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Teral

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« Reply #80 on: 05-22-2003 15:19 »

Slurms MacKenzie: "I'm allright."
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #81 on: 05-22-2003 15:37 »

Number 9 Guy - At last I can speak.
Kipper

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« Reply #82 on: 05-22-2003 16:20 »
« Last Edit on: 05-22-2003 16:20 »

Bender: i have decided to become gay

amy's parents: we have decided to stop medeling into you life........its really not our business
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #83 on: 05-22-2003 17:28 »

Mom - I'm giving all my many billions away to charity.
El Zilcho

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« Reply #84 on: 05-22-2003 18:08 »

Flexo: No, I'm not kidding.

Leela [to her parents]: I HATE YOU! STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!

Roberto: I'm tired of robbing the Big Apple Bank.
Kryten

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« Reply #85 on: 05-22-2003 19:26 »

Igner: It's the square root of the hypoteneuse of a right triangle that is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides, not that of an isosceles, you pathetic ignoramus. Now, if you'll excue me, I'm late for my lecture on Babylonian archaelogy.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #86 on: 05-23-2003 02:12 »

Walter:....duh....
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #87 on: 05-23-2003 15:21 »

Donbot - Welcome, our newest member, Roberto!
Teral

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« Reply #88 on: 05-23-2003 16:00 »

Hermes: "Don't let "the man" tell you what to do, dude. Fight the system!"
PCC Fred

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« Reply #89 on: 05-23-2003 19:00 »

Elzar - Today I'm going to show you how to microwave soup!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #90 on: 05-24-2003 03:38 »

Santa-bot:Zoidy, you've been a very bad boy this year...
Jesse X Barboza

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« Reply #91 on: 05-24-2003 17:07 »

BENDER: Ah, only one beer left...anyone else want this?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #92 on: 05-25-2003 02:34 »

Leela:FOX is an excellent channel showing only the best quality entertainment hour after hour.
Strat

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« Reply #93 on: 05-25-2003 02:59 »

Al Gore - To hell with the forests with their cute little animals!
]PaulFSAC[

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« Reply #94 on: 05-25-2003 03:49 »

FOX Lawyers - We Won't Serve TLZ Another C&D  tongue
Nurdbot

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« Reply #95 on: 05-25-2003 04:58 »

Fry:Man, hair is overated.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #96 on: 05-25-2003 05:48 »

Hermes - Could you raise the bar a few more inches?
Kryten

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« Reply #97 on: 05-25-2003 12:27 »

Morgan Proctor- Ew, when was the last time you bathed? I am SO not in the mood anymore!
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #98 on: 05-25-2003 14:35 »

H.G.Blob - What?! You're sold out! Where the goop am I meant to get my daily salt ingestion?!!
Teral

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« Reply #99 on: 05-25-2003 15:05 »

Hyperchicken: "Hey, dollface. Why don't you and I get together after this trial, and violate the lawyer-costumer rules a bit?"
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« Reply #100 on: 05-25-2003 17:56 »

Bender:#Prudent Female Lawyer, Not Having much sex..#
zozer

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« Reply #101 on: 05-25-2003 22:38 »

Zoidburg: im not hungry

amy:d'uh

robot preacher:10100110

semper fi. carry on.
Strat

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« Reply #102 on: 05-25-2003 22:52 »

Zapp - That's ok Kif, I'll get my armpits this time
Nurdbot

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« Reply #103 on: 05-26-2003 16:20 »

Bender:We're...not boned.
Anarchist

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« Reply #104 on: 05-26-2003 16:33 »

Fry: Sorry, Leela, but I already have plans for tonight. I have a date with Gail Berman!
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #105 on: 05-26-2003 16:41 »

Linda - Hey, that was uncalled for, Morbo.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #106 on: 05-27-2003 02:38 »

Morbo:Morbo's race bows to the power of cookies..
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« Reply #107 on: 05-27-2003 08:11 »

Bender: Fry, I'm glad you're cool with my robosexuality.

Fry: Screw you Farnsworth, I've got a job as a pizza delivery boy again.

Fry: Whatever you guys do, don't eat the anchovies.  They suck big time.
Lurrr

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« Reply #108 on: 05-27-2003 12:08 »

Morbo: Linda, Morbo cannot hold back his feelings any longer... will you marry me?

Teral

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« Reply #109 on: 05-27-2003 15:11 »

Panuzzi: "I say, Fry, old sport, would you be so kind to deliver these freshly baked Italian dish to this address?"

Adlai: "Cowabunga, dudes!! Look at those waves, man! Gnarly! Like, surf is so up!"
::runs of with a surfboard::
ThereIsNoSploon

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« Reply #110 on: 05-28-2003 23:06 »

Lrr: "Hey, the microphone's working perfectly!"
Just Chris

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« Reply #111 on: 05-30-2003 09:44 »

Leela: Sure, Fry. What about tomorrow night at 8:00?
Teral

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« Reply #112 on: 05-30-2003 10:16 »

Kif: "Lay in a new course, ensign."
Zapp: "Aye aye, Sir!"
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« Reply #113 on: 05-30-2003 10:27 »

Zapp's Men:You rock!

Zapp:Okay, I admit it. I'm a Useless Arm-Chair General.

Nibbler:I'm not quite enough.
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« Reply #114 on: 05-30-2003 10:53 »

Fry Parents: (to Philip J Fry) Philip your not a disappointment

Bender: you know for once in my life i don't feel like drinking

Proffessor: (To Fry) why Fry are you getting smarter

Fry: (to Dr Zoidberg) your not a loser your my best friend

-Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!-
Teral

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« Reply #115 on: 05-30-2003 12:18 »

Zapp: "Where is the hidden rebel base?"
Leela: "Vergon 6."

And that's the real reason why Vergon 6 kaploded.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #116 on: 05-31-2003 02:37 »

Fry:It's Eight Oh Clock, time to get bus-ay! *Puts a CD in his walkman, Russian Opera starts playing*
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #117 on: 05-31-2003 06:09 »

Nibbler - This time I'm not going to memory blank you.
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« Reply #118 on: 05-31-2003 08:30 »

Fry's Mother: "I hate football!"

Fry: "My family, my friends, my co-workers, I'll never see any of them again. WAH! I'M MISSING THEM ALREADY!"
Teral

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« Reply #119 on: 05-31-2003 11:19 »

Cut lines from "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles":

Kira: "Enemy ship approaches. Shields up!"
O'brien: "What shields?"
Bashir: "Oh shit!!"
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