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morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #40 on: 01-06-2005 15:54 »

...
Dwight: "No, but you did declare yourself dead three years ago as a tax dodge."
Farnsworth: "Tax dodge nothing! You take one nap in a ditch in the park and they start declaring you this and that!"
I.C.Weiner

Bending Unit
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« Reply #41 on: 01-07-2005 02:45 »

Fry: hey look a pile of old Bart Simpson toys
Bart Toy: eat my shots
Bender: Mmmm shorts (after bender ate bart's pants)
thatsmebaby

Crustacean
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« Reply #42 on: 01-07-2005 11:40 »

*explosions and earthquaking*
"Zeus, Buddha, God... One of you guys do something!"
"Help! Satan!! - You owe me!"
SpaceJockey

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #43 on: 01-07-2005 16:57 »

"You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?"

"Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!"

"Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!"

Kicked your ass.
--
PEELer Since May '04
MKTai

Starship Captain
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« Reply #44 on: 01-07-2005 17:03 »

"Please, Fry! I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!"

"Oh, that poor sweet monkey. Well, let's go gather him up. There's no sense letting him go to waste. *licks lips*"
Wooter

Urban Legend
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« Reply #45 on: 01-07-2005 17:59 »

Oh, my tract!
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #46 on: 01-14-2005 12:45 »

Choke on that, causality!
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #47 on: 01-15-2005 11:37 »

Leela: Are you saying I'm going crazy?
Farnsworth: No, no, no one's saying that, but I'm certainly thinking it loudly!

Yes, it's the apocalypse all right. I'd always thought I'd have a hand in it...

(insert song about having a new angle on life here)
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #48 on: 01-15-2005 21:09 »

Farnsworth 1: Oh you'd like to get back to your evil universe wouldn't you? And destroy your box with our universe inside it.

Farnsworth: Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you would already have been going to do that!

Farnsworth 1: Wha?

Farnsworth: You heard me!
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #49 on: 01-15-2005 21:41 »

"Getting the brain out was the easy part! The hard part was getting the brain out." <Cackles madly>
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #50 on: 01-20-2005 08:32 »
« Last Edit on: 01-20-2005 08:32 »

Cubert: (using the machine that makes everyone sound like farnsworth) good news everyone, i smell like an elephants butt
Farnsworth: thats not good news at all.
RS 2thou

Urban Legend
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« Reply #51 on: 02-05-2005 07:54 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2005 07:54 »

Prof. : (to hermes)whichs ones are new?
Hermes: the green dude and the fat mon
Prof. : Ive never seem that robot before
Bender: Im Bender, you know the lovable rascal
Prof. shrugs his shoulders (while looking at Hermes)
Prof. : any, who ever you are. we have a delivery to make
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #52 on: 02-05-2005 21:54 »

Professor,lava,hot!!!!
Charles RB

Crustacean
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« Reply #53 on: 02-05-2005 23:33 »

"I have to find a way to stave off the ravages of youth!"

"I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!"

"Can we have some money?"
"Oh my, no."
Hobo puppy

Crustacean
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« Reply #54 on: 02-05-2005 23:36 »

Leela: For heaven's gate Professor this ship can do 99% light speed. Why are we going at 35 miles an hour?

Farnsworth: Because we're in a hurry that's why.

Big Petey

Crustacean
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« Reply #55 on: 02-06-2005 14:21 »

Cubert (in Farnsworth's voice):Good news everyone!  I'm a horse's butt.
Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all you little....
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #56 on: 02-06-2005 16:38 »

The Professie will help.... Ouch, Fire indeed HOT!
tire
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #57 on: 02-07-2005 16:36 »

something like, "Now I'm off to the store to buy a single piece of fruit and then return it while making everyone behind me wait in line."
42popplers

Crustacean
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« Reply #58 on: 02-10-2005 19:42 »

Leela: Uhh... Maybe I should drive.
Professor: You?  A woman?  I'm trying to catch a monster, not find the quickest route to the mall.

Professor: Werrrrnnnnnstrom!

Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #59 on: 02-10-2005 20:00 »

Professor: "The Proffesi will help..... [funny sound of pain] Fire indeed hot!

Bender: "Can we have some money?"
Professor: "Oh my no."

-Also, whenever he says "Eh wha?" is hilarious.
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #60 on: 02-11-2005 01:17 »

Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Professor: Your going to do his laundry?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #61 on: 02-11-2005 01:28 »

Heather: Sir, it is not necessary or wise to be nude.
Professor: Oh, you sound like my tennis instructor.

Hermes: Let's see...citations for public nudity, second degree nudity, conspiracy to commit nudity...

Professor: Of course he still exists.  As a frozen corpse in outer space!  Ohohohoho...aww, I made myself sad.
*I use that last one all the time*

"Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows."

GP: 100 Nixorbucks
XP: 500
Next level: 1000
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #62 on: 02-11-2005 01:54 »

Farnseh: Ooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mister "I'm my own grandpa"!
johnlysenko

Poppler
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« Reply #63 on: 03-16-2005 01:47 »
« Last Edit on: 03-16-2005 01:47 »

"Oh Lordy Lou, there he goes again! Well, let's give baby what he wants."

(asking the what-if machine)
Fry: what if bender was 100 ft. tall?
Professor: We're not seeing it again. Ask something less stupid!
Fry: Alright, what if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?
Professor: That question is less stupid but you asked it in a profoundly stupid manor.
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #64 on: 03-16-2005 01:50 »

Hey, welcome to PEEL johnlysenko!  smile Have a great stay in Nerd World.

"You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?"
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #65 on: 03-16-2005 01:54 »

"No world, you put your hands up."
killbot4000

Bending Unit
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« Reply #66 on: 03-16-2005 01:54 »

"WHY WHY WHY didn't i brake his legs."i love that line.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #67 on: 10-05-2005 21:47 »

"Of coarse he exists...as a frozen corpse out in space, HA HA HA..oh I made myself sad."
~Zoidberg~

Crustacean
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« Reply #68 on: 10-08-2005 01:20 »

Wellll....

H.J.F:Good News everyone! Ive just sold planet express to Mom!
B.B.R:Bupbubgagurgagurk. Also, Why are you wearing that funky hat?
H.J.F: Wha? OH this? No reason *tosses hat away*
T.L: Are you off your nut proffesor?
H.J.F: Oh, Fuf. its not like its the end of the world as we know it!
P.J.F: *turns on tv*
Morbo: This is the end of the world as we know it.
H.J.F: Ok Ok. In hind sight, maybe it wasnt such a good idea. must be my hind catarack...

I love every part of that  smile also...:
*gasp* NOBODY kills my crew but ME! Got that, Mom?

Both from the Game.... If the game dont count then....

"Of coarse he exists...as a frozen corpse out in space, HA HA HA..oh I made myself sad."

 smile
Ralph Snart

Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #69 on: 10-08-2005 02:52 »

Professor!  Lava!  Hot!
blug

Crustacean
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« Reply #70 on: 10-08-2005 15:58 »

Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

Farnsworth: This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...

mwa-ha-ha.

"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"

"Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures."
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #71 on: 10-09-2005 06:33 »

The urrectum joke was hilarious
benihana

Poppler
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« Reply #72 on: 09-21-2007 10:12 »

Fry: I couldn't possibly fit that in my mouth
Farnsworth: Well then good news, its a suppository.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #73 on: 09-21-2007 22:04 »

Best Farnsworth line ever: PAZUUUUUZUUUUUU!!!!
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 10-12-2007 19:56 »

Fry: This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love?
Professor Farnsworth: If by that you mean transporting cargo, then yes!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #75 on: 10-12-2007 21:08 »

My personal favorite.

Leela: "Remember, Professor, Bender is Santa. So we don't need to hurt him, right?"

Farnsworth: "Yes, yes, yes. You sound like a broken mp3!"

[Bender lands in the fireplace.]

Bender: "Ho, ho-- [Farnsworth blasts Bender with a shotgun.] Ow!"

Leela: "Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?"

Farnsworth: "No!"

km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #76 on: 10-12-2007 23:58 »

Seriously, just about every line that comes out of Farnsworth is gold. He and Fry are my favorite characters.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #77 on: 10-13-2007 00:09 »

This is cheating because it's from a fanfic. Mine, actually. It made me laugh, even as I wrote it.


(LOOKING AT RACKS OF GUNS)

“Professor…” Fry began , his eyes boggling… “Why the heck do you have all these?”

“In case some drunken Frat boy tries to have his way with me at the back of the movie theatre,” the Professor muttered. “Men! They’re all the same – only want one thing.” He shook his head disgustedly.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #78 on: 10-14-2007 21:26 »
« Last Edit on: 10-14-2007 21:26 »

HA! Thats great and exactly the kind of thing he'd say.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #79 on: 10-15-2007 14:02 »

Best Professor line ever: When the PE gang find him doing the dried-out, wrinkly nasty with Mom.

"Oh, yes."
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