04-04-2001 19:35 »

 
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Originally posted by BenderFry&Leela:

I know certain people are sick of this kind of post.

Especially since there's an active thread of this type, AKA "Bender's Best Moments."

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Scruffy

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« Reply #2 on: 04-04-2001 20:35 »

Oh..... Your...... God!
futurefreak

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« Reply #3 on: 04-04-2001 22:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Scruffy:
Oh..... Your...... God!

LOL...that and "Bender's Arrest Record...by the Police"  tongue

Juliet

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« Reply #4 on: 04-05-2001 17:19 »

Hahahaha that bit was so funny
 how about this one

"That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun"   smile

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« Reply #5 on: 04-05-2001 19:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
"That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun"    smile

LOL of course you wish he was addressing that to you, don't ya?  wink

Juliet

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« Reply #6 on: 04-06-2001 13:49 »

Hahahahahaha!!!!! :P

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« Reply #7 on: 04-06-2001 18:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Hahahahahaha!!!!! :P

Life is hilariously cruel...   wink


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[This message has been edited by futurefreak (edited April 06, 2001).]
Ricky

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« Reply #8 on: 04-06-2001 19:28 »

C'mon, you call yourselves chumps?
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« Reply #9 on: 04-06-2001 19:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Ricky:
C'mon, you call yourselves chumps?

no, i call myself a chumpette...  smile

MrLarry

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« Reply #10 on: 06-01-2001 11:08 »

"Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!!"
Juliet

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« Reply #11 on: 06-03-2001 07:43 »

Ok my Fave Bender quote is where he did that cool accent from I Dated A Robot

Radijs

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« Reply #12 on: 06-03-2001 10:04 »

Yea that was cool
"Will you stifle it meatbageeee"

BTW who did he impersonate?
Kryten

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« Reply #13 on: 06-03-2001 12:11 »

Archie Bunker, the lovable bigot from "All in the Family".

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« Reply #14 on: 06-03-2001 20:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Archie Bunker, the lovable bigot from "All in the Family".


heh, i used to watch that show with my grandpa  tongue

rach_the_tall

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« Reply #15 on: 06-09-2001 02:04 »

"bite my frozen metal ass!"
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« Reply #16 on: 06-09-2001 18:40 »

ooh i luv Bender's Top Ten list!  big grin

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #17 on: 06-10-2001 00:45 »

"Bite my colossal metal ass" - AoI1

"Bite my red hot glowing ass" - When Aliens Attack

Any other variations?

And that's post 900!  Almost to Prof!

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Bixter

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« Reply #18 on: 06-10-2001 13:46 »

"Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."

Kif

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« Reply #19 on: 06-11-2001 08:50 »

"What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!"
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« Reply #20 on: 06-21-2001 09:18 »

black jack and hookers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  smile
Juliet

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« Reply #21 on: 06-21-2001 14:44 »

Lick my frozen metal ass

Motts

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« Reply #22 on: 08-15-2001 14:36 »

"Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!"
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« Reply #23 on: 08-16-2001 01:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 Especially since there's an active thread of this type, AKA "Bender's Best Moments."

Right here

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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