Cheers for that
The list so far
There's nothing wrong with anything
Looks like this planet is next on line
But existing is practically all I do!
Same as every day. Got it.
Did everything just taste purple
I had more... but go ahead
There. Now he's trapped in a book *I* wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors
I can explain that. It used to be milk, and well, time makes fools of us all.
Oh my God, it's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend, i'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
Thinking hurts him, maybe i can think of a way to use that
They're like sex, except I'm having them!
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em and if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose
The Breakfast Club soundtrack. I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff
In my time we didn't depend on hi-tech gadgets like you do, we didn't need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes, we just used a washing machine
If I ever want to go back to the year 2000, I'll just freeze myself again
I don't care how educational it is. Lets do it!
Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years, I feel like I'm home!
I'll be whatever I wanna do!
He wasn't an astronaut, he was a sitcom actor. And he was only using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife
What if that stuff I said?
People said I was dumb, but I proved them!