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Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #40 on: 04-05-2001 19:21 »

Now is this the good cute or the bad cute?
Woo!  *Top of page dance*
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« Reply #41 on: 04-05-2001 19:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
Now is this the good cute or the bad cute?
Woo!  *Top of page dance*

i'm sure even one post of mine had more meaning than that...  tongue

VelourFog

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« Reply #42 on: 04-05-2001 20:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
Now is this the good cute or the bad cute?
Woo!  *Top of page dance*

its an acceptable kind of cute, the not related to me kind  smile

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« Reply #43 on: 04-05-2001 20:35 »

In the "A Byciclops built for two":

Bender singing:
"I love stealing... I love taking things..."

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« Reply #44 on: 06-04-2001 13:52 »

"Lousy SCABs! They can't do those things! Etc!!"

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« Reply #45 on: 06-05-2001 21:41 »

In Parasites Lost where he tanks up on Ethanol & Tonic and tries to light the cigar... BLAM! and his head flies...

And in the end of "Bender gets Made"... "So they sent a helpless child to kill me. Well I'm not going out without a fight!"
whereas he elegantly detaches the kidbot's "arm"...
"Fine kick sir!"
Kif

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« Reply #46 on: 06-06-2001 09:03 »

I think Bender's best moment was in War Is The H word where he goes:

Originally said by Bender:
 
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What's the point of living if I can't say ass? <gasp> Hey!! I don't blow up! Assassassassass! Woo!
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rach_the_tall

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« Reply #47 on: 06-09-2001 01:54 »

"and... benders most frequentially uttered word... ass!"
" *gasp* we dont have long!"

bender as a championship wrestler  smile
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« Reply #48 on: 06-12-2001 09:36 »

Bender's speach from I date a robot now that's cute

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« Reply #49 on: 06-13-2001 00:22 »

 
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
"and... benders most frequentially uttered word... ass!"
" *gasp* we dont have long!"

that episode rocked.  smile

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« Reply #50 on: 06-16-2001 15:47 »

I love the bit where Bender sings "My Broken Friend"  love

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« Reply #51 on: 06-16-2001 16:34 »

Cute new avatar Juli, wonder who did that for you   smile

My favourite Bender quote (yes I do have one) is from Space Pilot 3000, it's where calls Fry "Skintube".

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« Reply #52 on: 06-17-2001 21:31 »

hehe thanks Paul  smile

Bender feeding the Penguins chick was sweet.

Chump

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« Reply #53 on: 06-28-2001 09:40 »

Good God! Bender has so many... but obviously the best is from the episode "War is the H-Word". His database of top ten Words is so funny.

10. Chump  smile
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiney
2. Daffodil

and his most frequnetly used word, the word which if uttered will blow up the entire planet...

1. Ass!

"We don't have long!"

Now 15% less threatening to your sexuality!
Bender_Unit_22

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« Reply #54 on: 07-23-2001 10:58 »

lol Bender is the best
and one of his best moments is...
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lalala look at my head, it's so crazy look at my head, I got this big ol head, hey, ho...  ok shows over I'm tired

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« Reply #55 on: 07-24-2001 18:21 »

My Top Ten Bender quotes:

10) "That's usin' your ass!"

9) "These balls are makin' me testy!"

8) "You may be wrapped in greasy skin, but inside you got the heart of a robot. Just like inside me, I got the heart of a human"

7) "I came here with a simple dream.  a dream of killing all humans.  And this is how is must end?  Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here......not....I..."

6) "I love stealing!  I love takin' things!"

5) "I. am. bender. please. insert. girder."

4) "They're tasty right, we should call them tasty-cles"

3) "Wait, my cheating unit malfunctioned, you gotta give me a do-over"

2) "I'm a fraud!  A poor lazy sexy fraud!"

1) "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
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« Reply #56 on: 07-24-2001 20:58 »

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!  love

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« Reply #57 on: 07-24-2001 22:20 »

Bender places "I Love Men" magnet on his head and sing-songs:  Fry cracked corn and I don't care, Leela cracked corn and I still don't care, Bender cracked corn and he is greeaaat!  Take that you stupid corn!



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« Reply #58 on: 07-25-2001 05:43 »

uh oh, I think I got juliet started, lol.
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« Reply #59 on: 07-25-2001 18:37 »

you sure have   big grin

MagicToaster

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« Reply #60 on: 07-26-2001 06:53 »

in that case, here's another free of charge:

"I funloving lovebot fembots love to love"   wink
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« Reply #61 on: 07-27-2001 19:26 »

  love

MagicToaster

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« Reply #62 on: 07-27-2001 22:23 »

  big grin here's another

"I bet watchin' me bend girders like this makes your legs all rubbery"
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« Reply #63 on: 07-28-2001 14:33 »

Juliet's right, Bender as a dad was great. I loved him calling the Chinese Takeaway - "Hi, I have ten, uh, you-know-whats for ya."
From the same episode, "Read us a story Daddy Bender!"
"OK. 'Bender's Police Record', by The Police."
And the mugshot where he holds up what he's stolen and points at it. . . there are so many great Bender moments.
Juliet

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« Reply #64 on: 07-28-2001 17:17 »

that why is is so funny! he's the funniest chacter ever  smile  love
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #65 on: 08-04-2001 23:31 »

<Femputer/bot> Why? I came from a planet that was ruled by a chauvanistic manputer that was really a manbot.  Do you know what it's like, being a fembot in a manbot's manputer's world?

<Bender> What?

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
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« Reply #66 on: 08-12-2001 14:08 »

I am Bender, please insert Girder  big grin
Hitchhiker

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« Reply #67 on: 08-12-2001 15:08 »

From my three suns:

"Hey, look! The suns are setting! I can finally switch to hard liquor!"
diagnostic

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« Reply #68 on: 08-13-2001 19:27 »

I loved it when bender pretended to be homless so he could get free booze that was a classic that just shows how low he would go for a free drink  big grin

"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
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« Reply #69 on: 08-13-2001 19:35 »

Basically any moment in Raging Bender (the ep with the Ultimate Robot Fighting League) is my favorite Bender moment, next to his line in Anthology of Interest: "I came here with a simple dream. a dream of killing all humans. And this is how is must end? Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here......not....I.
Juliet

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« Reply #70 on: 08-13-2001 21:11 »

 
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Originally posted by mofo37:
Basically any moment in Raging Bender (the ep with the Ultimate Robot Fighting League) is my favorite Bender moment, next to his line in Anthology of Interest: "I came here with a simple dream. a dream of killing all humans. And this is how is must end? Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here......not....I.

  cry   cry   cry   cry   cry

Motts

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« Reply #71 on: 08-15-2001 14:45 »

 
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Originally posted by mofo37:
Basically any moment in Raging Bender (the ep with the Ultimate Robot Fighting League) is my favorite Bender moment, next to his line in Anthology of Interest: "I came here with a simple dream. a dream of killing all humans. And this is how is must end? Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here......not....I.


Yeah, that AoI1 line is actually one of my fav Futurama moments ever. It's made complete by Fry saying "Good night; sweet prince." Sad! And funny!

Also, in "The Honking":
"I wish I was stupid and violent, then we'd see what I, I, I'd pound on..."
  big grin

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« Reply #72 on: 08-24-2001 19:43 »

Ih I Roomate when Leela sees that bender was sober,

Leela: have some more drink if not for yourself then for the people who loves you

Bender: I hate the people who loves me and they hate me.

That scene makes me cry cos it's so cute  love

Teral

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« Reply #73 on: 09-06-2001 18:39 »

I really like Benders line in "Brannigan begins Again": "Don't worry Leela, soon we'll be able to look back at this and laugh. (Leaves the laundry-brig) HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA"

You can see it coming a mile away, but it still cracks me up.

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
CrazySpaceChic

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« Reply #74 on: 09-08-2001 14:43 »

Ya gotta love this one from 'a Bicyclops made for two';
Fry:'Four identical valleys!'

Bender:'Each more identical than the last.'

Also his 'Jenny Mcneal' themesong.
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« Reply #75 on: 09-09-2001 01:39 »

Welcome to PEEL CrazySpaceChic
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« Reply #76 on: 09-16-2001 15:18 »

bender rules~~~
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« Reply #77 on: 09-16-2001 19:15 »

Leela, I'm shocked!  Food goes in the Dispose-all, hair and flesh go in the trash!

::Leela says something, help me out here, Drips::

Not even a bit.  There's nothing wrong with murder, just as long as you let Bender wet his beak.

You're blackmailing me?

Blackmail's such an ugly word.  I prefer extorrion.  The "X" makes it sound cool.

::Leela grabs butcher knife::

Please honey, I'm made of metal, what do you think you're gonna . . . hey, what are you doin' with that microwave?
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« Reply #78 on: 09-17-2001 05:31 »

I can't believe no one mentioned this yet.
I think my favorite is in The Times They Are a Bendin'
When the VW bus is falling off the hoverbridge, and he grabs on the the rope and says "I'll save ME!"
Cracks me up every time.
Venus

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« Reply #79 on: 09-17-2001 16:48 »

i love the part in a head in the polls where bender's head is sitting outside the pawnshop after he sold his body and that dog comes up and he says
"I'll give you five dollars to not do what your thinking about doing!"
the dog pees on him anyway
" :laughing: you just lost fiiiiiive dollars!"
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