The Bender Thread

[Reply #120 on:]

 

Originally posted by tyraniak:
I love when bender peeks into the window and says "get a room" and then the guy says "we already do" then bender replies "then lose some weight"

actually it's

Bender: get a room you two
Guy: We're in one!
Bneder: In that case, lose some weight

[Reply #121 on:]

NO!
its:
Bender: Whao, Mama! Get a room you two!
Guy: We're in a room!
Bneder: Well then lose some weight!

[Reply #122 on:]

 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
NO!
its:
Bender: Whao, Mama! Get a room you two!
Guy: We're in a room!
Bender: Well then lose some weight!

No!
it's:
"Whoa Mama! get a room you two"   

[Reply #123 on:]

NO ONE CARES! the idea is the same

[Reply #124 on:]

i love the fact that hes so self-centeret and makes everything about him, could be kinda fun if he had a "dumb"-uncool little brother or bigbrother or whatever to downtone the coolness alittle..

[Reply #125 on:]

Here's another Bender pic I found that I liked,Someone drew it,I'm not sure who though.

[Reply #126 on:]

He makes the show complete is the short form of it

[Reply #127 on:]

BENDER; Wow, I guess it is relly hard to make someone cry.
AMY;You did your best, Bender
BENDER; Up yours, bimbo

AMY; *sobbes hystericlly*

[Reply #128 on:]

I love how in The Farnswoth Parabox he is the only one that gets along with his parallel self at first, Because he loves himself so much more than anything else.

[Reply #129 on:]

I think Benber is great because he can get away with doing and saying so much because hes a robot....like this:

Bender: "And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
That should not be funny,and yet....

[Reply #130 on:]

I love him in Hell is other robots when he hugs fry and says "mmmmmmmmm fry, your my friend"

Also when he's at the strip club smoking 3 cigars at once

[Reply #131 on:]

lol Sorry but I just love British Bender!

Like this part of Parasite Lost,

Leela: (sexfully) I'll think of something.

[The gaze into each other's eyes. Bender rubs his chin.]

Bender: 'Ello! What's all this then?

Then Godfellas  Ayup...

[Reply #132 on:]

he is cool for at least this quote alone:
"SO LONG COFFIN STUFFERS!! *crashes his car* Um, could one of you coffin stuffers carry me to the head museum?"

[Reply #133 on:]

 

Originally posted by Demeter:
lol Sorry but I just love British Bender!

Like this part of Parasite Lost,

Leela: (sexfully) I'll think of something.

[The gaze into each other's eyes. Bender rubs his chin.]

Bender: 'Ello! What's all this then?

Then Godfellas    Ayup...

nope, not british: cockney. or, the like

[Reply #134 on:]

 

Then Godfellas    Ayup...

godfellas has to be one of the best episodes, and one of benders best moments, like this

Bender: Damn you, Fry and Lee-- [He flies through the pirate ship, leaving a hole in the hull and holding a bag of swag.] --la!

it just had to happen
 

[Reply #135 on:]

       I'd forgotten bout' that!                  

wow, first time I've used smileys for a while. Let alone 7. Must have been good.

[Reply #136 on:]

also i love in time keeps on slippin, when Fry is melting Benders face, and his panicky scream. That always makes me chuckle

[Reply #137 on:]

Its impossible to write that scream down though.

what did they do in the script: "make that noise john. go on, please? once for the team."

[Reply #138 on:]

probably 

[Reply #139 on:]

another from Godfellas

"Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee."

[Reply #140 on:]

and the episode when he joins the mafia....boy that cracks me up when he pretends to fire the gun
*pow pow* *rattattattat!* *crashing noises*

 

[Reply #141 on:]

I have to agree with triggerhappyjim on this one. British Bender is the greatest! Especially in Bender gets made.

Donbot"where's Blotto?"
Bender(In English accent)Sorry old bean I was just enjoying a watercress sandwich."
Donbot"Hey, this guy's classier than I thought!"

Classic!

[Reply #142 on:]

 

Originally posted by The Decapodian:

Donbot"where's Blotto?"
Bender(In English accent)Sorry old bean I was just enjoying a watercress sandwich."
Donbot"Hey, this guy's classier than I thought!"

Classic!

oh man i forgot about British Bender! He is great in 'king' mode......

[Reply #143 on:]

Possibly one of the strangest parts of that episode.

Its so damn random! How the hell did they think that one up?

Oh and also it was a "rather tasty" watercress sandwich.

Hilarious though!

[Reply #144 on:]

Bumpity bumpity bump!

I just remembered my all time favourite Bender quote (From Where the Buggalo Roam)

'Oh Chief, you've made me the happiest girl in the world!'

cracks me up everytime!

[Reply #145 on:]

well it was a huge diamond . I mean it would have made me pretty happy. (But If I was bender I would have stole it.)

[Reply #146 on:]

i like in bend her when he see's the robots bending and he says " im so embarrased, i wish everyone was dead"

[Reply #147 on:]

Yeah that is funny. What about the time where the PEship is stuck under water and zoidberg's house burnt down because of bender's cigar.

[Reply #148 on:]

That just raises further questions....

[Reply #149 on:]

Right on professor Frigsworth.

[Reply #150 on:]

Its Freaksworth man.

"We're doomed. DOOOOOOOOOMED!"

Haha I love that bit :P

[Reply #151 on:]

lol yeah that was cool.
did bender even finish hes doooooooooomed thing?

[Reply #152 on:]

Yeah. He and the Gold Bender did finish there DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOMED  thing. It was funny as.

[Reply #153 on:]

Bender in a nutshell is a lowlife,pickpocket,brainless,stupid,dumbass,fry freinder.Plus takes advantage of others on an ongoing basis.

[Reply #154 on:]

"Hey , that's no spaceship! That's my ass!"

"Shut up square!"

"I dunno , everyone was doin' it , I just wanted to be popular."

Some of the classics.

[Reply #155 on:]

Bender is like a cross between Dan Fielding from Night Court, Twiki from Buck Rogers, and Crow T. Robot from MST3K.   

After all, Bender _does_ own John Larroquette's spine!   

[Reply #156 on:]

"Hey, guess what you're accessories to?"  -THE DEEP SOUTH

[Reply #157 on:]

Oh christ im so stupid XD

[Reply #158 on:]

Bender has to be one of the most memorable characters in T.V. history and his morality is always in question because he is a robot and programed a certain way. Maybe in some reality Bender is a good thing?

[Reply #159 on:]

Anthology of Interest 2: "GOODBYE MODERATION!"

EPIC.

I just love his voice when he says it.