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DuffMan2004

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« Reply #80 on: 04-02-2003 01:00 »

 
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Originally posted by *MrBurns*:
*Episode 2 - The Series Has Landed
Bender talking about Blackjack and hookers    (btw, forget the Blackjack  )
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Definitely one of the Bender's funniest moments, and possibly my favorite.  I just watched that episode about an hour ago.
Gocad

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« Reply #81 on: 04-02-2003 08:00 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2004 00:00 »

I love the scene in which Bender is sleeping and starts saying: "Kill all humans, must kill all humans..."
 

Nixorbo

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« Reply #82 on: 04-02-2003 08:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Gocad:
I love the scene in which Bender is sleeping and starts saying: "Kill all humans, must kill all humans..."

Hey sexy mama, you wanna kill all humans?

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #83 on: 04-02-2003 11:13 »

Not to forget:

(after Fry woke him up)Bender: "I've just had the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it."




I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #84 on: 04-04-2003 05:57 »

Luck Of The Fryish
Bender: Lets just say I lucked out at the track. Plus I rigged one race.

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
Bender: A Test! I demand a Test!

Anthology Of Interest II
Bender: He's a mad man. A MAD MAN!!!
Do The Bender

Crustacean
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« Reply #85 on: 01-03-2004 20:53 »

"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"
And!
"Every time I said "Kill all humans" I'd always mutter "Except Fry""
Bender rocks!
Allen

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« Reply #86 on: 01-03-2004 21:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-03-2004 21:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Do The Bender:
"Every time I said "Kill all humans" I'd always mutter "Except Fry""

The correct line is:

"All those times I said 'Kill all humans,' I'd always whisper, 'Except one.' Fry was that 'one' and I never told him so! (Bender cries.)

"Aw, you know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes." (Bender laughs)

(Bender laughs at what Leela says) "Oh wait, you were serious? Let me laugh even harder." (does so)


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You may have the attitude and you may have the power, but there's one thing you don't have and never will; friends, four of them, standing behind you with big heavy things.
Thoth

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« Reply #87 on: 01-03-2004 22:54 »

"Hey sexy momma....you wanna kill all humans?"

"Sir,you forgett yourself...SHUT UP!"

"Bender baby, we love you! Shut up baby! I know it!"

"No one asked if Bender would liketo stay in a little house...not that I would.....a tiny little house that says Bender on it..."

"It's a little thing called STYLE, look it up some time*does a pose*"

"It's hopeless! Abandon ship!"

"Everybody was doing it, i just wanted to be popular..."

"SHUT THE HELL UP"

PF:How many lives hasto be sacrificed before it get's to Bender?
B:NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!

"WHy you selfish little bastards"(and ofcourse the kicking of the elves)

meh...i could go on forever
Pharaoh edel

Poppler
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« Reply #88 on: 01-04-2004 16:32 »

"Goodbye moderation"

"You know Fry I've always wanted to be a Prime Minister"

Thats little Bender your talking about, your not a Robot or a Man so you wouldn't understand!"
Uncle Whippity

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« Reply #89 on: 01-05-2004 10:11 »

In "Brannigan, Begin Again"
'Leela, save me! And my ukelele! [pause] And Fry!'

Cracks me up, especially for the fact that we never see the ukelele again....

(From memory, so please forgive any inaccuracy.)
Xmpel

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« Reply #90 on: 01-05-2004 13:40 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2004 13:40 »

 
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Originally posted by Uncle Whippity:
In "Brannigan, Begin Again"
'Leela, save me! And my ukelele! [pause] And Fry!'

Cracks me up, especially for the fact that we never see the ukelele again....

He plays a Banjo. We do see that Banjo again in the eps "Where the buggalo roam " and "Insane in the mainframe". Posibly some other that I can't come up with.


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Unknown

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« Reply #91 on: 01-06-2004 00:55 »

My favorite line: Bite my shiny metal...oh no!
Muledogus

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« Reply #92 on: 01-06-2004 04:43 »

Fry: wheres the bathroom?

Bender: the bath what?

Fry: the bathroom?

Bender: the what room?

Fry: THE BATHROOM!

Bender: the what what?

and also...

"and that solves the mystery of the stolen ring, this calls for a drink."
(pulls out 3 beers and drinks them all himself)

thats just two from many, bender is the best
Uncle Whippity

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« Reply #93 on: 01-06-2004 04:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Xmpel:
  He plays a Banjo. We do see that Banjo again in the eps "Where the buggalo roam " and "Insane in the mainframe". Posibly some other that I can't come up with.



You know, you're right.

I blame my poor memory on...

ah, I forgot.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #94 on: 01-07-2004 21:12 »

"Oh boy, I feel like a car in a candystore!"
"Oh, but you can. Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil; I mean robot devil. And by metaphorically; I mean get your coat."
"Don't worry Leela. Someday we'll all be able to look back on this and laugh." (Steps backwards and starts laughing insanely)
benderette

Crustacean
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« Reply #95 on: 01-08-2004 23:41 »

I love Benders laugh. I love listening to the DiMaggio commentories on the DVDs.  love
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #96 on: 01-09-2004 00:00 »

From "The Honking"

Amy: Oh my god Bender, someone must've died!

Bender: I hope it was one of my enemies, those guys suck.

From SP3K

Bender: From now on, I will bend what I want, when I want, WHO I want! I'm UNNSTOPPABBLLLLEEE!
[arms fall off].....Aw!

From "Fry and the slurm factory"

Grunka lunkas:Grunka luncka dunken degredient, you should not ask about the secret Igredient.

Bender: Ok, ok, we get the point.

Leela: I'm just asking because of the armed guards.

Grunka Lunkas: Gunka lunka duken de darmed guards

Bender: SHUT THE HELL UP!
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #97 on: 01-09-2004 00:42 »

"Oh great, first he steals my body, now he's touchin' my stuff!"
Vladimir: Come Bender, you'll like being dead.
Bender: That's what they said about being alive!

Albert: Can we have Bender Burgers again?
Bender: No! The cat shelters on to me!

"But I suppose this is the medal I'm most proud of Wiggles. I got it for saving the children of Earth from a giant kangaroo. It was on the Australian news, you probably didn't hear it."
kidofdarkness

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« Reply #98 on: 01-09-2004 07:33 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2004 07:33 »

i like the way bender hates zoidberg and treats him like dirt. especialy in jurassic  bark and the day the earth stood stupid which i find hilarious. smile

"forgive me master"
"NEVER"
kimncris

Bending Unit
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« Reply #99 on: 01-09-2004 23:05 »

In front of the robot devil:

"Awe Hell--  I MEAN Heck!"

and of course "I'm Bender Baby! Please insert liquor!"

-cris
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #100 on: 01-10-2004 08:26 »

(Insane laughter)
"Game's over, losers; I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."

See my answering machine for further details tongue
Pharaoh edel

Poppler
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« Reply #101 on: 01-10-2004 13:55 »

If I thought there was a whole other life, I'd kill my self right now.

My life, and by extension everyone elses is meaningless.
squidORlobster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #102 on: 01-10-2004 14:45 »

In the sting how cooly Bender acts even though his best friends just died. Two really cool Bender lines from that episode.

Leela: So there was nothing there that might have been a gift for me?
Bender: Nope, nothing..... here you go.

Leela: Were you guys just singing?
Bender: No, I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.
Nick Kang

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« Reply #103 on: 01-13-2004 03:34 »
« Last Edit on: 01-17-2004 00:00 »

 
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Originally posted by squidORlobster:
In the sting how cooly Bender acts even though his best friends just died. Two really cool Bender lines from that episode.

Leela: So there was nothing there that might have been a gift for me?
Bender: Nope, nothing..... here you go.

Leela: Were you guys just singing?
Bender: No, I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.

Also in AOI 1 where Bender catches Leela shoving Hermes' arm down the sink, he dosn't care that leela is a murderer!

ItsASuppository

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« Reply #104 on: 01-13-2004 10:43 »

I can't believe no one has mentioned "Love and a Rocket."  It is definitely my favorite bender episode and these sequence of lines are my all time favorite.

Bender: "Well, I'm sick of her."
Fry: "The ship? But you just started dating."
Bender: "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans."
Leela: "Well, just remember we all still have to work together. So try and let her down easy."
Bender: "In due time, Leela. But for now, I'll just resume dating cheap floozies on the side."
Fry: "You have much to teach us."
Leela: "Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriends trust?"
Bender : (laughs) "Oh wait, your being serious, let me laugh even harder." (laughs harder)

That and his song after he dumps the ship "Bender is great, oh bender is great, bender, bender, bender..." crack me up all the time.

squidORlobster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #105 on: 01-13-2004 13:33 »

When he sings a bicycle built for two I thought that was pretty funny as well... it just sounds so funny coming out of Bender.
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #106 on: 01-13-2004 15:07 »

Dear God, you want me to CHOOSE?

Besides Fry (and perhaps Yancy), Bender is my FAVE!

Oh well.

I'll pick one nobody mentioned yet.

In "Hell is other Robots", after Bender is baptised and crap, that whole "religious Bender" thing cracked me up! LIke:

"(singing) Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day! (talking) Greetings friends. Don't we all look nice today?"

And who could forget:

"Friends! Friends! Surely you're not going to eat before we say Robot Grace? [The crew grumble. Bender closes his eyes.] In the name of all that is good and logical we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerimatic: 1000101010101...

[Time Lapse. The crew have given up and are anxiously waiting for Bender to finish.]

...0010110012. Amen."

And the one that sorta freaks us all out-

"Mmmm! Mmmm! Fry. You're my friend! [Fry, unsure, pats Bender on the back. Bender stands up again.] C'mon, everyone line up for a hug. Let's tear down some emotional walls. "


squidORlobster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #107 on: 01-13-2004 15:20 »

I can't believe Zoidy turned down that hug!
roguestorm

Poppler
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« Reply #108 on: 01-13-2004 17:49 »

all from the devils hands are idle playthings:

good day madam... we hope to see you soon for tea

y'know sometimes i wish your real parents were still alive... not a lot *hug*

*sing* the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, now that is irony!

hehehehehehe  big grin
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #109 on: 01-13-2004 19:18 »

 
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Originally posted by squidORlobster:
I can't believe Zoidy turned down that hug!

Me either! Most of the times isn't HE offering the hugs?
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #110 on: 01-17-2004 05:10 »

my favorete line from him would have to be

    "When i grow up i want to be a steam shovel"

But thats just me
QueenOfRobonia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #111 on: 01-17-2004 15:28 »

"Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? Noooooo!"
ActionLaPointe

Starship Captain
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« Reply #112 on: 01-17-2004 15:31 »

eating his mob cash at the end of bender gets made. dimaggio has an excellent voice for gluttany and greed.
fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #113 on: 01-18-2004 02:36 »

"For the love of God Somebody kick his ass!"

It is funny when Bender says things like that
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #114 on: 01-18-2004 20:07 »

Patchcord Adams: What's the matter, can't move your arms?
Bender: Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you.

"Oh, it all falls together now. The promotion, the new office, the dwarf in the book club who steals my opinions..."

Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender: I don't need to drink.

"Don't kill me yet! I'm starting to come down with Stockholm syndrome. Uhh - handsome!"
fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #115 on: 01-19-2004 02:48 »
« Last Edit on: 01-19-2004 02:48 »

One of Bender's best moment was in War is the H-word when he had the bomb hooked up to him.

"My chair is too hard, it is a real pain in to what do you call it...lower back."

"Up yours chump, I said it 906 times before lunch."
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #116 on: 08-21-2005 15:21 »

" There were 1s and 0s every where, and I swear I saw a two!"
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #117 on: 08-21-2005 18:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2005 18:01 »

"Aww crap, it's a miracle!"
Edit: CRAP! I just..keep..doing that!! [apology] Sooo sorry!! *says it a bajillion times* WTH'd my brain go today?[/apology]
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"I Find That Offensive!" -Bender

Futurama: Love it or shove it.
SuperKing24

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« Reply #118 on: 08-22-2005 14:36 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2005 14:36 »

The funniest Bender moment for and the funniest moment in Futurama: in the episode "Put Your Head On My Shoulders" Bender has to pay 500 for pimping chraged, after telling Leela to pay him, Bender does the huge pimp walk and tyhe hookers say "Bender honey we love you" bender says "sure baby I know it" i laughed for 5 min straight. that was fuckin hilarious
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #119 on: 08-22-2005 16:36 »

XD
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