Fry's true sexuality

[Reply #80 on:]

What is this thread?

pretty much what the title of this thread says. Fry doesn't love girls. he's walking on sunshine with me

Is this like some creepy fan script stuff?

[Reply #81 on:]

^ NO

Hey, what if we use one of Pinkypie's drawings? Fry with 2 heads seems ideal to me!:D

You can have him. All I really want is Fry from Futurama but I don't want him to ruin clothes

[Reply #82 on:]

Pinkie's horribly deformed Fry with a conjoined twin isn't attractive to you, Unmentionable? True love is blind!

And yes, I am goodnaturedly teasing you.

[Reply #83 on:]

it's not that I don't find them attractive. I just want my lover to have one head

[Reply #84 on:]

Oh but I think you require him to have that second head.

[Reply #85 on:]

Yeah, ya know... I could use one head to kiss and the other can drink Slurm or talk to me while kissing:D

[Reply #86 on:]

I wanna KISS one-headed Fry. I'll do anything he says but I wear the pants. He's the one if I let him

[Reply #87 on:]

So your a giver not a taker?   

[Reply #88 on:]

I'm both but I want Fry to be the dominant lover. is it OK to submit to him so much?

[Reply #89 on:]

Ya why not.  I always wondered though, do you flip a coin or something?

Edit: I think I'm already too involved in this topic, entered an odd area if you will, I'm dipping after this post.

[Reply #90 on:]

If I knew that I was Fry...

I guess, That is really the issue...

If I KNEW I was Fry...?

[Reply #91 on:]

Ya why not.  I always wondered though, do you flip a coin or something?

Edit: I think I'm already too involved in this topic, entered an odd area if you will, I'm dipping after this post.

last time I flipped a coin, I got fucked up so I aint doing that again. I LIKE IT ROUGH & I need a man who likes it rough so for example if I say "KISS me", it's a command but if Fry wants to tease me, he can do as he likes

[Reply #92 on:]

I just...I can't....I.....uh....what....ugh.

[Reply #93 on:]

lol

[Reply #94 on:]

I just...I can't....I.....uh....what....ugh.

Yep, that's what I tought as well... O_o

[Reply #95 on:]

as far as what? lol

[Reply #96 on:]

Unmentionable:

[Reply #97 on:]

what the hell lol

[Reply #98 on:]

I'd like it if the staff of Futurama could consider what they're doing and be honest about Fry for once.

[Reply #99 on:]

^ i'd like it too but i unfortunately bet they think they're right, they're planning on doing exactly what they've been doing, & they're gonna make him keep lying. since 1 of the writers won't trust me, i don't think any of the staff will. they're getting away with this injustice cos they got power

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I'd like it if the staff of Futurama could consider what they're doing and be honest about Fry for once.

How should they do this, exactly?

[Reply #101 on:]

I just...I can't....I.....uh....what....ugh.

Don't you see, pumpkinpie? This is true love! All Unmentionable wants is a cartoon character who can wreck his anus if he wants to.

[Reply #102 on:]

I'd like it if the staff of Futurama could consider what they're doing and be honest about Fry for once.

How should they do this, exactly?

Easy, let Fry be himself, so he can be honest about what he actually wants.  They just keep trying to control everything, and I certainly don't appreciate how they portray poor Zapp.

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Don't you see, pumpkinpie? This is true love! All Unmentionable wants is a cartoon character who can wreck his anus if he wants to.

Oh lord, that's so NOT what I wanted to hear...

[Reply #104 on:]

Didn't President Black Obama talk about this very thing in his inauguration address?  What we need here is equality for everyone to be free from persecution so that souls of all living things are able to make their own decisions in life.  Why can't everybody just listen to President Black Obama's words and realize that this isn't what we're supposed to be down here fighting about?

[Reply #105 on:]

^ word

Don't you see, pumpkinpie? This is true love! All Unmentionable wants is a cartoon character who can wreck his anus if he wants to.

yep lol

Easy, let Fry be himself, so he can be honest about what he actually wants.  They just keep trying to control everything, and I certainly don't appreciate how they portray poor Zapp.

I agree. I think Zapp could be my friend in real life. some of the stuff he does on the show makes me hate him

[Reply #106 on:]

That's just because they won't let him be the compassionate gentleman he actually is.  I don't know why everyone insists on seeing him be the selfish, arrogant type when in reality he has really complex emotions and he just wants to be good friends with those around him.  But far be it from me to point out these and other idiosyncrasies because everyone wants to point and laugh at the last decent human being in the room.

[Reply #107 on:]

Shouldn't this thread be in the Fan Fiction section.

[Reply #108 on:]

^ no. this isn't a thread for my stories & art. this thread is about Futurama characters

[Reply #109 on:]

Actually, this thread is only about one character. And it's really only about one aspect of a character.

It's clear as winna's criminal record that Fry is attracted to females. Whether Fry has strong enough or any bisexual tendencies is up for debate. And to claim that Fry is gay has either never watched Futurama or is completely delusional.

[Reply #110 on:]

Zapp was mentioned in this thread but the main topic of my thread is Fry

i'm not about to start another argument cos people choose to not trust me & be completely inconsiderate about it. if you're gonna be a douche, take it somewhere else

[Reply #111 on:]

Yes, Zapp IS mentioned, but my earlier statement was a deduction from the title of the thread, "Fry's true sexuality".

You may have made this thread, but this is not "your thread". You are posting on a public forum where anybody is free to contribute, therefore you are allowing your thoughts to be shared and discussed with others.

The purpose of internet forums is to discuss topics. Discussion is a softer word for "argument". If we do not have dissenting opinions or new ideas to contribute to the greater discussion, this thread/forum would be single-minded and boring. If one party isn't willing to consider the merits of the opposing party's argument(s), then why should  the other party allow for the same courtesy?

How am I being a "douche"? While I do consider myself brazen and aloof, I would say for the duration of the time I have communicate with you, I've been much more considerate and open to your idea that Fry is gay than others, though I do wholeheartedly disagree with such a premise. And if I was being a "douche", where else would I take it? If I want to add to the discussion on this topic, this would be the preferred choice for a thread to post in.

[Reply #112 on:]

again there's a difference between speaking your mind & being a dick. you don't agree cos it's not what you want & you only think about yourself, isn't it? that's pathetic. saying I'm delusional is being a jerk. I ain't gonna change so stop trying to bring people down

[Reply #113 on:]

...you don't agree cos it's not what you want & you only think about yourself...

Sounds like you just described yourself, don't you think?

"We see in others what we carry in our own hearts" (~R.W. Emerson? The Princess Bride?)

[Reply #114 on:]

nope

[Reply #115 on:]

To call someone ugly names who doesn't agree with you  is quite hypocritical. I think if you softened your language, your viewpoints might not be met with such resistance.

And winna, really, why do you need to refer to the President as "Black" Obama? His name is Barack. Honestly, I can't tell most of the time when you're being sincere and earnest and when you're being...performance artistic.

[Reply #116 on:]

Oh, I apologize.  I thought people were saying Black Obama, but I guess they were saying Barack.  I was very confused myself.

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I guess I'm not edgy and hip enough to get the joke.

[Reply #118 on:]

Winna, people are calling him "Broke Insane Obummer" just for a point of clarification.

[Reply #119 on:]

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