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boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« on: 06-10-2003 23:09 »

Is there a list somewhere of all teh times Hermes has gone "Sweet
  • of [y]!"?  I love those!

Sweet three-toed sloth of Ice Planet Hoth!
en0mis

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #1 on: 06-10-2003 23:13 »

Yeah, Hermes is always chatting about something sweet.  tongue He also seems to like snakes in sugar cane fields... in one episode, he talked about them twice (forgot which one).
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #2 on: 06-10-2003 23:23 »

^That was HIOR.

-cs
El Zilcho

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 06-10-2003 23:39 »

From memory:
Sweet gorilla of Manila!
Sweet manatee of Galilee!(sp?)
Sweet lion of Zion!
Sweet something of... someplace!
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!
Sweet bacteria of Liberia!
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #4 on: 06-10-2003 23:53 »

There has to be a website listing all of his sayings someplace.

-cs
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #5 on: 06-11-2003 00:33 »

Great three-toed sloth of the ice planet Hoth!
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #6 on: 06-11-2003 12:18 »

Great Boa of Western and Eastern Samoa
Arkard

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 06-12-2003 18:55 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 00:00 »

Sweet honey bee of infinity!

Great Jah's dreadlocks!

Bob Marley's ghost
The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 06-12-2003 19:46 »

why the hell is there a Hermes Thread, he sucks
Kipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 06-12-2003 21:16 »

I dont know any sweat
  • of [y]s that someone hasnt listed but i do know:

"what in babalon?" smile

shutup hypnotoad
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 06-13-2003 00:24 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by The Hypno Toad:
why the hell is there a Hermes Thread, he sucks

Why the hell are you here? You suck.

dr_Dean_in _Oz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 06-13-2003 19:03 »

i love hermes in "The farnsworth parabox"

Hermes: Heres a gun to shoot those guys
Leela: If they try to look into the box?
Hermes: Yeah, whatever

and also when everyone jumps out of the box just about to be shot into the sun:

Farnsworth: Hermes dont press that button!
(beat)
Hermes: mmmmmmm...................(disappointed)ok

i looked on cgef but unfortunatly they didnt have a grab of hermes face. mmmmm...i'll have to look around....
oh and the the hypo-turd: Do you want people to hate you? you post in a hermes thread: "Gee i hate hermes!" think about it before you post, of course your going to get a negitive response.
Shadowcat

Crustacean
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« Reply #12 on: 06-18-2003 12:53 »

kid-I Wanna Be Just Like Hermes!
Hermes- No kid! its too low ya back gand handle it
kid- YEAH YEAH "CRACK" ow!
Hermes- NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #13 on: 06-18-2003 15:37 »

"Covering in fear, like lice in a burning wig".

"No, he'll crush you like a green snake under  a sugar cane truck."
CurlyJoe

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #14 on: 06-19-2003 07:23 »

"No My Man wichhhhhhhh"
NibblerJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #15 on: 06-19-2003 11:02 »

That was Dwight,Curly,the next HypnoToad or Oompa Loompa.
Hedgecore

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #16 on: 06-19-2003 17:34 »

he said like "son of bob marleys ghost" or something like that and it was pretty funny
CurlyJoe

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #17 on: 06-19-2003 18:16 »

i think its funny that dwight also loves the taste of a nice man wich
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #18 on: 06-19-2003 18:19 »

In AOI 2 Leela accidentally lands on the manwich of the west. I thought that was funny.
Habodes

Crustacean
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« Reply #19 on: 09-28-2003 18:42 »

Bite my shiny metal ass, hypno toad!
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 09-28-2003 18:47 »

There should also be a list of Hermes' derogatory comments at Zoidberg:
 
 "Listen ya filthy crab!"
 "Speak to someone else you windy barnicle!"
 "You forgot to refridgerate it ya spineless lobster!"

 ...erm, any more?
Slurm Guy

Starship Captain
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« Reply #21 on: 09-28-2003 21:30 »

"Is there any meat this man can't jerk?"
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #22 on: 09-29-2003 02:05 »

"Is that my torso?  It is, my beautiful torso!!!"
John C
Starship Captain
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« Reply #23 on: 09-29-2003 09:38 »

"Sweet anteater of Santa Aninta!"- Something like that.
phish

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #24 on: 09-29-2003 16:36 »
« Last Edit on: 09-29-2003 16:36 »

i like in Bender Gets Made when Leela crashes the PE ship through the PE roof, and Hermes turns to Zoidberg and says "Thats comin' outta your paycheck."
Zoidberg-(Cries)
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #25 on: 01-17-2004 13:52 »
« Last Edit on: 01-17-2004 13:52 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Mouse On Venus:
There should also be a list of Hermes' derogatory comments at Zoidberg:
 
 "Listen ya filthy crab!"
 "Speak to someone else you windy barnicle!"
 "You forgot to refridgerate it ya spineless lobster!"

 ...erm, any more?

If somebody else said this, please forgive me, but in "Bender gets made" when Leela breaks part of the building while piloting the ship, Hermes says to Zoidberg,

"That's comin' outta' YOUR pay!"

Hermes is soo funny...

edit: Oops...Somebody DID say it already...I knew I should have read the rest of the posts before posting...
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 01-18-2004 22:49 »

Morgan: Bureacrat Conrad, If you complete your death transaction, you will be posthumously demoted!
Hermes: Life. Death. Either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle.

Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
(Cuts to Hermes standing on the roof of the PE building with everybody standing below)
Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
(Everyone tries to convince him not to)
Bender: Do a flip!
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 01-18-2004 23:01 »

"Sweet giant anteater of Santa Aninta! The Professor's been eaten by giant anteaters!" - AOI, part II
  laff
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