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Jolly Mon

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« on: 06-05-2003 01:20 »

So what do you think, Does Sal quickly move from Job to Job? Or doe he have many clones?

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.' (U.S. Marine Corps.)
dr_Dean_in _Oz

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« Reply #1 on: 06-05-2003 02:29 »
« Last Edit on: 06-05-2003 02:29 »

clones
why dont you have a poll?
Gocad

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« Reply #2 on: 06-05-2003 02:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Jolly Mon:
So what do you think, Does Sal quickly move from Job to Job? Or doe he have many clones?


Probably both...

Go Patton!
mikey

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« Reply #3 on: 06-05-2003 04:23 »
« Last Edit on: 06-05-2003 04:23 »

 I think sal is madly in love with a member of the PE crew and just follows them around in advance...
Grim

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« Reply #4 on: 06-05-2003 04:31 »

He's an android...
or he is very busy, choose one
Kipper

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« Reply #5 on: 06-05-2003 14:42 »

sal reminds me of rancid rabbit on that nick show catdog.....he is the mayor/police officer/fire chief/ring master in a circus/president/door to door salesman.......he goes from job to job but his name and appearance stays the same...
The Hypno Toad

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« Reply #6 on: 06-05-2003 14:58 »

i think that sal isn`t real, he is simply a figment of everyones imagination...... or mabye he has alot of twin brothers....  big grin
aslate

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« Reply #7 on: 06-05-2003 18:16 »

Sals ises thes coolests characters ins thes shows.

There's just the one Sal mate.
SQFreak

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« Reply #8 on: 06-06-2003 02:26 »

The accent Sal speaks with is apparently a New Jersey/New York accent (though I don't expect any Brits to know that).

I think if there is just one Sal as aslate says, it poses a slight metaphysical problem. How the hell can he have a different job in a different part of the universe in every episode in which he appears?

I think there is no Sal. Sal is a product of the Matrix just a stereotypical worker that just happens to look the same.

Or, there could be clones? How many of you out there have heard/read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy radio series? Remember Lintilla? She was a remarkably smart and beautiful archaeologist (exactly what Sal is not, but follow my logic), so scientists cloned her and sent her all over the galaxy to perform jobs. I think this is a much more likely Sal explanation. (In Lintilla's case, the cloning machine got misaligned, so they couldn't stop producing Lintillas without killing one that was half-created, which constituted murder. The cloning factory then created Allitnils (Lintilla spelled backwards pluralized), which were designed to fall in love with Lintillas (and vice-versa) and, when they went to marry the Lintillas, the Lintilla would sign not a marriage certificate, but an Agreement to Cease to Be (or something like that). They ended up getting rid of lots of Lintillas in the end. Perhaps we need to create some Lases to get rid of all these Sals.)

That turned out to be a very long post!
Gocad

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« Reply #9 on: 06-06-2003 02:37 »

 
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Originally posted by SQFreak:
I think if there is just one Sal as aslate says, it poses a slight metaphysical problem. How the hell can he have a different job in a different part of the universe in every episode in which he appears?

It's the future, SQFreak, where everything will be possible, even bending and breaking the laws of time and space....
SQFreak

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« Reply #10 on: 06-06-2003 02:48 »

But...but...even with 0.99c transit, he can't be in two places at once! (And that law has never[/i] been bent or broken in Futurama.)
I like my Lintilla post.  smile
Gocad

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« Reply #11 on: 06-06-2003 02:51 »

 
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Originally posted by SQFreak:
But...but...even with 0.99c transit, he can't be in two places at once! (And that law has never[/i] been bent or broken in Futurama.)
I like my Lintilla post.   smile

It was fun, alright.   smile
dr_Dean_in _Oz

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« Reply #12 on: 06-06-2003 03:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Kipper:
sal reminds me of rancid rabbit on that nick show catdog.....he is the mayor/police officer/fire chief/ring master in a circus/president/door to door salesman.......he goes from job to job but his name and appearance stays the same...

like the red guy on cow and chicken
(i actually really hate that show  mad )
Australian Guy

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« Reply #13 on: 06-06-2003 06:56 »

Sal seemed the most classiest as a bus driver
mikey

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« Reply #14 on: 06-06-2003 07:59 »

Sal just ozzes classy.. i bet him and scruffy are poker buddies.
Kipper

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« Reply #15 on: 06-07-2003 20:16 »

 
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Originally posted by dr_Dean_in _Oz:
 like the red guy on cow and chicken
(i actually really hate that show   mad )
so do i... mad
Britz

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« Reply #16 on: 06-08-2003 06:33 »

"We're all scared, it's the human condition, now beat it!"

Good times, for quite a while I realised I had no idea how I knew his name, watched that 'The Series Has Landed' ep on DVD and when his name didn't come up spiralled into confusion, then remembered the Valentines Day ep and all was well.

Ah... goodnight.
Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #17 on: 06-08-2003 06:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Kipper:
Sal reminds me of rancid rabbit on that nick show catdog.....he is the mayor/police officer/fire chief/ring master in a circus/president/door to door salesman.......he goes from job to job but his name and appearance stays the same...

Me too.

 
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Originally posted by SQFreak:
The accent Sal speaks with is apparently a New Jersey/New York accent (though I don't expect any Brits to know that).

Actually, it's a brooklyn accent, I have a partial one from being in the Bronx and going to Brooklyn a lot, except I don't put the s at the ends!  There's just a few words I say in that accent.


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Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #18 on: 12-07-2004 10:52 »

 
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 (i actually really hate that show    mad )
so do i...  mad

me to!  mad

airbagfailure

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« Reply #19 on: 12-08-2004 05:36 »

i loves sals...
i think he's just really one of those guys who just can't hold a job cause he's so lazys... i also bet the crew see him around all the time but never realise it's him..

nyah!
Prince

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« Reply #20 on: 12-08-2004 09:46 »

 
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Originally posted by mikey:
Sal just ozzes classy.. i bet him and scruffy are poker buddies.

Haha   big grin

I'm gonna go with the cloning theory, as it seems to make the most sense..(did I just say that!?   confused )..but I like the idea of a twin brother because it opens up so many possibilities!

hahahaha lightweights!!.... oh wait Chlorine!! *rusts and falls to ground*
Kryten

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« Reply #21 on: 12-08-2004 10:00 »

OK, in my stalled fanfic, I was gonna explain the Sals as being part of a failed attempt by Mom's Friendly robotics to create a humanlike robot. The Synthetic Anthropoid Laborer (get it? SAL?) was a failure, and Mom dumped her entire stock of them at really cheap prices.
Prince

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« Reply #22 on: 12-08-2004 14:14 »

Wow, thats a great explanation...and it actually ties in with the storylines! Dun dun dun!
Screw the cloning theory, im going with Kryten  big grin
mint

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« Reply #23 on: 12-10-2004 16:35 »

I don't really take too much notice of Sal.

Cyberman

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« Reply #24 on: 12-19-2004 10:42 »

He either has clones of himself or has more than one
job.

Lrrr_2004
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« Reply #25 on: 12-25-2004 20:10 »

He's like the guy on the Simpsons, the one with the mustache, he has many different jobs.
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